Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
In the living room of the old home, a man looking like Dylan Riley (wearing glasses, dark blue MTV t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) was sitting on the sectional couch in the living room.
"Hey everyone, it is me The Extreme Brony, man it felt long, oh wait is wasn't, it's only been two chapters," Extreme Brony said as he stands off the couch.
"We are very close to the end of the first arc and wow that was a wild ride so far," E.B. said.
"So far, nineteen cards have been collected, twenty-four girls are in the harem, and some dangers are arising," E.B. said.
"This has been wild, we had so many hot sex scenes, some bloody fights, and everything in between," E.B. said.
"But there was a few scenes that were left out, not sex scenes, but just other non-sexual fun scenes," E.B. said.
"So while I busy type out the next chapter of Canadian DxR, please enjoy these never before seen Canadian DxR moments," E.B. said and then he walks into the den to get his iPad Pro.
Chapter 102: DxR Bonus Soup
She Can't Be That Bad (takes place after Lucoa joins the harem)
Nami and Nico Robin were sitting in the living room of the old home as they were trying to find something to watch on TV.
Dylan Riley then walks in as he sees the two ladies watching the TV.
"Hey Dylan, I have something to ask you," Nami said to Dylan.
"Shoot," Dylan said to Nami.
"If you like King of the Hill so much, why do you hate Peggy?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Because Peggy is an ugly, moronic, egotistical, hypocritical, credit hogging, petty, think she's the greatest thing in the world bitch," Dylan said in an angry tone.
"Don't you think that's a bit harsh?" Nico Robin asked Dylan.
"No I'm not, and if you want to see how awful, look at the guide," Dylan said to Nami and Robin as they see there was a marathon of King of the Hill on Adult Swim.
"They are showing Goodbye Normal Jeans, Lupe's Revenge, and Edu-macating Lucky, watch those are try not to lose your shit," Dylan said to Nami and Robin.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch some Junkyard Joust," Dylan said to Nami and Robin as he heads into his den.
"Okay, let's see what we got," Nami said as she flips to Adult Swim.
Ninety minutes later…
"Oh god that was horrible," Nami said as she rubs her temples.
"Yeah Peggy Hill is an unfit mother, she doesn't deserve to have child, I mean if you are jealous of your kid or you hate your niece's kind boyfriend because he is trailer trash, you got issues," Robin said.
"I wish I could break that woman's back hard," Robin said.
"I wish Arlong would kill this bitch than Bellemere," Nami said.
"Dylan you are right, Peggy is the worst woman we have ever seen," Nami said to Dylan.
"I told you," Dylan said to Nami and Robin from his den.
The Joust (takes place after Lucoa joins the harem)
Dylan, Lucoa, Robin, and Nami were in the living room of the old home as they were watching something on Dylan's iPad Pro.
"So this is Junkyard Joust," Nami said as they were watching an episode of Junkyard Joust on YouTube.
"Yep," Dylan said.
"How does it work?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Simple, five or ten teams of five toy cars drive down the ramp and into each other. The only way to get them out is by flipping them on their roof or putting them on their sides," Dylan said.
"So is there a system?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yes, later seasons had qualifying matches where three of the five teams move on to the main event, in the main event has ten teams competing with only three of them moving on to the championship with a wild card competing among the final ten," Dylan said.
"Now I get it," Robin said.
"I can't believe there is a channel on it," Nami said in surprise.
"It's YouTube, there is channels on everything, there is a channel on people shredding stuff," Dylan said.
"How many subscribers does this have?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"A few thousand, but it is climbing and I'm a fan of it, it has Hot Wheels and crashing, a perfect combo," Dylan said.
"You are a unique guy Dylan and we love it," Nami said to Dylan and then she gives a kiss on his left cheek.
"Aww," Dylan said.
"Who is your favorite team?" Robin asked Dylan.
"It's a toss up between Graveyard Smash or Emerald Undercurrent," Dylan said.
"I could see Graveyard Smash, but why Emerald Undercurrent?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Because of Le Melt, that car has taken out a lot of competition," Dylan said as they see the back of Le Melt taking out several cars.
"I see it, a true MVP, now I'm talking about cars," Robin said.
"Welcome to my world," Dylan said to Robin as they continue to watch on.
Money Come, Money Go (takes place after Aqua joins the harem)
Nami and Aqua had finished shopping at the Independent grocery, with Nami pushing a shopping cart full of food.
"Well we got all the food we need," Nami said.
"Can we go to this LCBO Dylan talks about to get some booze?" Aqua asked Nami.
"Nope, we are trying to save money and I don't want you to waste it on booze," Nami said to Aqua as she was disappointed she couldn't spend more money as well.
Aqua then sees a twenty dollar bill on the ground.
"Ooh a twenty," Aqua said as she picks up the bill.
"I can purchase a bottle of liquor," Aqua said and then the bill flies out of her hands and into someone else's hands.
"Ooh a twenty," the guy said as he walks into the Independent.
Aqua then starts to freak out as she starts to whine and cry over this unlucky break, while people around her were watching it.
"Sorry about that everyone, she is just having an off day," Nami said to all the people as she drags Aqua away.
"Damn it Aqua, this is most embarrassing thing ever," Nami thought as she was angry at Aqua for this moment.
Which is Bigger? (takes places after Ristarte joins the harem)
Dylan and Ristarte were sitting at the dining room table at the old home as they were doing a puzzle of numerous emojis.
"You are pretty good at puzzles Dylan," Ristarte said to Dylan.
"Thanks, it gets hard when the colors are the same, and it hurts the eyes if you stare at it too long," Dylan said to Ristarte.
"That's why all the girls are taking time to do this puzzle," Dylan said.
"I see," Ristarte said.
"Hey Dylan baby," Lucoa said to Dylan.
"What is it Lucoa?" Dylan asked Lucoa as Lucoa walks into the dining room, holding a watermelon.
"Which is bigger, my breasts or this watermelon?" Lucoa asked Dylan.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Ristarte asked in shock and a little bit in anger.
"No she isn't," Dylan said as he gets out of the chair he was sitting on.
Dylan then looks at the watermelon and then he looks at Lucoa's clothed breasts.
After a minute, Dylan made up his mind.
"Well, I think your breasts are bigger than this watermelon, but not by much," Dylan said to Lucoa.
"Nice," Lucoa said as she was happy to hear it.
"This group is fucking crazy," Ristarte said as she couldn't believe it.
Aqua then walks up and grabs hold of the watermelon.
"Ooh watermelon," Aqua said and then she starts to eat away at the melon.
"Hey, I was going to share it," Lucoa said.
"Let it go Lucoa, let Aqua have her moment," Dylan said to Lucoa as they watch Aqua eating the watermelon.
Mushroom Pizza (takes place after Kinoko Komori joins the harem)
Nami, Robin, Lucoa, Aqua, and Ristarte were at the dining room table in the old home as Dylan was sitting on the sectional couch in the living room.
"Why isn't Dylan eating with us, he loves pizza?" Nami asked.
"It's because there are mushrooms on it, the only toppings I like on pizza is pepperoni with extra cheese," Dylan said.
"He is a creature of habit," Robin said with a smile on her face.
"Here you go ladies," Kinoko Komori to the girls as she lays out a pizza on the table, which was covered in mushrooms and pepperoni.
"Pizza with some of my unique mushrooms," Kinoko said with a smile on her face.
"Is it safe to eat?" Aqua asked Kinoko in concern.
"Oh yes it is," Kinoko said.
The girls each grab a slice as they were preparing to eat the pizza.
"Here we go," Nami said with nervousness in her voice.
The girls then take a bite of their slices. Then, they felt the horrible taste from the mushrooms on their tastebuds.
The girls then spit out their food and set the slices down.
"Oh god," Nami said.
"It tasted like grade A shit," Ristarte said.
"My tastebuds are dying," Aqua said and then the girls start drinking down anything to get rid of the taste.
"Hey I don't think it is bad," Kinoko said as she continues to eat her slice.
"You should have toast like me," Dylan said to the girls as he bites down on his piece of toast, while everyone was trying to get rid of the horrible taste in their mouths.
Geese Problem (takes place after Botan joins the harem)
Dylan and Botan were outside as they see a pack of Canadian geese walking along the country roads.
"Look at how beautiful these geese are," Dylan said to Botan as they look at the geese.
"You love animals don't you?" Botan asked Dylan.
"Yes I do," Dylan said as Aqua steps out of the old house.
"Wow, look at the ducks," Aqua said as she sees the geese.
"Those are Canadian geese, Aqua," Dylan said to Aqua.
"I have to pet one of them," Aqua said as she runs towards them.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you Aqua," Dylan said to Aqua.
"What's the worse that could happen?" Aqua asked Dylan as she runs towards the geese.
Aqua then stops as she was mere inches away from the geese.
"Hey there geese," Aqua said to the geese as she was about to pet one of them.
Soon, the geese become very angry as they all start to attack Aqua as she was feeling the pain.
"Oh god this is horrible," Aqua said in pain.
"Aqua get away," Botan said to Aqua.
"Yeah, crawl away from the geese," Dylan said to Aqua.
"I'm trying, they hate me for some reason," Aqua said as she was still being attacked by the geese.
A few minutes later, the geese fly away as Dylan and Botan breathed a sigh of relief.
Aqua then returns to Dylan and Botan as she was all scratched up and covered in feathers. She then coughs up three feathers.
"That was horrible," Aqua said in a slightly angry tone.
"How could some geese do that?" Botan asked in shock.
"I try to warn you, Canadian geese are very majestic animals, but are super territorial and will lash out at anyone that gets in their space," Dylan said to Aqua.
"I hate geese," Aqua said in an angry tone as she walks back into the house.
"Hey welcome to Canada," Dylan said to Aqua.
"She is very unlucky," Botan said to Dylan.
"Yeah but I still love her," Dylan said as Botan smiles over the line.
Can a Princess be a Pirate? (takes places after Nefertari Vivi joins the harem)
In the living room of their old home, Dylan and Nefertari Vivi were sitting on the sectional couch, cuddling like a couple.
"Hey Dylan, can you give me an honest answer to a question?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"Sure thing," Dylan said.
"Could I make it as a pirate?" Vivi asked Dylan.
