Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 53: A Fist Full of Problems
Dylan Riley was looking as he sees the girl, who he assume is Itsuka Kendo, holding the girls in his group in her gigantic hands. Ristarte and Meredy were being held in the left hand, while Nami, Kinoko Komori, and Juvia Lockser were in the right hand.
"Dylan who is it?" Ristarte asked Dylan.
"That might be Itsuka Kendo," Dylan said.
"Kendo, as in Kendo from Class 1-B, the same Kendo who is Kinoko's friend?" Nami asked.
"That looks like her, but she wouldn't act this way," Kinoko said.
Dylan then taps the right temple on his glasses as it scans the girl.
"Hey, Shampoo wants attention," Shampoo said angrily over being ignored.
After five seconds, the scan was complete and it indeed was Itsuka Kendo.
Dylan then sees that Itsuka's irises were red and then he sees a red "64" glowing on top of Itsuka's left fist. It then disappears five seconds later.
"It is Itsuka Kendo and a card is in her," Dylan said as the other girls were in shock.
"How did it get in her?" Meredy asked as Dylan was thinking about it.
Two hours earlier…
Itsuka Kendo was walking around just an hour away from the village that Dylan and the girls were in. She was looking around as she couldn't recognize anything particular.
"How did I get here and I hope the girls of Class 1-B are okay?" Itsuka asked herself as she continues to walk around.
A few minutes later, Itsuka stumbles upon a trading card with a black glow to it.
"Huh, never seen that before," Itsuka said.
Itsuka then picks up the card with her left hand. Three seconds later, the card disappears into her hand and then she closed her eyes and felt a slight pain in her head.
Four seconds later, Itsuka opens her eyes as her irises turned red and had an evil smile on her face.
"Now, time to show how dangerous Battle Fist can be," Itsuka said.
Present day…
"How you didn't know about this?" Nami asked angrily to Dylan.
"Like I said, I left my phone back in the hotel, I did not want my expensive iPhone to be broken during a fight," Dylan said.
"Of course," Nami said as she was a little bit annoyed by that.
"Kendo is me Komori, your mushroom buddy," Kinoko said to Itsuka, hoping to break through the control.
"I don't need buddies," Itsuka said angrily and slams her right fist into a tree, stunning Nami, Kinoko, and Juvia.
"Oh shit," Dylan said in shock.
"Holy fucking shiitake," Kinoko said in a dazed state.
"Dylan, do something," Nami demanded Dylan as Dylan was panicking a little.
As Dylan was trying to think of something, Itsuka starts tightening her fists as the girls could feel the pain.
"Dylan help," Kinoko pleaded to Dylan.
Then, Juvia starts coughing up blood as it was doing some damage to the inside of her body.
"Oh shit Juvia," Nami said in horror to Juvia.
"Forgot about Shampoo," Shampoo said as Dylan looks around to see Shampoo holding a sword.
Shampoo then rushes over to Dylan and swings her sword at him. But Dylan jumps out of the way from the attack.
"Oh fuck," Dylan said as he hides behind a tree.
"You have to be shitting me," Nami said angrily.
"I knew this would happen," Ristarte said.
Dylan was hiding behind a tree as he was scared over the girls' safety and his own.
"Oh shit, how can I free the girls and beat both Shampoo and Itsuka, this is so fucking hard," Dylan thought.
Dylan then steps forward just as a sword goes through a tree and then Shampoo's left foot goes through it.
"Oh fuck," Dylan said in shock as Shampoo slides her foot and sword out of it.
Dylan then starts to run away as Shampoo was trying to catch up to him.
"Oh god this is not fun," Dylan said as he running around the area.
Dylan was running all over the place, hoping to lose Shampoo as he passes a large rock. Shampoo then breaks through the rock as Dylan sees it.
"Oh fuck that's not what I want to see," Dylan said in horror over Shampoo's feat of strength.
Dylan runs over as he sees Nami's Clima-Tact on the ground as he got an idea.
"I hope this works," Dylan thought as he races towards the Clima-Tact.
Dylan then grabs the Clima-Tact and stops in his tracks.
"Nami, catch," Dylan said to Nami as he throws the Clima-Tact towards Nami.
Nami then catches the Clima-Tact with her right hand, which was now free.
Dylan then sees Shampoo coming towards him with a jumping kick. He then moves out of the way and Shampoo goes right through a big tree, leaving a big Shampoo shaped hole in it and knocking the sword out of her hands.
"Wow, that was so close," Dylan said as he breathed a sigh of relief.
