Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
It was an ordinary morning for Dylan Riley as he was sleeping away, thinking about that he has two beautiful anime babes beside him. Yesterday before he went to bed, Dylan went online and found out that everyone's anime collections were gone and that the only information they could find out about the various series was online and that's only the manga.
Dylan slowly opens his eyes as he sees Nami (dressed in a white sweater dress and her gladiator sandals) on top of him as this absolutely shocked Dylan.
"Nami, what the hell are you doing?" Dylan asked Nami in shock.
"I thought I could give you an early morning quickie, I mean you have two girls that want your cock," Nami said to Dylan.
"Please get off of me," Dylan said to Nami as Nami gets off the bed and stands on the floor.
Dylan then pulls the covers off of him and then he gets off the bed and stands on the floor.
"Come on Dylan," Nami said to Dylan as she wanted some action.
"I'm just not ready, I'm not ready," Dylan said as Nami could tell that Dylan was nervous as hell about sex.
"Okay, maybe some other time," Nami said to Dylan.
"Alright, but today I'm ready to teach you and Robin about my world," Dylan said to Nami as he turns to face her.
"About what?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Oh you'll see," Dylan said to Nami.
Chapter 2: Learning About Today
Nami and Nico Robin (who was dressed up in a sleeveless black mini dress and black knee-high boots) were in the living room waiting for Dylan. Nami was sitting on the couch, while Robin was sitting on a circular leather chair.
"Where is Dylan?" Robin asked Nami.
"He's getting ready," Nami said.
Nearly an hour later, Dylan finished his shower, getting dressed, and freshen himself up. Dylan then steps out into the living room (wearing a black GCW Tournament of Survival 3 t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) and sits down in a recliner.
"So what are you going to teach us today?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Oh I'll get to that," Dylan said.
"But first, how did you get here into my world?" Dylan asked the women.
"Well last thing I remember was on The Thousand Sunny with the crew, heading to Fishman Island, when we got hit with a blinding light, next thing I wake up in a field not far from here," Robin said.
"I remember waking up in a field next to the ship and then I saw a blank card on the grass, when I picked it up, everything was a blur until you brought me back to normal," Nami said to Dylan.
"Yeah I remember, you went all Triple H here and I was Randy Orton," Dylan said to Nami as this made Nami confused.
"Who the hell is Triple H and Randy Orton?" Nami asked Dylan.
"I will be getting to that," Dylan said.
"Today you'll be learning about everything in this world," Dylan said to the women.
"Interesting," Robin said.
"I can get down to that," Nami said.
"Now you know about sinks, stoves, fridges, electricity, but you don't know about some other things," Dylan said to the women as he gets off the recliner and walks over to the T.V.
"This is a T.V., here you can watch anything you want (within limits) and this is a special Smart T.V., so you have access to the internet," Dylan said to the women as he turns on the T.V.
He then flips through all the channels to show the women what is on. He showed them numerous channels like TSN, Sportsnet360, A&E, Comedy Network, CW Pix11, FOX, NBC, ABC, CBS, Game Show Network, Discovery Channel, and TLC. He then showed them his favorite channels like HLN, Discovery ID, Teletoon, and YTV.
"So you understand?" Dylan asked the two women.
"I do," Nami said.
"Same as well," Robin said.
"Now we will get into my love, professional wrestling," Dylan said and then he changes the channel to the WWE Network.
"This is World Wrestling Entertainment, better known as the WWE, they are the largest professional wrestling company in the world," Dylan said.
"So these guys and girls in spandex fight each other," Nami said as she was viewing the wrestling that was on the television.
"Yeah until one gets pinned or submitted, it is completely fake, it is all part of their storylines," Dylan said.
"So when they get injured, it is fake?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Depends, they are actual injuries from time to time," Dylan said.
They spent a few hours watching clips of WWE matches from past years and once it was done, Dylan turns on the DVD/Blu-Ray player.
"That was cool, that Shane McMahon is like Luffy of Dylan's world," Nami said.
"I like it, Braun Strowman has the power of our shipwright and the speed of our captain, minus the outfit," Robin said.
"Now you saw the soft side of wrestling, time for bloody side of wrestling," Dylan said to the girls and then he pulls out GCW Tournament of Survival 3 DVD.
"Tournament of Survival," Nami said.
