The Avatar of Justice

by Dragonlord0

After Korra was discovered as the next Avatar a strange object lands down and meets a boy. However much like Korra he is far from an ordinary child with powerful abilities. Watch as they grow up together and change everything in ways no one imagined. Godlike Korra and OC. Oc Harem. Crossover Harem. Lots of Lemons and girl on girl action. Pregnancy. Enjoy

76. Comedy

Chapter 76 Comedy

Everyone was in a massive stadium getting ready for Avatar Sean's little comedy set up.

"It's been a long time since we've all been to something like this." Korra said with Martha in her arms as she giggled while Sean had Damian on his shoulders making him laugh.

"So if your President does that mean you can fire any teacher I don't like?" Damian asked.

"Dude." Sean said making Talia giggle.

"Wheres Alfred?" Turok asked.

"Oh he said he'd rather enjoy a nice warm fire and cup of tea." Bruce said making Sean chuckle.

"The old fashioned ways to relax." Sean said before seeing a large Wolf that walked to them.

"Whoa." Korra said before hearing a whistle.

"Ralph." Mutant Sean said getting him to come over.

"Aw he's just curious. Ain't you now Buddy." Larry said petting him making him pant.

"Hmph." Logan said.

"Man it feels nice to see this again." Joey said.

"With all these new battles always showing up it makes me wish we could just relax like this more." Duke said.

"The hell you talking about? You don't even fight like I do." Ancient Sean said making him chuckle.

"The only fighting you do is Dungeons and dragons things." Tristan said.

"HA HA HA." Duke said unamused.

"Oy." Jedi Sean said to his father.

"Hard to imagine their universe is more powerful than our own." Tarkin said.

"HEY! I HEARD THAT!" Joey yelled.

"I'm surprised you can hear that good." Seto said making Mokuba chuckle while he looked annoyed.

Soon enough everyone was inside.

Thats when Avatar Sean walked out with a grin.

"Oh fuck off. That ain't for me! Thats for the four fuckers in the suitcases." Avatar Sean said making everyone laugh. "Before I get started I wanna tell the people of this universe something. The thing is this whole universe is based off a comic series back in my universe called the DC comic universe." Avatar Sean said shocking people making them laugh.
"But being brutally honest you look way better here than in the comics. I even named my daughter after Wonder Woman." Avatar Sean said making people laugh as she giggled.

"I feel a great swell of pride in that." Diana said making her mother giggle as did Aresia.

"Now...The first guy I want to introduce is always the first favorite. He's been with me since I was a little boy when I had small dreams." Avatar Sean said making people laugh.

"What are his definition of small dreams?" Sean asked his mother who smiled.

"Everyone knows someone like this where they work or their own family...Please help me welcome my good buddy...Walter." Avatar Sean said making people cheer as he pulled him out in a Christmas outfit making people laugh.

"Oh my god I fucking hate this time of year!" Walter yelled making people laugh while Avatar Sean chuckled.

"How you doing Walter?" Avatar Sean asked.

"The fuck do you think?" Walter asked making people laugh. "Where are we this time?" Walter asked.

"Would you believe me we're in a universe where my favorite Comic series are real life heroes?" Avatar Sean asked making people cheer as he looked up.

"Seriously? Does that mean you're gonna try and bone Wonder Woman?" Walter asked making him widen his eyes while she giggled. "Come on it's not cheating if your wife doesn't find out." Walter said.

"WALTER!" Avatar Sean yelled making people laugh. "I am not a cheater and neither is she. Besides. My double here is already with her." Avatar Sean said making people cheer.

"So...Double team her in bed." Walter said making people burst out laughing while she blushed at the idea.

"AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Avatar Sean yelled making people laugh. (Like Charlie Brown from the Peanuts)

"Hey look up at them." Walter said seeing people up on high. "JUMP!" Walter said making people laugh.

"Enough." Avatar Sean said.

"So where the hell are we in this universe?" Walter asked.

"DC." Avatar Sean said.

"Oooh. Great theres nothing like getting mugged in our nation's capital." Walter said making people laugh.

"Is that why you like it better when we're in San Francisco?" Avatar Sean asked.

"San Francisco was better in my view instead of Republic City. Makes it sound Republican." Walter said making people burst out laughing.

"I...I can't even argue that." Sean said chucking.

"What the hells the matter with you? You should be happy. Like me." Walter said making people laugh. "Shut the fuck up Comic people." Walter said making them laugh harder.

Avatar Sean cleared his throat after that.

"So, Walter, you look very festive. Happy Holidays." Avatar Sean said making him slowly face him causing people to laugh.

