Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
In Dylan Riley's home, everyone was fast asleep. Nico Robin and Dylan were sleeping peacefully in their beds. Meanwhile, Nami was wide awake as Lucoa's massive breasts were on Nami's head and to make things crazy, Lucoa was sleeping in the nude as this was annoying Nami.
"Dylan, you are crazy," Nami said quietly.
Meanwhile, in a park in Perth. A young woman with blue waist length hair that is partially tied into a loop with a water molecule shaped clip, she had on a blue vest with detached white sleeves, dark blue miniskirt, translucent purple underskirt, blue knee-high heel boots with thigh-high socks underneath. This girl was trying to find her friends.
"Kazuma, Megumin, Darkness, where are you?" the girl asked as she was walking around the park.
Fifteen minutes later, the girl then stumbles onto a trading card with a very eerie black glow to it.
"Huh, what's this?" the girl asked as she walks over to the card.
The girl then picks up the card and takes a good look at it. Then, the card disappears into her right hand and then she closes her eyes. A few seconds later, the girl opens her eyes as her irises turn red, which means she was now possessed by a card.
Chapter 4: The Water Goddess, Aqua is at St. John's High!
It was now morning as Nami (wearing a blue hoodie, brown cargo pants, and her gladiator sandals), Robin (wearing her dress from Water 7 and black thigh-high heel boots), and Lucoa (wearing her pink cap, black tank top, blue jean shorts, black stockings, and pink sneakers) were having breakfast. Nami was having a bowl of Corn Flakes, while Robin and Lucoa were having a bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats cereal.
"Hey, where's Dylan baby?" Lucoa asked the girls.
"He's still busy sleeping," Nami said.
"That guy sure loves to stay up at night, he goes to bed at 11:30 at night," Robin said.
"I'm surprised he's not in a grumpy mood," Lucoa said.
"Well from the looks of it, he tends to get enough sleep," Robin said as they continue to have breakfast.
Later on, Dylan wakes up and gets ready for the day. Dylan (wearing his glasses, black Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) ends up having a bowl of Cheerios and afterwards, he was doing the dishes.
Once he did the dishes, Dylan notices that Nami was playing with his Nintendo Switch and then he approaches Nami.
"Nami, did you take my Switch without asking?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Yes," Nami said and then she hands him the Switch.
"If you want to borrow my Switch, all you need to do is ask," Dylan said to Nami.
"Robin did the right thing and asked to borrow one of my movies last night," Dylan said as he walks back into his den.
A day ago…
After Lucoa joined Dylan and his girls, Robin had to ask Dylan something.
"Dylan, can I borrow one of your horror movies?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Which one?" Dylan asked Robin.
"The one you like," Robin said to Dylan.
"I have a lot of horror films I like, but okay, just make sure you be careful with it," Dylan said to Robin.
"I will treat it with absolute care," Robin said.
Present day…
"Remind me never to watch that particular Saw film again, I can't stand seeing that guy getting cut in half with that pendulum," Nami said to Robin in a slightly grossed out tone as the girls were sitting in the living room.
"That guy killed someone and got five years in prison, that warrants a death sentence," Robin said.
"You seem happy," Lucoa said to Robin.
"I'm becoming a fan of these horror films," Robin said as Nami and Lucoa were freaked out a little.
Later on in the day, Nami, Robin, and Lucoa were sitting at the dining room table, discussing about who could be affected by the cards.
"Do you know if there is any info on girls being affected by the cards?" Nami asked Robin.
"Not yet, not even Dylan's local news network has mentioned anything yet," Robin said.
"Do you think it could be a joke?" Lucoa asked Robin.
"No way, what I read is true, I'm guessing it might be very slow today," Robin said.
Then, the girls hearing Dylan laughing like crazy as he was watching something on his iPad Pro. Soon, the girls get up and walk over to the couch Dylan was sitting on.
"What's gotten you in a laughing mood?" Nami asked Dylan as Dylan pauses the video.
"Oh this," Dylan said as he hands the iPad to Robin.
The girls look at the screen to see Dylan was on YouTube and he was watching a video from the channel, Channel Awesome. The video in question was one of The Nostalgia Critic's commercial videos.
"Nostalgia Critic?" Nami asked.
"I heard of him through browsing around, decent reviewer, made some very bad choices as of late," Robin said.
"Some videos I like, but I absolutely love his commercial specials, like this one," Dylan said and then he unpause the video.
The video was at the part after Nostalgia Critic saw the infamous Ayds Candy commercial (more notably Peanut Butter Ayds) and him going to the uncomfortable corner because of the ignorance.
Robin couldn't help but laugh at that line and N.C. in the corner, while Nami was confused.
"What's going on?" Nami asked Robin in a confused tone.
"It's funny because the candy is called Ayds," Robin said.
"What does that mean?" Nami asked.