"Yeah this is Deathmatch Wrestling, these matches get very bloody and they use crazy weapons like barbed wire, razor wire, light tubes, panes of glass, gusset plates, and razor blades," Dylan said.
"I need to see this," Robin said knowing her love of death and murder.
"I do not," Nami said.
"Too late," Dylan said as he puts the DVD into the player.
Soon, Dylan presses play as he was about to show the two female Straw Hat Pirates some Deathmatch wrestling.
After a few hours, the show ended as Dylan takes the disc out of the player. He looks to see Nami terrified at what she saw and Robin had a smile on her face. For Nami, the hardest parts to watch were the copious amount of blood, the Eric Ryan shopping cart spot, the SHLAK vs. Markus Crane match, and the reciprocating saw spot in the finals.
"So what did you think?" Dylan asked the women as he puts away his DVD.
"That's fucking insane, especially that saw spot in the finals," Nami said in a terrified tone.
"I love it, these guys are true warriors, and they are not going to let a nasty drop on a cart slow them down," Robin said.
"You are so awesome Robin," Dylan said to Robin as Robin giggles a little.
"Let me get something," Dylan said as he gets off the couch and goes to his den.
Dylan then walks out of his den and was holding an iPad Pro in his hands. He then hands Nami the tablet as Nami was confused.
"What's this?" Nami asked Dylan.
"This is an iPad Pro, this tablet is one of the best devices ever," Dylan said as he turns on the iPad and goes to the home page.
"What does it do?" Nami asked Dylan.
"A lot, it's a calculator, art studio, gaming device, and it is a gateway to the internet," Dylan said as he presses the Goggle Chrome app.
Dylan then goes to YouTube as Nami wanted to know about this.
"What is this?" Nami asked Dylan.
"This is YouTube, a huge website to watch any video you want within limits, hell you can learn about everyday stuff thanks to this site," Dylan said.
"Cool," Nami said and then she hands Dylan back his iPad.
"I also have another thing to show you," Dylan said to Nami as goes back to his den.
Then, Dylan comes back out as he holds his Nintendo Switch in his hands.
"This is the thing I was trying to save during your attack streak," Dylan said to Nami as he hands her the Switch.
"This is my Nintendo Switch, it is a video game system," Dylan said as he turns on the Switch for Nami.
"So this thing is something you care about a lot," Nami said to Dylan.
"Yeah, before I met both of you," Dylan said to the women.
"And I have a game already in for you, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate," Dylan said to Nami as Nami press on game icon to start it.
Once they get to the start screen, Dylan goes through the menu until he selected eight person smash for Nami. Soon, he gives Nami her instructions on how to control the fighter and attack using it.
"Alright, now pick a character, any character," Dylan said to Nami.
Nami looked through the character selection menu until she found one she loved and that character was Kirby.
"Oh I'll pick him, he is so cute, he reminds me of Chopper," Nami said as she select Kirby.
"Kirby excellent choice, he is my favorite character in the series," Dylan said as Nami was playing on the Switch.
"While Nami is busy, let me show you the rest of the house Robin," Dylan said to Robin as Robin gets off the chair as they tour the house.
Dylan showed Robin the extra room used for storage, the laundry room, and he showed Robin his den and his shelf filled with horror movies, wrestling DVDs, video games, and plushies.
Two hours later, Dylan and Robin were sitting back in the living room as Nami was still playing on the Switch. Her eyes were pretty much glued to the screen as she was loving the world of video games.
"Miss Navigator sure loves your console," Robin said to Dylan.
"From obsessing over money to obsessing over a Nintendo Switch, Nami's character just pulled a full one eighty here," Dylan said.
During this time, Robin used Dylan's iPad to go on YouTube to search everyday things. Thanks to the site, she was able to learn everything she needed to know about this world.
"Hey Dylan, I'm going for a drive, you'll be fine looking after Miss Navigator," Robin said to Dylan.
"I'll be fine, check out the sights," Dylan said to Robin.
Robin then gets off the chair and walks out of the house, leaving Dylan and Nami alone.
Later in the day, Nami put away the Switch as Dylan was watching an episode of King of the Hill, but he soon realize it was a very notorious Peggy Hill centered episode.
"God I hate Peggy Hill," Dylan said and then he switches the channel.
Dylan then switches over to the HLN network and was watching the Chris Watts episode of Lies, Crimes, and Video.
