Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 61: Return from the City of Brotherly Love
At the brand new mansion, which the girls dubbed Mansion of Darkness, it was quiet and it has been four days since Dylan and the other girls left.
Over in the living room, Bellemere (wearing a blue t-shirt with a blue and red skull on it, indigo jeans, and black Timberland boots) and Nico Robin (wearing her aviators, blue vest, salmon sarong, and pink pumps) were sitting on the couch as Robin was flipping through a book.
Then, Robin hears some sighing as she sees Juvia Lockser (wearing her blue fedora, blue t-shirt with white cuffs and collar, blue jean shorts that stop at her upper thighs, and blue and white sneakers) resting her head on the coffee table.
"Feeling okay Water Mage?" Robin asked Juvia.
"Juvia misses Dylan," Juvia said in a depressed tone.
"He's been gone for four days, you feel like he's been gone for four months," Bellemere said to Juvia.
"That's because it feels like four months," Juvia said.
"Shampoo miss Dylan too," Shampoo (wearing a black t-shirt with a purple maneki-neko on it, purple track pants, and purple slip-on shoes) said in a depressed tone as her head was resting on the coffee table as well.
"You two really are friends," Bellemere said to Juvia and Shampoo as she giggles a bit.
Shampoo then stands on her feet as she feels her t-shirt.
"Why Shampoo wear this?" Shampoo asked.
"So you can blend in with the people in this county," Ristarte (wearing a black sleeveless hoodie with a chibi angel on it, white skirt, and golden wedges) said to Shampoo as she sits on the couch as well.
"Yeah, your main outfits maybe suitable for Chinatown in Ottawa, but not in Lanark County," Robin said to Shampoo.
"You like it?" Bellemere asked Shampoo.
"Nice material," Shampoo said as she feels her shirt.
Then, Meredy (wearing a red t-shirt with three wolf pups on it, black leggings, and red sneakers) walks over to the couch, holding her Wolfy plushie.
"When is Dylan going to be back?" Meredy asked Robin.
"Today I think," Robin said.
"I hope so," Ristarte said.
Then, a honk was heard from outside as the other girls make their way to the living room.
"I hear some honking, that must mean Dylan and the others are back," Robin said.
Then, the door opens and in comes Botan (wearing a pink polo shirt, dark grey jeans, and white sneakers).
"So Botan, you got them?" Bellemere asked Botan.
"Yes I did and wow that truck isn't easy to drive," Botan said.
Then, Dylan Riley (wearing his glasses, black Jon Moxley "No Quit" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) and the other girls come walking in with bags in hand as Dylan close the door.
Juvia then sees Dylan as she walks over to the group of girls.
"Oh Dylan," Juvia said to Dylan in joy as she starts to bawl and her tears come out of her eyes like a waterfall.
Dylan and the girls were trying to keep their heads above water because Juvia's tears were filling the house.
A minute later, Juvia stops crying as Nami (wearing a black t-shirt with a blue anchor on it, white skirt, and gladiator sandals) opens the door and water rushes out of the house.
"Oh thank god," Nami said as she was about to close the door.
Then, Mei Hatsume (wearing her goggles, U.A. tracksuit, and metal boots) comes into the house and then Nami closes the door.
"This is the place, wow so amazing," Mei said as she looks around.
"Is that the girl?" Meredy asked Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said.
"Hi, I'm Mei Hatsume," Mei said to Meredy as she got into Meredy's face as Meredy was freaking out a bit.
"Hi," Meredy said and then she backs away.
Mei then sees Kinoko Komori (wearing a red short sleeve dress that stops at her knees, white knee-high socks, and red slip-on shoes) and gets into her face.
"Hey mushroom girl, remember me?" Mei asked Kinoko as Kinoko was a little bit freaked out by Mei's personality.
"Yes, hello Hatsume," Kinoko said to Mei.
"Now I know you know Kinoko, but let me introduce to the others," Dylan said to Mei.
"Girls, this is Mei Hatsume, one of the girls from U.A. High, she's part of the Support Class," Dylan said to the other girls in the harem.
