So how many of you where like. What the hell? Sasuke is a girl?
Yeah I had to do it. He was to bitchy for hid own good and what better to screw with Sakura and the other mindless fools that chase after his lame ducky ass?
Like always I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR BLACK LAGOON!
HAPPY YOU BIG MEANIES. Pouts looking over at legal department.
CHAPTER 8
From Prince to Princess
Will the snake still want his prize?
Naruto and Haku pick up Sasuke taking her over to her bed. They lay her down in it.
"I want a full medical work up of Sasuke-chan and I also want a full medical evaluation. If my orders are not fallowed to the T. I will make sure you as well as Sasuke-chan have a visit with Ibiki." Said THE 3rd Hokage.
He knew many here in the hospital enjoyed kissing the brats ass and have falsified her mental evaluations in the past.
All the doctors and nurses paled and nodded their heads. They did not and I mean "DID NOT" want to have a dinner date with Ibiki for most likely Anko would tag along and it would be a nightmare.
Both teens walk out of the now girls room and walk up to the others. Naruto looked up at her Jiji. "Jiji we need to talk." She told the only grandfather figure she had ever known.
Nodding hid head he gestured for her to go back into her room and everyone fallowed behind her. Once inside Naruto went thought the signs and the room was engulfed in a purple glow. "There no one will hear us." She said as she turned to the others.
"Naru-chan what's the matter?" Asked Sarutobi with a grandfatherly smile.
With a heavy sigh she looked at him. "Kurama told me. That my mother saw the same seal that was on Sasuke's neck on Itachi's neck when he was a little kid and she was babysitting him. I mean her." She said looking away.
The room grew quiet and no one dared to speak.
"I believe Fugaku Uchiha was afraid for his clan Elders to learn that both his first and second born where both female." Continue Naruto. "But, why I'm not sure."
"I know why." Said Revy as all eyes turned to her. "If he did not have a male heir, his brothers son Shinshu would have been made heir of the clan and Fugaku couldn't have that. He was the eldest of the clan leader and his children were rightful heirs to take over." She told them.
"Yes, the Uchiha clan frowned on female heirs. For they believe woman to be the weakest of all members." Said Sarutobi.
"Hn, make sense if you think about why Itachi snapped." Said Zabuza.
All eyes went to him.
"What? I would if I was forced to live a secret life. Never allowed to be myself and forced to never truly love or anything." Said Zabuza. He felt bad for the eldest of the Uchiha sisters.
"This will not go any further then it has from here. I will deal with Sasu-chan when she awakens. I am here to let you all know. I will be awarding rank of Chunnin to several individuals." Said Sarutobi with a smile. "So, you girls best not be late. It will take place at 1 in front of the Hokage Tower." He told them.
The three girls nodded their heads and Ino jumped around Naruto. "Who do you think made it?" She asked.
Naruto smirked. "Most likely Shikamaru and Shino. They handled themselves well and showed to be ready for the next step." She told them.
"Ano, Naru-chan. I believe you made it as well." Said Hinata as she softly smiled at them.
Naruto looked at the shy girl all wide eyed. "You really think so? I don't." She told them.
Everyone laughed at the girls antics.
"Come on brat. You showed what it means to be a true leader. That is off and on the battle field." Said Zabuza as Jirayia nodded his head.
Kakashi stood off in the shadows. 'I really screwed up. I didn't think I was that bad with them.' He thought to himself as he slipped out of the room to stand watch of his only student.
Mental Ward
Sakura glared at the doctor before her. "I am fine. This would have never happen if it wasn't for Naruto. That bitch destroyed my life." She raged on as the doctor took notes.
"Haruno-san. I am here to find out how long you had that second conscious within yourself. It was reported after Ino entered your mind she saw a second soul within you." Said the blonde hair doctor.
Sakura sat there quietly. She didn't know how long she knew of second Sakura. "I don't know. She has been there for as long as I could remember. She is my personal cheerleader." She told the man before her.
He took several more notes and smiled looking up at the girl. "I must inform you of something every important. As of today you will no longer be part of the Shinobi Program. For your mental health isn't stable and you are at risk of not only hurting yourself. But, others around you." He told her.
The entire village was frighten when they heard the shrieks of a disembodied voice of a banshee.
1 o'clock in front of the Hokage Tower
All competitors from the third stage of the exam stood before the building. Even the Sand Siblings. They had turned everything they knew over of what the Snake had planned for exchange for immunity in Asylum from their Village.
Sarutobi stood before them. "Please fallow me to my office." He told them.
Everyone but Sasuke was there and fallowed the aged leader. Neji was being helped by TenTen up the steps. Gaara kept looking over at Naruto as Revy smirked.
'Seems like someone had a crush.' She thought to himself.
They had arrived and everyone stood before the desk as the Jonin-senseis stood behind their students.