"Ah that's better, nothing beats watching true crime shows," Dylan said as he was watching the show.
Dylan was sitting down on the couch as Nami decides to sit next to him. She then snuggles next to him as Dylan moves away as he was not ready for any romance yet.
Nami needed to find a way to get Dylan's attention and after a few seconds or thinking, she got an idea.
Then, Nami then reaches under her dress and then pulls down her white lace panties. Once it was off her body, Nami then dangles in panties in front of Dylan.
"Come on Dylan, this is your prime chance," Nami said as Dylan turned away as this was making him uncomfortable.
Nami then sets her panties to the side and then she had another idea. She then reaches into her dress again and grabs onto the back of her bra. Once she got it unhooked, Nami carefully slides the bra straps down her arms and off her body. Then she pulls out her bra from under the dress and dangles it in Dylan's face.
"Look Dylan, I have on nothing underneath," Nami said to Dylan as Dylan was still looking away and still nervous.
Nami knew this was not working so she tosses away her bra and stands on her feet on the hardwood floor. She then turns around and faces Dylan.
Nami then grabs onto the bottom of her dress, pulls it over her head, and off her body. She then drops the sweater to the floor as Nami was naked, exposing her big EE-cup size breasts and her pussy, which had a tiny patch of orange pubic hair on it.
"Hey Dylan, look," Nami said to Dylan as he looks to face Nami.
Dylan then starts to blush and puts his arms on his lap, trying to hide the fact that seeing Nami naked was hot.
"So Dylan, are you a breast man?" Nami asked Dylan as she cups her own breasts.
Then, Nami moves her hands off her breasts and then she turns around as Dylan was looking at her plump ass.
"Or an ass man?" Nami asked Dylan as she puts her hands on her ass cheeks.
"Can I tell you something Nami," Dylan said to Nami nervously.
"What is it?" Nami asked Dylan as she moves her hands off her ass and turns around to face Dylan.
"I'm more of a hair man," Dylan said as Nami was confused by this line.
"What do you mean?" Nami asked Dylan.
"You see while I do like your breasts and ass, I more into hair, preferably pubic hair," Dylan said to Nami.
"I'm really into women that have some form of pubic hair, whether they have a full patch of hair, a strip, or a teeny tiny patch of hair, that is sort of my thing," Dylan said.
"Hey whatever floats your boat," Nami said to Dylan.
"Now do you want a piece of this treasure?" Nami asked Dylan in a seductive tone.
"I'm sorry Nami, I'm just not ready," Dylan said to Nami in a very nervous tone.
"Come on Dylan, you have a gorgeous girl naked in front of you, this is a prime chance to bang me," Nami said to Dylan.
"No, I don't want to do it," Dylan said as he was getting more nervous than ever.
Then, Robin comes back into the home and closes the front door.
"Dylan, Miss Navigator, I'm back," Robin said to Dylan and Nami as she walks into the living room.
Nami then turns around to see Robin standing there as this was bad.
"AHHHHH," Nami screamed in horror as she covered her breasts and pussy with her hands.
"Robin, what the hell?" Nami asked Robin in a very angry tone.
"I just came back and I saw this," Robin said.
"Well I'm trying to get Dylan to have sex with me and it is not working," Nami said in an angry tone.
"Maybe I can help," Robin said.
Robin then grabs onto the straps of her dress and slides it down her arms. She then slides the dress down to her ankles and steps out of it. Robin then kicks her dress to the side as she had on a black strapless lace bra and matching black lace panties.
Robin then quickly grabs onto the back of her bra and gets it unhooked. The bra falls off her body as Robin's big F-cup size breasts were exposed.
Robin then quickly slips off her panties and tosses it to the side as she was naked, exposing her pussy, which had a full patch of black pubic hair on it.
Robin then wraps her arms around Nami's stomach as the front of Robin's body was pressed up against the back of Nami's body. Robin then rubs her hands along the front of Nami's body as Nami was shocked by this.
"Robin, what the?" Nami asked Robin in shock.
"Nothing gets a guy turned on then two girls pleasuring each other," Robin said.
Dylan's face turns red as watching Nami and Robin was getting him turned on. Suddenly, Dylan could feel something poking inside his jeans as he puts his hands on his lap.
"My, my, someone is enjoying this," Robin said in a playful tone.