"Mei, this is Nico Robin, Ristarte or Rista for short, Botan, Bellemere, Lucoa, Secre Swallowtail, Meredy, Juvia Lockser, Shampoo, and Nojiko," Dylan said to Mei as he introduce them to the others.
"Hey ladies," Mei said to the other girls as those girls either said "hi" or waved to her.
"It's wonderful to be in this group and I'm happy to join it, and I'll be even more happy to make more of my babies," Mei said to the other girls.
"Babies?" Nojiko (wearing a black t-shirt with a white tribal design on it, black cargo shorts that stop a few inches past her knees, and black sneakers with a tribal design on it) asked.
"That is what she calls inventions," Dylan said.
"Where are the bedrooms?" Mei asked Dylan.
"They are upstairs, but it is not ready for you yet," Dylan said to Mei.
"We have some guest rooms over there in the meantime," Dylan said to Mei as he points to the guest rooms.
"Awesome," Mei said in an excited tone as she walks over to the guest rooms.
Then, the other girls walk away to do their own business.
"Mei seems like an interesting girl," Secre Swallowtail (wearing a white t-shirt with "MAGIC RULES" written in black on it, black shorts that stop at her upper thighs, and black and white sneakers) said.
"I like her, her upbeat yet intrusive attitude will have her fit in with us in no time," Lucoa (wearing a purple t-shirt, blue jean shorts, and pink sneakers) said.
Meanwhile, Robin looks at Dylan and the other girls as she didn't see any visible damage.
"It must be an easy battle for all of you," Robin said to the group.
"That's a lie," Nami said.
"Yeah, Mei's babies felt like getting hit by a car," Nefertari Vivi (with her hair down, wearing a pink and white stripe dress that stops at her mid-thighs, and white ankle-length heel boots) said.
"Yeah those metal claws hurt like hell," Beth Vanderwood (wearing a black t-shirt, blue faded jeans, and red work boots) said.
"Oh yeah, the shocks were worse, god it felt like getting hit with a taser," Dylan said.
"At least I healed all of you," Aqua (wearing a blue t-shirt with a killer whale on it, blue jean shorts that stop about half an inch above the knees, and blue ankle-length boots) said to the group.
"It took forever," Itsuka Kendo (wearing a black long sleeve shirt with the Chevrolet logo on it, grey ripped jeans, and blue and white sneakers) said to Aqua.
"I tried my best," Aqua said.
"I'm going to find Rista and heal me some more," Itsuka said as she walks towards the rooms.
"I'm going to find Secre," Nami said as she, Beth, and Vivi follow Itsuka to the bedrooms.
Aqua then angrily pouts as she heads up to her bedroom all angry.
"So want to tell me about what happened?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Sure," Dylan said as he drops his bag.
Dylan then walks over to the couch and sits on it, between Robin and Bellemere. While Juvia and Shampoo sit on the armchairs.
"So what shocked you?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"Oh Mei made this phone that shoots out these darts that electrocute, and I felt it," Dylan said.
"Mei also use this Capture Gun to trap me in a net and flung me like a shot put," Dylan said.
"Did the landing hurt?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Oh like hell it did," Dylan said.
"So they beat Mei?" Juvia asked Dylan.
"Yes, Vivi got some shots with her slashers, but Itsuka did a number on Mei with her Quirk and Nami took her out swiftly with the staff," Dylan said.
"So, where you land?" Shampoo asked Dylan.
"Oh you are going to enjoy it," Dylan said to the girls.
Two days ago…
The girls had defeated Mei as they were trying to figure out where Dylan landed.
"Where could Dylan get thrown to?" Nami asked.
"He got launched to the right, so we know the direction," Vivi said.
"Now the important thing is, where did he land?" Nami asked.
"And if he's alright," Beth said.
"Well, let's go and get him," Aqua said to the other girls.
"What about Mei?" Vivi asked as Nami sees the nets.
"I got an idea," Nami said.
Nami then takes the nets and ties up Mei with it, making sure she doesn't escape.
"Perfect, there is no way she can escape," Nami said.
"Now, lift," Nami said to the other girls as they carry Mei off the ground.
Then, they walk over to the truck as they make sure they didn't drop her.
Once they were near the truck and open the doors, they gently put Mei in the back seat and then Vivi, Beth, and Aqua get the backseat. While Nami gets in the driver's seat and Itsuka in the front passenger's seat.