"Because the candy is named after a deadly virus and that was released in the mid 1980s when the AIDS epidemic was in full gear," Dylan said.
"Shit that is way to lose money," Nami said.
"I agree, no one would want to eat candy named after a deadly virus, especially when the disease cause you to lose weight and the candy advertises the same thing," Robin said.
"I would eat it," Lucoa said as Dylan shook his head over the line.
"Oh Lucoa," Dylan said to Lucoa and then he felt his iPhone vibrating.
Dylan then pulls the phone out of his pocket and goes to the special tracking app. He then gets a small black dot on the map, which means someone was possessed by a card.
"Got a text?" Nami asked Dylan.
"No, it's from that app Robin put on my phone, we got someone in possession of a card," Dylan said as the girls were in shock.
"Where is this coming from?" Robin asked Dylan.
Once Dylan pulls up the map of the world, he zooms in on the map and sees the location was close to him.
"Oh my god, it's in my hometown," Dylan said in shock.
"Alright, grab everything you need and will head to it," Robin said to Dylan as Dylan puts his phone away.
"Got it," Dylan said.
Once Dylan puts his iPad away, he puts on his special glove and then he and the girls hop into his truck, driving to the location.
"I got to say Robin, I'm surprised to see you in your dress from Water 7, it fits you real well," Dylan said to Robin as Robin was behind the wheel of the truck.
"Thanks after two years it still fits like a glove, I had to undo some buttons because of well, you know," Robin said to Dylan as she was referring to her now large chest.
"Yeah, the Grand Line air must be something," Dylan said.
"It is," Nami said.
Dylan then looks at the speedometer to see Robin was going twenty kilometers over the speed limit.
"Slow down Robin, I don't want to get pulled over for you speeding," Dylan said to Robin.
"Fine," Robin said as she slows down a little.
"You are a stickler for rules," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"Most of the times I am," Dylan said.
Twenty minutes later, Dylan was tracking the moment on his phone as they were getting very close to the location.
"Robin, turn left up here," Dylan said to Robin.
"You got it," Robin said to Dylan and then she turns left.
What they were turning into was St. John's High School, the same school Dylan attended back in the day.
"What is this place?" Nami asked Dylan.
"This is St. John's High, the school I attended," Dylan said.
"You went here?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Yes I did, was on the honor roll three times," Dylan said.
"Impressive," Robin said.
Robin then pulls into a parking spot and once she turns off the truck, Dylan and the girls get out of it. They look around to see there was no one here, and it was a school day.
"Where is everyone?" Nami asked as Dylan pulls up any info of it on his phone.
Soon enough, Dylan found the info on the school's website.
"Apparently they closed down the school because some girl with water powers was terrorizing the place," Dylan said and then he puts his phone back in his pocket.
"Come on, let's see if she is inside," Dylan said to the girls as they head for the entrance of the building.
Once they reach the entrance, Dylan pulls on the doors and realizes they were locked out.
"Okay, the doors are locked, but she could be inside the building," Dylan said.
"Nami you take the right, Robin and Lucoa you look on the left, I'll take the back," Dylan said to the girls.
"Got it," the girls said as they all look around the high school.
Nami looked and couldn't find any damage to the building, neither could Robin and Lucoa. Meanwhile, Dylan couldn't find any damage to the back as this was confusing them.
"There is no damage, if someone broke into the school, there would be significant damage to the structure," Dylan said.
"Dylan, Miss Navigator, you got to see this," Robin said in a loud tone to Dylan and Nami as Dylan and Nami race to Robin and Lucoa.
Once Dylan and Nami catch up with Robin and Lucoa, they look at the main football field to see a girl walking along the field.
"That must be her," Lucoa said.
"Let's just calmly approach her, she shouldn't be too much trouble," Dylan said to the girls and then they slowly walk down the hill.
Once they made it to the field, they get a closer look at the girl and what they didn't know it was the girl that got possessed by the card last night.
Dylan then turns on the scanner on his glasses to scan the girl in front of him. After ten seconds, his turns off the scanner as he got all of the info.
"Who is it Dylan?" Nami asked Dylan.
"That's Aqua, and you're not going to believe this, but she's a goddess," Dylan said to the girls.
"Wait, a goddess?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yeah," Dylan said.
Then, they see a red "62" glowing on Aqua's left thigh for a few seconds.
"She has a card possessing her," Dylan said.
"So, this group is going try to take down this goddess, well good luck," Aqua said to the group and then she extends her arms out.
"You guy and girls are going to be in for a wild fight," Aqua said as she had an evil smile on her face.
"This is going to be bad," Lucoa said.
"What do you want to do Dylan?" Nami asked Dylan as all Dylan could do was focus on Aqua, thinking of a plan to take her out.
To be continued…
Yeah you are probably mad that the chapter ends here, but trust me things will pick up in the next chapter when they take on quite honestly the most useless goddess ever in anime, Aqua.
We got more coming soon so stay tuned.