"Your really gonna try this, aren't ya?" Walter asked.

"Happy Holidays." Avatar Sean said making him shake his head.

"I am not doing any fucking Christmas Crap." Walter said.

"Would you just do it?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Why?" Walter said.

"CAUSE I SAID SO!" Avatar Sean yelled making people burst out laughing.

"How?" Walter asked.

"Fucking...Fake it." Avatar Sean said making him raise his eyebrows.

"Does Will's wife do that to him?" Walter asked making everyone burst out laughing while Will widened his eyes while his wife was pounding her seat.

Avatar Sean snickered at that.

"I...Don't know." Avatar Sean said.

"FUCK YOU!" Will yelled making everyone laugh.

"Ok restarting. Happy holidays." Avatar Sean said.

"You know I've been wanting to say this to you for a decade now. Fuck you! It's Merry Christmas!" Walter yelled proudly making everyone burst out laughing and applauded making him sigh shaking his head.

"And Korra asks why I don't do this as much. You know Walter, there are people of other faiths." Avatar Sean said.

"AND THEIR WRONG!" Walter yelled making people laugh.

"Now wait just a damn minute. Now what if someone came up to you and said in the nicest way possible. Happy Kwanzaa." Avatar Sean said making him slowly face him raising both eyebrows.

"First of all cocksucker." Walter said making him growl in major annoyance as everyone else laughed. "I'd purchase him an Eye color chart." Walter said making people burst out laughing as he groaned holding his head. "Then I'd kick out the Champaign and pull out the fucking large Malt Liquor!" Walter said as everyone laughed.

"Ugh." Avatar Sean groaned pulling out a bottle of Whisky before downing the whole thing making everyone burst out laughing as he let out a large Belch.

"Jeez. That must have ticked you off. You never do that." Walter said.

"For the record Walter has at one point given me a Migraine." Avatar Sean said making people burst out laughing while he scoffed.

"Your lucky thats all I've given you." Walter said making him smirk.

"You know Walter I do have a surprise guest for you." Avatar Sean said turning him around.

"What are you doing?" Walter asked.

"Oh you'll see." Avatar Sean said pulling out a large woman puppet making people burst out laughing.

Walter slowly turned around.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Walter screamed in horror making everyone burst out laughing.

"Hi honey."

"WHY IS SHE HERE!" Walter yelled looking at his wife. (We really need to see what she looks like since this has been going on for years.)

"Hi Samantha!" Avatar Sean said grinning.

"Oh hi sweetheart. WALTER!" Samantha yelled making him cower while Avatar Sean was grinning at all this.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Walter yelled.

"Call this payback for all the years of shit you gave me." Avatar Sean said.

"Now go and buy me a cake!" Samantha yelled.

"But..." Walter tried to say.

"NOW!" Samantha yelled.

"I..." Walter tried to say.

"WALTER!" Samantha roared making everyone burst out laughing as Avatar Sean was holding his sides as he was on his chair.

"I can't breathe." Avatar Sean said.

"I just got one thing to say before we leave." Walter said.

"And that is?" Avatar Sean asked.

"I hope all of you have the worst holidays in your lives you sad sacks of shit." Walter said before Samantha started beating him with a hammer. "OW OW OW OW OW!" Walter yelled as she dragged him into the suitcase as everyone was laughing like crazy

"Oh my god. I need a drink." Avatar Sean said getting some water and dumped it on himself making people laugh as he shook it off. "Ladies and Gentlemen...There is a Terrorist amongst us." Avatar Sean said making people cheer as he smirked. "I swear I have no idea how it has gotten to this point but here it is. Please help me welcome the most believed Terrorist of all-time. Achmed the dead Terrorist." Avatar Sean said as people cheered when he was pulled out with a Santa hat on as he laughed.

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS INFIDELS!" Achmed yelled making people cheered.

"Hello Achmed." Avatar Sean said.

"Oh it is good to see you again Infidel number 1." Achmed said laughing.

"So you know where we are?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Yes. The Mutant Universe." Achmed said making everyone laugh as he looked around before seeing him shake his head no. "No? But Walter said if their all ugly their from the mutant Universe." Achmed said making everyone laugh.

"No. We're in the New Universe which based off of the DC comics." Avatar Sean said.

"Ooooh...Are you gonna bang Wonder Woman to Submission?" Achmed asked making him sputter as everyone else laughed real hard while she giggled.

"WALTER!" Avatar Sean roared.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! OW OW OW!" Walter laughed and then yelled inside the trunk getting his by his wife.

"This is why I'm glad I'm not married anymore." Achmed said making people laugh.

