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Chapter 2:
Surprise, Family, Exam, Insane Redhead
Revy looks Naruto over as she circled the girl. "You do look like my moron of a brother and his hot temper girlfriend." She told the blonde as she smirked at the girl.
Naruto looked up at her Aunt. She for once didn't know what to say.
"Tell me kid. What do you want to be when you grow up?" Asked Revy as she stopped her circling her like a predator.
"I-I want to be a strong ninja that is respected for my skill. Not treated like shit because what is sealed my gut." Growled out Naruto. She was getting annoyed with this woman before her.
She smirks at the girl in front of her. "Good, you have a strong will and you will need that to live in this crazy world." Revy told the girl.
"Come on let's go. I'm hungry and I have to report to that old jackass." Said Revy as she sighed.
Jirayia looked at the young woman. "Still the same huh?" He asked as he grabbed his scroll and helped Naruto to her feet.
Revy just smirked as they left Jirayia's private training ground. They walked back to the village. As they walked Revy looked around and studied the villagers around her. She saw a few cold glared directed at Naruto.
'Bastards. Just wait.' Thought Revy as a dark smirk graced her lips.
"Let's talk to the old man and then grab something some ramen." Said Naruto as she smiled at her Aunt and Jirayia.
As they walked up to the Hokage Tower Revy saw the stone face and laughed to herself. 'They really put your ugly mug up there.' She thought.
As the pushed the door to the building open a tan and purple blur was seen and a click was heard.
Hugging the dear life out of Revy was Anko with a gun in her face.
"Is that away to greet your best friend." Pouted Anko as she spoke to Revy.
"Just be happy I didn't shot." Said Revy as she hugged Anko back.
Both Jirayia and Naruto just sweat dropped at the twos antics.
"Where the hell have you been?" Asked Anko as she hung off of Revy's back as the group went into the tower and up to the old man's office.
"Play Yakuza and then mercenary for hire." Said Revy as she shrugged her shoulders as if it wasn't anything important.
A few ninjas in the hallway turned to look at the two purplettes as they went down the hallway.
The collected thought was. 'What the hell?'
"So, you going to show the local Yakuza whose boss again?" Asked Anko as she jumped off of Revy's back and was now walking next to her.
"Yakuza?" Asked Naruto as she thought about the word. "Like that troll Gato Kakashi, I, and Zabuza took out in the Land of Wave?"
Revy looked over at her niece. "What the hell did that little troll do?" She asked a little annoyed.
"Took over a country. turned them into slaves addicted to drug and made prostitutes out of woman and children." Said Naruto as she look down to the floor. The memories of the cages and bed she found woman chain to still made her physically sick.
Revy looked enraged at this. "Where is that troll now?" She asked just above a whisper.
Naruto looked at her. "At the bottom of the sea with his head cut off." She answered.
The group walked passed the old man's secretary to the door.
"HEY! YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN THERE!" Yelled the woman.
Revy turned to her. "I will do as I fucking please you old bitch." With that said Revy walked into the office to see the old Hokage looking up from his paperwork at the sounds of yelling coming from outside of his office.
Before anyone knew what happen two shots rang out in the office. One bullet look like small fire ball and the second one was a ball of water. Both shots hit the stack of paper on the desk. An explosion of paper, fire, and water went everywhere.
"KAMI DAMMIT REVY! YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT IS GOING TO TAKE ME TO DO ALL THAT DAMN PAPERWORK AGAIN?" Yelled Sarutobi.
"Call it fucking payback for not sending word to me 14 years ago you old bastard." Growled out Revy.
The ANBU in the office surround Revy and sweat dropped at her.
"Stand down." Said Sarutobi as he looked at all his hard work go up in flames.
The six ANBU stepped away from the purple hair woman and went back into the shadows.
"Man Commander Dragon has been slacking on his training of those fools." Commented Revy as she could still see where they hid.
"So, I see Jirayia called you back home? You also know this puts you back in active duty?" Asked Sarutobi.
Revy glared at him and put her guns away. "Yeah, I know. But I should have been called sooner." She growled out the last part.
"No one knew where you went and the only way was to us a toad to find you. I thought word was sent to you all those years ago." Said Sarutobi as he took out his pipe and packed it and slowly began to take a poof.
She glared at him even more. "Well as you can tell. That damn toad never showed up." She told him.
"Old man. You knew I had family still and you never told me?" Asked Naruto as a tear slid down her left cheek.
With a sad look and a heavy sigh he spoke. "I never told you. For one I didn't know if she got the message and the other is that if she did get it and didn't want anything to do with you. So, I felt it was best to spare you the heartache of knowing and feeling that she never loved or cared for you." Said Sarutobi as he look over at Revy.
"Yeah, I guess he is right. Anyways 14 years ago I was in the middle of the Yakuza war anyways." Said Revy looking away.