"I knew he would like this," Nami said as Robin continues to caress her hands along Nami's body.
"Come on Dylan, bang us, bang the two beautiful pirate girls," Robin said to Dylan in a seductive tone.
"I can't, I just can't," Dylan said in a nervous tone as Robin moves her hands off of Nami's body.
"What's the matter Dylan?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yeah, you have two naked girls in front of you and you are not wanting this," Nami said to Dylan.
"This is a guy's dream come true, especially our chef," Robin said.
"I'm just nervous, I'm still a virgin," Dylan said in a still nervous tone.
"Big deal, all of the guys on the ship are virgins," Nami said.
"I'm also nervous of cumming inside both of you and getting you two pregnant, I don't want kids and I don't want to be a dad," Dylan said to the girls.
"Also, I'm afraid of getting an STD or an STI," Dylan said.
Robin heard about this and she needed to talk to Nami. Then, she whispered something into Nami's left ear as Nami was shocked over what Robin said.
"Really, they are here?" Nami asked Robin.
"Yes," Robin said.
"Dylan, how about we take you on a drive to somewhere special?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Is it dangerous?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Nope," Robin said.
"Okay, you two get dressed first and we will go," Dylan said to the girls.
"But before you leave, you'll need your phone and Miss Navigator's card," Robin said to Dylan.
"Alright," Dylan said in a confused tone.
Later on, Nami and Robin got dressed as they and Dylan were inside Dylan's Chevy Silverado.
"You know how to drive Robin?" Dylan asked Robin as they were in the front seats and Nami was in the back seat.
"Yep, I watched some YouTube videos on how to drive," Robin said as she starts up the truck.
Robin puts the truck into drive and then she drives out of the driveway and onto the country roads.
"Good job Robin, just go the legal speed, otherwise we will be severely injured or dead," Dylan said to Robin.
"Don't worry I will," Robin said.
Nami was looking at her trading card and was outraged for some reason.
"This is bullshit," Nami said angrily.
"What is?" Dylan asked Nami.
"I only make $110 per day, I should make $1000 per day, I'm a fucking warrior," Nami said in anger.
"Yeah, warrior," Dylan said as he knew Nami was one of the least brave people of The Straw Hats.
"So where are your parents?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Were they killed by the government?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Or murdered by racist fish men?" Nami asked Dylan.
"No and no," Dylan said to the women.
"They are alive, they live in a house in a subdivision about five minutes away from my home," Dylan said.
"So you live there by yourself?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Exactly," Dylan said.
"How long has this been going on?" Robin asked Dylan.
"About a month, they want me to learn how to live independently," Dylan said.
"How's it going?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Not too good, but it's better when you two showed up," Dylan said to the girls.
"Have you ever hanged out with friends?" Robin asked Dylan.
"No, I didn't have friends in high school, I was a lone wolf, in fact I was bullied throughout my childhood," Dylan said.
"Aww," Nami said as she felt bad for him.
"It was mainly verbal, I was called baby to my face by this one turd in elementary school and in high school another turd barked at me like a dog," Dylan said.
"Those guys must be very successful by now," Robin said sarcastically.
"Yeah," Dylan said.
"Have you ever been in a relationship before?" Robin asked Dylan.
"No, I'm too nervous and I always feared I would get a big fat no, I mean look at me, I'm fat, I hate sports, I like childish things, I have an obsession with darkness, and I'm geek, no girl would want me," Dylan said.
"That's not true, you got two girls that want your cock," Nami said to Dylan.
"And these two women will have your back no matter what," Robin said to Dylan.
"Thanks girls, you two are sweet," Dylan said to the women.
Five minutes later, they were still driving out in the countryside as Dylan was not sure where Robin was going.
"I don't see anything, unless you and Nami want to get ice cream there is a shop not too far from here," Dylan said to Robin.
"I want ice cream," Nami said.
"I know where I'm going," Robin said.
Then, Robin pulls off into a grassy field as Dylan was shocked to what he saw. What he saw was The Thousand Sunny, right on the grass.
"Holy shit, The Thousand Sunny," Dylan said in shock.
"Yep, I found it while you and Miss Navigator were having fun," Robin said to Dylan.
"Again, not fun," Nami said as Dylan and Robin got out of the truck.