"You want my honest opinion?" Dylan asked Vivi in a serious tone.
"Yes," Vivi said.
"Well I don't think so, you're not much of a fighter, in fact I could see a low level pirate crew defeating you," Dylan said to Vivi.
"Are you serious?" Vivi asked Dylan in a slightly angry tone.
"Yes, I mean you're not on a level of Nami," Dylan said to Vivi.
"Oh come on," Vivi said.
"I rather see you a great leader of Alabasta, or in this case, a member of the harem," Dylan said to Vivi.
"But you still got some skills," Dylan said to Vivi.
"Aw that's all I want to hear," Vivi said and then she gives Dylan a quick kiss on the lips.
"It's nice to have a princess in the harem," Dylan said.
"Yes it is," Vivi said.
Who's the Main Queen? (takes place after Nefertari Vivi joins the harem)
Nami, Robin, Lucoa, Aqua, Ristarte, Kinoko, Botan, and Vivi were gathered in the living room of the old house as they were discussing something important.
"Okay, we know Dylan is the leader," Nami said to the girls as the other girls agreed with her.
"But, who would be his main girl, his second in command?" Nami asked.
"Well I'm a shinigami, and Dylan loves the weird and paranormal, so I should be his main girl," Botan said.
"I should be his main, I was the first goddess to join," Aqua said.
"I was the first goddess to join," Lucoa said.
"Well you don't have your status anymore," Aqua said to Lucoa.
"Well I should be Dylan baby's main girl, he does love dragons after all," Lucoa said.
"I should be Dylan's second in command, I'm a healer and he needs all the healing whenever needed," Ristarte said.
"I think I should be Dylan's main girl, we are both quiet and shy, a perfect combo," Kinoko said.
"I think I should be by Dylan's side, I mean I am a princess after all," Vivi said.
"If anyone should be Dylan's main girl it should be me, I'm mature, smart, and me and him share a love of the dark and disturbed," Robin said.
"True," Botan said.
"You have a good point Robin," Nami said to Robin.
"But if anyone is going to be Dylan's main girl it is me, I gave Dylan his first kiss, we are bonding like a couple, and not to mention, I was the one who popped his cherry," Nami said.
"That's true," Robin said.
"Nothing can top that," Ristarte said.
"Alright, all those in favor of Nami being Dylan's main girl raise your hands," Kinoko said to the girls as everyone (beside Nami) raise their hands.
"Then it's settled," Kinoko said.
"Sweet," Nami said in an excited tone.
Dylan then opens his den door and pokes his head out.
"Hey Dylan great news, we all voted and I'm the main girl of the harem," Nami said to Dylan.
"Oh that's nice, but I love all of you girls equally," Dylan said to the other girls.
"Oh we know," Nami said.
"Good, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to watch a six hour marathon of Killer Kids," Dylan said to the girls as he heads back into his den and closes the door.
"He does love that dark shit," Aqua said.
"He certainly does," Robin said with a smile on her face.
Straw Hats Meets Bellemere (takes place after Bellemere joins the harem)
Dylan and Bellemere were outside The Thousand Sunny as Dylan was going to introduce Bellemere to the other Straw Hat Pirates.
"You ready?" Dylan asked Bellemere.
"I am, but I'm nervous, I am Nami's mom," Bellemere said as she was nervous to meet Nami's friends.
"It will be fine, but they will be shocked, seeing a woman that was dead come back to life will leave them dumbfounded," Dylan said to Bellemere.
"Yeah they will be shocked, and then be confused as hell," Bellemere said.
"Okay here we go," Dylan said and then he knocks on the door a bit.
Fifteen seconds later, the door opens and the one who answered it was Monkey D. Luffy.
"Oh hey Dylan, did you bring any meat?" Luffy asked Dylan.
"Uh no," Dylan said.
Dylan then sees the rest of the Straw Hats (Roronoa Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, Tony Tony Chopper, Franky, and Brook) were in the ship.
"May I come in?" Dylan asked Luffy.
"Oh sure," Luffy said.
Dylan and Bellemere then step inside the Thousand Sunny as Luffy closes the door behind him.
"So Dylan, who is the lovely lady next to you?" Sanji asked Dylan.
"Everyone, this is Bellemere," Dylan said to the crew members as he introduce them to Bellemere.
"Hey," Bellemere said as she waves to them.
"Bellemere, as in Nami's mom?" Usopp asked in shock.
"The same one that got killed by Arlong," Zoro said.
"Yes the same one," Dylan said.
"Ah zombie," Luffy said in a scared tone.
Luffy then picks up a shovel and was ready to swing for the fences.
"Get back in the grave zombie," Luffy said to Bellemere as he was about to bury her alive.
Sanji then runs up and nails Luffy with a very strong kick to the back of the head. The kick sends Luffy face first into the ground.
"You idiot she isn't a zombie," Sanji said in anger to Luffy.
"You aren't are you?" Sanji asked Bellemere.
"Nope," Bellemere said.
"Bellemere basically got a second chance at life, it's a bit confusing and at this point, sanity has long left the building," Dylan said.
"I can't believe I'm meeting Nami-swan's mom and she has the same radiant beauty as her daughter," Sanji said in a loving tone.
"This is Sanji?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said.
Bellemere then nails a vicious roundhouse kick to Sanji's stomach, knocking him back and hitting the wall hard.
Dylan and the other Straw Hats were a bit startled by that action.
"Oh wow, Bellemere-swan just kicked my ass," Sanji said in his usual loving tone.
"That is for the constant hitting on my daughter perv," Bellemere said in anger to Sanji.
"Well she does have Nami's temper," Usopp said.
Bellemere then walks over to Zoro.
"So you are Roronoa Zoro, the man that owes my daughter three hundred thousand berries," Bellemere said to Zoro.
"Her interest rate is three hundred percent, how is that fair," Zoro said in anger.
"I'm not here to talk about that," Bellemere said to Zoro.
"Oh thank god," Zoro said.
"I'm here to talk about the new payment you need to make," Bellemere said to Zoro as she hands him a slip of paper.
"New payment," Zoro said in shock.
"Yeah Nami calculate the exchange rate for Canadian currency and your new payment is thirty thousand dollars," Bellemere said to Zoro as Zoro was trying to keep cool.
"Thirty grand, I'm going to kill Nami," Zoro said through his teeth.
"I'm just the messenger, but you do that to my daughter and one of your swords is going through your skull," Bellemere said to Zoro as the last part was in a threatening manner.
Bellemere then walks over to Usopp as Usopp readies his slingshot.
"Just to let you know, I have an army of two thousand men ready to take you down," Usopp said to Bellemere as on the inside he was scared out of his mind.
"Relax, I'm no longer a marine, I'm not going to arrest you," Bellemere said to Usopp.
"I'm not playing any of your marine games," Usopp said to Bellemere.
Usopp fires off the slingshot as the star hits Bellemere, but it didn't do anything.
Once he realize it didn't effect Bellemere, Usopp runs away in fear over what she could do.
"Huh, I thought you would put up more of a fight," Bellemere said to Usopp.
Bellemere then sees Chopper and picks him up. She then gives him a big hug.
"And you are the fluffy doctor that saved my daughter's life, thank you so much," Bellemere said to Chopper.
"Don't thank me you big dummy, I'm a very serious doctor," Chopper said to Bellemere as he does his happy dance.
"I mean it, you are a smart doctor and to save her life, it impressed the hell out of me," Bellemere said to Chopper.
"Stop being nice you big dummy, you aren't making me happy," Chopper said to Bellemere as he continues to do his happy dance.
Thirty seconds later, Bellemere puts down Chopper and she approaches Franky.
"So you're Bellemere, it is super to meet you," Franky said to Bellemere as Belllemere was confused by Franky's attire.
"Is this what he normally wears?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"Yes, that is what Franky wears all the time," Dylan said.
"Got it," Bellemere said.
"Your daughter is super, you know she once ask me to build a safe for her," Franky said to Bellemere.
"That sounds like my daughter," Bellemere said as Brook approaches her.
"And I know you're Brook," Bellemere said to Brook.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, my heart would be racing, if I had one, skeleton joke," Brook said to Bellemere as Bellemere laughs a little.
"This guy is golden," Bellemere said to Dylan.
"I know right," Dylan said to Bellemere.
"You have raised a wonderful woman," Brook said to Bellemere.
"Thank you," Bellemere said to Brook.
"By the way, can you show me your panties?" Brook asked Bellemere.
Bellemere then responds by grabbing Brook and driving him face down into the ground.
"The fuck is wrong with you by asking me that?" Bellemere asked Brook in a very angry tone as Dylan watches on.
"Huh, I thought that would go way worse, I'm glad it only ended with two knockouts," Dylan said as he observes the craziness around him.
Magical Eating Bet (takes place after Beth Vanderwood joins the harem)
In the Mermaid Heel guild, Nami, Aqua, and Beth Vanderwood gathered around the main area, ready for something.
"You sure this is a good idea?" Beth asked Nami.
"Oh I think it is," Nami said.
"Aqua, I will give fifty bucks if you can eat any magical vegetable Beth can summon," Nami said to Aqua.
"Is it safe to eat?" Aqua asked Beth.
"Yes it is," Beth said.
"Alright then, bring it on," Aqua said.
Beth then summons a squash and hands it to Aqua.
"Okay ready, go," Nami said and then Aqua starts to eat away at the squash.
Aqua felt how horrible the squash taste, but she wanted the money.
After five minutes, Aqua takes the last bite of the squash and swallows it down.
"Yes I did it," Aqua said and then she heard a nasty growl in her stomach.
"Oh god," Aqua said as she felt like she was going to be sick.
"What's the matter Aqua, feeling ill?" Nami asked Aqua.
"Nope, no I'm not," Aqua said as Vivi walks into the main room.
"Hey Nami, can I borrow a dress to wear?" Vivi asked Nami.
Then, Aqua ends up puking right on Vivi as Vivi was covered in this yellow vomit.
Aqua stops vomiting as she sees the mess she made on Vivi and was shocked.
"Oh god," Aqua said in a horrified tone.
"Yes, I don't have to pay Aqua," Nami said in a very happy tone.
"Oh Vivi, I'm so sorry," Aqua said to Vivi as Vivi didn't look happy.