"What about the 72 Virgins you have?" Avatar Sean asked making people let out startled laughter.

"They don't count as marriages. Just a bunch of whores I fuck." Achmed said making people let out startled laughter. "Oh like you all wouldn't see it the same way. Seriously. How many of you have sex with random women...Or men?" Achmed asked making them laugh harder.

"Oy." Avatar Sean said.

"I really like the holidays." Achmed said.

"Oh really?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Oh yeah. And correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Will been practicing with the Guitar?" Achmed asked making people cheer.

"As a matter of fact yes. In fact." Avatar Sean said as Will came out with said instrument.

"Thanks for coming and dressing like Crap for our show." Achmed said.

"Oh shut up." Will said.

"What the hell? I guess your saving money for your drug abuse from your crap marriage." Achmed said making him widen his eyes while Sean chuckled while both their wives were laughing their asses off. "Oh he does drugs and he shares them with me! How do you think I lost all this weight?" Achmed asked making people laugh.

"Oh." Will said annoyed making Avatar Sean chuckle.

"If I recall correctly you both know the game Guitar hero right?" Achmed asked.

"Yes." Both said.

"Good and I have been practicing and I think that now I could kick your brother's ass." Achmed said laughing making him smirk. "I can Kick his ass and I know it." Achmed said as Will played it like a pro making him widen his eyes while everyone else laughed and applauded.

"You were saying?" Will asked.

"Did I say Guitar Hero? I meant...Far Cry." Achmed said making people laugh.

"Didn't you try this with me before Junior was born?" Avatar Sean asked remembering this.

"Oh yeah thats right...I HATE YOU!" Achmed yelled making everyone laugh. "I have so many problems." Achmed said.

"Oh we know." Will said.

"Theres more...Last week...I thought I had scoliosis." Achmed said making people let out startled laughter.

"Oh boy." Avatar Sean said.

"This is where random crap is said just to make you fuckers laugh." Achmed said making them laugh harder while Will laughed loudly.

"YOU THINK THATS FUNNY! You told me I was twisted I thought you meant my sense of Humor. Wait till you get Scoliosis Fuckhead! You'll be playing that thing behind your head because you have to." Achmed said making people laugh harder.

"Don't look at me." Avatar Sean said.

"Thats what your wife said." Achmed said making people laugh harder while he glared punching him. "OW!" Achmed yelled as his legs messed up. "AH SHIT!" Achmed yelled as Avatar Sean fixed him. "Apparently I have Polio too." Achmed said making people laugh.

"Well...Anyone with Poliosis should..." Avatar Sean tried to say but Will burst out laughing. "Oh fuck." Avatar Sean said.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS POLIOSIS!" Achmed yelled making more people laugh. "Help I'm twisted and I can't get up!" Achmed said getting more laughter.

Avatar Sean tried to say something but couldn't stop laughing as he calmed down.

"Where the fuck are we?" Avatar Sean asked Will.

"DC, asshole!" Achmed said making people burst out laughing.

"Whatever. Now why don't you play me something to inspire me." Achmed said.

"Sure." Will said clearing his throat.

Thats when he started playing middle eastern music.

BOING!

Achmed's eyes bulged out making people burst out laughing as he glared at him slowly turning to him.

"YOU FUCKING RACIST SHIT FACED BASTARD!" Achmed yelled shocking him as he jumped away making everyone burst out laughing as Avatar Sean was grinning at all this. "I HATE IRISHI MUSIC!" Achmed yelled making them laugh more. "DO I LOOK LIKE A LEPRECHAUN! AY! I'm looking for me lucky Charms!" Achmed said making people laugh harder.

"Oh fuck." Avatar Sean said holding his sides.

"Kinda hard to hope for lucky Charms when you have Poliosis." Achmed said making people laugh harder.

"Jesus Christ." Will said.

"I can't even eat lucky charms. They go right through me too!" Achmed said. "The Little Oat Xs hurt when they come out." Achmed said making people laugh as he started making popping sounds making them laugh harder. Thats when he made a whooshing sound. "Oooh theres a blue moon...Now I can fart in a rainbow of colors." Achmed said making them roll their eyes.

"Can we get on with this song please?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Fine." Achmed said before Will hit a string making him moan.

Dashing through the sand

With a bomb strapped to my back

I have a nasty plan

For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A

But not through checkpoint B

That's when I got shot in the ass

By the US Military...

This made people burst out laughing as he glared at them.