"I will only be aborting this to only three people." Said Sarutobi as he looked over at the sand siblings. "You three will be taking rank of Genin of our village and I am sadden to inform you there will be three political marriages arranged out of this." He told them.
Temari's widen in fear. She didn't want to become a slave to some pompous councilman's son. "Hokage-sama. Please I can't become some pompous Councilmen son's wife." She told him with fear in her voice.
Sarutobi held up his hand and stopped her from going on. "You will marry on of the Shinobi Council male heir or chosen male member from their clan. Nothing will be done for political gain. For your home village has written you three off as expendable. After what your father did." He told her.
Slowly but reluctantly she nodded her head. 'Kami please give me someone I could grow to love.' She silently prayed.
"How will this work out with myself being the jinchuriki of the one tail beast?" Asked Gaara as his cold teal eyes stared into the old Hokage.
Naruto stepped forth and cleared her throat. "Mostly likely you would be paired with our own Jinchuriki." She told him.
All eyes went to Naruto. Once in everyone's life they saw a sorrowful expression cross Zabuza's face. "It isn't fair to the girl to be forced into this old man." Said Zabuza in his gravelly voice.
Revy's eyes widen. "No, you wouldn't do this to her." She said as she looked at Naruto.
Naruto softly smiled. "It is my fate. I know this and there is nothing I am able to do about this." She told the others.
"Like hell it is." Said Jirayia glaring at his old sensei. "Please sensei you can't do this to their daughter. Not after all this kami forsaking village has already done to her." He said with anger in his voice.
Sarutobi raised his hands. "I have not thought as far as who would marry the two sons of The Kazekage. " He told them.
Gaara had toned everyone out and was looking at the blonde with purple highlights. 'She is willing to have an unhappy life? Just for these fool?' He asked himself.
'That girl is different from the others and has my brother under her control.' Said Shukaku.
"Honestly who would allow their daughter to Marry Gaara? The Hyūga's? The Yamanaka's? The Inuzuka's? No, they wouldn't do it. If the Civilian Council members even suggest their daughters it will only be for a power play." Said Naruto as the girl looked tired. "Now we know Sasuke is a girl. I know for sure she wouldn't do it. All she wants to do is kill Itachi. Then with the snake perdo. Yeah, she isn't even a good idea."
Naruto looked at Gaara as she felt his eyes on her. She softly smiled at him.
"If I am forced into this. Naruto would be the one I would chose. She is strong and knows my burden better then anyone else around." Said Gaara.
His siblings looked at him with shock. This was the most he had ever spoken and nowhere in what he said was a death threat or anything. "Are you sure of this?" Asked Kankuro to his baby brother.
Gaara's teal eyes shifted to his older brother. "Yes, I am. As well Shukaku is curious of the girl." He told him.
Revy looked unhappy about this fact. "She will not marry anyone. I will allow them to get to know each other. This will be something that will come from the heart not being arranged for her. We are no longer in the stone age." She said as she looked at her niece.
"Very well." Said Sarutobi as he nodded his head. "But, let's get to business. Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame, and finally Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze. You three have shown that you each have what it takes to become Chunnin and great leaders." He told them as he handed them each a scroll. "Inside the scroll are your Chunnin vest. Wear them with pride." He told them.
Each teenage took a scroll with their name on it and unsealed their respected vest. Both Shikamaru and Shino vest was a stander forest green. But, Naruto's was black like her aunts.
Naruto smiled as she put it on. "Wow I made it." She whispered to herself. She felt pride in herself.
A large hand was placed on her shoulder as she looked up. There behind her was Zabuza. "Brat you make it look good and I'm proud of you. You proved what hard work can do and a strong will." He told her with a smirk under his mask.
"Dinner is on Jirayia-sama." Said Haku from behind the Toad Sannin.
"Hey? What now?" Asked a shocked Jirayia.
"Thanks Edo-sennin. Lefts go have BBQ." Said Naruto as she took his arm and dragged him out of the office before stopping. "Are you all coming. That also means you Gaara and your siblings." She said as she vanished past the doorway.
Everyone left standing in the office looked at each other and fallowed after the girl. Outside of the tower was the rookies minus Sakura and Sasuke. "Free food." Said Naruto as the others fallowed behind them.
Poor Jirayia cried tears of the thought of his lighter wallet. But, it was worth it. She earned it with all her hard work and hardship she had on Team 7. The girl was set up to fail from the get go.
Three days later
It had been three days since her promotion and life had changed a lot.
"Hey Revy." Said Naruto.
"Yeah kid?" Asked Revy as she looked at the bedhead girl across the table from her.
"You think my parents are proud of me?" Asked Naruto with fear in her voice.
Revy raised her eyebrow slightly. "They will always be proud of you. They will only be mad at a few people and I'm on that list. So, never worry. You are their pride and joy." She told the girl with a soft smile.
