Chapter 9 The Trap
Its been a couple weeks since Peter decided to gather some evidence that Lois was cheating on him with Sean who was ruining his life since he arrived in his town. However in those Two weeks Peter and his friends hadn't managed to get so much as a scrap of evidence on them.
"I don't get it. I thought for sure she was cheating on me." Peter said rubbing his chin.
"Maybe you were just so mad at her new boss you just imagined it. Besides Lois doesn't really seem like the type of woman to have an affair." Cleveland said.
"Maybe your right. Maybe I'm just paranoid." Peter said.
"No don't give up now Peter. Theres gotta be some dirt on them." Glenn said.
"But we've been at this for weeks. Maybe you should just accept the fact that the town is changing for the better. After all he gave a 30 million donation to the Police station last weekend." Joe said.
"See he's buying the cops off. We gotta get some dirt on him or we're never gonna have our old lives back." Glenn said.
"Your right Quagmire. As god is my witness we'll get some dirt on them." Peter said.
Meanwhile
Lois was enjoying some alone time with her daughter and Sean as they sat on the couch watching a movie.
"You know I enjoy these simple moments together even if it's not sex." Lois said making them laugh.
"Well...We're gonna have to hold off on that for a while. Your idiot husband has been spying on us these last two weeks." Sean said making her sigh. During these last two weeks they haven't done anything sexual since Sean knew they were spying on them.
"I swear. It was bad enough he has been acting more childishly since you came here and started cleaning up this town but now he's really going over the line. And Glenn is even worse." Lois said.
"Oh?" Sean asked.
"Before you moved in there was an incident between us. He was spying on me in the bathroom. I nearly had a heart attack." Lois said making him frown before a smirk came to his face.
"What if...We were to put him away and drive a wedge between him and Peter?" Sean asked making her grin
"Go on." Lois said.
Next day
The Press was inside Sean's casino as he gave them the grand tour.
"In the last couple months your Casino has been a rather huge success throughout all of Quahog. Not only that but you've been buying large parts of its businesses to make way for additional attractions." Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa said making Sean stop and face her with a smile making her blush somewhat.
"Tricia I want this town to start a new by bringing in business that will help its economy. At the same time we need to get rid of all bad influences in the area." Sean said.
"There are some people who have some rather blunt opinions of your operations." Tricia said.
"If your referring to Peter Griffin and his pals I'm not surprised in the slightest. Truthfully I believe most of this town's problems come from him and his friend Glenn Quagmire." Sean said.
Meanwhile
Peter was walking through the streets when a couple kids rushed past him and...Threw two bags of nickels at his balls.
"AH NICKELS!" Peter yelled in pain holding his balls. (Thats gonna be a regular thing from now on since people are begging me to keep doing this.)
Back with Sean he suddenly smirked feeling Peter was suffering.
"May we ask some questions?" One of the Reporters asked.
"Of course." Sean said.
"My name is Diane..." Diane tried to say.
"Tom Tucker pleasure to meet you sir." Tom said pushing her away making her frown.
"I was talking to her." Sean said.
"Why would you bother to talk to someone unpopular when you can speak to a celebrity?" Tom asked grinning with his eyes closed before Sean walked past him making him blink and pulled Diane up who smiled.
"Thank you." Diane said.
"You were asking Diane?" Sean asked.
"Yes I was gonna ask..." Diane tried to say before Tom pushed her away...Again. (Asshole)
"What are your plans for Quahog? Do you plan to demolish the town just to build the world's largest casino?" Tom asked making him frown before motioning his security to move him away. "Wait. What are you doing? I just asked an honest question!" Tom yelled as he was dragged out of the building.
"You were saying Diane?" Sean asked pulling her up again making her smile.
"Yes. As I was about to ask what are your plans for the economy of Quahog?" Diane asked.
"My plans are simple. Buy certain Areas of the town that are not in use. I build more businesses it creates more jobs. More jobs mean more money for the economy." Sean said.
"And what type of businesses do you plan to build? More casinos or practical business?" Diane asked.
"Both actually. I plan to expand my Casino theres no denying that. However I also plan to bring in practical business such as food and medicine. With that business the economy will rise to great lengths." Sean said getting an applause.
Meanwhile
Lois was humming to herself as she washed the dishes before Peter limbed in holding his nuts.
"Peter what happened?" Lois asked in surprise.
"What happened! I'll tell you what happened and I'm sure its because of your boss! I was walking down the street and every fucking five minutes someone threw a bag of Nickels at my balls!" Peter yelled.
Flash back!
Peter was walking down the street when a man hit him with a bag of nickels.
"Son of a bitch!"
Peter walked into a bar before the bartender threw a bag of nickels at him.
"WHY!"
Peter's phone rang before he answered.