"SILENCE!...I KILL YOU!" Achmed yelled making people cheer as he laughed. "I love that line so much." Achmed said before clearing his throat.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Mine blew up you see

Where are all the virgins

That Bin Laden promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

U.S. soldiers shot me dead

The only thing that I have left

Is this towel up on my head

I used to be a man

But every time I cough

Thanks to Uncle Sam

My nuts keep falling off

This made both brothers widen their eyes before looking down at said area making everyone burst out laughing before he glared at them.

"STOP LOOKING YOU PERVERTS!" Achmed yelled.

Thats when he looked at Kazehana.

"You can look, Badonkadonk Chick." Achmed said making her burst out laughing as did everyone else. "And I have an Irish Weiner! It's magically delicious." Achmed said making everyone burst out laughing.

"ACHMED!" Avatar Sean yelled in horror while Will was laughing his ass off.

"What? Seriously why don't you have a harem like your Double here. Or is Korra the one who wears the pants in the marriage?" Achmed asked making everyone burst out laughing as she slammed her fist down on her chair.

He glared at him heavily for that.

My bombing days are done

I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer

As a convenient store night clerk

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead

Or I kill you...

Everyone applauded for that one.

"Say goodnight Achmed." Avatar Sean said putting him away.

"You gonna bring him out?" Will asked.

"Sadly yes." Avatar Sean said as he cleared his throat. "Ladies and Gentlemen...My next and final act...Involves someone who I haven't used in years since his antics have usually left me with a headache and wanting to kill myself." Avatar Sean said making people burst out laugh. "He's purple...He's wacky...Give it up for my buddy Peanut." Avatar Sean said making people cheer as he pulled out a purple monkey man who had one shoe on. (People kept begging me to use him so I had to. I was gonna do Bubba J but I'll use him for the next Story)

"I'M BACK BITCHES!" Peanut yelled making people laugh.

"How you doing Peanut?" Avatar Sean asked.

"I'm doing pretty good. How bout you?" Peanut asked.

"Doing good." Avatar Sean said.

"Thats good, thats good. Thats Goooooood!" Peanut said.

"Fantastic." Avatar Sean said.

"I just got one question...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Peanut yelled making people laugh.

"What?" Avatar Sean asked.

"I haven't been on stage in 8 years. I got bills to pay. You use Achmed, Walter, Bubba J. Melvin. Sweet Daddy D...Jose? BUT NOT ME!" Peanut yelled outraged making people laugh hard.

"Dude...You gave me so many headaches and wanting me to kill myself with your crap so Yeah." Avatar Sean said making people laugh more.

"I was not that bad." Peanut said.

"You made me take a whole bottle of aspirin so fuck off." Avatar Sean said making people laugh.

"Ok I got one reply for that. Oh Kruger." Peanut said in a oh chirstmas tree song like tong making people laugh. "You are my...BITCH!" Peanut yell making people laugh as he sighed.

"I can already feel the need to get drunk and take another whole bottle of Aspirin." Avatar Sean said making people laugh harder.

"Speaking of which remind me. You can only get drunk when you drink your own body weigh and the strong shit right?" Peanut asked.

"Yeah." Avatar Sean said.

"When was the last time you ever got drunk to be honest?" Peanut asked making him think back on that hard.

"The first and last time I went to Vegas." Avatar Sean said making people laugh harder.

"And remind me...What happened when you did?" Peanut asked making him glare as he glared up at Will who snickered.

"I woke up in a strip club." Avatar Sean said making his Wife burst out laughing.

"And what else happened?" Peanut asked making him growl.

"I almost married a stripper." Avatar Sean said annoyed making people burst out laughing as did his wife. "I'll add it was Will's fault since he kept encouraging me to drink away. This was before Korra and I ever even met." Avatar Sean said making her laugh harder.

"Ask me the stripper was a better option. I mean those boobies." Peanut said before getting punched. "OW" Peanut yelled making people laugh hard.

"This is why I don't bring you out anymore." Avatar Sean said.

"Oh whatever." Peanut said making people laugh. "You know if I recall correctly you have three kids. Any Chance I could be one of them." Peanut asked confusing him.

"Huh?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Well...Then I can pick left or right." Peanut said making people let out startled laughs at what he was suggesting. "Or right down the middle." Peanut said sputtering with his tongue making people burst out laughing while he widened his eyes in shock as his wife held her breasts in shock at that suggestion.

"PEANUT!" Avatar Sean roared.

"What? You never thought of that once? OW OW OW!" Peanut yelled as he pulled his ear.

"This is why I don't bring your out anymore!" Avatar Sean yelled.

"Ok ok ok sheesh." Peanut said.

"Now...I wanna do something thats been an honored tradition for Christmas." Avatar Sean said.

"Like What?" Peanut asked.