Nami then takes her Clima-Tact, swings it, and strikes Itsuka's right hand very hard. Itsuka flinches in pain as she let go of Nami, Kinoko, and Juvia, sending them onto the ground.
Still feeling some pain from that attack by Shampoo, Nami flips over to Itsuka's left hand and then she strikes it really hard with her Clima-Tact. Itsuka then opens her hand as Ristarte and Meredy drop to the ground.
"Okay, no more nice hero," Itsuka said angrily as her hands shrink down to normal size.
"Meredy, are you good?" Ristarte asked Meredy as Meredy tries to get up, but the pain in her thighs was too much for her.
"I can't, the damage from Shampoo's stabbing is too much," Meredy said as she sits down on the grass.
"Alright then, Meredy stay back," Ristarte said to Meredy.
"What do we do Dylan?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Nami and Kinoko, take out Shampoo, while Ristarte and Juvia will try to take out Itsuka," Dylan said.
"Nope, let Ristarte help Nami, I want Itsuka one on one," Kinoko said.
"I don't think that's a good idea Kinoko, Itsuka is way stronger than you," Dylan said to Kinoko.
"I want to prove my worth against her, I'm not taking no for an answer," Kinoko said in a stern tone as Dylan couldn't believe it.
"Okay, just be very careful," Dylan said to Kinoko.
Kinoko and Itsuka then stand face to face, six feet away from each other.
"I'm going to have some fun with you Komori," Itsuka said to Kinoko.
"You aren't going to last a minute against me," Itsuka said to Kinoko as Kinoko looked determined.
"Kendo, I know the real you is in there, my fungirl, my spore buddy," Kinoko said to Itsuka.
"Juvia, stay out of my way," Kinoko said to Juvia in a serious tone.
"Got it," Juvia said as she was a little bit scared over the shy mushroom girl's serious tone.
Kinoko and Itsuka then rush towards each other and then they swing their fists towards each other. But each shot was connecting to their fists as Itsuka had more power in punches than Kinoko.
After twenty punches, Kinoko steps back as her knuckles were bloody from the punches. She then shakes her hands a bit, hoping to get the feeling back from the punches.
"What's the matter Shemage, afraid of big bad Battle Fist?" Itsuka asked Kinoko in a mocking tone.
"No, I'm going to beat you and make you eat my button mushrooms," Kinoko said to Itsuka.
"In your dreams," Itsuka said to Kinoko.
Itsuka then rushes over to Kinoko as she was ready to punch her.
"Portabella Shield," Kinoko said as several big portabella mushrooms sprout out from the front of her body, hoping to protect her from Itsuka's attacks.
Itsuka then rapidly punch all over Kinoko's stomach and chest as unfortunately the mushrooms couldn't provide any protection.
Twenty seconds later, Itsuka pushes Kinoko six feet away as the mushrooms were destroyed and fell off of Kinoko's body. Kinoko could feel herself getting weak as those punches did damage on her ribs and stomach.
"Shit, Itsuka is not letting up with those punches, and I can't grow more mushrooms in this weakened state," Kinoko thought.
"Okay, time to finish you off," Itsuka said to Kinoko as she rushes over to her.
Itsuka then swing her fists over to Kinoko as this was going to knock her out.
"Double Jumbo Fist," Itsuka said and then her fists became gigantic, striking Kinoko hard.
The huge force of the punch sends Kinoko skidding along the grass and hitting a tree at a high rate of speed. Kinoko was knocked out cold and blood was spurting out of numerous small gashes on her stomach.
"Oh fuck," Ristarte said in shock as she, Dylan, and the other girls in the group see what happened to Kinoko.
"KINOKO," Meredy shouted in horror to Kinoko.
Itsuka then turns around, her hands still gigantic, as she looks at Juvia.
"You'll pay for taking out Kinoko," Juvia said to Itsuka angrily.
"Bring it on," Itsuka said to Juvia in a cocky tone.
Juvia then turns her body into water and turns into a spinning cyclone.
"Water Jigsaw," Juvia said as she spins over to Itsuka.
Knowing this could take her out, Itsuka puts her hands, palms out, forward, blocking her body in the process.
Juvia then hits at Itsuka at a decent speed as the blades starts to cut up Itsuka's hands. The force of the attack ends up starting to push Itsuka back as Itsuka was desperately holding her ground.
Fifteen seconds later, Juvia stops spinning and her body turns back to normal. She sees that Itsuka's palms were covered in numerous cuts, almost like paper cuts.
"Damn, Juvia expected more damage, Water Jigsaw is Juvia's most dangerous move," Juvia thought.
"That move you did may cause some damage, but I'm not done yet," Itsuka said to Juvia as he hands shrink down to the size of boxing gloves.