Vivi then flicks Aqua in the forehead as Aqua rubs it in pain.
"I'm going to take a shower," Vivi said and then she heads to the showers.
"That is so priceless," Nami said as she enjoyed that moment.
"Why does this happen to me?" Aqua asked herself as she starts to freak out a bit.
Then, we head back to the living room of the old house with E.B. looking at his iPad Pro.
"Oh hello, did you enjoying those scenes?" E.B. asked the readers.
"Well I can't figure out what to write for the next chapter, I guess this is why so many fanfic writers discontinued their fics," E.B. said.
"But I won't for my masterpiece," E.B. said.
"I'm going to watch some YouTube videos and while that's happening, enjoy this ad," E.B. said.
In the mansion's kitchen, Aqua was looking for something in the freezer to snack on.
"Come on, there is something to eat here," Aqua said as she was looking around a bit.
After a few minutes, Aqua found something to snack on.
"Got it," Aqua said as she pulls out a Cyclone popsicle and closer the freezer.
Aqua then tears open the wrapper and looks at the red and white popsicle.
"Ooh it looks delicious," Aqua said.
Aqua then takes a lick of the popsicle and soon her eyes and sclera turn red and blue.
Aqua then turns into a cyclone of red and blue and was speeding along the mansion. She was knocking over furniture, taking pictures off the walls, tipping over plants, and even knocking down several girls in the harem.
A few minutes later, Aqua stops as she turned back to normal, her hair a mess and everything was a mess.
"Oh god that was good," Aqua said as she was standing in the living room.
Soon enough, all the girls in the harem were in the living room and gathered around Aqua, looking a bit messy and they were mad at hell at her.
"Umm popsicle," Aqua said nervously to the other girls as they were not interested.
"POPSICLE! HO-HO!" the logo for the product said as it was transitioned to the logo.
"From Good Humor," E.B. said.
Then, it transitions back to the living room of the old home as E.B. was watching something on his iPad Pro.
"Oh hi, well I ended up not getting more done and started watching Turkey Tom's video on Derek Savage, damn I feel like every fanfic writer ever," E.B. said as he goes back to Pages.
"Now while I try to type something out, please enjoy some more deleted scenes," E.B. said.
Big Bad Wolfy (takes place after Meredy joins the harem)
In the backyard of the Mermaid Heel guild, Dylan and Meredy were out as Meredy was looking at a rabbit.
With her Wolfy plushie in her hands, Meredy holds it up close to her face and was close to the rabbit.
"Roar," Meredy said to the bunny hoping to scare it, but it wasn't working.
"Roar, roar, roar," Meredy said to the bunny as the bunny was standing still, twitching his nose.
Meredy then lowers Wolfy as she looks upset.
"I guess these rabbits aren't afraid of Wolfy," Meredy said as Dylan approaches her.
"Rabbits are used to wolves, and seeing a plush wolf isn't going to scare them," Dylan said.
"But you're cute when you do those roars," Dylan said to Meredy as she blushes a little.
"Oh Dylan," Meredy said to Dylan as she loved that compliment.
Then, Dylan and Meredy look over to see Aqua giving another rabbit a carrot as the rabbit was eating it.
"It is so beautiful," Aqua said.
Aqua then turns around to see a dozen and a half rabbits before her, looking mad over Aqua giving a rabbit a carrot.
"Aw, do you all want carrots as well?" Aqua asked the rabbits.
Then, the rabbits jump onto Aqua and drops her to the ground. Aqua was screaming in pain as the rabbits were attacking her (some how).
"Help, I'm being attacked by cute fluff balls," Aqua said.
"She is very unlucky," Meredy said to Dylan.
"Yeah I love Aqua, but she can be a bit unlucky," Dylan said.
"Let's go and help her," Dylan said to Meredy as they help Aqua out in this situation.
Fun Size (takes place after Secre Swallowtail joins the harem)
The girls in Dylan's harem were hanging around in the main room of the Mermaid Heel guild as Secre looks at the other women, feeling a bit insecure about her short stature.
"What's the matter Secre?" Nami asked Secre.
"I'm upset because I'm the shortest one here," Secre said.
"Hey Kinoko is around your height," Nami said to Secre.
"But she is barely taller than me," Secre said.
"Well there is one thing I think you'll like," Nami said.
"What is it?" Secre asked Nami.
"You'll see," Nami said to Secre.
"Hey Dylan, can you come here," Nami said to Dylan as Dylan runs out of his bedroom.
"What is it Nami?" Dylan asked Nami as he approaches the women.
"I was hoping you can give Secre here a piggyback ride," Nami said to Dylan.
"Well she is small enough, it's just what Secre wants," Dylan said.
"What do you say Secre?" Nami asked Secre.
"Well it would be fun," Secre said as she was trying not to get too excited.
"Alright then, hop on Secre," Dylan said to Secre.
Secre then hops onto Dylan's back as she wraps her arms around Dylan's chest and her legs around Dylan's waist.
Dylan then walks around the room as Secre was enjoying the view, while the girls were watching on.
"I think Secre is enjoying herself," Kinoko said.
"Yeah being on Dylan's back, carried around, any girl would love it," Botan said.
After walking around for five minutes, Dylan stops as Secre let go of Dylan and lands on the floor.
"Now that was fun," Secre said.
"Don't expect it a lot, I'm not used to it," Dylan said to Secre.
"Got it, but it was still fun," Secre said and then she gives Dylan a quick kiss on his left cheek.
"I think she forgot about the fact she is the shortest one among the harem," Aqua said quietly.
"Yeah with the fun she is going to have, she will forget about any problem she has with her height," Nami said.
I Love Water (takes place after Juvia Lockser joins the harem)
It was nighttime as in the backyard of the Mermaid Heel guild, Dylan was sitting on the grass with Juvia, enjoying some one on one time with each other.
"So Dylan, want to see a trick?" Juvia asked Dylan.
"Oh yes please," Dylan said.
Juvia then lifts her arms up a little as a ball of water floats over to her. She then moves the ball around a bit to take shape a bit.
Using her impressive skills, Juvia turns the water ball into various shapes, including a skull, a tiki head, a snake, a Ford GT, an electric guitar, and a nine tailed fox.
After five minutes, Juvia lowers her arms as the water disappears.
"What do you think Dylan?" Juvia asked Dylan.
"That is impressive, you got such a great powerful gift Juvia," Dylan said to Juvia as Juvia looks away from her.
"What's the matter?" Dylan asked Juvia as he felt concerned.
"It's just, Juvia hasn't gotten compliments like that from others," Juvia said.
"You just haven't met the perfect person to do it," Dylan said to Juvia.
"I like Gray, but he and the others guys are idiots to not be with you, they are missing out on a sexy girl with amazing water abilities," Dylan said to Juvia.
"Oh Dylan," Juvia said to Dylan as she was flattered by Dylan's words.
Juvia then gives Dylan a soft hug as Dylan returns it.
"Juvia loves you so much," Juvia said to Dylan.
"I love you to Juvia," Dylan said to Juvia.
Meanwhile, the other girls were watching this interaction and loving it.
"Dylan is so sweet with Juvia," Nami said.
"Juvia needed the right guy to be with and she found it," Meredy said.
"Hopefully her obsessiveness will tone down a bit," Nami said.
"If it doesn't, I'll handle her," Aqua said as she holds a hammer in her hands.
"We're not resorting to violence Aqua," Nami said to Aqua.
"Damn it," Aqua said in anger.
"I think we got a keeper," Kinoko said.
"Oh yes we have," Nami said as they continue to watch Dylan interact with Juvia.
Tattooing It Up (takes place after Juvia Lockser joins the harem)
In a tattoo shop in downtown Ottawa, Beth, Meredy, and Juvia were in there, getting some ink on their bodies. Juvia was busy getting her tattoo and was groaning in pain.
"Oh god, this hurts," Juvia said in pain as the tattoo needle was on her skin.
"Just try to focus on something else Juvia," Beth said as she and Meredy were in the waiting room.
"I'm glad Robin hooked us up with some ink, but it sounds painful," Beth said.
"We needed something to replace our guild marks and this is the best way," Meredy said.
"Dylan is going to be so stoked to see it," Beth said in an excited tone.
"Yes he will," Meredy said.
An hour later, Juvia comes out as wrap was covering her new ink.
"Oh that was horrible, what kind of people would get this?" Juvia asked as she sits next to Beth.
"A lot, I know there is a ton of people that have gotten tattoos," Meredy said.
"Yeah, it's mostly athletes or criminals," Beth said.
"Next," the tattoo artist said from his studio.
Beth and Meredy then play rock, paper, scissors to determine who would go next. Meredy went for paper and Beth went for rock.
"I won," Meredy said.
Beth then shakes off the nerves as she gets off the chair and heads to the tattoo artist's studio.
"Enjoy it?" Meredy asked Juvia as Juvia didn't look happy about it.
"I'll be quiet," Meredy said as she looks through a magazine she was reading.
"Hmm, it would be awesome to get inked by someone like Roman Abrego," Meredy said as she waits for Beth to finish to get her ink.
Outfit Choices (takes place after Juvia Lockser joins the harem)
The girls in Dylan's harem were just hanging around in the main room of the Mermaid Heel guild.
"You know I'm thinking, if we are in a harem, why don't we have special outfits," Nami said.
"Because we don't want to stand out further in this world," Kinoko said.
"I agree with Kinoko on this one," Bellemere said.
"Come on, I want to try it," Nami said.
"I can give it a shot," Vivi said.
All the other girls agreed as they went on with this.
The first set of outfits they try on were these dancing girl outfits (similar to the ones Nami and Vivi wore in Alabasta).
"This is ridiculous," Botan said.
"I don't know, I like it a lot," Lucoa said.
"Juvia isn't comfortable with showing this much skin," Juvia said as she felt uncomfortable.
Then, they try on the second set of outfits, which were these high school uniforms similar to the ones Dylan wore (which were either a green or black short or long sleeved shirt, black or khaki dress pants or shorts or a plaid skirt, and some white knee-high socks).
"These are the uniforms the girls in Dylan's school wore?" Kinoko asked Nami.
"Yes," Nami said.
"Leaves a little to the imagination when they have on these skirts," Aqua said.
