Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
It was another beautiful morning at Dylan's home. Nami (who was in her PJs) was drinking some coffee while Nico Robin (also in her PJs) was drinking some tea, while Nami was drinking she was looking at the Keurig maker.
"I'm amazed this machine can produce a single cup of coffee," Nami said.
"Dylan's universe has made advances in technology, but they are way behind in other aspects," Robin said.
"Speaking of Dylan, is he still sleeping?" Nami asked Robin.
"Yes, he spends more time at night than the day," Robin said.
Meanwhile in Dylan's bedroom, Dylan was sleeping away as his head was resting on what he felt like were pillows.
"No Nami, I don't want sex, I'm not ready," Dylan said in his sleep.
Dylan then slowly opens his eyes and he sees a woman with horns on her head, blonde hair that goes past her waist with turquoise and green colors at the ends. What he notice were that the woman's eyes were closed and that she was completely naked, and his head was resting on her huge KK-cup size breasts.
"AHHHH," Dylan screamed in horror as Nami and Robin heard it.
"What the?" Nami asked.
"What's going on?" Robin asked as they rush into Dylan's den and open the door to Dylan's bedroom.
They see Dylan up as he puts on his glasses, freaking out over a naked girl in his bed. Soon, the girl sits up as the trio couldn't believe what they were seeing.
"This has to be a joke," Nami said.
"No this is real," Robin said.
Dylan looks at the horned girl and he immediately recognize her.
"Lucoa?" Dylan asked the girl.
"Yes," Lucoa said as Dylan and the girls were in disbelief.
"What's going on?" Nami asked Dylan in confusion.
"I think we got a dragon," Dylan said.
Chapter 3: The Thicc Dragon Lady, They Call Her Lucoa
Dylan, Nami (who was now wearing a blue t-shirt and black skirt with her gladiator sandals), and Robin (who was wearing a lavender long sleeve dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up, purple jeans, and knee-high boots) were in the dining room as Lucoa was sitting down at the dining room table, wearing Dylan's blue robe.
"Okay, who are you?" Nami asked Lucoa.
"I'm Lucoa," Lucoa said.
"How did you know my name?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Oh my glasses has a scanner to know who people are," Dylan said as that was a lie as he knew who she was.
"What's with the horns?" Robin asked Lucoa.
"Oh I'm a dragon," Lucoa said.
"You don't look like one," Nami said to Lucoa.
"This is my human form, I have the horns to keep my dragon side," Lucoa said.
"How did you get to the human world?" Robin asked Lucoa.
"Well it is kind of embarrassing," Lucoa said.
"Did it involve money or did it involve sex?" Nami asked Lucoa.
"I think it is sex," Robin said.
"Well since she might know, I might as well tell you two," Lucoa said to Nami and Robin as she whispered something to them.
"Oh god," Nami said in shock.
"That's disgusting," Robin said.
"I'm still ashamed over it," Lucoa said.
"By the way, I never got your names," Lucoa said to the trio.
"I'm Nami," Nami said.
"Nico Robin," Robin said.
"And I'm Dylan Riley," Dylan said.
"So how did you get here?" Dylan asked Lucoa.
"Oh I was cuddling with me sweet Shouta baby when all of a sudden I got transported to the middle of this town," Lucoa said.
"That would be Perth," Dylan said.
"I spent what felt like hours walking in the town and out to the country, I stumbled upon this house," Lucoa said.
"So how did you get into my house?" Dylan asked Lucoa.
"Oh I quietly opened the window in your bedroom, stripped naked, and cuddle next to you," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"That's creepy," Nami said as she felt a tiny bit uncomfortable.
"You stripped naked in front of me, I consider it normal," Dylan said to Nami.
"Don't remind me," Nami said to Dylan.
"Well I should go back to sleep," Lucoa said as she stands up from the chair.
When Lucoa stand up, the robe opened up (as it wasn't tied up), showing off her naked body.
"Can you please tie up that robe," Nami said to Lucoa.
"Fine, you all are such downers," Lucoa said to the others as she ties up the robe.
"I'm going to take a shower," Dylan said as he walks into his den.
Several minutes later, Dylan was in the shower as the warm water was pouring on his naked body. He then looks down to see if his cock has grown overnight.
"Huh, I can't tell if it grew an inch or not," Dylan said.
"Dylan baby," Lucoa said to Dylan as she opens the shower curtain.
What Dylan sees is Lucoa butt naked, showing off her KK-cup size breasts and her pussy, which had a full patch of blonde pubic hair on it with green and turquoise at the ends.
"What the hell, what are you doing Lucoa?" Dylan asked Lucoa in a shocked tone.
"I want to join you in the shower, let me scrub your body," Lucoa said to Dylan.
Dylan quickly pulls the shower curtains as he was very uncomfortable with this.
"Lucoa I don't want this, please if you want to shower, use the one upstairs," Dylan said to Lucoa.
"But Dylan baby," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"Please," Dylan said as Lucoa was a bit upset.
