Back again for the next chapter.

As you can tell, I am changing things a little and there is going to be a little fluffyness with our oddball matches.

This is what happens when I'm left to my insane little world. Sasuke become a girl and Sakura goes nuts. Lol

Like always I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR BLACK LAGOON

Chapter 10

Sucker punched

Naruto walked over to the hospital and into Sasuke's room. "Hey teme. You ready?" She asked the raven hair girl.

Sasuke looked over her shoulder as she pulled the top of her black battle dress over her head. "Yeah, just give me a second." She told the blonde.

Naruto walked over to the window and sat down on the couch under it. "I got a mission, so Haku and the others will check in on you and get you anything you need. For I don't know if you want to face those rabid fan girls." She told her as Naruto shuttered.

Sasuke paled. "Thanks. I was told by graveyard nurse my place was burned down by several of the shrines." She said with a sigh. "I'm just glade I didn't have anything important there."

"Yeah, that's good. But, it sucks you lost everything there though." Said Naruto with a weak smile.

Sasuke shook her head no. "I'm think it was a blessing. If you thing about. My old life was nothing but lies. Lies my father installed in me. Lies of my sister killing everyone to test her new power." She told Naruto as she finished dressing and laced up her knee high heel ninja boots.

Naruto smirked as she took a good look of how Sasuke was dressed. "It appears your taking to your new life fairly well. I thought you would still want to dress as a boy." She said as she paused grinning. "But, your new battle dress is cute."

Sasuke blushed as she glared at her best friend. "Shut up." She told her as she crossed her arms over her chest.

"Sure whatever princess. Come let's go. I got about an hour to pack before my mission." Said Naruto as she took the bags of cloths someone had brought the girl.

"Ino." Was all Sasuke said as she looked away and fallowed Naruto out of the room.

Naruto just nodded her head. 'Damn, I'm going to miss this hell Ino going to rain down on teme.' She thought pouting.

Both girls walked out of the hospital to see Ino and Hinata standing outside waiting for them.

"It will be safer for you two to travel in a small group." Said Ino as she smirked.

Both Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other and sweat drop. "Dammit!" Said Naruto as she looked annoyed. "Who told teme was getting out today?"

"The morning nurse not knowing about the insane stalkers." Said Ino.

"Well, they don't know what I look like now and I don't have any crest on the clothes you brought me last night." Said Sasuke as she thought things over.

"True. But, we're planning an all girls sleep over tonight at Naru-chan's house." Said Hinata as she smiled at the two girls before her and Ino.

Naruto pouted at her friend. "This sucks. I have a mission." She whined as she pulled her hair as they walked down the street.

They just laughed at her.

"Sucks to be you dope." Said Sasuke as she smirked at the blonde.

45 minutes later

Naruto sat at the main gates waiting for the others to show up.

'Kit. You know that old pervert is hiding something?' Asked Kurama as he open his eyes from his nap.

'Yeah, I had a felling. But, maybe this trip will do me some good.' Said Naruto as she looked up to the sky.

'Just be on guard.' Said Kurama as he went back to sleep.

Naruto could hear his snores as she cut the mental link. 'This last fight took a lot out of him.' She thought to herself.

Just then several people could be seen walking over to the main gate.

Jirayia sighed as he has a massive hand print across his left cheek. "Jeez, no respect." He grumbled to himself.

"Severs you right. Just be happy Balalaika didn't put a bullet between your eyes for slapping her ass." Said Revy as she laughed and hung off of Balalaika's right arm.

Balalaika looked at the prevy sage. "I am a general and Mafia Don. Not the common whore you spend your evens with." She told him with her heavy Russian accent.

"I do have to say two hands. You grew up with interesting people." Said Dutch as Benny was reading one of Jirayia's books.

"You don't know the jest of it." Said Revy as she grinned at the man.

Naruto jumped to her feet. "About damn time you three showed up." She growled out.

All heads to the blonde. She had on a long black duster with hood on. Revy looked a little shocked at this.

"What's up with the look?" Asked Zabuza as he looked her over.

"Something about this mission doesn't feel right and I don't want to stand out to much with my blonde and purple locks. Revy's hair is the same color as Anko and Neko's hair. Blonde are not to common so. I stand out." Said Naruto as she pulled the hood over her head.

"Hmm… Is doing the same thing her mom did when things felt off to the woman." Thought Jirayia as he went and check them all out.

"Revy, here are the scrolls with your liquid courage." Said Balalaika as she handed over 4 large scrolls to the young woman.

Revy smiled looking at the scrolls. "Yeah, sensei isn't going to know what's going to hit her when we see her." She said as she sealed the scrolls away into another scroll and sealed it into her wrist.

Naruto's House

Haku and the sand siblings came walking thought the front door with several large bags of food fallowed by Ino, Hinata, Tenten, Yakumo, Hana, Anko, Kurenai, Neko. All of them planned to have a sleep over while Naruto and the others where away. But, will return for another sleepover when Naruto and Revy return.

"Do, you think this is too much food for just one night?" Asked Gaara as he looked at everyone confused.

"Oh, Gaara don't be silly. This is just enough for tonight." Said Ino as she laughed.

"To bad your other teammate couldn't be here." Said TenTen to Sasuke.

Sasuke shook her head and sighed. "I think it's for the best she isn't here. She isn't taking the news of my true gender to well and by what I heard and saw. She has gone ape shit crazy." She said as she slightly paled.

"By what I understand. The girl has another soul trapped within her." Said Anko as she sat down on the couch eating some dango.

Everyone looked over at her in shock.

"Yes, that is the official story." Said Neko as she pulled off her ANBU mask.

"Creepy." Said Kankuro as he looked away.

Gaara walked to the room Naruto told him he could use. He wasn't sure if he wanted to be around these many girls at the moment.

'Smart boy. They are going to just get scary as the night goes on.' Said Shikaku as the one tail wake up.

Small village

In a small tea house sat two figures in black cloaks with red clouds.

"Itachi-chan." Said a deep dark voice.

Said woman looked up with her grey eyes meeting black predator eyes.

"Yeah, Kisami-kun." Said Itachi as she smiled up at the blue skin shark like man.

"Should we keep up our act?" Asked the now named Kisami.

Itachi just sat there for a few moments in silent. They both were there to meet their contact to give them all they knew on each member and also in hopes of breaking free.

"I believe the time has come. We must return to the leaf." Said Itachi as she took a drink of her tea.

Kisami grinned as his right hand move across the table and squeezed Itachi's left hand. His finger traced the black gold ring with a blue and red diamonds in the center of the ring.

Itachi softly blushed as her fingers inter locked with his. "No more running." She whispered.

Nodding his head he slipped off the black and red cloak to revel a blue cloak under it.

Itachi fallowed suit. But, she still had a black cloak on under hers.

The two both stood leaving behind the two cloaks and sealed away the rings they had to wear.

The same little village our little group slowly arrived as Naruto went though her steps for her fighting style.

Jirayia just smiled looking at the girl as he turned his head and saw his two contacts standing near the village gates.

Stopping dead in his tracks. Jirayia looked at the two with a little confusion. 'Why have they changed?' He thought to himself.

Zabuza fallowed Jirayia's line of sight and stopped dead in his tracks as well as his hand moved to grab his sword.

"Easy teme. We are here to meet with the old pervert." Said Kisami as he raised his hands up.

Okay kitties. I'm stopping there.

I know cliff hanger and I'll try to update sooner.