"I like the pants, I which high schools had these options for the girls," Botan said.
"It's okay, but I don't think we want to be confused for high school students," Secre said.
"Okay we got another option," Nami said.
Then the girls switch into the third set of outfits, which consisted of a t-shirt (in various colors) with each girl's name on the back, black shorts (which were knee-length or thigh-length), and knee-high socks.
"Weird outfit choice," Ristarte said.
"I like this athletic look," Bellemere said.
"Yeah I enjoy this look as well," Robin said.
"I don't," Aqua said.
"Me neither," Vivi said.
"Okay next set," Nami said.
Then, the girls try on the fourth outfit set, which consisted of plaid shirts or denim overalls, blue jeans, cap or bandanas, even some boots.
"I love this country look," Beth said.
"Juvia loves it since Dylan is from the country," Juvia said.
"I feel like a redneck wearing this," Aqua said.
"I feel like I want to go into the woods and chug a cooler full of tall beer cans," Vivi said.
"I look like I'm ready to pull tractors and jump in the mud," Ristarte said.
"Okay, one more," Nami said.
Then, the girls switch into their final outfit set, which consisted of Playboy like bunny suits.
"Okay, this is degrading," Meredy said.
"I like it," Lucoa said.
"Me too," Kinoko said.
"Well I don't think I can pull it off," Secre said.
"It's a bit too much on my end," Vivi said.
Soon, the girls changed out of the bunny suits and were in their casual outfits.
"Well that was a waste of time," Ristarte said.
"Yeah it didn't really led to anything," Aqua said.
"Yeah, maybe it wasn't the right thing to do," Nami said.
Then, Dylan walks into the guild as Nami looks at him.
"Hey Dylan, we decided to stick to the outfits you get us," Nami said to Dylan.
"Oh that's good," Dylan said as that was weird thing to hear.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch some Battlebots," Dylan said to the girls as he heads into his room.
"He does have his routine," Juvia said.
"Yes he does," Nami said.
Who Do You Want to Get Tattooed? (takes after Nojiko joins the harem)
Nojiko was in the living room of the new mansion, sitting on the couch as she was flipping through Dylan's Freshly Inked magazines.
"Ooh these are some nice tattoos," Nojiko said as Dylan approaches her.
"I see you are into my magazines," Dylan said to Nojiko.
"Yes," Nojiko said.
"I know you don't want a tattoo, but if you do, who would you want to tattoo you?" Nojiko asked Dylan.
"My tops are Jime Litewalk, Steve Teft, Craig Foster, 'Creepy' Jason, Kelly Doty, Cleen Rock One, Shane O'Neill, Nikko Hurtado, Paul Acker, and Ryan Ashley," Dylan said.
"Anyone you don't want to get inked by?" Nojiko asked Dylan.
"Josh Payne, Joshua Hibbard, Cam Phol, Emily Elegado, Bili Vegas, and St. Marq," Dylan said.
"They are that bad?" Nojiko asked Dylan.
"Personality wise, yes," Dylan said.
"Well I'm just glad someone is also into the art of tattooing just like me," Dylan said and then he walks away.
"He's right, these tattoos are lit, I wouldn't mind getting inked by this Mike Rubendall, that would be something," Nojiko said as she continues to flip through the magazine.
Cat met Catgirl (takes place after Nojiko joins the harem)
Dylan, Itsuka Kendo, and Aqua were standing in front of the doors at the Mermaid Heel guild as he holds Shampoo (in her cat form) in his arms.
"This is where you stayed before the mansion?" Itsuka asked Dylan.
"Yes, hopefully the Mermaid Heel guild girls will be here," Dylan said.
"Can you please knock on the door, I got my hands full?" Dylan asked Itsuka.
"Okay," Itsuka said and then she knocks on the door a few times.
"I hope they are here," Aqua said.
Twenty seconds later, the door opens and the one to answer it was Millianna.
"Oh hey, Dylan, Aqua," Millianna said to Dylan and Aqua in a happy tone.
"Hey Millianna," Dylan said to Millianna.
"Hi," Aqua said.
"Who is your friend?" Millianna asked Dylan as she looks at Itsuka.
"Itsuka Kendo," Itsuka said.
"Nice to meet you," Millianna said to Itsuka.
Millianna then sees Shampoo as her eyes light up like a lightbulb.
"Oh my god, who is this furry friend?" Millianna asked Dylan in a happy tone.
"This is Shampoo and she is unique, she turns into a cat when cold water hits her and turns back to a human when warm water hits her," Dylan said.
"Oh she's adorable," Millianna said.
"Can I hold her?" Millianna asked Dylan.
"Sure," Dylan said.
Dylan then hands Shampoo to Millianna as Millianna holds Shampoo in her arms.
"Now be nice," Dylan said to Shampoo.
Millianna then pets Shampoo as Shampoo purrs over the touch.
"Aw she's so cute when she purrs like that," Millianna said.
"Come in," Millianna said to Dylan, Aqua, and Itsuka as they walk into the guild and Dylan closes the door soon after.
Fifteen minutes later, Dylan, Aqua, and Itsuka were watching Millianna lay on her back, while Shampoo's paws were gently walking along Millianna's stomach.
"Aw you are such a cute kitty, a very good kitty with soft fur," Millianna cooed to Shampoo.
"She really loves cats," Itsuka said.
"Yes she does," Dylan said.
"I have been in her room and she has a lot of cat plushies, a lot of them," Aqua said.
Over the course of the time, Shampoo was clawing at a scratch post, she was trying to catch a toy mouse that Millianna was moving up and down, and getting petted on the belly by Millianna.
A few hours later, Shampoo was walking as Millianna wanted to do more.
"Got anything fun for Shampoo to do?" Millianna asked Dylan as she was on her feet.
"I did buy something," Dylan said as he pulls out a laser pointer from his front right pocket.
Dylan then turns on the laser as a red dot was on the ground, while Shampoo was trying to get it.
Dylan then moves around the pointer some more as Shampoo was trying to get the dot.
"Cool," Millianna said.
"Yeah, cats love to try and get a dot," Dylan said.
"Can I try it?" Millianna asked Dylan.
"Knock yourself out," Dylan said to Millianna as he hands her the pointer.
Millianna then moves the pointer around as Shampoo was trying to get the dot.
"Oh I love this pointer so much," Millianna said.
Then, Millianna accidentally points the dot at Aqua's forehead as Shampoo jumps towards Aqua.
"Oh crap," Aqua said.
Shampoo then jumps onto Shampoo's face and knocks Aqua flat on her back.
"Oops, sorry Aqua," Millianna said to Aqua.
"That I expected," Dylan said.
"Man Aqua is pretty unlucky," Itsuka said.
"At least it was Shampoo and not a big tiger," Dylan said.
"True," Itsuka said as Aqua was not too happy with it.
"Why is it always me," Aqua complained after getting attacked by Shampoo.
Wild Cronenberg (takes place after Mei Hatsume joins the harem)
In her workshop, Mei Hatsume was ready to present her latest invention to Nami, Robin, Bellemere, Secre, and Botan.
"Ladies, let me present to you my latest baby," Mei said to the women as she pulls out this white portal gun (similar to the one Rick Sanchez has).
"Is that a gun?" Nami asked Mei.
"It looks like that portal gun from Rick and Morty," Robin said.
"Correct Robin, this is my take on Rick's portal gun," Mei said to Robin.
"With this, we can go to any dimension we want," Mei said to the women.
"Is it safe?" Botan asked Mei in concern.
"After tweaking it a bit, I think it is good to go," Mei said.
Mei then pulls the trigger as a purple portal appears before them.
"Holy shit," Bellemere said in shock.
"It worked," Nami said in disbelief.
"Never doubt my babies," Mei said to the women.
Then, these weird peach color blob with brown hair on top of it's body, buggy eyes, and four sharp claws comes out of it as most of the girls (minus Robin and Secre) were scared over the sight.
"Oh my god, Nami, Robin, Secre, Bellemere, Botan, Mei, it's me," the blob said to the women.
"Oh fucking god," Bellemere said in horror.
"Kill it with fire," Nami said as she was scared out of her mind.
"But it's me, Dy-," the blob said and then Robin and Bellemere start to attack the blob with an axe and shovel.
After a few minutes, Robin and Bellemere drop the weapons as the blob was dead and blood was pouring out of it's wound.
"What the hell was that thing?" Secre asked as Mei pulls the trigger as the portal disappears.
"I have no idea," Mei said.
Dylan then rushes into the workshop to see what was going on.
"What happened I heard panicking?" Dylan asked the women in concern.
"That thing came out of a portal," Nami said as she points to the blob.
"What portal?" Dylan asked in confusion.
"The portal from this," Mei said as she showed Dylan the portal gun.
"Is that a Rick Sanchez portal gun?" Dylan asked Mei.
"Yes, I heard you love Rick and Morty so much, so I dabbled around and created this, and it worked so well," Mei said to Dylan.
"Oh Mei, that is amazing," Dylan said to Mei in an excited tone.
"You mean it?" Mei asked Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said.
"Aw thanks for saying it," Mei said to Dylan.
Dylan then looks at the dead thing, trying to figure out what it is.
"I don't know what it is, but he know us," Nami said as Dylan looks through his iPhone.
"Did it look like these?" Dylan asked the girls as he showed them these Cronenberg creatures from Rick and Morty.
"Yeah somewhere along those lines," Nami said as Dylan realize what it was.
"Oh my god, that was a Cronenberg version of me," Dylan said in shock as he puts his phone away.
"Cronenberg?" Bellemere asked Dylan in confusion.
"As in David Cronenberg, director of The Fly, Scanners, Videodrome," Dylan said.
"Never heard of him," Secre said.
"I need to see one of those films, they look awesome," Dylan said.
"What do we do with this?" Nami asked as she looks at the dead Cronenberg version of Dylan.
"I'll take care of it," Robin said as she drags the dead Cronenberg out of the workshop.
"I don't want to know," Nami said.
"Me neither," Mei said as she works on the portal gun.
"Hopefully it's not too messy," Dylan said.
No One Catches Aqua (takes place after Karui joins the harem)
In the dining room of the mansion, Karui was sitting down, listening to some music on Dylan's iPhone, while she had headphones on.