Itsuka then swings her right hand at Juvia, but then Juvia turns into water and the fist goes through her.
"What the?" Itsuka asked in utter shock.
Juvia then turns into a puddle and squirms around Itsuka as Itsuka tries to do some damage to her. But those punches did little to Juvia's water form.
Then, Itsuka couldn't see the puddle as she was looking all over for Juvia.
"Where did that water bitch go?" Itsuka asked in a very angry tone.
Juvia then rise up behind Itsuka as she turns back to her human form.
Itsuka could feel Juvia behind her and then she nails a kick to Juvia's right heel as Juvia could feel the pain from the kick.
"AHH," Juvia screamed in pain as she goes down to one knee.
Itsuka then flips over and nails a punch to Juvia's back as Juvia flinches from the attack.
Juvia then turns around and then Itsuka nails two hard punches to Juvia's left cheek and ribs. She then stumbles back a little as there was a huge bruise on her cheek.
"Okay water bitch, meet the power of Battle Fist," Itsuka said to Juvia as she runs over to her.
Juvia then crosses her arms, hoping to absorb some of the punishment from Itsuka.
"Double Jumbo Fist," Itsuka said as she swings her fists at Juvia.
When Itsuka gets close, she enlarge her fists and strikes Juvia hard with her gigantic fists. The force of the move sends Juvia fifteen feet back as she was still standing somehow.
Itsuka looks at Juvia and she couldn't believe she could withstand her super move.
"That's impossible, no one should still be up after that," Itsuka said in complete shock.
Juvia then coughs up more blood and gets on her hands and knees as blood was leaking out her stomach and staining her dress.
"Oh shit Juvia," Dylan said to Juvia in shock.
Itsuka then shrinks her hands back to normal size as Nami and Ristarte were fighting Shampoo.
Nami and Ristarte were trying to nail Shampoo with punches or kicks. But unfortunately, Shampoo's agility was proving to be troublesome for the two.
"Damn it, why can't we punch her?" Ristarte ansked angrily.
"Keep trying, she has to lose her footing soon," Nami said to Ristarte as they continue to try to inflict damage to Shampoo.
Thirty seconds later, Shampoo swats Nami and Ristarte's hands away from her.
Seeing an opening, Shampoo nails four punches to Nami's ribs and a roundhouse heel kick to Nami's left cheek.
Then, Shampoo then nails a kick to Ristarte's left kneecap and a knee to Ristarte's forehead, leaving Ristarte with a three inch long gash on her forehead and blood was leaking down the left side of Ristarte's face.
"Oh fuck," Ristarte said in pain as Shampoo laughs a bit.
"No one can beat Shampoo," Shampoo said in a cocky tone.
Nami then realizes something as she looks at her Clima-Tact and back to Ristarte.
"Rista, do it," Nami said to Ristarte as Shampoo was distracted.
Ristarte tries to sweep Shampoo's legs, but Shampoo jumps out of the way.
"Miss," Shampoo said to Ristarte.
Nami then swings her Clima-Tact and strikes Shampoo in the ribs with it. The force sends Shampoo flying in the air, screaming along the way.
"Home run," Nami said as Ristarte approach her.
"Impressive," Ristarte said to Nami and Nami smiles a bit.
Nami then feels the pain in her foot and Ristarte feel the pain in her kneecap, thanks to Shampoo's strength.
"One down," Ristarte said.
Nami and Ristarte then look over to Itsuka as she was the only one left standing.
"Let's take her out," Nami said to Ristarte.
Nami and Ristarte try to run (with all the pain they are feeling) as fast as they can towards Itsuka.
"Two against one, that's bad, for you," Itsuka said to Nami and Ristarte as her hands grew to gigantic size.
Nami swings her Clima-Tact, while Ristarte swing her arms and legs at Itsuka. But Itsuka was deflecting the attacks with her gigantic hands.
"You think you two can take me down, well that's a big mistake," Itsuka said to Nami and Ristarte.
Twenty seconds later, Itsuka sees an opportunity by using her left hand and grabbing Ristarte by the back of her head.
Itsuka then slams Ristarte, face first, onto the ground hard. She then let go of Ristarte as blood was gushing down Ristarte's face.
"Oh my god Rista," Nami said in horror to Ristarte.
Itsuka then grabs Nami's Clima-Tact with her right hand and swings Nami around a bit.
After six spins, Itsuka slams Nami very hard on the ground, landing on her lower back. Nami ends up letting go of her Clima-Tact as she holds her lower back in pain.
"Oh shit," Nami said in pain as Itsuka holds the Clima-Tact in her hands.
