Chapter 8 American Women
Sean sighed as he sat at his desk with his feet on said desk. It's been a couple weeks since Stewie's first birthday party at his casino.
And during that time things between Lois and Peter had gotten even worse. Peter being the idiot he was had just made things unbearable between the two. So right now Lois with her youngest son went to visit her parents for the weekend.
And things had gotten even better for the casino. Business was up. And profits were beyond expectations. And Sean had talked to the Mayor Adam West about expanding his business to bring in extra money for the town which he fully agreed to. (Rest in piece Adam West)
Right now Sean was about to get out a bottle of whisky when he something was thrown at his window.
"Wha?" Sean said before he saw it was Peter and Quagmire along with the other idiots of the towns throwing eggs at his place.
"Oh what is that idiot up to now?" Meg asked walking in.
"The usual." Sean said pulling out his phone.
"Lets destroy this dump! Lets show this kid he doesn't belong here!" Peter yelled getting everyone to cheer with him.
"I Want my sex life back!" Quagmire yelled. Sean had put out a warning to everyone on him about his sex life and about the sexual diseases he may be carrying. Hell Sean had to ask his father to create a cure for every women he's come into contact with to prevent it from spreading. Since then his sex life has been very low.
Suddenly arriving were the Police led by Joe Swanson.
"Oh, Joe. Your just in time. Come on lets demolish this place!" Peter yelled.
"Peter, I can't let you do that." Joe said before pulling out a taser and shot him in the chest before Glenn was also shot before the crowd dispersed.
Sean walked out and grinned seeing Peter tased.
"Oh now thats a sight I'll always enjoy." Sean said.
"Joe, What the hell? We're your buddies here." Peter said.
"I'm also a cop and it's my job to uphold the law." Joe said.
"Your on his payroll aren't you. You sell out! YOU SUCK!" Glenn yelled.
"I didn't pay him off or anything. One thats against the law and two he's just doing his job. Get them out of here." Sean said.
"Yup." Joe said dragging them back into the car.
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS KID! ONE DAY I'LL BURN THAT UGLY CASINO TO THE GROUND! I'LL GET EVERYONE TO DRIVE YOU OUTTA MY TOWN!" Peter yelled before he was taken away.
Later
"Man that idiot is getting really annoying." Meg said as she and Sean sat on the couch in her parents house. Since Peter would be spending the night in jail they decided to stay there for a while.
"He's getting desperate theres no denying that." Sean said before he looked outside seeing moving trucks outside. "Huh? Whats going on?" Sean asked.
"Oh those must be the new neighbors. Mom said some new neighbors were moving in last week. Supposedly from Langley Falls in Virginia." Meg said remembering the conversation with her mother.
"I see." Sean said walking outside.
Sean spotted a woman with black hair, white skin and black eyes moving some boxes into the house.
"Damnit. I knew we should have paid someone to do this." She said before Sean picked them up.
"Hello there." Sean said making her look at him and smiled.
"Hi. You must be one of the neighbors." She said before taking in his appearance and blushed a little.
"Uh not exactly. My girlfriend's parents live here we're just stopping by since her dad is in jail for the night." Sean said making her scoff.
"Let me guess he's an idiot right?"
"Yeah how'd you know?" Sean asked.
"Let's just say my dad is on the same level of being an idiot. By the way my name is Hayley Smith." Hayley said introducing herself.
"Sean Ashburn Kruger. I actually own the casino in town." Sean said surprising her.
"Really? But you..." Hayley tried to say.
"Look to be the same age as you? Lets just say my entire family is very successful. I just decided to do something different. Hell I'm trying to change the whole town into one business venture. Cleaning up all the crap thats mad it difficult to live in. Buying clubs and establishments and turning them into something good." Sean said making her smile.
"Wow. Sounds like you really care about this place...Wait your not endorsing guns are you?" Hayley asked with a frown.
"Hell no. I hate those things. Although must people usually get the wrong idea on how that concept works. Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns are just a tool. Humans have been killing each other since the stone age." Sean said making her smile since while she agreed with him she was still glade he didn't endorse guns.