Dylan then steps into the dining room and walks over to Karui.
"Loving my music?" Dylan asked Karui as Karui removes the headphones.
"Yes I do," Karui said.
"What's your favorite type of music?" Dylan asked Karui.
"Mainly hip hop and rap," Karui said.
"Nice choice," Dylan said.
Then, Aqua races into the dining room with Nami behind her as Nami looked pissed.
"Aqua, you useless water priestess," Nami said in anger to Aqua.
"What happened?" Dylan asked Aqua.
"Oh I took a bottle of booze from her bedroom and drink it," Aqua said as she pulls out a bottle of chloroform and a cloth.
"That explains it," Dylan said.
"I'm going to kick your ass," Nami said in anger to Aqua.
Aqua splashes the cloth in chloroform and sniffs it.
"You wouldn't hurt an unconscious priestess," Aqua said to Nami and then she faints onto the ground.
Dylan then starts to laugh a bit over what Aqua did.
"Oh my god, Aqua went with the chloroform knockout to herself, a classic Dale Gribble move," Dylan said.
Nami then kicks Aqua as Aqua rests on her left side. She then shakes her head in disappointment and leaves the dining room.
"Is this normal?" Karui asked Dylan.
"Yes, but you'll get used to it," Dylan said to Karui.
"Got it," Karui said as Dylan leaves the dining room.
"Hopefully this isn't a daily occurrence," Karui said as she puts back on the headphones and continues to listen to the music.
Back in the living room of the old home, E.B. was still having a hard time writing for the next chapter.
"Oh hi, as you can see, I'm still having a fucking hard time writing this chapter," E.B. said.
"I tried watching YouTube videos and reading fanfics to get the mind going, but nothing," E.B. said.
"While I struggle, enjoy this other ad," E.B. said as he was struggling to write anything.
In the Fairy Tail guild, Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fullbuster, Elfman Strauss, Laxus Dreyar, and Gajeel Redfox were watching a large lacrima in the background, while in the foreground Dylan was standing at a table with this appliance on it. Soon, Dylan was ready to speak.
"Hey folks, Dylan Riley here with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper," Dylan said as Natsu approaches him.
"Hey Dylan, how does it work?" Natsu asked Dylan.
"It's simple Natsu, you just plug it in," Dylan said to Natsu as he plugs the cord into the outlet.
"Open up the butter packet," Dylan said and then he picks up the packet.
Dylan then tries to open up the packet, but having a very difficult time.
"Come on," Dylan said as he trying so hard to open it.
After thirty seconds, Dylan gives up his attempt.
"It didn't work, can we try a different packet," Dylan said to people offscreen.
Take 2.
"Hey folks, Dylan Riley here with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper," Dylan said as Natsu approaches him.
"Hey Dylan, how does it work?" Natsu asked Dylan.
"It's simple Natsu, you just plug it in," Dylan said to Natsu as he plugs the cord into the outlet.
"Open up the butter packet," Dylan said and then he picks up the packet.
Dylan tries to open up the packet again, but just like the first time, he was having a very difficult time with it.
After fifteen seconds, Dylan gives up.
"You know I beat Gray and Chōji, I shouldn't let a fucking butter packet beat me," Dylan said to the people offscreen as he was trying to control his anger.
Take 3.
"Get the butter packet open or what," Dylan said through his anger trying to get the butter packet open as Natsu watches on, trying not to laugh.
"This is utter bullshit," Dylan said in anger and then he starts to slam the butter packet onto the table.
Dylan then slams the butter packet on the floor and starts stomping at it, still being unopened.
Take 4.
"Hey Dylan, how does it work?" Natsu asked Dylan.
"It's simple Natsu, you just plug it in," Dylan said to Natsu as he plugs the cord into the outlet.
When Dylan plugged the cord in the outlet, his right arm gets violently electrocuted as he screeches in pain.
Eight seconds later, Dylan lets go as his right arm was blackened and burned.
"I can smell my arm flesh cooking, it's like I have been napalmed," Dylan said in intense pain as Natsu was a bit concerned.
"Put some butter on it," Natsu said to Dylan as this made Dylan mad.
"I can't put some butter on it, I can't get this fucking pack open," Dylan said in anger to Natsu as he picks up the butter packet.
"Asswipe," Dylan said to Natsu as he throws the butter packet in Natsu's face, knocking him back a tiny bit.
Take 5.
"I just want to get this fucking thing done and when I found out who booked me on this shit, I'm going to kick them in the ass," Dylan said in anger to the people offscreen as his right arm was still burned.
"Hey folks, Dylan Riley here with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper," Dylan said in a now calming tone as Natsu approaches him.
"It's simple Natsu," Dylan said.
"I didn't say anything," Natsu said.
"Go fuck yourself," Dylan said in anger to Natsu.
Take 6.
"Hey Dylan, how does it work?" Natsu asked Dylan.
"It's simple Natsu, you just plug it in," Dylan said to Natsu as he picks up the cord.
"Go on do it," Dylan said to Natsu.
Natsu takes the cord and was ready to plug in it. Once it was plugged in, Dylan and Natsu step back as nothing happened.
"Open up the butter packet," Dylan said as he picks up the butter packet.
Dylan then hands Natsu the butter pocket. Natsu then opens the butter packet as Dylan was not in a good mood after that.
"Pour it in," Dylan said as Natsu opens the top of the maker.
Natsu pours butter in the maker and after the packet was empty, he closes the lid.
"And in ten seconds, you have hot fresh buttery popcorn you can share with the whole gang, hey let's eat," Dylan said as the popcorn was popping.
Dylan then looks at the maker as it was full of fresh popped popcorn.
"Man I don't like popcorn, but it looks good," Dylan said.
Dylan then opens the lid and gets blasted with hot steam.
"AHHH," Dylan screamed in pain and then he closes the lid.
"It's melting," Dylan said in pain and anger and then he looks at the others.
"What's so funny guys, don't want a face full of hot buttery popcorn," Dylan said in anger to the others.
Dylan then grabs onto the handles of the maker and felt it was burning hot. He then let go and freaks out a bit, stumbling around as well.
Take 7.
Dylan, whose hands were covered in bandages and his face was red, was holding a pen and looking at a screen.
"Now you see here you got popcorn maker and the cord that can electrocute you," Dylan said as he draws on the screen as he was pretty explaining the maker like it was a football play.
"Then you got the butter packet which can't be fucking open, and then you pour it into the machine," Dylan said.
"Once it is done you can share the popcorn with your a-hole friends who haven't got burned by that fucking health hazard," Dylan said as he circles the friends on the screen, trying not to blow his top.
"And then you can eat it or drop in the couch, and that's fine because it doesn't smell and you don't know it's in there because hey it's popcorn," Dylan said and then he growls in anger and slams the pen down.
"The Quick Pop Popcorn Popper, John Madden and Dylan Riley couldn't figure out, but you certainly will, enjoy," the announcer said as they zoom out of the popper.
Then we head back into the living room of the old house as E.B. was typing away on his iPad Pro.
"Hey I have finally got some stuff and while I do that, keep enjoying this scenes," E.B. said as he continues to type away.
What is Duelling? (takes place after Téa Gardner joins the harem)
In the living room, Téa Gardner was standing before Robin, Aqua, Lucoa, and Itsuka to explain the rules of duelling.
"Okay you girls want to know about duel monsters?" Téa asked the women.
"Yes," Aqua said.
"Okay, let me explain," Téa said.
Then Téa explains about the rules of duelling, including magic and trap cards, effect cards, and other cards.
After a two and a half hours, Téa stops as the girls were confused as hell over the discussion.
"So, is that clear?" Téa asked the girls.
"I'm not sure," Aqua said.
"I'm still stuck on fusion summoning," Itsuka said.
"I'm smart, but this game is complex as hell," Robin said.
"Okay, I'll explain again, but this time pay attention," Téa said to the girls as the girls groan over it.
Téa then starts to explain the rules again as the girls were not happy about it.
"I regret this decision," Lucoa said.
"Me too," Itsuka, Robin, and Aqua said.
Challenge Binge (takes place after Mina Ashido joins the harem)
In the living room of the mansion, Dylan, Mina Ashido, Nami, Robin, Itsuka, and Karui were sitting on the sectional, watching The Challenge. They decided to see why Dylan liked this show so much and watch with him, they were now watching Rivals 2.
"I don't see why Dylan like this show," Nami said.
"All I have seen is fighting, racism, and just drunken behavior," Karui said.
"The dailies and elimination challenges are fucking nuts, the facts the injuries are minimal is amazing," Itsuka said.
"I mean if Dylan likes it, then it's fine with him," Robin said.
Then, the girls look to see Dylan with his hands over his face and his glasses off.
"Uh what's the matter Dylan?" Itsuka asked Dylan.
"Still pissed over Camila winning, because I would knock every single tooth out of her racist Brazilian mouth," Karui said to Dylan.
Dylan moves his hands off his face as tears were coming down his eyes.
"Oh my god Dylan, your crying," Nami said to Dylan in shock.
"Sorry about that, I'm not a real emotional person," Dylan said as he wipes the tears from his eyes.
"What's the matter?" Itsuka asked Dylan.
"Oh seeing CT and Diem together always tugs at my heartstrings, they are awesome together," Dylan said.
"CT, the same guy who punches people," Nami said.
"Yes," Dylan said.
"They do seem great together," Robin said.
"Yeah CT was Diem's rock, he gave her the strength and she helped him cool down a bit," Dylan said.
"What happened?" Nami asked Dylan.
"During filming of Battle of the Exes 2, Diem collapsed and was rushed to a hospital, CT pretty much never left her side," Dylan said.
"A few months after filming, Diem passed away after a long battle with ovarian cancer," Dylan said.
"Oh damn," Nami said as all the girls felt bad after hearing it.
"How old was she?" Itsuka asked Dylan.
"Thirty-four," Dylan said.
"Aw to die that young, that hurts," Itsuka said.
"Yeah, it's still hard for CT to talk about her, when he tried to talk about her, he choked up and left the interview room," Dylan said.
"She must have been special to him if he still is in pain over it," Robin said.
"Yeah, if it wasn't for her, I think he would be dead or in prison," Dylan said.
