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Chapter 3:
Council goes boom!
The group arrived at the BBQ restaurant Choji's Aunt Chun-Li owns. As they walked up Naruto saw her part time sensei and his son Haku.
"Hey Zabuza-sensei, Haku." Said Naruto as she ran up to them both.
Zabuza looked over and saw Naruto and the others. "Hey brat. What are you up to?" He asked as he stopped walking.
"Hello Naruto." Said Haku as he smiled gently at the girl.
Naruto stopped and smiled. "Nothing much. Just getting lunch with Prevy-Sage and my Aunt and the others." She told them grinning.
Zabuza raised a nonexistent eyebrow to what the blonde just told him. "Your Aunt?" He said as he looked over the group and saw the two woman with purple hair. He knew one was Anko so his eyes moved over to the other purplette.
Revy's ice cold eyes met with his. They stared each other down, sizing one another up. Zabuza could see the blood lust in her eyes and the joy she got from it. This made a strange shivered go down his spine.
"I take it that The Purple Death is your Aunt?" Asked Zabuza as he looked down at Naruto.
"That would be me. It's funny how she has The Demon of the Mist as a sensei." Said Revy as she laughed.
Haku's eyes widen. He had once seen an old bingo book with this woman in it. She had an insane bounty but next to it said. 'Flee on sight. This kind of money isn't worth it.'
Naruto's stomach growled again even louder. Everyone looked at the blonde. Naruto just grinned and rubbed her hand behind her head. "So, I didn't really eat anything this morning." Said Naruto.
"Come on. We can use one of the back private rooms." Said Choji as he open the door and walked in. The others fallowed in behind him.
Choji spoke to one of the servers and informed her that they would be using one of the back room and to get his Aunt. That he had something important to tell her. The girl nodded her head and vanished into the kitchen.
"Come on fallow me." Said Choji as he lead the group to the back.
Shikamaru looked over at Naruto as she was talking nonstop to her Aunt and the others. 'Troublesome.' He thought as he let out a sigh.
They went into the private room and everyone sat around the large table.
"Namikaze-san. What brought you back after all these years?" Asked Kurenia as she looked at the young woman across from her.
Revy looked over at the red eyed woman and smiled. "A toad delivered information that I should have received 14 years ago. But, I guess it's better late then never." She told everyone as she looked at Naruto.
"Were you really Yakuza?" Asked Naruto as a tall well built woman with brown hair up in twin bond walked into the room. She had on a royal blue battle dress trimmed in black and slits on both sides going up past her thigh and a black obi around her waist. She had on black thigh high boots with a kunai pouch on her right leg. Her silver eyes met Revy's.
"Dear Kami your back. Is the world ending?" Asked Chun-Li as she laughed.
Not skipping a beat. "Nah the world should have ended the day you got married and open this place." Said Revy as she grinned.
All the Genin looked at the woman in shock. She was an Akimichi. But, she was slender and well was not like the other members. The only ones not shocked was Ino and Shikamaru as they knew this about his Aunt.
Chun-Li sat down next to Revy. "So, what is this I hear you were Yakuza?" She asked looked Revy in the eyes.
"After the war. We got a letter from our fathers brother saying he needed some help and for us to come. You know as well as a few others Minato wouldn't leave Kushina. So, I went and he stayed behind. When I got there I was surprised." Said Revy as she looked at Naruto.
"Our family had a dirty little secret out father didn't want my brother or I into. It appeared our family has dealing with Yakuza and my uncle was at the time the boss. He wasn't happy that Minato didn't come for he has planned for him to take over." She said as she took a drink from her water.
"He wanted my dad to be a mob boss?" Asked Naruto with huge eyes.
"Yeah, but he was stuck with me. So, quickly he put me though the ringer getting me ready to take over. Only way those wise guys would listen to me. Is if I could prove I wasn't some little girl playing Yakuza Princess. After a couple of months the guys began to listen and fallow my ordered." Said Revy as she looked around. The looks that everyone had was priceless.
"So, you proved yourself?" Asked Jirayia.
She nodded her head. "Yeah, how I did it was killing a rival Yazuka's boss and heir. When I returned and unsealed their bodies from a scroll. Needless to say all the fools shit themselves and stopped giving me grief." She told them.
"But, then how were you in a Yakuza war?" Asked Naruto.
"Well you see…." She stopped for a second. "The heiress of the other Yakuza was going to marry our cousin. They thought if they joined both clans that they would have more power over their fathers." Said Revy as Naruto's eyes grew huge.
"So, you screwed him over?" Asked Chun-Li.
With a wicked chuckled Revy smiled. "Pretty much. So, I started a war. I was doing pretty well until he dragged in some over Yakuza clans. So, I was cornered and I had made friends with a former general of the Russian army. That was in need of some money and very pissed off at the time. So, I called her and her comrades in. Needless to say. She is handle everything for me." She told them.
"So, while she is handling your business. What have you been doing?" Asked Asuma.