"Read the night before Christmas." Avatar Sean said.

"Ok...NO!" Peanut yelled making people laugh. "There is no way in hell I'm listening to that." Peanut said.

"It's better than listening to you." Avatar Sean said making people laugh while his mouth dropped and looked at him.

"YOU JACKASS!" Peanut yelled.

"It's either that...Or I bring out Jose." Avatar Sean said making him grumble.

"Bring out the fucking vegetable." Peanut said making people cheer.

"Introduce him." Avatar Sean said.

"Ladies and Gentlemen here is...JOSE JALAPEÑO...ON A STICK!" Peanut yelled as people cheered as he brought him out making Avatar Sean chuckled.

"Hello Jose." Avatar Sean said.

"Hola Señor Kruger." Jose said.

"Can we get this over with?" Peanut asked.

"Hold up I'm not done." Avatar Sean said as he pulled out Walter and Achmed making people cheer.

"Wow. It's been forever since we've all been out together." Peanut said.

"Shut the hell up." Walter said.

"I am the most famous one here." Achmed said making people laugh.

"Get your ugly ass away from me." Walter said to Peanut making him belch in his face causing people to laugh.

"Kiss my ass bitch." Peanut said.

"At least he is out more than you in the last 8 years." Jose said shocking him as everyone burst out laughing.

"AHAHAHAHAHA!" Walter and Achmed laughed.

"I HATE YOU ALL!" Peanut yelled in rage.

"Whatever." Avatar Sean said as Sean pulled out the book the night before Christmas.

"OH HELL NO!" Peanut yelled making everyone burst out laughing. "I said I didn't want to do it." Peanut said.

"Too bad bitch." Walter said making people laugh again.

"I want to hear it. It reminds me of better times." Achmed said.

"You mean like when you had equipment down there?" Peanut asked making people burst out laughing as he glared at him.

"Keep one eye open at night bitch." Achmed said menacingly making people laugh as he backed up as Will walked back with his instrument.

"Oh man." Peanut said. "This is so gonna suck." Peanut said.

"Thats not what your mother said last night." Jose said making people burst out laughing as he widened his eyes looking at him.

"Will you mind playing a good song for this." Avatar Sean asked making him chuckle playing O Christmas tree making Peanut groan.

"What are you on drugs again?" Peanut asked.

"Oh my god." Will said making people burst out laughing. "First of all it was pain killers after the battle on Star killer Base." Will said making Avatar Sean chuckle. "What?" Will asked.

"Sorry...I keep thinking of the Death Star instead of that. It was kind of a let down to be honest since I expected them to stick to the movie." Avatar Sean said making people from the star Wars universe laugh.

"Oh that reminds me." Peanut said before he started doing certain breathing cycles. "Join me Skywalker...I am your father." Peanut said like Darth Vader making Anakin groan while Padme started giggling while everyone else laughed. "You don't know the power...Of the Dark side." Peanut said making people laugh. "The real fucked up thing is in the movies he cut off his son's own hand. Talk about Child Abuse." Peanut said making everyone laugh loudly.

"Oh my god. I hate those movies so much!" Anakin said annoyed while Padme laughed harder than before. "It's like after the war all over again." Anakin said remembering the last comedy event after the war.

"Hello Police. I'd like to Report Mister Vader for Child Abuse...No I don't think theres anything sexual going on...To my knowledge." Peanut said making people burst out Laughing at that one as Padme covered her mouth giggling.

"Ok thats enough." Avatar Sean said.

"Ok." Will said playing his guitar.

"And now the Night before Christmas." Avatar Sean said.

"This would be a good time for the Muslims to go to the Bathroom." Peanut said.

"PEANUT!" Avatar Sean roared making people laugh. "You know you I hate doing jokes like that." Avatar Sean said.

"What the hell makes you think he actually cares?" Walter asked.

"He's an asshole." Jose said making people laugh.

"I learned my lesson on Racial jokes." Achmed said remembering the first time he tried in Republic City during Amon's revolution.

"Whatever." Peanut said.

Will started up again.

"Twas the night before Christmas." Avatar Sean said.

"And all the Jews were at the Movies." Peanut said.

"THATS IT!" Avatar Sean roared jumping on him and started beating him as people went into a huge roar of laughter.

Will was laughing at this.

"Dumbass." Walter said.

"Stupidity never fails to astound me." Achmed said as Peanut's left arm flew by.

"Wheres the recorder." Jose asked as Will held him up making people laugh harder.

Soon Avatar Sean came up with a busted up Peanut.

"Or eating Chinese food." Peanut said making him strangle him as people laughed harder.