Dylan opens up the right passenger door as he wanted to help Nami out of the truck due to how big it is.
"Come on Nami, I got you," Dylan said to Nami.
Nami grabs onto Dylan's hands and helps Nami out of the truck.
Once they close the doors on the truck, Dylan and the women walk over to a brand new door on the ship.
"Never seen this before," Dylan said.
"Before we head in, I'm going to need that trading card," Robin said to Dylan.
"Okay, any reason why?" Dylan asked Robin as he hands her the Nami trading card.
"Oh I have my reasons," Robin said as Dylan knew what Robin meant.
"I see," Dylan said.
Robin opens the door and they see the rest of The Straw Hat Pirates (Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, Tony Tony Chopper, Franky, and Brook) were sitting around a table.
"Nami, Robin," Luffy said to the women.
"Luffy, long time no see," Nami said to Luffy as she let go of Dylan's hands.
"Guys, this is the special man I told you about," Robin said to the crew, introducing them to Dylan.
"Dylan this is the rest of the crew," Robin said to Dylan, introducing him to the crew.
"It is a pleasure to meet all of you," Dylan said to the crew.
Dylan then walks over to Luffy and was happy to see him.
"I can't believe it, the future King of the Pirates in front of me, it is so awesome," Dylan said in an excited tone.
"Hey, want to join my crew?" Luffy asked Dylan.
"Luffy, he's not joining you, he has his own crew to collect," Nami said to Luffy.
Dylan then walks over to Zoro and looks at his scars.
"Roronoa Zoro, you look even more badass in person," Dylan said to Zoro.
"Well when you take out a town you get some notoriety," Zoro said.
Then, Usopp and Sanji walk over to Dylan and look at him.
"I expect someone that looked like a murderer, not some glasses wearing overweight guy," Usopp said.
"I would be mad, but I can't stay mad at you Usopp, you're fucking Sogeking," Dylan said to Usopp.
"Did you hurt Nami and Robin?" Sanji asked Dylan as he got into Dylan's face.
"No Sanji, I'm not a violent person, I wouldn't hurt a fly," Dylan said to Sanji as he was freaked out by Sanji's nature.
Dylan then walks past them and then he walks over to Chopper.
"Wow, you are so cute Chopper, even cuter than I imagined," Dylan said to Chopper.
"Stop it you big dummy, don't be so nice to me, I'm a well respected doctor, not a cuddly pet," Chopper said to Dylan in a happy tone as he does his little dance.
"He doesn't seem to be a guy who would like animals," Usopp said as he watches Dylan interact with Chopper.
"He loves animals a lot, especially snakes, which I'm not a fan of," Nami said as they watch on.
Dylan then walks over to Franky and Brook and looks at them.
"Wow, I can't believe I'm seeing the shipwright and the musician of The Straw Hat Pirates, this is so cool," Dylan said.
"Um Franky, is it normal to wear a speedo?" Dylan asked Franky.
"Yeah, this is my only outfit," Franky said.
"Well you might want to get into something warmer when the Canadian winters come," Dylan said to Franky.
"And Brook, a musician and a skeleton that is so cool," Dylan said to Brook.
"He likes skeletons?" Zoro asked Nami.
"Yeah, he loves skulls and other dark stuff, but he is no Rob Lucci," Nami said.
"Well my heart would be racing, if I had a heart beat, skeleton joke," Brook said as this made Dylan laugh a little.
Robin then walks over to Dylan as she was ready for an upgrade for Dylan.
"Dylan, can I have your glasses and phone?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Okay, but be careful," Dylan said to Robin as he took off his glasses and pulls out his iPhone from his pocket.
Dylan then hands Robin his phone and glasses.
"Oh I will," Robin said as she and Franky head over to a special room that Franky made.
"So how did this ship turn into a building?" Dylan asked the crew.
"Well the ship slammed into the grass and we couldn't get it out, so Franky took some ship parts out, made new rooms, and now it is a home," Sanji said.
"Cool," Dylan said in amazement.
"Can you see Dylan?" Chopper asked Dylan.
"Up close I'm fine, but from a distance it can be blurry," Dylan said.
"I wish I could see too but I got no sight, get it skeleton joke," Brook said.
"Can you see me Dylan?" Luffy asked Dylan.
"A little, but you are mostly a red blur," Dylan said to Luffy.