Revy grinned. "Hire mercenary and getting drunk with a nun most of the time. Other times just delivering guns and other stuff. Also freaking out our little Japanese businessman we kidnapped a year ago." She told them.
Everyone sweat dropped and paled.
"Only you would get drunk with a freaking nun." Said Anko. Who was laughing. "Wait you have a hostage working for you?" She asked as she looked at Revy wide eye.
"No, he joined the crew after we cleared up the mess with his former boss." She told them. "For the nun, I met her while running guns for the Rip-Off Church." Revy said still grinning.
"Wow you know some strange people." Said Naruto.
Revy looked over at her niece. "Whose the one getting swordsmen lessons from a former Missing-nin?" She said grinning her niece.
Zabuza just laughed. "She got you there brat. But, out of your damn teammates. You're the only one that has any talent and worth my time." He told her as he grinned under his bandages.
"Yes, you earned my father's respect on that bridge and also mine for saving my life." Said Haku.
Everyone looked at the former Mist nin and his son.
Revy grinned at him. She was beginning to like this man and that was very rare. Yeah she was being to like Rock. But, hell this one here had everything she liked in her men and also Naruto seem to trust him. 'Maybe there is more here for me then over there.' Mused Revy as she looked around and saw the kids joking and laughing with Naruto and their Sensei's smiling at the girl.
"How long do you think it will take the Civilian Council to raise hell?" Asked Naruto as she looked at everyone.
"What's that brat?" Asked Zabuza as he looked at Naruto. He was a little worried about the girl. He knew of the bullshit she has to deal with.
"Because that woman there is claiming Naruto is Minato Namikaze-sama's daughter." Said Sakura with venom dripping from her voice.
Ino having enough of Sakura's bullshit slapped the girl across the face. "Wake the fuck up forehead. She looks like the man. Only thing you need to do is change his eye shape a little add whiskers and turn him into a girl. He would look just like her." Yelled the blonde.
Sakura looked at her former best friend with shock and hurt in her eyes.
"Troublesome. My father told me along time ago when I asked him. He had a feeling who her parents we're and said the 4th was her father. But, granted that is what he believed." Said Shikamaru as he sighed. "Troublesome blonde."
Everyone just laughed at him. As the waiter come in and took their ordered and vanished once again.
Their meal went well everyone talked and shared stories. Revy enjoyed heard about Naruto's mission to the Wave and was proud of the girl. They had named their bridge after her.
"Alright brat. It's time to go see if our clan home is still stand." Said Revy as she stretched. "Mmm.. I haven't had any good cooking for awhile." She turned and hugged Chun-Li.
"You better come see me again or else Revy." Threaten Chun-Li as she smiled at her friend and former teammate.
As they walked out of the restaurant two ANBU appeared. One wearing a Neko mask and the other wearing Tora mask.
"Namikaze-sama, Naru-chan. The Hokage request your presence in the council chambers." Said Neko as she looked at the two women.
Chun-Li and the other listen on interest. Revy just sighed. "It begins." She said as she turned to the others. "What to see a free horror/comedy show?"
They looked at one another and nodded their heads. This was going to be rich.
The small group of people made their way back to the Hokage Tower. Standing out side was Ibiki and Dragon. "So, you coming as well?" Asked Revy. The two men nodded their heads. They had heard the Civilian Council shirking not to long ago and Revy along with Naruto being the main topic.
The group now grew by two more people. They made their way up the stairs and turned left down the long wide hallway. At the very end were two double doors and behind that. Was just a whole lot of bullshit.
The two ANBU at the door looked up at the group and nodded their heads as they open the wooden double doors.
The sight before them was the Hokage sitting in the middle with the elders flanking each side of him. To his right was the Civilian Council glaring daggers at Naruto and to his left was the Shinobi Council. They look annoyed and tired. Many of them had better things to do. Even if it was sitting at a bar drinking. It was better then being there at that very moment.
The group that fallowed the two woman in stepped off to the side lines and Asuma went and took his seat for the Sarutobi clan. This was a meeting he didn't want to miss.
"Good afternoon Revy-chan, Naru-chan." Said Sarutobi as he smiled at the both of them.
"Yeah, whatever. What the hell do you want old man." Said Revy. You could hear the annoyance in her voice as she spoke.
"You will not speak to the Hokage-sama that way!" Yelled a Civilian Councilmen.
Revy turned her stone cold gaze his way. "Who the hell are you to tell me what to do?" She asked him as he sunk back into his seat.
"I am a member of this council and such you must respect me as well." He said as he tried to stand strong once more.
"Ha. That's rich. You are a civilian. You have no say nor command over a Shinobi in anyway. All you are here for is to help give suggestions to the Hokage about what would better help the civilians of this village. For once I place this cloth and metal on my forehead. I became his Soldier. Subordinate. To only take commands from those higher rank then me. In other words I listen to Shikaku Nara as for he is the Jonin commander or Dragon for he is ANBU commander." Said Revy as she pulled up her shirt past her shoulder blades to show her ANBU tattoo.