"I bet she's looking down on him, smiling at how far he comes," Nami said.
"Yes she is," Dylan said as Mina was crying and sobbing as well.
"You like CT and Diem to Mina?" Dylan asked Mina as Mina sobs a bit.
"Oh yes, they are so beautiful together, why did they break up and she had to die," Mina said and then she blows her nose into a tissue.
"Life isn't far sometimes," Dylan said.
"So when is Exes 2?" Itsuka asked Dylan.
"It's two seasons after that," Dylan said.
"Yeah I don't think we can handle that heartbreak," Itsuka said.
"And beside, this show is not our taste," Nami said as she, Robin, Itsuka, and Karui get off the couch and leave the living room.
"I'm staying, just to see what else is going to happen," Mina said.
"Okay just a heads up, it gets very heated," Dylan said to Mina.
"I can handle it," Mina said as she and Dylan continue to watch The Challenge.
Best Ass (takes place after Mina Ashido joins the harem)
In the mansion's living room, the girls were gathered around as Mina had something on her mind.
"I was wondering, who has the best ass?" Mina asked the girls.
"You can't be serious," Nami said to Mina as this was ridiculous.
"I am, I mean we know Lucoa has the best rack," Mina said.
"It's true," Lucoa said.
"But I want to see who has got the best ass," Mina said.
"I agree with Ashido, I want to see who has got the best ass," Mei said.
"Well I'm not judging," Nami said.
"I will," Mei said in an excited tone.
After looking at the girls, Mei decided that Lucoa, Juvia, Aqua, and Mina were in the running for best ass.
Mei then examines Lucoa's clothed ass by squeezing and looking at it closely.
"This is fucking ridiculous," Nami said in anger.
"It's not that ridiculous," Vivi said.
Mei then looks over to Aqua's clothed ass as she squeezes and looks at it as well.
Now it was Juvia's turn as Mei squeezes Juvia's clothed ass as Juvia was trying to keep her composure.
Finally it was Mina's turn as Mei squeezes and looks at Mina's clothed ass as Mina had a smile on her face.
After looking at Mina's clothed ass, Mei was thinking over who had the best ass in the harem.
After five minutes of thinking, Mei had gotten her answer.
"After close examination, I have decided that Juvia Lockser has got the best ass in the harem," Mei said as Juvia was in shock and excitement.
"Really?" Juvia asked Mei.
"Yes, it was very close, but your bubble butt edged out a bit," Mei said to Juvia.
"Yes, it is Juvia's honor to have the best ass in the harem," Juvia said.
"Congrats Juvia," Mina said to Juvia in a happy tone.
"Yeah way to go Juvia," Lucoa said to Juvia.
Then, Dylan opens the front door as he sees all the talk about Juvia being the best ass in the harem.
"I love these girls, but man they can be crazy," Dylan thought.
"I'm going back out for some more walking," Dylan thought as he leaves the mansion and quietly closes the door behind him.
Punishment Time (takes place after Fujiko Mine joins the harem)
In the Fairy Tail guild, the girls in Dylan's harem were cleaning up and serving the guild members after the whole thief competition debacle.
"I can't believe we have to serve the guild after that whole best thief competition," Secre said.
"You know this is your fault," Nojiko said to Fujiko Mine.
"I know, you don't have to remind me," Fujiko said to Nojiko.
"At least you're not dressed like this," Juvia said as while the other girls were dressed in normal clothing, she was dressed in a blue Playboy bunny outfit.
"Wow Juvia, you can pull off the look so well," Romeo Conbolt said to Juvia.
"Thanks," Juvia said to Romeo as she was embarrassed.
"Hey, where is Dylan?" Natsu asked the girls.
"He's helping some other friends," Beth said.
Over at the Thousand Sunny, Dylan had finished washing his hands as he was preparing to cook a recipe. He sees all the ingredients were out as he was ready for it.
"Okay Dylan you can do it, you're no Bobby Flay, but you can be a Jason Santos," Dylan said to himself as Sanji rolls in something covered in a tarp.
"Here's your protein," Sanji said to Dylan as he removes the tarp.
What Dylan sees is a large fish in a tank with some very sharp teeth and an angry look in his eyes.
"You might want to be careful, these fishes I got before coming here is very hostile," Sanji said to Dylan as he walks away.
"Okay," Dylan said as he picks up two butcher knives.
The fish then hops out of the tank and starts to attack all over Dylan.
"Oh my god, this fish is like whatever Blue's piranha, it's scratching at my face," Dylan said in pain.
"That's what you get for stealing from us," Sanji said to Dylan.
"I'm sorry, I wasn't even a part of it," Dylan said to Sanji.
"Should we help him?" Chopper asked.
"Give him a few more minutes, then I'll help him," Luffy said as Dylan continues to fight off the fish.
Bye Bye Barn (takes place after Videl joins the harem)
Dylan and the girls just got home from Brazil with Videl as Dylan sees the barn was gone.
"Um, what happened to the barn?" Dylan asked as the other girls point to Aqua.
"Of course," Dylan said as he wasn't surprised.
"Are you upset?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"A little, but we didn't use it that much, so it's not a big loss," Dylan said.
"So what happened with the wood?" Dylan asked the girls.
"We put it behind the garage, we might add an extra space for some wild escapades until that secret room is open," Robin said.
"Nice," Dylan said in an excited tone.
"I'm glad you're taken it well," Robin said to Dylan.
"Well it's not a big loss, but I'm glad you are all okay," Dylan said to the girls.
"Aww," the girls said as they like what Dylan said.
"I wonder what the room is going to look like?" Aqua asked.
"Hopefully something cool," Dylan said.
"Well you will all like it," Robin said to the others.
"Sweet," Dylan said as he was excited to see that future sex space.
The Rick and Morty Problem (takes place after Videl joins the harem)
In the mansion's living room, Dylan, Robin, and Juvia were sitting on the sectional watching Rick and Morty. Juvia was cuddling next to Dylan as they were watching the "Never Ricking Morty" episode.
"Juvia doesn't understand," Juvia said.
"What don't you understand?" Dylan asked Juvia.
"Everything, the train, the Story Lord, the fact that someone is called The Tickets Please Guy," Juvia said.
"Oh come on, The Tickets Please Guy is cut and have you seen him, that is pure cumgutters," Dylan said to Juvia as Robin laughs a little.
"That word will always get a chuckle out of me," Robin said.
"I don't understand what this episode is," Robin said.
"Yeah it's hard to explain this episode, that and 'Full Meta Jackrick'," Dylan said.
Nami then walks by as she sees what the three were watching.
"Are you seriously watching Rick and Morty?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Yes, it's awesome," Dylan said.
"It's gross, it is gory as hell and it is disgusting," Nami said.
"That's just part of what I like about it," Dylan said.
"I watched one episode and I was immediately turned off by it," Nami said.
"What episode?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Oh it involved that horse machine, Morty's giant living sperm, Summer's egg, and that giant incest baby," Nami said.
"Oh you watched 'Rickdependence Spray', oddly I like that episode, but yeah I understand," Dylan said to Nami.
"That was when I drew the line," Nami said.
"Oh come on Nami the incest isn't that bad, when you get past the Beth and Space Beth love affair, Jerry nearly having sex with his mom, and Tommy having sex with the Froopyland creatures and eating them, the show is really good," Dylan said to Nami as she walks away.
Then, Dylan sees Aqua standing there as she was confused as hell over what was going on.
"Oh Aqua, how long have you been standing there?" Dylan asked Aqua nervously.
"Since you saying incest isn't bad," Aqua said.
"No I'm talking about the incest in Rick and Morty, the show is amazing," Dylan said.
"I'm going to leave," Aqua said and then she leaves the living room.
"Well that was awkward," Dylan said.
"Oh it was," Robin said.
"Come on, let's keep watching," Juvia said to Dylan as Dylan continues to watch his show.
"I can't believe the guy that plays Stabler voices Jesus Christ," Robin said in shock.
"Yeah they get some big names to guest star," Dylan said as he, Robin, and Juvia continue to watch the show.
Learn to Fly (takes place after Erasa joins the harem)
Dylan and the girls were out in the backyard as Videl was going to give them a demonstration on flying.
"So Videl, what's going on?" Fujiko asked Videl.
"I'm going to show you that I can fly with ease," Videl said to Fujiko.
"That smells like bullshit," Ristarte said.
"No it's true," Videl said.
"Okay, show us," Karui said to Videl.
Videl then puts her hands together as she focus her energy on this flying attempt.
After three minutes, Videl's feet floats four feet off the ground as everyone couldn't believe it.
"Woah," Meredy said in shock.
"This is awesome," Dylan said in excitement.
After five minutes, Videl moves her hands away as she lands safely on the ground.
"See," Videl said as everyone was impressed by it.
"Impressive," Kinoko said.
"Yeah you can fly pretty well Videl," Téa said to Videl.
"Thanks, but I'm still a novice," Videl said to Téa.
"Okay my turn," Erasa said as she was standing on a window sill on the second storey.
Everyone was looking on as they were in utter shock.
"Oh my god," Nami said in shock.
"Erasa get down from here," Dylan said to Erasa.
"I want to try and fly," Erasa said.
"This is madness," Ristarte said in shock.
"No this will work," Erasa said.
"Erasa as your friend, this is going to kill you," Videl said to Erasa.
"No if I believe, I can do it," Erasa said.
Erasa then closes her eyes, her arms spread wide, and then she jumps off the window sill.
Aqua and Ristarte then rush forward in order to save Erasa from this disaster.
Erasa then crash lands as she felt like she landed on something.
"Did it work?" Erasa asked as Aqua and Ristarte were underneath her, slightly crushed from the fall.
"Nope," Aqua said in pain.
"Yeah that was fucking stupid," Ristarte said in pain as Videl facepalm over it.
"Oh Erasa," Videl said to Erasa.
"Thank god Aqua and Rista broke your fall," Dylan said to Erasa.
"We are not," Aqua and Ristarte said in pain.
"Weee," Erasa said as she enjoyed it, while Videl shakes her head in embarrassment.
"Oh Erasa," Videl said quietly.
The Box (takes place after Erasa joins the harem)
Nami was in the sitting room as she was looking out the bay window, seeing something.