Forty minutes later, Robin and Franky walk out of the room as Robin approaches Dylan with phone and glasses (as well as the card) in her hands.
"Okay Dylan, here is your stuff," Robin said to Dylan as she hands him his things.
Dylan then puts on his glasses as he didn't notice a difference in them.
"What did you do to my glasses?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Press the right temple," Robin said to Dylan.
Dylan then press the right temple as his right lens turns into a scanner with numerous things on it.
"Woah," Dylan said in amazement.
"This scanner will help you identify people and read off their powers, plus these glasses are indestructible, we tested it and it doesn't break, leave a scratch, or leave any smudges," Robin said to Dylan.
"Cool," Dylan said as he press the right temple and the lens went back to normal.
Dylan then looks at his phone and he notice an app he never seen before. The app had a scanner look to it.
Dylan then press the app and it takes him to a map of the world.
"This app will help you find the location of the girls, plus it has one other feature," Robin said to Dylan.
Dylan sees a feature on the bottom and he presses it. It then takes him from the map to him being able to view things around him.
"This app also has a scanner so you can scan your cards and earn the money you need," Robin said to Dylan as he was so happy.
"Oh my god, thank you Robin, thank you Franky," Dylan said to Robin and Franky.
"Don't mention it, anything for a friend of Robin," Franky said to Dylan as Robin walks over to Chopper.
"Hey doctor, do you have that syringe with you?" Robin asked Chopper.
"The one that prevents a person to give or get STDs and STIs?" Chopper asked Robin.
"Yeah," Robin said.
"I do, why?" Chopper asked Robin.
"I want you to give Dylan that shot," Robin said to Chopper.
"Really, I was saving it for when I got a girlfriend," Chopper said nervously.
"Come on doctor, can do you it for me and for Dylan?" Robin asked Chopper as she patted Chopper's head.
"Oh you stupid dummy, fine I will do it you meanie," Chopper said to Robin in his happy tone.
Chopper then walks over to a cabinet and opens it up. He then pulls out a syringe filled with this pink liquid inside it.
Chopper then walks over to the pair as Dylan looks nervous as hell over the needle.
"You okay?" Robin asked Dylan.
"I'm just nervous over getting a needle," Dylan said.
"Maybe this can help," Robin said to Dylan.
"Hey Miss Navigator, come here," Robin said to Nami as Nami walks over to Dylan and Robin.
"What is it Robin?" Nami asked Robin.
"Can you help Dylan a bit while he gets a needle?" Robin asked Nami.
"Sure," Nami said.
Nami then grabs onto Dylan's left hand while Chopper rolls up Dylan's right sleeve.
Chopper then takes the needles and jabs it into Dylan's right arm. Soon, Dylan felt the needle pierce his skin as he squeeze Nami's right hand tightly.
"God that is a tight grip," Nami said in pain over Dylan's tight squeeze.
Then, Chopper injects the liquid into Dylan's arm and then he carefully slides the needle out of Dylan's arm. He then cleans Dylan's arm a bit and then he puts a bandage on it.
Once it was over, Dylan let go of Nami's hand and then Nami shakes her hand after that squeeze.
"Wow Dylan, you did a wonderful job," Robin said to Dylan.
"Yeah and I have my hand to prove it," Nami said.
"Thanks girls," Dylan said to the girls.
"Now you'll experience some minor side effects for a while like numbness in the arm, fatigue, and dry mouth," Chopper said to Dylan as he safely puts the needle into a waste basket.
"Okay," Dylan said.
"You'll also experience a permanent side effect with increase penis length and sex drive," Chopper said to Dylan as Dylan was shocked to what he heard.
"What?" Dylan asked Chopper.
"Your penis will get a bit longer and your sex drive will have a bit of increase," Chopper said to Dylan.
"For penis length, are we talking about porn star length or horse length?" Dylan asked Chopper.
"We'll see," Chopper said as he pulls out a ruler.
"Now let's examine your penis," Chopper said to Dylan.
"In front of everyone," Dylan said in a slightly freaked out tone.
"Relax, I once saw Nami's butt, so it's fine," Chopper said quietly to Dylan.
"Nope, I'm not doing it," Dylan said.
"Fine," Chopper said as he pulls out a curtain so nobody can see them.
"Okay Dylan, drop your pants," Chopper said to Dylan.