"Hayley?" A female voice called out.
Coming out of the house was a woman of beauty. She had long blonde hair white skin and dark eyes.
"Hello." Sean said.
"This is my mom Francine. We both decided to move here away from my dad." Hayley said.
"Nice to meet you." Francine said shaking his hand.
"Well, I see where Hayley gets her looks." Sean said as Meg walked to them. Hayley of course blushed but giggled since it was nice to see someone appreciating her looks. "Oh this is my girlfriend Meg." Sean said placing his arm around her.
"Nice to meet you all." Meg said.
"Likewise. Hopefully this place will be a nice new fresh start." Francine said.
"Uh. I'm not so sure on that." Meg said before Peter somehow out of jail drove to his home.
"I hate jail." Peter said childishly before spotting the object of his misfortune. "I'LL KILL YOU!" Peter yelled charging right at him only for Sean to deliver a swift bag of nickels to the balls. "OW DAMNIT!" Peter yelled in pain.
Meanwhile
Lois enjoying a nice drink suddenly smirked for some reason.
"I don't know how but I get the feeling Peter is in real pain. I like it." Lois said.
Later
Sean was giving Haley a job interview since she wanted to earn some money.
"So all I have to do is serve drinks is that all?" Hayley asked.
"Well...I actually have something else in mind. Your mother mentioned you have a special talent." Sean said making her blush.
"Oh um...You mean singing? I do it on occasion." Hayley said.
"Hayley from the sounds of things you have a real gift. You should be showing it off. I managed to persuade Lois into doing it and she's one of the main attractions here. I have faith you could be the same if you actually try." Sean said making her smile at his encouragement.
"Well...How about tonight?" Hayley asked.
"Sure. I'm certain you'll become one of the main attractions here." Sean said making her giggle.
Later
Hayley couldn't hep but grin seeing the crowd cheering for her.
"See?" Sean said as she stepped down from the crowd.
"I haven't seen that many people cheer for me since I protested guns." Hayley said.
"Like I said you have a natural talent. Maybe next time you and Lois can perform together." Sean said.
"I like that idea." Hayley said.
Meanwhile
"YOU DID WHAT!" Lois yelled at Peter. She had just gotten home from her parents and Peter told her he got arrested.
"It's not my fault! That Jackass paid off the cops!" Peter yelled childishly. "He's ruining everything great about this town! He's taking down all the bars and banning me from all of them! Quagmire can't even get laid anymore because of that Bullshit he's spread about him. And he took my punching bag!" Peter yelled.
"You mean Meg? She's not you're punching bag she's our daughter!" Lois yelled.
"She sucks at everything. Making her suffer was one of the ways I felt good about myself. Like this!" Peter said kicking Stewie.
"OW! What the fuck is your problem fat man!" Stewie yelled.
"PETER! Thats it!" Lois yelled grabbing Stewie and went to her car.
"Where are you going!" Peter yelled.
"Away from you!" Lois yelled driving off.
"FUCK!" Peter yelled. Suddenly he remembered what the guys told him and frowned. "She couldn't actually be having an affair with him could she?" Peter questioned.
"What happened here?" Glenn asked walking over with Joe and Cleveland.
"Guys...I think maybe your right...Maybe Lois is actually having an affair." Peter said nervous.
"With him! Thats not fair! I should be the one with her!" Glenn yelled before they all looked at him making him widen his eyes. "I mean...Thats just not right." Glenn said.
"You still need proof she's having an actual affair." Joe said.
"Guys...We are gonna spy on them till we get our evidence. Then we'll show the whole town why he shouldn't be here. So help me god...We'll kick his ass outta town." Peter said.
Authors Note: Oh bloody hell. Peter is really going to get heart broken next Chapter. Now Next Chapter will involve A certain Asian reporter and a certain news caster. Now please vote in the current Harem poll for Jedi or Sith please. Read, Review, Fav and Follow. REVIEW MY LOYAL FANS! HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!