The room grew quiet at that statement.
"Troublesome." Said Shikaku as he looked at Revy with a lazy gaze. "You have only been back a couple of hours and have already been summoned here. I believe this is a new record for you Revy." He said as he closed his eyes once more.
"Well what do you expect. I blow into town and sit quietly with my hands on my lap?" Asked Revy as she smirked. "Fuck that. I have more fun lighting a fire under a few asses." She finished saying as a few gasps could be heard.
"Well, I never." Said a Council woman as she couldn't believe how this woman before her was talking.
"Well by the looks of it you need well." Said Revy. "Who would want to see that ugly mug of yours in their bed each night? Your husband must make you wear a bag or screw you with the lights off." One could see a devilish grin on Revy's lips.
"Yo…." Before the woman could say anything she was cut off.
"Now Revy. We are here because a few "Members" are not sure of your claim of Naruto being Namikaze." Said the 3rd Hokage as he glared at the Civilian half of the council.
Naruto just rolled her eyes. "Really? Come on. My aunt whose never seen me before today for the first time in 14 years sees that I am her brothers daughter. How freaking blind are you fools." She said looking at the morons with a annoyed expression on her face.
Revy stepped forth. "I Revy Namikaze last heiress of the main clan. Claim Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze. The soul heiress of the Uzumaki Clan and Namikaze Clan. As for my brother was the oldest his daughter takes rightful place as head of our clan. As Kushina Uzumaki was the only soul heiress of the Royal Uzumaki Clan. Naruto is now the only heiress left alive and soul Princess of the Clan. That help Senju and Uchida clans found the Hidden leaf. As well Kushina was the grandniece of Lady Mito Senju. Whose maiden name was Uzumaki." Said Revy as everyone in the room grew quiet.
Jirayia not wanting to be left out stepped forth. "I Jirayia of the Sannin was there the day Minato and Kushina married as well I was there when Kushina found out she was going to have a baby girl." He told them smirking.
"If you do not believe me. I would gladly call for the Fire Lord to come and straighten you fools out. For he was the one to marry the two and was quite excited to hear of the baby girl the two were going to have." Said Jirayia.
Naruto looked at her sensei with shock all over her face. "Is that way his wife Lady Usagi always want to hug me and has a sad smile when she sees how everyone treats me?" She asked looking sad.
"I believe so." Said Sarutobi as he looked down at the young woman with sad eyes.
"That demon fox has bewitched the Fire Lord's wife!" Yelled three Civilian Councilmen that sat up front.
Before anyone knew what happen three shots rang out in the Council Room Chamber as three headless bodies fell to the ground.
All eyes rested on Revy as several people that sat behind the men screamed as they had brains, skull fragments and blood all over them.
"I know the law. I have every right to carry out your death sentence." Growled out Revy.
Revy looked at the aged Hokage. "Is it settled now. NARUTO WILL CARRY HER FATHER'S NAME AS OF THIS MINUTE." She growled out.
"I have her birth certificate right here with her parents names on it. As well as their bank account as well as both clans accounts. I also have the keys to both estates. Lucky for you two. Both estate are right next to each other." Said the Hokage as he held up several scrolls and keys.
"LORD HOKAGE-SAMA! YOU CAN'T JUST ALLOW THAT WOMAN TO MURDER MEMBERS OF THE COUNCIL." Shrieked Councilwoman Haruno.
"They broke my law and as such must face the punishment." He told the woman.
"They only said what is true. That girl isn't human. She lost her humanity the day that thing was put in her." Argued the pink hair woman.
Jirayia stepped forth. "Do you know anything of the Ninja arts of sealing?" He questioned the woman.
"Well no. But, I know our late 4th Hokage would have wanted us to finish his job and kill the beast. Even if it meant killing the girl." She answered.
The Shinobi side was growing angry with this stupid woman.
"OH YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOUR GOING TO DIE!" Screamed Revy as she jumped at the woman. She was only stopped by Shikaku's shadow possession Justus.
"Stand down Revy." Said The 3rd Hokage.
"Troublesome woman. She isn't worth it Revy." Said Shikaku as he sighed holding Revy still.
"Ibiki! Dragon! Anko!. I want you three to take the remaining members of the Civilian Council to T&I and have them interrogated. I want to know what all they have done in the past that I did not know of." Ordered The 3rd.
"Sir." Said All three at once. Inoich stood up. "I guess I'll call my clansmen and we will get to work. He looked over at his daughter. "Ino, it is time you come to work."
Ino nodded her head and fallowed after her father and the others.
The Elders along with Danzo sat there in shock. Never had they seen anything like that. Revy had shown brutality only ever seen in times of war.
'That woman will stand in my way of getting that girl.' Thought Danzo as he moved back into the shadows.
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Yeah Revy lost her cool. Oh well. Like I said there was a boom.
Till the next time.