"Hey Dylan, come here," Nami said to Dylan as Dylan walks into the sitting room.
"What is it Nami?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Look," Nami said to Dylan.
Dylan sees several cars parked along the road, taking pictures of the mansion.
"It's been like this for a few weeks, they seem to love the mansion," Nami said.
"Yeah I mean it's one thing to love it, but if you are going to take photos of this place, you have to leave something," Dylan said as he realize something.
"Oh my god, I got an idea," Dylan said and then he races out of the sitting room.
"I hope it's good," Nami said.
Later on, Dylan was outside as he puts a stake in the ground next to the mailbox, at the end of the stake was a box with a hole on it. He then puts up a sign that reads "Donations" on it.
"Hey Dylan what are you doing?" Nami asked Dylan as she approaches him.
"Well since people like to take photos of this place, I want to make sure it was worth it," Dylan said.
"I set up this box for donations so people take pictures and donate money," Dylan said.
"Where is the money going to?" Nami asked Dylan.
"CHEO, a children's hospital in Ottawa," Dylan said.
"Why that?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Well I used to have a lot of teeth like a shark, I didn't lose all my baby teeth until I was sixteen," Dylan said.
"Woah," Nami said in shock.
"I ended up getting my baby teeth and my wisdom teeth removed, I was nervous as hell, but something else took my mind off it," Dylan said.
"At the end of every month, Robin will take what it is in the box and I'll put in a thousand dollars to give it to CHEO," Dylan said.
"Aww that's so nice of you Dylan," Nami said to Dylan.
"By the way, where did you get the idea for it?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Oh a house gets decked out every Christmas and they set up donations to charity," Dylan said.
"You are a smart and thoughtful guy Dylan," Nami said to Dylan as she gives him a soft hug.
"I know," Dylan said.
Two Cuddly Cats (takes place after Tomoko Shiretoko joins the harem)
In his den of the mansion, Dylan was sitting on the couch as Tomoko Shiretoko rests her head on Dylan's lap.
"Would you ever thought in a million years that a Pro Hero would be resting on your lap?" Tomoko asked Dylan.
"Nope," Dylan said.
"But, I'm glad it is you," Dylan said to Tomoko as this made Tomoko smile a bit.
"Aww," Tomoko said.
Tomoko then lifts up her t-shirt a bit, showing off her stomach.
"Can you please rub my tummy?" Tomoko asked Dylan in a cute tone.
Dylan then puts his right hand on Tomoko's stomach. He then rubs it in a normal circular motion as this cause Tomoko to purr like a kitten.
"Aww this pussycat has some cute purrs," Dylan said as he continues to rub Tomoko's stomach.
Ninety seconds later, Dylan moves his right hand off of Tomoko's stomach and then he sees Shampoo (in her cat form) walking into the den.
"Oh look who wants to join us," Dylan said as Tomoko looks at Shampoo.
"You weren't kidding when Shampoo can turn into a cat," Tomoko said to Dylan.
"Yep, only by cold water, she turns back by hot or warm water," Dylan said as Shampoo walks over to the pair.
Shampoo then hops onto Tomoko's stomach and walks along it.
"Wow, her paws are soft," Tomoko said.
"Yeah she is so fluffy," Dylan said.
After a minute, Shampoo then rests on Tomoko's stomach as Tomoko and Dylan look on.
"This is so cute," Tomoko said.
Tomoko was about to pet Shampoo, but then Shampoo hisses at her.
"No, bad Shampoo, very bad," Dylan said to Shampoo in a stern tone.
"Sorry about that, she is getting a bit better of her jealousy issues, but they tend to show up," Dylan said to Tomoko.
"That's okay," Tomoko said.
Dylan then starts to pet Shampoo as Shampoo starts to purr like crazy.
"She likes that," Tomoko said.
"Yeah she likes it when I pet her, but she is starting to warm to the other girls petting her," Dylan said as he continues to pet Shampoo.
Eighty seconds later, Shampoo walks up Dylan's right arm and rests on Dylan's right shoulder.
"You never thought having a cat and a pussycat by your side?" Tomoko asked Dylan.
"Nope I'm a dog fan, but I'm warming up to being a cat guy," Dylan said.
"Who are my favorite kitties?" Dylan asked the pair in a cutesy tone.
Shampoo then meows over Dylan's question as she said "yes".
"I am, I'm your favorite pussycat," Tomoko said to Dylan.
"That's it, that's my good cats," Dylan said to Tomoko and Shampoo as he continues to cuddle with them.
Bananas Backpack (takes place after Tomoko Shiretoko joins the harem)
In the living room of the mansion, Dylan was watching The Challenge on the TV as he was watching the Cutthroat season. Then, Robin approaches Dylan from behind.
"Hey Dylan, watching The Challenge?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yes, or to be precise Cutthroat," Dylan said.
"Oh it's an awesome season, one of the most famous moments came from here," Dylan said.
"What was it?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Oh CT came in as a mercenary and carried Johnny Bananas on his back to this barrel, it is dubbed The Bananas Backpack," Dylan said.
"Bananas Backpack," Robin said as she was imagining CT carrying a human sized banana on his back across the field.
"It's up there with the CT vs. Adam King fight from Duel 2, where CT wanted to smash Adam's head and eat it," Dylan said.
"You don't say," Robin said to Dylan as she was imagining CT literally smashing Adam's head into pieces and eating it like a watermelon.
"You are imagining those things in your own way aren't you?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Yes," Robin said.
"That's why you are so awesome Robin," Dylan said to Robin.
"Aww thanks," Robin said to Dylan.
"Enjoy your show," Robin said to Dylan as she leaves the area.
"Thanks," Dylan said to Robin.
"Robin is so awesome, no wonder a lot of people love her," Dylan said as he continues to watch his show.
The Cuddle Pile (takes place after Tomoko Shiretoko joins the harem)
In the basement of their mansion, Dylan and the girls were gathered around as they were playing video games or playing with the pinball machines.
"You know what we haven't done yet," Mina said to the others.
"What is it Mina?" Nami asked Mina.
"A cuddle pile," Mina said.
"Our beds aren't big enough for that," Itsuka said.
"And my bed isn't big enough," Dylan said.
"Well I want to do it," Mina said.
"Me too," Lucoa said.
"Yeah I would like it too," Kinoko said.
"But how can we do it?" Fujiko asked.
"We can lay on the floor," Mina said.
"Isn't that a bit uncomfortable?" Robin asked Mina.
"I just really want to do it," Mina said as she was itching to do a cuddle pile.
"What do you say Dylan?" Nami asked Dylan.
"We can try it, it shouldn't be that bad," Dylan said to the girls.
Dylan then lays down on the floor and then the girls lay down next to him as they all cuddle with him.
"This carpet is not soft," Nami said.
"Would be better if this was on a mattress," Bellemere said.
"I enjoy it," Mei said.
"The couch would be much better," Aqua said.
"It's not big enough for all of us," Botan said.
"I wonder how Dylan is enjoying it?" Karui asked.
Dylan was somewhat enjoy it as Lucoa and Juvia's clothed breasts were up against his face, while Mina's clothed ass was near his face as well.
"This is a dream come true," Lucoa said in a happy tone.
"Yeah, Juvia loves this closeness so much," Juvia said.
"Oh yes, this is one awesome cuddle pile," Mina said in an excited tone.
"I like cuddles, but I think is a bit too much, if I go under, someone get me one of those floating rings," Dylan said to the girls.
"We need a cuddle room, not for sex, just cuddles," Dylan said.
"Agree," the girls said.
"This carpet is hard," Aqua said.
Then it switches back to the living room of the old house as E.B. was finished typing on his iPad Pro.
"Oh hey, I just finished typing chapter one hundred three and one hundred four," E.B. said to the readers.
"Since I'm done, I'm going to give you all a bit of a surprise, some never before seen footage from chapter one hundred four," E.B. said.
"Enjoy," E.B. said as the camera fades out.
Looking at the Harem (takes place during chapter 104)
Dylan and the girls were on a vacation as they wanted someone to look after the house. So Dylan decided to let Gajeel Redfox and Levy McGarden to look after the house.
Gajeel and Levy were taking good care of the mansion as Levy wanted to look more into the harem.
As Gajeel was sitting on the couch, Levy brought over the big card display.
"Is this cool with Dylan?" Gajeel asked Levy.
"Yep, I asked him and he said it was fine, but he told me to be extra careful with it, which I am," Levy said as she sits down on the sectional next to Gajeel.
"You have the photos?" Levy asked Gajeel.
"Yep," Gajeel said as he shows Levy the five photos of Dylan's harem girls that weren't under control by a card.
"Good, we can get it started," Levy said to Gajeel as they set the display and photos on the coffee table.
"Let's start off with the non-card girls," Levy said.
"Okay, Nico Robin," Gajeel said as they look at the photo of Nico Robin.
"I can't believe she got her doctorate at age eight, this woman is a pure genius," Levy said.
"She can also pack a punch, that Devil Fruit of hers is amazingly powerful and handy, I feel like she can take down Salamander or even Laxus," Gajeel said.
"I can totally see that and she is a bookworm, as a fellow bookworm I appreciate it," Levy said.
"Okay next up Lucoa," Gajeel said as they look at the photo of Lucoa.
"I heard of Dragon Slayer magic, but I didn't expect a former dragon goddess in the mist," Levy said.
"I haven't seen why she earned that goddess title in the first place, I have seen her drink but nothing else," Gajeel said.
"She is not a fighter, she rather hang out, smile, and cuddle with Dylan," Levy said.
"Not to mention distract men with her giant breasts," Gajeel said.
"Yeah," Levy said as she felt self conscious over her lack of big boobs.
"Okay up next Bellemere," Levy said as they look at the photo of Bellemere.
"A former marine and she looks tough as hell, hell she is the same height as Robin," Gajeel said.
"Yeah she can pack a punch, several guild members learned that the hard way," Levy said.
"She doesn't have powers, but she definitely has that 'you mess with her, she'll fuck you up' look to her when she's mad," Gajeel said.
"Yep, she is Nami's mom," Levy said with a smile on her face.
"Okay next up Nojiko," Levy said as they look at the photo of Nojiko.
"She definitely has the ink to be Nami's sister," Gajeel said.