Once they close the doors and put on their seatbelts, Nami starts up the truck and drives out of the area, running on the rims and going at a somewhat slow speed.
Then, they roll down the windows as they knew they had to call out Dylan's name.
"DYLAN," Nami shouted.
"DYLAN, WHERE DID YOU GO?" Itsuka shouted.
They continue to drive around, trying to find Dylan with little results.
Twenty minutes later, they turn the corner as Nami knew she had to ask someone. So she sticks her head out as she sees a guy standing on the corner.
"Excuse me, I have you seen a fat guy, short brown hair, glasses, wearing a pro wrestling t-shirt?" Nami asked the guy.
"It's Philadelphia, there is a good chunk of guys like that," the man said as the girls see numerous guys, fat, wearing pro wrestling t-shirts and glasses, walking around.
"Damn it," Nami said angrily as she drives away.
"Huh, she looks so familiar," the guy said.
Nami and the other girls were still driving around, trying to find Dylan.
"Where could Dylan land?" Nami asked.
"Hopefully a roof and not in a lake," Itsuka said.
"If I was Dylan where would I land?" Vivi asked.
"Either at a GameStop, a mini golf course, a museum, or at a wrestling show," Itsuka said as Nami had a thought.
"I might have a guess at where he is, it is a long shot but it might be on point," Nami said.
Thirty-five minutes later, Nami parks the truck against a curb and turns it off. Soon, she and the other girls get out as they leave Mei in the truck.
Then, Nami and the other girls look ahead as they spot the famed 2300 Arena.
"Is this the wrestling arena Dylan mentioned?" Itsuka asked Nami.
"Yes," Nami said.
"I expect it to be bigger," Beth said.
"The wrestling Dylan likes is independent and they don't hold it in big arenas like the main organizations on TV," Nami said.
"That would explain it," Beth said.
"DYLAN," Itsuka shouted.
"DYLAN RILEY, WHERE ARE YOU?" Nami shouted.
"Up here," Dylan said to the girls.
The girls look up to see Dylan was on the roof of the arena.
"Oh Dylan, thank god you're alive," Nami said to Dylan.
"Are you okay?" Itsuka asked Dylan.
"I'm fine, but my back is hurting like hell," Dylan said and then he sits down a bit.
"What happened?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"Oh the net snagged on a billboard and it cause me to slip out and land on the roof, oh god I messed my back up on the landing," Dylan said as he holds his lower back in pain.
"So, did you girls beat Mei?" Dylan asked the girls.
"Yes," Nami said.
"Mei was tough, but when I came in, things turned around," Itsuka said.
"Awesome," Dylan said.
"Well we all helped out," Vivi said.
"Now, get down and we'll go back to the hotel," Nami said to Dylan as Dylan stands on his feet.
Dylan looks down to see he was high up and looked nervous to come down.
"I can't, I'm scared I will get hurt," Dylan said in a nervous tone.
"I got this," Itsuka said to Nami and then she walks forward, standing a few feet away from the arena.
Then, Itsuka grows her hands to huge size and puts her palms up, looking to catch Dylan.
"Dylan jump, I'll catch you, trust me you'll be safe," Itsuka said to Dylan as Dylan knew he could trust Itsuka.
After take a breath, Dylan jumps off the roof and lands safely on Itsuka's gigantic hands. Itsuka then carefully slides Dylan off her hands as Dylan lands safely on his feet on the road.
"Nice catch Itsuka," Dylan said to Itsuka as Itsuka's hands shrunk back to normal.
"Thanks," Itsuka said to Dylan as Dylan sees Itsuka's hands were cut up.
"Oh god Itsuka, what happened?" Dylan asked Itsuka in concern.
"Mei had on a special spike corset that did this," Itsuka said.
"That would explain it, must be a new baby she made," Dylan said.
"Let's go back to the hotel so I can rest my injured back," Dylan said to the girls as he walk towards the truck.
"Oh, is Mei in the truck?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Yes she is," Nami said.
"Perfect," Dylan said as he and the other girls head back to the truck.