Later on, Nami, Robin, and Lucoa (who is wearing her pink baseball cap, black tank top, skimpy jean shorts, black stockings, and pink/white sneakers) were the living room, talking about Dylan.
"Why is Dylan so nervous around me?" Lucoa asked.
"It's because he's still a virgin, he is very nervous about having sex even though he has got a shot that gives him immunity to STDs and STIs," Robin said.
"Take things slow with him, he will be comfortable with sex one day," Nami said to Lucoa.
"Okay," Lucoa said.
Then, Dylan steps out of his den (wearing his glasses, a black WWE "Get The F Out" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) and sits down on the couch.
"So, what are you girls talking about?" Dylan asked the girls.
"Just about you and your nervousness towards sex," Robin said to Dylan.
"I need to know Dylan, what was your day like before meeting us?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Oh it was great, just great," Dylan said as the girls could easily tell he was lying.
"Okay it was boring, you know how hard it is to be alone and talking to yourself," Dylan said to the girls.
"I agree with that, during my time on the run, I talked to myself way too often and I was slowly going insane," Robin said.
"It got so bad that I bought a standee to talk to," Dylan said.
"Which one?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
Dylan then gets up and walks over to the spare room. He then walks back to the living room and sets the standee in the middle of the room. The standee was some crescent moon man wearing sunglasses and a tuxedo.
"What's that?" Lucoa asked.
"I have seen that on one of Daves Archives YouTube videos, that's Mac Tonight, he was the late night mascot for this fast food chain, McDonald's," Nami said as they were surprised.
"I looked to see what kind of videos Dylan watches, and it is a mixture of scary commercials, commercial compilations, Nostalgia Critic, Chadtronic, Pajamacast, Supermariologan, and SMG4," Nami said.
"Congrats Nami, here's a cookie," Dylan said as he tosses her a chocolate chip cookie.
"Yeah I bought this to have someone to talk to, god my life is boring," Dylan said as Nami eats the cookie.
"Hey Lucoa, want to go on a walk with me?" Dylan asked Lucoa.
"Yes Dylan baby," Lucoa said to Dylan in an excited tone as she stands on her feet.
They soon exit the house as Nami and Robin were left in the living room.
Meanwhile, Dylan and Lucoa were walking along the quiet country roads as Dylan was trying to not focus on Lucoa's bouncy breasts.
"So Dylan, word around the house is that you're a virgin," Lucoa said to Dylan as they stop for the moment.
"Okay, this is personal," Dylan said as he was a little bit embarrassed.
"Come on Dylan baby, you could be honest with me," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"Yes I am, and I'm very nervous about having sex," Dylan said.
"I see, I'm sorry if I came out too strong," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"It's okay Lucoa," Dylan said to Lucoa.
"How about we take things slow until you get comfortable?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Sure," Dylan said.
Lucoa gently puts her hands on Dylan's right wrist. Then, she moves Dylan's hand forward and then his hand was touching Lucoa's left clothed breast.
Lucoa then moves Dylan's hand all over her clothed breasts as this cause Dylan's face to turn red.
"Do you like this Dylan baby, any guy would love to have their hands on my beautiful boobs," Lucoa said to Dylan as she continues to move his hand along her clothed breasts.
"I do," Dylan said as he looks away from her.
Forty seconds later, Lucoa let go of Dylan's wrist and then Dylan moves his hand off of Lucoa's clothed breasts.
"Uh Lucoa, we should go back to the house," Dylan said to Lucoa.
"Why Dylan baby?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Because it feels hot out here, plus I think we should get out of here before the drivers notice us," Dylan said to Lucoa as they looks over to the numerous cars in the ditch, that was caused by Lucoa's bouncy breasts.
Dylan and Lucoa then walk back to the house, hoping not to get beat up by the drivers or passengers.
Later on, Nami and Robin were sitting around in the living room as Robin was looking at the Mac Tonight standee.
"You know, maybe this McDonald's had something going with this mascot," Robin said.
"Why did they get rid of him?" Robin asked Nami.
"Dylan told me that the chain got sued by a guy that believed the mascot had the same gestures his father did," Nami said.
"Do you believe it?" Robin asked Nami.
"Nope," Nami said.
Soon, Dylan and Lucoa walk back into the home and close the door.
"Hey Nami and Robin, how are you two doing?" Dylan asked Nami and Robin.
"Oh we are doing good," Robin said.
"Despite talking to a moon guy with sunglasses," Nami said as Dylan picks up the Mac Tonight standee and puts it back in the spare room.
"How was the walk?" Robin asked Lucoa.
"It was good, but we won't be going out for a while," Lucoa said.
"Why?" Nami asked.
"I think I know why," Robin said as she was referring to Lucoa's breasts.
Later on in the evening, Dylan placed the Nami card on the table and then he uses his iPhone to scan the card. Once he was done scanning the card, he sees that it worked and that the money he was getting from the card is going into his bank account.
"Oh sweet, I got some money coming my way, at least it will support us for now," Dylan said quietly.
Dylan soon put his phone and card away in his den as he and the girls were going to watch one of his favorite cartoons.