Soon after repairing him with Magic they went again.

"Twas..."

"HOLD IT!" Peanut yelled.

"Peanut I swear to god I will fucking burn your ass and never make you again if you don't shut up!" Avatar Sean yelled making people laugh.

"Oh Please do." Walter said making people laugh harder.

"Or place a bomb under his bed in the night." Achmed said making people laugh harder.

"Or you can just throw his ass out." Jose said.

Clearing his throat he started again.

"Twas the night before the Christmas and all through the house."

"Why is it always a house?" Peanut asked.

"SHUT UP!" Avatar Sean yelled making people laugh.

"But there are apartments." Peanut said.

"I'm this close to ripping your fucking head off." Avatar Sean said making people burst out laughing.

"All through the APARTMENTS. Not a creature was stirring."

"Except for the fucking assholes on 2B." Peanuts said.

"MOTHER FUCKER!" Avatar Sean roared shocking him as everyone burst out laughing. "Will you guys shut him up?" Avatar Sean asked.

"You have a gun?" Walter asked getting startled laughter.

"A bomb?" Achmed asked.

"Duct tape to wrap him up and send him to Cuba?" Jose asked making people burst out laughing at that. "With a ribbon and note that says never open?" Jose asked making people laugh more.

"Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."

"Mouse? You wish. You're living in an apartment. Thats a fucking rat." Peanut said making him glare as people laughed.

"It be more likable than your purple fat ass." Avatar Sean said shocking him as people burst out laughing.

"The stockings were hung by the Chimney with Care."

"And believe me the room could use some fresh air." Peanut said making people laugh. "Seriously, how the hell did that tradition start?" Peanut asked.

"What?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Hanging up dirty laundry?" Peanut asked.

"Which makes more sense? A sock that can hide whats inside or a pair of underwear?" Avatar Sean asked making people groan at that.

"Uh...Good point." Peanut said. "Good thing the tradition wasn't Jockstraps." Peanut said making people groan louder at that.

"Why'd you have to say that?" Avatar Sean asked annoyed.

"Well think about it. Sally whats in yours? Nuts. And Mommy says their magically delicious." Peanut said making people laugh.

"Ok I'll admit even that sounds funny." Avatar Sean said.

"First time for everything." Walter said.

"I would have put in mini bombs." Achmed said making people laugh.

"I would given a ticket to anywhere for him." Jose said.

"Why?" Peanut asked.

"To get you as far away from us." Jose said making people burst out laughing.

"Ok here we go." Avatar Sean said.

"With mommy in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled down."

"For a big snort of Crack." Peanut said.

"Oh my god." Avatar Sean said.

"Oh Willy boy, you're in this story, too." Peanut mocked making him growl.

"Now you see why I don't bring him anymore?" Avatar Sean asked.

"Get to the part where Santa gets busted for breaking and entering." Peanut said.

"Oh for the love..." Avatar Sean tried to say.

"What?" Peanut asked as he cleared his throat.

"As I drew in my head and was turning around, down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound."

"He fell down?" Peanut asked.

"Yes." Avatar Sean said.

"Doesn't it say his face was all red?" Peanut asked.

"So what?" Will asked.

"Why does no one ever see this? He is drunk off his ass!" Peanut yelled making people burst out laughing.

"Oh god." Avatar Sean said snickering.

"This is a horrible, horrible story." Peanut said making him sigh.

"He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot."

"Fat, drinking and driving, in a furry gay outfit. Covered in soot. He's smoking and you let him in the house because he said he had something for your kids." Peanut said making people laugh and groan. "You are a horrible father." Peanut said.

"Oh...This coming from a fuckhead who would run away the second a girl said he knocked her up?" Avatar Sean asked making people burst out laughing. "Can we finish this with no more interruptions?" Avatar Sean asked.

"No." All four puppets said making everyone laugh.

"He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle."

"Gotta go quick cause theres a cop with a pistol." Peanut said making people laugh as Avatar Sean groaned.

"My head." Avatar Sean said holding it making people laugh. "When this is done I'm taking my family to Hawaii and not coming back for a year or until Korra is pregnant again." Avatar Sean said making people cry out laughing while she giggled and blushed at the implications.

"But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of dight."

"Merry Christmas to all...Oh, crap, I ran over your bike." Peanut finished making people applaud.

"MARRY CHRISTMAS!" The Four puppets said together making people cheer.

Later

Sean chuckled as he arrived in the penthouse.

"CADMUS is finished. Hayley is in prison for Life and I just got a nice bit of comedy for it all. I wonder what could really top this day?" Sean asked.

"I can think of something."

