Team freewill chapter 4

A couple of hours had passed and Sam was interrogating Mr. two-timer, while I was stuck there with Dean. Who would not, no matter how many times I asked, take me to McDonalds. Apparently it didn't exist here. How will I ever go on? Apparently the closest thing they had was dairy queen, how can they have dairy queen and not McDonalds? It's a freaking tragedy. So now I was showing him some of the jokes the fans made up from the show. Apparently it freaked him out, and he didn't get most of the jokes.

But he found it funny that people keep comparing Sam to a puppy. So did I. Because it's the truth, Sam is a puppy. Or sometimes a moose, or a Sasquatch, I think he's all three. Somehow the wifi was the same here, so I could go on the Internet. Only it was freaking slow, how did people survive in 2005? I decided to look up the show, no results. None for Jensen Ackles, or Misha Collins, or Jared Padalecki, or anything related to the show, which sucks since I was hoping to see season ten… well looks like if I see season ten, chances are I'll be living it.

Maybe I could hook something up with the angel buddies or something, you know get my phone linked to the other universe, who knows? Speaking of angels, I wonder where Cas is right now. Doing angel paperwork? Do angels do paperwork? Probably. Poor Cas, paperwork sucks. I had an office job once, before I got fired for being late all the time. What can I say? I like my sleep.

"So let me get this straight, Sams actor is named Jared Padalecki?" Dean asked finding it hilarious.

"Yup, but yours is weird too," I told him, "And by the way Padalecki is awesome; real funny guy. He played in "Gilmore girls" funnily enough his characters name was Dean."

"What's my actors name?" Dean asked.

"Jensen Ackles," I answered, "He's from Texas; he actually did some time as a model, and apparently played in 'days of our lives'."

"What's days of our lives?" Dean asked confused.

" Don't make me explain it," I told him, "just don't, it takes too long. Basically it's a really cheesy soap opera, with badly thought out story arcs, but it passes the time."

"And why would I- or Jensen Ackles act for this crap show?" he asked.

"Why does anyone do anything for anything?" I mused, "Money."

He nodded, "True."

"And so you know that guilty pleasure you have, Doctor Sexy MD? It's a spoof of another show called Grey's Anatomy," I told him.

He looked at me alarmed, "How do you know about Doctor Sexy?"

"There was a whole plot about TV shows in an episode in season 5," I told him.

"You know you're crazy right?" He chuckled.

I smiled and said, "Well as my dad put it, I'm not suffering from insanity I'm enjoying every minute of it."

And that's how Sammy found us, me lounging on the floor and Dean sitting in crappy chair, and talking about TV shows.

"Hey Sammy!" I called raising my hand in greeting, "Guy was cheating right?"

"Yeah, he was, and Sa-"

I cut him off, "Yeah I know "Sammy is a chubby 12 year old, it's Sam" and all that jazz, so we going hunting?"

Dean smirked, "yeah "we" are, we being me and Sam."

I pouted, "But I can help, I know what's gonna happen."

"Yeah, but you don't know crap about how to do this job," Dean told me.

I sighed, but wasn't discouraged. They didn't know what was going to happen, and I did. I could just work that my way and go anyway.

That's when Dean said something I had wanted to hear.

"Hey, guys. I'm starving, I'm gonna grab a little something to eat in that diner down the street. You want anything?"

"Can I come?" I asked excitedly.

"Why?" He asked raising an eyebrow.

"Because I love diners," I said trying to be partly honest. It was true; I did love diners, especially the small old style ones.

"Ok, whatever," He said.

"Yay!" I exclaimed happily.

Sam chuckled, and I smiled at him.

Dean started walking out the door and I followed him.

We walked outside, and suddenly I remembered what would probably be next in the episode… sure enough the cops were waiting for us. Heh, crap. this was less intimidating on the show.

They Deputies start heading towards us, Dean turns to me, "How come you didn't mention this?!"

I looked at him sheepishly, "I'm sorry, I don't remember when this happened in the show."

He glared at me, "Seriously?! Go back inside, an tell Sam to clear out!"

I nodded and half ran, half jogged back inside. "Sam!"

He was listening to Jess's message, "What?"

"We ran into the cops. Dean got arrested, he says to clear out, like now!" I told him hurriedly.

Sam walked over and looked out the window were they were shoving Dean in the back seat (AN: What do they call the back seat of a cop car?) aw man I missed the "My boobs" line, I thought disappointed. One of the cops looked his way and he ducked out of their line of sight.

I started to feel just a little bit bad for not telling him about it. Damn time travel! I really need to read that PDF I sent myself! I had a feeling I was screwing things up anyway though, I don't remember this episode very well, but I think it happened in a different order. I shook my head and asked, "So what are we gonna do?"

He looked at me, "We are going to get in the impala, and we are going to keep out of sight."

I nodded, fair enough. We waited until the cops were gone, then we walked out to the parking lot. Sam got into the drivers seat; just as I was getting in I realized something and got back out. "I need something iron," I told him. Hell knows I won't let Sam be practically molested by a ghost. "You got anything in here, or does one of us have to get it out of the trunk?"

He looked at me surprised, "Wow, you know your stuff."

I nodded, "Yep, not only do I like your show for the plot, but the mythology is really authentic, like salt keeps away basically everything, iron is for ghosts, silver is for shifters, holy water is obviously for demons. I do my homework. Now, iron?"

"Yeah come on I'll show you where it is," He said getting out, and heading towards the trunk. I followed him. He unlocked the trunk, and opened where they keep their weapons and handed me what looked like an iron pipe.

I smiled, "thanks."

He nodded, then we got in the car and started driving.

Hey guys what did you think? I kinda wrote this after drinking like four cups of coffee, but it's ok right? I hope you guys like this chapter. The next chapter will be out really soon, but it'll be short.

Thanks guys!

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