"You won't be needing this," Itsuka said to Nami as she holds her Clima-Tact.
Using her impressive strength, Itsuka ends up crushing Nami's Clima-Tact using her gigantic hands as Nami looks on in shock. Itsuka then drops the Clima-Tact as it was now turned into one short piece.
Nami then grabs her Clima-Tact and twirls it a bit as no bubbles were coming out.
"My Clima-Tact, you bitch, you destroyed it," Nami said angrily to Itsuka.
Itsuka then grabs Nami and lifts her off the ground as Nami drops her Clima-Tact in the process. Itsuka then grabs Nami by her arms as Nami was looking away from Itsuka.
"Lets see how strong you are without your arms," Itsuka said to Nami.
Itsuka then starts to pull Nami's arms as Nami could feel some intense pain from it.
"Oh god this is horrible," Nami said in tremendous pain.
"You won't last too much longer," Itsuka said to Nami as Dylan was panicking a lot.
"What to do, what to do," Dylan said in a very panicked tone.
Dylan could hear what sounded like footsteps heading their way and he had an idea.
"Nami, kick Itsuka's hands and pull them back in ten seconds," Dylan said to Nami.
"What?" Nami asked Dylan in utter shock and confusion.
"Just trust me," Dylan said to Nami as Nami nods "yes" to him.
Eight seconds later, Shampoo hops out of the bushes with sword in hand as Nami kicks Itsuka's wrists, causing Itsuka to let go of Nami.
As Shampoo was starting to swing her sword, Nami flips over and holds Itsuka's hands back.
Shampoo swings the sword and slices Itsuka's palms, leaving a long gash on her palms.
"FUCK," Itsuka shouts in pain as her hands turn back to normal and Nami hops off of her.
As Shampoo was shocked over slicing Itsuka, Nami sweeps her legs and knocks Shampoo on her back, knocking the sword out of her hands. Nami then grabs the sword and shoves it into the ground.
"There, now you got nothing to attack us with," Nami said to Shampoo.
Itsuka was looking at her cut up palms as they were bleeding profusely. She then started to walk around a bit as she was in pain.
"Oh shit this feels horrible," Itsuka said in pain.
Itsuka then turns around to see Kinoko, standing on her feet, bloodied, with a smile on her face and holding something in her hands.
"Surprise," Kinoko said and then she blows some mushroom powder into Itsuka's eyes.
"God I'm blind," Itsuka said as she couldn't see anything after that sneak attack.
"This should affect your vision long enough," Kinoko said quietly as Itsuka stumbles around and rubbing her eyes.
"I think we have a shot," Dylan said as he looks over to Meredy and Juvia, who looked very weak.
"Meredy, Juvia, how are you two feeling?" Dylan asked Meredy and Juvia.
"Very weak," Juvia said.
"But I think we can pull off one more attack," Meredy said.
"Perfect, you two combine your magic to perform one epic magical attack," Dylan said to Juvia and Meredy.
"I think we can do it," Meredy said as she stands on her feet.
"Anything for you my beloved," Juvia said to Dylan as she stands on her feet.
Meredy then summons a dozen and a half teal blades as Juvia turns her body into water.
Meredy then launches the blades forward and then Juvia turns into a spinning cyclone as she rushes over as well.
"Maguilty Water Sodom Jigsaw," Meredy and Juvia said as it was heading towards Itsuka.
Itsuka stops rubbing her eyes as she sees something coming towards her, but she couldn't tell due to her blurred vision.
Then, the blades and Juvia hit Itsuka at full speed as the blades were cutting up Itsuka.
Fifteen seconds later, the power was just too much for Itsuka as it give out one last slice.
"AHHHHH," Itsuka screamed as she is sent flying twenty feet away.
Itsuka then lands on the ground as she was knocked out, she had dozens of cuts along her body, and blood was leaking out of her wounds.
The blades then soon disappear as Juvia turns back to normal.
"Oh my god, Juvia did it," Juvia said in shock as she was happy to win a fight.
Juvia then collapses onto the ground as that last attack took a lot of energy out of her. Meanwhile, Meredy collapses to her knees as that attack also took a good chunk of energy out of her.
Dylan then rushes over to Juvia and then he kneels next to her. He then lifts up Juvia a bit and holds her in his arms.
"Juvia did it Dylan," Juvia said to Dylan softly.
"You did and that was impressive," Dylan said to Juvia.
"You also did a great job to Meredy," Dylan said to Meredy.
"Thanks," Meredy said to Dylan as she smiles a bit.
Then, Meredy sees Shampoo running towards Dylan, somehow she got up and was ready to attack him.