"Hello? No I don't need a bag of nickels...OW!" Peter yelled as a trap door beneath him opened up before said bag flew into his nuts.
Peter was getting cash from an ATM when the bottom opened up and threw a bag of Nickels.
"AH NICKELS!"
End Flash back
Lois stifled a laugh but on the inside she was laughing her ass off.
"Peter I'm sure it was just a bad day. Besides Sean's been giving an interview all day." Lois said.
"Hmph." Peter said limping away and once he was out of ear shot she burst out laughing and fell on the floor before she got a text from Meg.
'We're ready to start.' Lois smirked at this.
"Time to ruin Peter and Quagmire's friendship." Lois said.
Glenn was in the middle of setting up his home for the next victim in his sexual conquest. Unfortunately for him he hasn't had sex in a month since the truth about his sexual diseases came out.
"Man this sucks. I'd give anything for some sex right now." Glenn said before someone knocked on his door. "Now who could that be?" Glenn asked before he answered the door and was shocked to find a very naked Lois in front of his door.
"Hi Glenn." Lois said sexually.
"LOIS! Wha...What are you doing!" Glenn asked in shock but greatly turned on.
"I'm sick of Peter ignoring me. What do you say Glenn? Want to have some fun?" Lois asked making him stutter.
"OK!" Glenn said dragging her into the bedroom before she got on the bed. "I'll be right back!" Glenn yelled rushing to get something.
Lois rushed to the window before opening it where Connie was at with some needle with a syringe.
"Here. Now let the fun begin." Connie said making her giggle before shutting the window before injecting the needle into her as she got back on the bed before she passed out just as Glenn came back with some toys.
"Now lets...Lois?" Glenn asked seeing her passed out before his door was busted down by Joe and the Police.
"Don't move Quag...Oh my god!" Joe yelled seeing Lois naked on the bed.
"Joe I swear I can explain!" Glenn yelled holding his hands up.
"Save it for court. We got a call about a possible rape situation. And it looks like it was true." Joe said inspecting the needle. "This is a sedative to knock people out." Joe said.
"NO! It wasn't like that! She came to me!" Glenn yelled.
"Likely story. Take him away." Joe said getting his men to do just that.
Later
"YOU BASTARD!" Peter yelled trying to strangle Glenn who was cowering for his life.
"Peter I swear! It wasn't like that. Your wife came to me saying you were ignoring her. I didn't knock her out to rape her! Thats not my thing!" Glenn yelled. (Bullshit!)
"No I see whats going on! You tried to get me to focus on the kid while you tried to have your way with my wife! You sick bastard! I never want to see you again!" Peter yelled slamming the door.
"PETER!" Glenn yelled.
Lois was at Sean's house laughing her ass off as she saw the news how Glenn would be spending time in Jail for his actions.
"I can't believe that worked so perfectly!" Lois yelled.
"I know. Now those two will never be the same." Meg said satisfied that her father's life was coming apart.
"By the way where did you get that syringe?" Lois asked Connie who smirked.
"A couple friends of mine owe me some favors." Connie said.
"Your not selling drugs are you?" Lois asked concerned.
"Hell no. One of them has a father who works at the hospital thats all." Connie said.
"Good. Now we just need to keep making Peter miserable." Lois said rubbing her hands together.
Meanwhile
Sean was in the middle of giving Diane and Tricia a date as they talked about business for the town.
"I must say I am surprised by the amount of good things you've done for Quahog since you've arrived." Tricia said.
"I have good intentions for this town. However...I might need your help with something involving Peter Griffin." Sean said making them grin at each other.
"I might be willing to help...If you can get Tom kicked off the news...Consider it payback for him making it difficult to work with." Diane said.
"I already have something in mind." Sean said making her smile.
Meanwhile
Peter was with Joe and Cleveland at one of the last few bars that was left in town that he was allowed in.
"I just...I can't believe Quagmire tried to rape my wife. Or he would stab me in the back like that." Peter said depressed.
"Well to be fair he's always had the hots for Lois." Cleveland said.
"Yeah but that was just him being horny this was something else." Peter said before a waiter came to them before hitting Peter with a bag of nickels. "AHHHH!" Peter yelled.
"Whats with the bags of Nickels lately?" Joe asked.
"I don't know!" Peter yelled before another hit him. "FUCK!"
Authors Note: Finally I got this done. Anyway Next Chapter is when Glenn gets out of Jail and a certain CIA man comes to town to cause nothing but trouble. Now I know I said I wasn't going to make this a crossover Harem other than American Dad and Cleveland show but I'm starting to rethink that. If I do make some crossovers it has to actually fit into the series no DC women no heroes just regular women you know? So feel free to make suggestions. Read, Review, Fav and Follow. REVIEW MY LOYAL FANS! See ya!