Sean looked seeing Diana in the nude smiling at him.

"Oh. I knew this was gonna happen once Hayley was taken down." Sean said making her giggle as she approached him.

"Now...Since CADMUS and Hayley are behind bars. It means I can have a baby without the risk of them coming after me to get it." Diana said kissing him and moaned into his mouth as he shoved his tongue down her throat.

Removing his clothes she pushed him down on the couch before grinning at him as she got to her knees.

"I always loved this part the most." Diana said as she wrapped her lips around him making Sean groan as he held her head.

Diana moaned as she sucked him off while pushing him deep inside her mouth making her gag lightly but at this point she was used to it and brought him in her mouth.

Sean smirked as he started thrusting down her throat making her groan as she moved her tongue around him.

Thats when she pulled back and smiled at him.

"Would you like me to use these?" Diana asked wrapping her breasts around him making him groan more as she giggled swirling her tongue around the tip enjoying his taste.

Diana did this for thirty minutes before she felt him twitch making her smile as she swallowed him in her mouth as he unloaded making her moan as she swallowed it all before it stopped.

"Yummy." Diana said before she sat on top of him with a grin. "Now...time for the main event." Diana said before yelping as she was forced down with her waist in the air making him grin as he started licking her making her moan.

"You're not in charge here Princess." Sean said kissing her sex making her groan lightly.

Diana was moaning lightly as Sean ate her out with her waist in the air while she was on her front.

Thats when she yelped as he started kissing her butt cheeks making her giggle.

"Korra always said you were an ass man." Diana said before yelping as he spanked her.

"Knock that off." Sean said shoving his tongue inside her making her moan again.

Diana was in bliss as her lover ate her out before she screamed as she came making him drink it all with a grin.

"It's funny. If you never left the Island you wouldn't be experiencing this so much." Sean said making her smile as she kissed him pushing him down.

"Oh I know." Diana said impaling herself with a shuddering moan as she started bouncing on top of him with her breasts bouncing making him smirk watching.

"Like this?" Diana asked cupping her breasts with a grin. "Soon theres gonna be a little girl sucking on them." Diana said sexually.

"What makes you think it's gonna be a girl?" Sean asked making her smirk.

"Call it a gut feeling." Diana said as she continued bouncing on him.

Sean took hold of her hips tightly making her grin.

"I can still go for some punishment." Diana said making him smirk.

"With pleasure." Sean said.

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"Oooh." Diana moaned as spanked the left one.

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Grinning at the right was spanked she leaned down kissing him.

"I can take whatever you dish out on me." Diana said making him chuckle.

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Diana shuddered as her ass was turning bright red.

This went on for an hour before she gasped as she came so suddenly before whimpering feeling him come inside her making her grin as she kissed him lovingly.

"Oh we're not done yet." Diana said as she was flipped over making him smirk as he thrusted back into her.

Five hours later

Diana giggled as she laid on top of him after countless hours of love making.

"If I'm not Pregnant from that then nothing will work." Diana said making him chuckle.

Thats when he got an alert making him sigh before seeing it.

"I gotta go. Some BS Norris left behind at CADMUS that needs my attention." Sean said as she kissed him.

"It's ok. I got what I wanted." Diana said as he left making her giggle as she went into the shower.

"Have fun?" Korra asked just as naked as she was.

"Looking to have your own turn?" Diana asked pulling her into a kiss.

"That...And more." Korra said pulling out a familiar vile she knew too well after Darkseid was defeated.

"Sorry but no. As fun as it was to have fun with a man's equipment I prefer being on the receiving end." Diana said.

"Oh it's not for you." Korra said confusing her as she drank it instead making her eyes widen as she grew her own cock that was equally as big as his. "This is for me." Korra said rubbing her stomach making her grin.

"What is this? A competition? Whoever knocks me up keeps me?" Diana asked.

"Maybe since next to me you are the most attractive one in this harem. But I wanna see if it's gonna be his or mine." Korra said kissing her making her moan into the kiss as she jumped into Korra's arms making her grin as she took her into the shower.

In the large shower room Korra and Diana continued to make out as they sat down on a bench.

Thats when Diana grinned as she went down kissing her body before coming to her prize.

"Two in one day. I feel so special." Diana said wrapping her lips around it making Korra groan as she held her head.

Diana giggled seeing she had Korra in her hands to do with as she pleased as she sucked on her head lightly before pulling out.

"Just as I was new to this when we first did this you'll see what it's like to be pleased by an Amazon." Diana said as she started sucking on her balls making Korra whimper as she was having trouble controlling herself.