Three hours later, Dylan and the girls were back in the hotel and gathered in the hotel room Dylan was in. During that time, they manage to remove the nets from Mei, Aqua manage to heal Dylan and the girls a little as the back pain was gone from Dylan, while Itsuka's hands were covered in bandages.
"Man, I didn't expect for Hatsume to make that corset, it was like punching a pit of spikes," Itsuka said as Nami finished wrapping Mei's ribs with bandages.
"She's still out?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Yes," Nami said.
"Good, time to get the card out of her," Dylan said as he gets on the bed.
Dylan kneels next to Mei and puts his right hand near Mei's chest. Then his right hand glows a bit as Mei's number appears on her body and disappears four seconds later.
Then, the card floats out of Mei's body and into Dylan's right hand. His right hand stops glowing as Dylan looks at the new card they acquire.
"Mei Hatsume, stars: four, special ability: Zoom, daily income: $130 per day," Dylan said as he read what was on the card.
"What is Zoom?" Nami asked in confusion.
"That's Mei's Quirk, basically she can zoom in on any target she wants, if lucky she can see from five kilometers away," Itsuka said.
"That doesn't sound like a powerful Quirk, in fact she's on the level of Aqua," Nami said.
"Hey," Aqua said angrily to Nami as she heard that.
"Then, why does she have that level?" Nami asked.
"My guess is because she's an inventor and her inventions can cause harm in the right occasions, that's why she has a higher level than expected," Dylan said.
"That might explain it," Itsuka said.
Mei then slowly opens her eyes as her irises change back to green-yellow, with Nami seeing this.
"She's waking up," Nami said as Mei sits up.
Mei then looks over to Itsuka and gets into her face.
"Hey," Mei said to Itsuka.
"Your the girl with the big fists," Mei said to Itsuka.
"Yes, it's me Itsuka Kendo," Itsuka said.
"Holy shit, I thought you disappeared," Mei said to Itsuka as Itsuka backs away a little.
"Nope," Itsuka said.
Mei then sees the other girls as she looked a little confused.
"Who are all of you?" Mei asked the other girls.
"I'm Nami," Nami said.
"I'm Aqua," Aqua said.
"My name is Beth Vanderwood," Beth said.
"And I'm Nefertari Vivi, princess of Alabasta," Vivi said.
"It's nice to meet you," Mei said to the girls.
"This is a nice group," Mei said.
"We have a princess," Mei said as she gets into Vivi's face.
"A magical farm girl," Mei said as she gets into Beth's face.
"And these two fighting beauties right here," Mei said as she gets into Aqua and Nami's faces.
"This is a bit uncomfortable," Aqua said as she felt a little bit uncomfortable.
"Yes it is," Nami said.
Mei then gets out of their faces and sees Dylan in her sights.
"Who's the guy?" Mei asked the girls.
"That's Dylan Riley," Nami said.
"Oh Dylan," Mei said as she crawls over to him.
"I don't think Dylan would like you getting into his face," Nami said to Mei.
"Hey Dylan," Mei said to Dylan as she gets into his face.
Dylan turns his head to the left as he felt uncomfortable.
"So how's it going?" Mei asked Dylan as Dylan remained quiet and uncomfortable.
"Oh the quiet type, I like that," Mei said to Dylan as she backs away from Dylan a little.
Mei then looks over to the girls as she felt something is up.
"What is going on with this group, I feel like it is a harem?" Mei asked the girls.
"How did you know?" Itsuka asked Mei.
"What, this is an actual legit harem?" Mei asked in a surprised tone.
"Yes," Nami said.
"Dylan is travelling around the world, fighting girls, and building up the harem," Aqua said.
"How many girls are in this harem?" Mei asked.
"Seventeen, including you, the others card girls, and four ladies who joined on their own," Nami said to Mei.
"Holy fucking shit, that is one big ass harem," Mei said in an excited tone as she gets into Nami's face.
"Did he have sex with everyone?" Mei asked Nami.
"Not including you, yes," Nami said to Mei.
"Wow," Mei said and then she looks at Dylan.
"You are certainly a busy boy," Mei said to Dylan.
"A little," Dylan said and then he gets off the bed.