Dylan then unbuckles his belt and then he unbutton and unzips his jeans. Then he pulls down his pants as he had on blue and yellow boxer briefs.
"And your underwear," Chopper said to Dylan.
"Fine," Dylan said and then he pulls down his underwear, showing off his cock.
Chopper then uses the ruler to examine the length of Dylan's flaccid cock. Meanwhile, Robin peeks behind the curtain to see Chopper checking on Dylan.
Once Chopper was done, he writes something in a journal he had and then he was ready for more examination.
"Okay, now I want to see how long your penis is erected, so get it up," Chopper said to Dylan.
"I'm not comfortable with jerking off," Dylan said as he was nervous.
"Don't worry Dylan, I will help you," Robin said to Dylan as she crosses her arms.
"Dos Fleur," Robin said and then she sprouts out two arms from Dylan's thighs.
"What the hell?" Dylan asked in shock.
"Robin, are you going to squeeze my balls?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Nope, you are not like the shipwright," Robin said to Dylan.
Using one of her sprouted hands, Robin wraps her hand around Dylan's cock softly and starts to slowly stroke it. Dylan clench his fists as he never got a handjob before.
"How are you feeling Dylan?" Robin asked Dylan.
"A little tense, but I'm starting to like it," Dylan said as his fists were unclenched.
Close to two minutes later, Robin stops as Dylan's cock was erect and she lets go of it.
Chopper then examines Dylan's erect cock and examines the length of it. Then, Chopper writes down the length of Dylan's erect cock in his journal and puts down the ruler.
"Okay Dylan, your penis length is four inches flaccid and five inches erect, with the shot you got it will increase your length by one inch when it's flaccid and two to three inches when it's erect," Chopper said to Dylan.
"So it will grow to five inches when it's flaccid and seven to eight inches when it's erect?" Dylan asked Chopper.
"Precisely," Chopper said.
"Well at least is not the length that you see in explicit fanfiction," Dylan said.
"Are you going to leave your penis erect?" Chopper asked Dylan.
"I'll just wait until it goes back to normal," Dylan said as Robin's sprouted arms disappear into flower petals.
Thirty minutes later, Dylan's cock becomes flaccid and then he pulls up his underwear and jeans. He then buttons and zips up his jeans, and then he buckles his belt.
Later on, the sun was starting to set as Dylan and The Straw Hat Pirates were outside The Thousand Sunny. Dylan had his arms around Nami and Robin's waists as they were ready to say goodbye.
"You sure you don't want Nami and Robin back?" Dylan asked Luffy.
"Nah, they really like you and no matter what, Nami and Robin will always be part of the crew," Luffy said to Dylan.
"Hey if you two ever want to visit Luffy, then go ahead," Dylan said to Nami and Robin.
"We will," Nami said as Dylan moves his arms off of Robin and Nami.
"Listen Dylan, don't you dare do anything to hurt Nami and Robin or I will hunt you down and cook you," Sanji said to Dylan in a threatening tone.
"Got it, got it," Dylan said.
Later on, Dylan and the girls made it back to his house as they exit his truck and walk up the deck to the front door.
"So Dylan do you feel excited about that shot?" Nami asked Dylan.
"I do, I mean I won't get STDs or STIs which is amazing, but I'm still nervous about having sex, in fact I never make out with a girl before," Dylan said as this gave Nami an idea.
Nami then turns around to face Dylan and gives him a kiss on the lips. They soon swirl their tongues together as they get into a make out session. Dylan then puts his hands on Nami's hips as they continue to kiss.
Fifty seconds later, Nami breaks off the kiss as Dylan moves his hands off of Nami's hips.
"Consider that your first make out session," Nami said to Dylan and then she enters Dylan's house.
"Oh my god, that was so awesome, take that all those jackasses who bullied me," Dylan said as Robin walks past Dylan, smiling.
Soon, Dylan and Robin walk into the house after their time hanging out with the other Straw Hats.
Meanwhile at The Thousand Sunny, Franky was looking at some blueprints he had and was planning something.
"Oh Dylan is going to love this," Franky said as he was looking at blueprints for what looked like a house.
This was a crazy chapter, Dylan got his cock measured by a reindeer, The Straw Hats are out in the country, and Nami and Robin learn about the modern world, all in a day's work.
Anyway, we got more coming soon so don't miss it.