"She is not a fighter like her mom or younger sister, but she is more level headed than them," Levy said.
"I could see her using something to knock someone out cold," Gajeel said.
"I see that as well, she could be handy in a fight depending on the fighter," Levy said.
"Yeah, not on our level but on a lower level," Gajeel said.
"Agree," Levy said.
"Okay finally Erasa," Levy said as they look at the photo of Erasa.
"She seems okay, but she didn't have the fighting spirit, the real power, the edge," Gajeel said.
"Well she is Videl's friend, hopefully Videl can teach her," Levy said.
"I doubt it," Gajeel said.
"Okay let's look at the card girls," Levy said to Gajeel.
"Okay the first one, Nami," Levy said as they look at the Nami card.
"This girl wasn't much of a fighter, but that upgrade she got with her weapon puts her on a different level," Levy said.
"I have seen her strike the top of the guild with it, hell even Salamander was able to take a bolt from it," Gajeel said.
"She might be Dylan's favorite, but she is not the most powerful of the bunch," Levy said.
"The weapon definitely has helped her pack a punch," Gajeel said.
"That is one reason they were able to defeat that many girls," Levy said.
"I agree with you on that," Gajeel said to Levy.
"Okay next up, Aqua," Gajeel said as they look at the Aqua card.
"I'm just going to say it now, she's useless," Gajeel said.
"Gajeel you big lug, that's mean," Levy said to Gajeel.
"But she is really low on the power totem pole, she seems great, but she is very unlucky and her power is pretty much low twenty-four seven," Levy said.
"She may have a few good moments, but the other ladies outshine her every time," Gajeel said.
"Yeah," Levy said.
"Okay, next up Ristarte," Levy said as they look at the Ristarte card.
"I mean she is a bit more powerful than Aqua, but she is still low on power," Gajeel said.
"Yeah she can heal a bit, but for a goddess she isn't on the power side," Levy said.
"But at least she can fight a bit, even if she can't take out people by herself," Gajeel said.
"True," Levy said.
"Next up is Kinoko Komori," Gajeel said as they look at the Kinoko card.
"Her Quirk is neat, but she lacks the power she needs and her Quirk is more for distractions," Gajeel said.
"Yeah Kinoko is more support than offence, but her Quirk can help the others with a distraction to take their opponents out," Levy said.
"Out of the two Class 1-B girls, she is low on the pole," Gajeel said.
"Okay we got Botan," Levy said as they look at the Botan card.
"She can prove worthy in a battle, but she needs to be careful of how much energy she uses," Gajeel said.
"Yeah her tools come in handy, but her ring is a make or break for her, it gives her more power but it costs her energy," Levy said.
"But she is pretty good with weapons, I have seen her wielding a bat and oar with no problem, she is definitely mid level on power," Gajeel said.
"I agree with you on that," Levy said to Gajeel.
"Okay next up is Nefertari Vivi," Levy said as they look at the Vivi card.
"For someone who has hanged around Nami, she is not powerful at all," Gajeel said.
"Well she is a princess, she is more into taking care of her country than fighting, but those Slashers can really leave a mark," Levy said.
"If she can use them better, she could be pretty good at weapon combat," Gajeel said.
"Okay we got a fellow Earthland girl in Beth Vanderwood," Gajeel said as they look at the Beth card.
"She is adorable and her magic is very creative, but she is no S-Class wizard," Levy said.
"Yes when it hits, it does some damage, but it is not powerful enough to take anyone down on her own," Gajeel said.
"She is a great girl with a unique magical ability, but she is not top tier level, definitely lower to mid level among the girls," Levy said.
"Alright up next is another Earthland girl, Meredy," Levy said as they look at the Meredy card.
"She has got power and her magic is near Fairy Tail level," Gajeel said.
"Yeah I still remember Tenrou Island, man those Grimoire Heart guys were tough as hell," Levy said.
"Tell me about it," Gajeel said to Levy.
"Dylan has got a great girl in Meredy, she is way sweeter than the last time we saw her, and she could take down someone with her magical blades she can summon," Levy said.
"Yeah he has got a great girl," Gajeel said.
"Alright let's move onto one of the more powerful card girls, Secre Swallowtail," Levy said to Gajeel as they look at the Secre card.
"She can seal attacks, trap people, enhance her power, she is a tough girl to beat," Gajeel said.
"The fact she can also heal injuries makes her the best healer so far in the group," Levy said.
"Without a doubt she is up in the top five of powerful card girls," Gajeel said.
"Speaking of power, we got Juvia Lockser and we know how crazy powerful she is," Levy said to Gajeel as they look at the Juvia card.
"She can turn her body into water and her attacks are top tier, as someone who was in Phantom Lord with her, she means business," Gajeel said.
"She is also very calm now with Dylan, I guess the way she loves him has got her to mellow out a bit," Levy said.
"Yeah she still watches Dylan, but she is not gone to insane levels to get Dylan all to herself," Gajeel said.
"At least the other girls can mellow her out, but still she is the ace they need," Levy said.
"Now next up is Shampoo, another clinger," Levy said as they look at the Shampoo card.
"She is great with weapons, she's strong for someone without magic, and is acrobatic," Gajeel said.
"She is great at all those things, but she can easily be taken out by something as simple as a punch or kick," Levy said.
"Definitely top five in power, but not even to reach top five overall," Gajeel said.
"Okay next up is Itsuka Kendo," Gajeel said as they look at the Itsuka card.
"This girl has a wild Quirk and those fists can break bones like a twig," Levy said.
"Those fists are also a great defensive tool to block attacks, if they aren't too damaged," Gajeel said.
"She is definitely top five overall, a great girl with that Quirk that is great both offensively and defensively," Levy said.
"I agree on that," Gajeel said.
"Okay next up is Mei Hatsume," Levy said as they look at the Mei card.
"Her Quirk is great for observing long distances, but beside that she is not powerful enough," Levy said.
"Not to mention her inventions can be hit or miss, mostly miss and cause some nasty injuries," Gajeel said.
"I think some of her inventions are useful and she is showing signs of improvement in her skills," Levy said.
"Just make sure not to have her inventions near me," Gajeel said to Levy.
"Got it," Levy said.
"Okay we got another powerhouse in Karui," Gajeel said as they look at the Karui card.
"She is great with a katana, but she is definitely no Erza," Levy said.
"Yep she is no Erza," Gajeel said.
"She also has got electric powers and put that into a sword and that's a whole lot of trouble," Levy said.
"Yeah, not only will you feel the sting, but the burn as well," Gajeel said.
"Another great powerhouse for Dylan," Levy said.
"Okay next up is Téa Gardner," Levy said as they look at the Téa card.
"She is no fighter, but the cards speak for herself," Levy said.
"She has got some powerful cards that cause a lot of damage to a fighter," Gajeel said.
"But it is a double edged sword, they can do a lot of damage, but if they get destroyed, Téa is going to take a lot of damage," Levy said.
"If she was smart, she would use it on fighters when they are weak," Gajeel said.
"Yeah that would probably be a good idea, or use it someone who is weaker than her," Levy said.
"Good point on that," Gajeel said to Levy.
"Alright next one is Mina Ashido, the 1-A girl," Gajeel said as they look at the Mina card.
"I would never thought acid could be a power, but Mina proved me wrong," Levy said.
"Yeah that is one awesome Quirk she has, she can use acid and control the acidity of it," Gajeel said.
"Yeah if it hits someone they are going to burn," Levy said.
"Not only it is great for offence, but she can use the acid for defence as well, protecting her and injuring her opponent in the process," Gajeel said.
"She is definitely the most powerful U.A. girl they have, both for offence and defence," Levy said.
"And you were never know it from her happy go lucky mood," Gajeel said to Levy.
"Yeah," Levy said.
"Alright up next we have Fujiko Mine," Gajeel said as they look at the Fujiko card.
"She doesn't have any abilities like the others, but she can do decently in hand to hand combat," Gajeel said.
"She can fight and fire a gun, but she is not at the levels like the top girls," Levy said.
"She is a great thief, but she needs a lot more if she deals with someone with magical abilities," Gajeel said.
"Oh yes she does," Levy said.
"Okay next up is Videl," Levy said as they look at the Videl card.
"Videl is a great martial artist, but she needs to work on her flying abilities," Gajeel said.
"She is still a rookie at flying, but she makes up for it with her martial arts skills and the fact she can use ki," Levy said.
"That is amazing for her," Gajeel said.
"And finally, we got Ragdoll," Gajeel said as they look at the Tomoko card.
"This is a very unique thing about her, she isn't powerful, but her Quirk is so helpful," Gajeel said.
"Yeah, the fact she can observe numerous people and find weaknesses, that is an impressive Quirk here," Levy said.
"She is a definite dark horse, she might not have power like some of them, but her Quirk makes up for it and puts her near the top of the girls," Gajeel said.
"Yes she is Gajeel, yes she is," Levy said to Gajeel.
Soon, Levy returned the card display back in Dylan's den and sits on the living room couch next to Gajeel.
"Well the case is back," Levy said.
"It's so quiet in here," Levy said.
"Yes," Gajeel said as he puts his right hand on Levy's right shoulder.
Levy then looks at Gajeel as she could feel her body getting heating up.
"Is it hot in here?" Levy asked Gajeel.
"Nope it isn't," Gajeel said.
Soon, Levy and Gajeel look into each other's eyes as the love for each other was off the charts and that something was going on between them.
Then it goes back into the living room of the old house as E.B. finished typing on his iPad Pro.
"Oh that was so awesome, there is one Fairy Tail ship I love and it is Gajeel and Levy, they have such a connection that it gets me excited," E.B. said.
"Well that takes care of this behind the scenes special and don't worry everyone, we are very close to the end of our first arc," E.B. said.
"Anyway, this is E.B. and I will see you next time," E.B. said.
Ooh that was fun, showing off some scenes that didn't make the cut in this fic. I will probably do this for the end of a few more arcs, I did enjoy it a lot.
Oh the two ad breaks were paying homage to the famed 2000s Popsicle ads and the famed John Madden Popcorn Popper MadTV sketch (seriously check it out, it is fucking hilarious).
Oh next chapter we got another special and it is the return of a certain tournament.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.