"Dylan look out," Meredy said to Dylan as Shampoo launches over to Dylan.
"Die," Shampoo said to Dylan as Dylan sees her coming towards him.
Suddenly, Ristarte nails a kick to the top of Shampoo's head, knocking her stomach first onto the ground as that move knocked out the Amazon.
Dylan looks to see Ristarte's face was covered in blood as she somehow recovered from that attack by Itsuka.
"That was for shooting me down," Ristarte said to Shampoo.
"And this is for Nami," Ristarte said to Shampoo and then she stomps on Shampoo's left heel.
"Holy shit Ristarte, you knocked out Shampoo," Dylan said in shock to Ristarte.
"Yeah I can't believe it either," Ristarte said.
Meanwhile, Nami holds her now useless Clima-Tact as Kinoko slowly walks over to her.
"I can't believe Itsuka broke my Clima-Tact," Nami said.
"It wasn't Itsuka's fault, and beside you can fix it up good as new," Kinoko said to Nami.
"Usopp built this for me, I guess I can take this to him and get it fixed or upgrade it," Nami said.
"See," Kinoko said.
Dylan soon carries Juvia and Itsuka on his shoulders and walks over to the other girls, while Ristarte carries Shampoo and walks next to Dylan.
Ristarte then carefully places Shampoo down on the grass. While Dylan gently puts down Juvia and Itsuka on the grass as well as Juvia was happy.
"Let me guess, you loved having Dylan carry you?" Nami asked Juvia.
"Oh Juvia did, Juvia always imagined getting carried like that," Juvia said in a very happy tone.
"Okay Dylan, you know what to do," Nami said to Dylan.
"Yeah I know," Dylan said as he has gotten used to it.
Dylan then puts his right hand near Shampoo's chest and then his hand glowed a bit. Then a card floats out of Shampoo's body as Shampoo flinches and the number appears and a few seconds later, it disappears off of Shampoo's body. Dylan's hand stops glowing as the card floats into Dylan's right hand.
"Okay one down," Dylan said as he moves the card to his left hand.
Dylan then moves his right hand over to near Itsuka's chest as his hand starts to glow again. The card then floats out of Itsuka's body as she flinched a bit over it. Then the number appears and disappears off of Itsuka's body three seconds later. Dylan's right hand stops glowing as the card floats into his hand.
Dylan then looks at the brand new Shampoo and Itsuka cards.
"Lets see, Shampoo, stars: five, special skills: martial arts, daily income: $195 per day," Dylan said as he read what was on Shampoo's card.
"Holy crap," Nami said in shock.
"She's five stars, that would explain her skills," Ristarte said.
"But that doesn't explain that quick knockout," Meredy said.
"Maybe that's her weakness, she's strong and agile as hell, but it takes at least one shot to knock her out," Dylan said,
"That might explain it," Nami said.
"Alright, Itsuka Kendo, stars: six, special skills: Big Fist, daily income: $245 per day," Dylan said as he read what was on Itsuka's card.
"Wow six stars, she's almost at Juvia's level when she fought us," Nami said.
"That's Kendo for ya," Kinoko said to Nami.
"The only reason she isn't seven stars is because Juvia can turn into water and any attacks can go through her in that form," Dylan said.
"Yeah, Juvia is way stronger than her," Juvia said softly.
"Girls you all did great, it was a bit of a complicated fight, even with all of those wounds, I'm proud that you all fought hard and manage to take out Itsuka and Shampoo," Dylan said to the girls.
"Aww Dylan," Nami said to Dylan as she was in joy over Dylan's words.
"You are such a great guy," Kinoko said to Dylan.
"Okay I guess we should all head back to the hotel," Nami said.
"And I know what you are about to ask me," Dylan said to Nami.
Dylan then carry Shampoo and Itsuka over his shoulders.
"Who's going to carry Juvia?" Dylan asked.
"I will," Ristarte said as Juvia was a little bit disappointed over Ristarte having to carry her.
"Aww," Juvia said in disappointment.
Ristarte then carries Juvia over her right shoulder as Meredy gets back on her feet. Then all of them started to head back to their vehicle.
"Oh I can't wait to get back and rest," Nami said.
"Me too," Kinoko said.
"And I'm sure Shampoo and Itsuka will love being in this group," Ristarte said.
"They will, it will take some time," Dylan said as they continue to walk to their vehicle.
Oh wow that was a crazy battle that Dylan and the girls were in. They might have sustained some damage, but they manage to take out Shampoo and Itsuka Kendo. They may not be officially in harem yet, but don't worry Shampoo and Itsuka will be in it soon enough.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.