Naruto nodded her head and smiled. "I heard Sasuke is getting out of the hospital today. They said she will be put on off active duty till she is used to the fact she is now a girl and no long a fake boy." She told Revy to change the topic.
"I don't think she will be allowed to continue being a shinobi after this little surprised." Said Revy as she looked over some paperwork her and Balalaika had been going over.
"Well, I always thought Sasuke freaked out to much and had too many mood swings when she didn't get her way. I had called her a girl a few times before. Just funny how I was right." Said Naruto as she smiled down at her cup of noodles.
"Well get dressed. You might as well go see the "Girl"." Said Revy as she looked up at Naruto and smirked.
Konoha hospital
Sasuke sat in her room annoyed. 'How the hell did this happen?' She asked herself.
Flash back
"Sasuke your father hid your real birth certificate and placed a seal on you and your older sister to hide the fact he had only daughters and no male heir to continue his rule." Said Sarutobi as he placed the real paperwork before the girl.
Sasuke looked it all over and was shocked.
"So, my sister could have snapped from all this pressure to pretend to be a male and carry on father's rule in the clan?" Asked Sasuke as she was getting some type of insight to what drove her sister over the edge.
"Yes, that is what it looked like. Even from the journals we found after what happen that night. It appeared Itachi had met someone while she was out of the village and had her seal off. She had fallen in love and your father was enraged by this. Also she final entry in her journal was that your father wanted her to kill you. For he planned to over throw the village." He told the shocked girl.
"My father wanted me dead?" Asked a Shocked Sasuke as she looked at the book and saw this in her sister's hand writing.
End of flash back
"Sasuke-kun." Calles Sakura as she walked into Sasuke's room.
Sasuke rolled her eyes at her annoying visitor. 'One plus side. No more fan girls.' She thought to herself.
Sakura stopped in her tracks and looked at the girl with wide eyes. "I'm sorry miss. But, this room belongs to Sasuke Uchiha." She told Sasuke.
Sasuke cocked her eyebrow. "Yeah, this my room. What do you want Sakura?" She asked the annoying pinkette.
Sakura's eyes widen and she fell to her ass. "What happen to you Sasuke-kun?" She screamed.
Sasuke's left eye twitched. "I'm really a girl that was under a seal." She told the stupid pinkette.
The nurses came running into the room. "What is wrong Sasuke?" Asked a white hair woman.
"My teammate had a mental snap again. Could you get her out of here?" Asked Sasuke as she looked at the twitching body of the pinkette.
"Yes, right away." Said the white hair nurse as her another nurse picked the girl off the ground and took her off.
'How in hell did Naruto deal with that girl back in the academy?' She thought to herself.
A knock pulled her from her muse as she looked to the doorway to see Naruto.
"Dope." Said Sasuke as she looked at the girl.
"Teme. How's life treating you?" Asked Naruto as she walked over to Sasuke as she jumped onto the bed and sat down.
"Okay, I guess. Just traumatize Sakura." Said Sasuke as she was talking about the weather.
"Yeah, I heard her scream from outside of the hospital." Said Naruto as she laughed at the thought of Sakura in a straight jacket and padded room.
"So, it's true. You made Chunnin and was removed from the team?" Asked Sasuke as she was still wrapping her mind around this.
Naruto looked down at her vest. "Yeah, Kakashi wasn't that great of a sensei to Sakura and I. He was too focus on just your development that he let us slip under mat." She told the girl.
Sasuke nodded her head. "Yeah, we could have died in that forest and after that bastard that attacked us." She said looking away.
"Yeah, we where not ready for the exams. We just got lucky for Kami loved us or has a sick sense of humor." Said Naruto with a small laugh.
"So, your aunt going to stick around?" Asked Sasuke.
Naruto looked up at the girl. "Yeah, I think so. But, hey Sasuke you know you could come live with me. So, your not alone all the time." She told the other girl.
Sasuke looked at Naruto with shock. Here was her old teammate opening up her home to her and all she has ever done was be mean to the girl.
"I'll think about it. I'm staying one more night." Said Sasuke as she looked away.
"Oh yeah. When you get out. You might not want to go to your apartment." Said Naruto with a sheepish smile.
Sasuke raised her eyebrow. "Why not?" She asked.
"Your fan girls are freaking out that you're a girl and have built shrines to your old male self and I heard some plan to attack you to make sure this isn't a genjutsu or something." Said Naruto as she rub her hand behind her head.
"Be here tomorrow at 9am. I'll stay with you for a few days." Said Sasuke with both her eyes twitching.
"Sure, see you tomorrow." Said Naruto as she turned and left the room.
'This is going to be hell.' Thought Sasuke as she laid back down to sleep a little more.
Hope you all enjoy.
Yes, I'm enjoying screwing with Sakura.