"How's your Uncle doing Revy?" Asked Sarutobi.
She grinned looking at him. "He is 6ft under. That is why I was at war. I was forced to become the boss and many just wanted me to produce an heir so they could train the child. But, things went south and I had a friend that was ex-Russian military come in and clean house. For now I have her handling things for me. But, it does look like I'll have to call her to come clean house for me here as well." Said Revy as a sadist grin crossed her lips.
Anko just grinned. "You know Ibiki has missed you." She told her friend.
Naruto just sweat dropped. 'She is friend with those two insane examiners.' She thought to herself.
"You crazy Proctor you almost took my eye at the beginning of the 2nd exam." Growled Naruto as she looked at Anko.
"If I wanted to take your eye I would have. I only wanted your blood for annoying me." Said Anko as she grinned at Naruto.
Revy's eyes became cold as she pulled Anko into a headlock. "You should know better to throw a weapon at Namikaze Anko." Said Revy in an icy sweet tone.
This made the room drop over 10 degrees and sent a chill down everyone's back.
"I'm sorry Revy. I didn't know. All I knew about her was she had the Kyūbi in her. Also I didn't attack her cuz of that. She was mocking me." Whined Anko from the headlock.
Revy dropped Anko to the floor like a bag of potatoes. She looked at Naruto. "Why did you mock that crazy bitch?" She question.
Naruto look down a little sheepish. "I got bored and Anko was going on and on about nothing important. So, I started mocking her movement and what she was saying. I had a few of my friends laughing. Even Shino let out a chuckle." She answered as she looked up to meet Revy's eyes.
"Yeah your like your mother." Said Revy with a heavy sigh.
Jirayia just laughed at that fact. "Naruto was a genius like her father but an evil genius when it came to pranks like her mother." He informed Revy.
Revy just smirked. She was going to have some fun with this girl. 'Wonder if her stealth skills are better then these fools.' She mused to herself.
"Well Revy. You can become a Jonin or go back to your rank as ANBU Captain. It's more your call." Said the Hokage as he watched her as the thought about something.
"Whose Naruto's sensei and who are her teammates?" Asked Revy.
Whatever the old man tells her from this point out will effect what rank she takes.
With a poof of smoke the old man spoke. "Kakashi Hatake. Your brothers old student. As for teammates…. Sasuke Uchida and Sakura Haruno."
Revy watched Naruto the whole time and saw her body language. She could tell that team had a lot of conflict among its teammates and maybe sensei.
"Second question. Who out of those three made it to the final round of the exams?" Asked Revy.
"Sasuke-teme and me. But, Kakashi-sensei dumped me on a closet prevy and took that damn teme to train. Saying Sasuke needed him more then I did. For Kami-sake I'm fighting a freaking Hyūga!" Yelled Naruto.
Revy's eye twitched at the new piece of information. Even Anko looked pissed.
"That kid almost killed his own clan heiress in the preliminary match after the second stage." Said Anko.
"I want to be added to Naruto's team as a co-sensei. I want to see what this asshole has been teaching my niece and the other two bastards." Growled Revy.
"Revy after the 3rd stage of the exam maybe 3 month after. I will be taking Naruto on as my Apprentice and will be teaching her everything I know." Said Jirayia as he handed over the paperwork to his old sensei.
"From everything Naruto, Zabuza, his son Haku have told me. Kakashi plays favorite to the last Uchida and ignored Naruto and the fan girl." Jirayia said as he turned back to face Revy.
"Pretty much. When I'm done with my annoying team. I go meet up with Zabuza and Haku to train some more. Zabuza is training me with his sword and has ordered one to be made like it for me. As well as Kiri silent kill he loves so much to do." Said Naruto as she smiled.
"Kakashi is so dead." Said Revy as a wicked smirk could be seen on her.
Elsewhere
Kakashi felt as if someone had walked over his grave.
Sasuke looked over at his sensei. "What wrong with you?" He asked looking a little annoyed.
Kakashi eye smiled. "Oh nothing. Just a little low on chakra." Was all he could come up with.
"Whatever." Said Sasuke as he went back to working on his justsu.
Back with Revy
"Fine, I'll have the paperwork ready by tomorrow afternoon. Naruto will introduce you to her other teammate." Said Sarutobi as he pulled out the documents needed.
"Fine. But know this. I will not teach the others shit if they can't prove themselves. That girl that is a fan girl will meet Anko's snakes. I do not have time for that. If we can break her the better. But, Kakashi will also be cleaning up his act." Said Revy as she turned to leave.
The others didn't say a word. The just fallowed behind her.
Once outside of the tower they saw Team 8 and 10 along with Sakura just standing out front talking.
Sakura saw Naruto and looked at the girl with anger. "Naruto-baka! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MESS UP SASUKE-KUN'S TRAINING WITH KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Shrieked the pinkette.