Diana giggled as she went back to sucking on the tip like candy making Korra whine as she took hold of her head and started deepthroating her making Diana moan around her as she was in paradise.

Korra moaned and whimpered as she thrusted into Diana's mouth hard and fast making her moan around her before pulling back and smirked as she wrapped her breasts around her making her gasp.

"Love these don't you?" Diana teased moving them up and down on her.

Korra grit her teeth as tried to control herself making Diana smile as she swirled her tongue around the tip making Korra scream as she came on her face making her smile.

"You have no control. I had better control when the rolls were reverses." Diana said licking it all over as Korra panted from her first male climax.

Sitting up Diana kissed her making her moan as Korra started fingering her slowly making Diana moan as she laid on her back as Korra started eating her out.

"Mmm. Still some leftovers." Korra said as she dove her tongue in deeper making her moan softly as she held her breasts groping them.

Diana moaned as Korra continued to eat her out before she lifted her waist up as she took hold of her butt tightly making her giggle.

"I see someone else is an ass lover." Diana said making her grin as she continued to eat her out.

Korra did this for an hour before Diana shuddered as she came in Korra's mouth making her gulp down everything before pulling herself up and kissed her making her moan into her mouth tasting herself as they held each other.

Thats when Diana was placed on her front as Korra smothered her cock between her ass cheeks making her giggle.

"Are you gonna punish me too baby?" Diana asked making her grin.

"You're just an addict for punishment." Korra said makign her smile.

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Diana shuddered as she spanked her still sore ass.

"Go on. Last time I did this to you I didn't hold back. So don't hold back with me." Diana said shaking it making her grin.

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Diana whimpered as Korra spanked her a lot as her ass still stung.

Doing this for a while Korra shuddered as she came on her back making Diana moan before pulling her down and kissed her lovingly making them both moan.

Getting on top of Diana Korra lined herself up and and thrusted in making Diana groan lightly as she felt her all the way in.

"It's weird having someone else inside." Diana said making Korra grin.

"Kind felt the same way when you did this to me. Which reminds me. It's payback time." Korra said as she started thrusting into her hard and fast making Diana groan and pant as Korra thrusted into her.

Leaning down she started sucking on her breasts which caused Diana to moan as Korra sucked on them like a baby.

"Just imagine My baby sucking on these big girls once she comes out." Korra said thrusting into her faster making Diana shudder.

"Too early to tell who's it's gonna be." Diana said before yelping as Korra held her up in the air as she thrusted upwards into her as she stood up.

"Oh I know you'll have mine. He's got plenty of his own kids. Now I want a daughter." Korra said.

Diana moaned as Korra thrusted into her hard and fast upwards before she gasped as she felt her next climax and shuddered as Korra came inside her.

"Oh I'm not done yet." Korra said putting her down before shoving her face into the wall before thrusting into her ass making Diana groan in surprise as Korra started thrusting into her second hole.

Korra leaned forward groping her breasts making Diana whine softly as Korra squeezed her breasts tightly before pinching her nipples making her whimper as she played with her breasts.

"I'm gonna look forward to seeing my little girl sucking on these." Korra said thrusting harder making her whine and groan as Korra made her feel nothing but bliss.

Taking hold of her still stinging butt Korra kneaded and squeezed her ass with a grin making Diana moan more.

Thats when Korra took hold of her legs and held her up as she thrusted deeper inside her making her gasp in surprise as her legs were up to her shoulders as she thrusted deep in her.

An hour later into this Korra roared as she came again inside her making her moan in ecstasy while Korra grins at her.

"I'm not done with you yet." Korra said.

Hours later

Diana smiled as she was in bed with Korra after the potion wore off as they held each other.

"Now we just have to wait and see whose it is." Korra said grinning.

"And what happens if it's yours?" Diana asked.

"Then your mine forever." Korra said making her giggle.

"Fair." Diana said as sleep claimed them both.

Author's note: Oh The comedy was perfect. I can't wait for the next special thats gonna come out next year. And the Lemon was something more people suggested than you might think. So who's the FATHER? Sean or Korra? You'll find out soon. Now Next Chapter is a personal favorite of mine which will involve the OC I mentioned before and something more. By the way Sora to answer your question NOOOOO! Why would you ask if Halo956 supported Terrorists you fucking moron! NO! There are certain rules on the site that forbid you from posting anything sexual under the age of 18 which is exactly what he did which got him banned despite the Warnings I gave him. Thats what got him banned. I question if you even think before you act if you ask something that stupid. Anyway Next Chapter might have another Lemon. Read, Review, Fav and Follow. REVIEW MY LOYAL FANS! SEE YA!