Dylan then walks over to the desk and sits on the chair. He then pulls out his iPhone from his front right pocket and turns it on.
Once Dylan gets his phone to the main menu, he goes into the special app and selects the scan feature.
Dylan then sets down the new Mei card and then he starts to scan it. Three seconds later, the scan was complete as he exits the app and puts his phone on sleep mode.
"Perfect, another card for the collection," Dylan said.
"So you get these cards and add them to the phone?" Mei asked to Dylan.
"Yes, we defeat the girls and Dylan gets the cards out of them," Aqua said.
"And you defeated me?" Mei asked Aqua as she gets into her face.
"We all did and your babies did a number on us," Aqua said to Mei and then Mei gets out of Aqua's face.
"Well it proves my babies work, which is weird cause it usually blows up a lot of the time," Mei said.
"So Dylan, what is the daily total now?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Over eighteen hundred dollars a day," Dylan said.
"And that is per week?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"Over twelve thousand, six hundred dollars," Dylan said.
"Awesome," Aqua said in an excited tone.
"We are making some dough," Nami said.
"You make money off of it?" Mei asked Nami.
"Yes, the special app connects to Dylan's bank account, it's a bit complicated to explain," Nami said to Mei.
"Well I like the amount, I could get some equipment to make fantastic babies with," Mei said in an excited tone.
"Hey save some for the rest of us," Aqua said to Mei.
"Oh don't worry I will," Mei said and then she sees Dylan was listening to music as he had his headphones on.
"So did you all fall for his charms or was that the card's doing?" Mei asked the girls.
"With the four that didn't get possessed by the cards, they liked Dylan for his kindness or his love for certain things," Itsuka said.
"While the girls that got possessed by the cards started to develop feelings for him overtime, an amazing side effect from it," Nami said.
"Oh I can't wait to get some cock," Mei said in an excited tone.
"Slow down Mei, when Dylan is ready, you'll get your chance," Nami said to Mei.
"Fine," Mei said.
The rest of the day was spent with Mei talking about her inventions as Dylan was listening away to his music.
Present day…
Dylan shows Robin the new Mei trading card as Robin couldn't believe it.
"I can't believe this inventor did some damage to the girls," Robin said.
"Yeah, her inventions were pretty tough, but Itsuka manage to break it apart," Dylan said.
"Hopefully she can be useful in battles," Bellemere said.
"I think she can," Dylan said.
"Make sure she don't blow house," Shampoo said to Dylan.
"I'll make sure, but this house is pretty tough so I think it can withstand some explosions," Dylan said.
"Glad to be back home?" Juvia asked Dylan.
"Yes I am," Dylan said and then he gets off the couch.
Dylan then walks over to the door of the special room and puts the card, face first, against the scanner. Five seconds later, the scan was complete as the counter goes down to eighty-seven.
"Alright, eighty-seven cards to go," Dylan said.
"Still a long ways to go," Robin said.
"Yes it is," Dylan said as he walks over to his bag.
Dylan then picks up his bag and walks down the hall to his den. Once he was in his den, Dylan closes the door and sets the bag on the floor.
Dylan then walks over to the coffee table and sets the card on it. He then sits on the couch and looks at the card.
"I can't believe I have three U.A. High girls in the harem, that is crazy and awesome at the same time," Dylan said.
"I feel like by a week, Mei will cause an explosion, but I hope it doesn't come to it," Dylan said and then he lays down on the couch.
"I'm glad to be back home and have a new girl with us, this is the life," Dylan said as he relaxes on the couch after a wild trip to get Mei.
Well folks, it seems the harem is getting bigger with each passing battle, but there is still plenty of girls still out there to join and let's just say, it is going to get harder from here. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Cards Collected: 13
Cards Left: 87
Girls in the harem (that were under control by a card): Nami, Aqua, Ristarte, Kinoko Komori, Botan, Nefertari Vivi, Beth Vanderwood, Meredy, Secre Swallowtail, Juvia Lockser, Shampoo, Itsuka Kendo, and Mei Hatsume.
Girls in the harem (that weren't under control by a card): Nico Robin, Lucoa, Bellemere, and Nojiko.
Income: $1810 per day, $50,680-$56,100 per month, and $660,650 for the year.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.