The others turned to see what the hell was happening and paled with they saw Jirayia and a purple hair woman between him and Anko. Anko was on the ground rolling in laughter.
"Who the fuck are you to talk to Naruto in that way?" Growled Revy as her hand was inching closer to her guns.
Sakura being the dumbass fan girl she is spoke again. Even Ino tried stopping her from speaking. "I'm that losers teammate. Who the hell are you?" She asked.
"Who am I? Who am I? Did they not teach you about true kunoichi was in the damn Academy?" Asked Revy with a tck mark on her forehead.
"We learnt about Tsunade-sama." Said Sakura not getting the point of the question.
Revy looked at Jirayia who only shook his head and the two other Jonin standing with the kids gave the same answer.
"Umm… Your Revy Namikaze also known as the purple death. In the war along with your brother Minato Namikaze you two took out over 3000 Shinobi troops form Iwa and Kumo." Said the shy Hinata.
Everyone looked to the shy girl as she sunk into her jacket to hide her blushing face.
"Yes, I am the Purple Death Revy Namikaze. But, I am also known as Two Hands as she pulled out her guns. In a flash of purple Revy was standing before Sakura with both her guns pressed against the girls very large forehead. "That forehead of yours makes a lovely target." She told the now cowering girl.
"Sooo….cool I want to learn to do that." Said Naruto as she watched Revy do the thunder God flash step.
Revy looked over her shoulder. "That is one of the things you will be learning in Revy Boot camp." She told the blonde.
"W-why ar-are y-you m-mad I c-called N-Naruto n-names?" stammered Sakura as all color left her body.
"Hmm.." Revy looked down at the pinkette that was about to piss herself. "Why did I get mad? What did I get mad you ask?" Her eyes locked with Sakura.
"Easy. I AM HER AUNT. SHE IS THE DAUGHTER OF MY BROTHER! That is why I got so fucking mad." Growled Revy.
From the open window one could see the Hokage hanging half way out. "OI! OI REVY. THAT WASN'T TO COME OUT UNTIL THE FINAL EXAM YOU ASS!" Yelled the aged leader.
Kumo
A was sitting at his desk looking at the stack of paperwork. As he was leaning back as a cold chill ran down his spine. As he looked up the picture of him and his brother crack.
"That's a bad omen" A said to himself as Killer B walked in.
"Yo, Bro. I have a bad feeling. It felt like someone was standing on my grave." Said Killer Bee. For once he wasn't rapping.
A knew that something bad came back to the Elemental Nations. But, what he didn't have a clue.
Back to Revy and crew
Everyone sweat dropped at their aged leaders antics and the purplette.
The villagers that had heard this began to whisper to each other. The Last Namikaze had returned and has claimed the demon child as her niece and daughter of their greatest hero Minato.
"How can she be his daughter when she has the name Uzumaki." Asked the dumbass Sakura forgetting about the guns to her forehead.
Revy grinned. "That is easy you banshee. His wife was Kushina Uzumaki-Namikaze. The Wrath of Death or Red Devil." She told them.
"DAMMIT IT REVY!" Yelled Sarutobi.
This now had members of T&I coming out of their office along with ANBU.
Ibiki saw Revy and grinned. "Dammit it Two Hands. Up to no good already. How long have you been in the village?" He asked.
Revy put her guns away and pushed Sakura away from her and walked up to Ibiki. "Oh I don't know. About an hour." She told the towering Scarface man.
He only shook his head at her. "Same old Revy. You going to finally show up for your shift at T&I?"
"Nope, I'm going to train "MY NIECE NARUTO" and join as co-sensei of Team 7." Chriped Revy as she grinned over at Sakura. The girl was crying and paled when she head that tidbit of news.
'I have to tell mother. The council will fix that bitch!' Thought Sakura.
ANBU Commander Dragon appeared next to Revy. "Your going to get the girl ready to join my forces?" He asked.
Revy smirked. "Maybe. But, what you have for ANBU now is shameful. I saw them all in the old man's office. They have no stealth and stuck out like a sore thumb." She told her old boss.
He shook his head. "I guess they need a refresher course then."
"Yup they do. But, if we're done here I'm starving." Said Revy as she heard Naruto's stomach growl.
"Come to my families BBQ restaurant." Said Choji. "My Aunt would love to see her old teammate." He smiled at Revy. For he remembered the tells his mother and aunt used to tell them about Revy Namikaze.
"Sure. It would be nice to see Chun-Li and your mother Mai." Said Revy as she fallowed after Choji. The others in the group shrugged their shoulders and fallowed after.
Team 8 & 10 had plan to have lunch together to talk about the up coming exam and what happen in the last part.
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Okay I leave you there at the part.
Revy is already stirring up trouble.
Kakashi is in big trouble.
A and Bee are worried.
Sakura is going to be a bug baby and tattletale.
All Naruto wants to do is eat.
Till the next time kitties.