"Hey you girls mind if we watch one of my favorite shows?" Dylan asked the girls.
"I don't mind," Nami said.
"I want to see what you like besides pro wrestling and true crime shows," Robin said to Dylan.
"If I'm going to watch something, I might as well get comfortable," Lucoa said.
Then, Lucoa quickly strips off her sneakers, stockings, tank top, and shorts and tosses them over to Nami, as Lucoa was left in a blue lace bra and matching blue lace panties. Seeing Lucoa half-naked left Nami in shock.
"What the hell Lucoa?" Nami asked Lucoa angrily.
"We are all adults here, you don't need to freak out," Lucoa said to the group.
"Yeah but if one of my family members or relatives came, let's just say it won't end well," Dylan said.
"Alright, now that you girls are comfortable we can watch the entire first season of the 2020 Animaniacs reboot," Dylan said as he sits down on the couch next to Lucoa and presses play.
"What's this Animaniacs show?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Oh it centers around the adventures of the Warner siblings, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, as well as the adventures of Pinky and The Brain, trust me it is good," Dylan said.
"I'll see about that," Nami said as she felt like she was going to hate the show.
"Oh come on Miss Navigator, give it a chance," Robin said to Nami.
"Fine," Nami said as Lucoa rest her head on Dylan's lap as Dylan pets Lucoa's hair.
After two episodes of this binge watch, the girls were oddly enough, enjoying it, but Nami had to ask one simple question.
"Uh are the Warners normally this annoying?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Yeah but that is their charm, they don't mean it, it's just the way they are," Dylan said.
"Who's your favorite?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Dot Warner," Dylan said.
"I can see that, you do love cute, despite having a love of darkness," Robin said to Dylan.
"I like the one in the red hat," Robin said.
"Wakko?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Yes, he reminds me of Luffy, with his stupidity and his bottomless stomach," Robin said as Dylan laughs a little.
After two more episodes, Nami had one more question to ask Dylan about the show.
"Uh Dylan," Nami said to Dylan.
"What is it Nami?" Dylan asked Nami.
"What does it mean when Yakko says, well goodnight everybody?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Oh Yakko says that whenever they make a joke intended for adults, they do it in a clever way so they can still be kid friendly, but have the hidden jokes that adults love," Dylan said.
"Oh," Nami said.
"I actually get it, I mean when that guy says he wanted to show Yakko his buns we thought he meant buttocks," Lucoa said.
"You get it Lucoa," Dylan said to Lucoa as he continues to pet Lucoa's hair.
After they done binge watching the season, the girls actually enjoyed the show and they thought Dylan wasn't a guy who loves the dark, but loves the cute, fun side of television.
Later on, Lucoa got dressed as she was about to leave the house.
"Well thank you everyone for having me here, I guess I'll be on my way," Lucoa said to the group as she was about to open the door.
"Lucoa wait," Dylan said to Lucoa and then Lucoa faces Dylan.
"Before all this happened, I was just a bored guy living in this house all alone," Dylan said.
"But when all of you girls came here, I don't feel alone anymore, it's exciting having all of these girls here," Dylan said to the girls.
"Dylan," Nami said to Dylan as she loved hearing those words.
"That's so nice of you to say," Robin said to Dylan.
"And Lucoa, it would be an honor for you to live here with us and join this harem," Dylan said to Lucoa.
"Really?" Lucoa asked Dylan in a happy tone.
"Yes, you are sweet, kind, and very sexy, but I like that in you," Dylan said to Lucoa.
"Oh Dylan baby, thank you," Lucoa said to Dylan as she was about to give him a hug.
But then, she knew Dylan wouldn't like a tight hug, so she gives Dylan a soft hug and Dylan returns the hug back.
"Uh Dylan, where is Lucoa going to sleep?" Nami asked Dylan.
"In your room," Dylan said to Nami.
"Really?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Yes, I need my sleep," Dylan said.
"Fine," Nami said.
Later on, everyone was going to sleep as Nami and Lucoa were sleeping in Nami's bed, while Robin was sleeping in her bed. Meanwhile, Dylan was about to go to sleep as he was thinking about something.
"I can't believe I have three girls all wanting some of my cock, suck it all of those assholes in elementary school," Dylan said.
"Now the question is, where is all the other girls possessed by cards?" Dylan asked himself as he was laying down on his bed.
"Eh, I'll deal with that in the future," Dylan said and then he closes his eyes, falling asleep after a wild day and a new girl in the group.
It might not be exciting, but it sure was interesting. Another girl joins the harem in the form of the busty dragon girl, Lucoa. Dylan might not get more money, but he did get another girl that loves him. Alright, here is the stats after this chapter.
Cards Collected: 1
Cards Left: 99
Girls in the harem (that were under control by a card): Nami.
Girls in the harem (that weren't under control by a card): Nico Robin and Lucoa.
Income: $110 per day, $3080-$3410 per month, and $40,040 for the year.
Well next chapter we get the second girl affected by a card and it's going to be wild, so stay tuned.