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I know updates are coming slowly. But I am getting there. I swear. I just can't keep an update schedule for I am random with what story I update, and I update so random at times.

I am also always working on two or more stories at once. That is why I can shoot out several stories on the same day at times.

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Chapter 27

Naruto sat in the living room looking at the adults before her. "So, you are telling me. That I have no say in anything and will be heading to the other side of the vile to train and hide out until we know who are the ones coming for me?" She question everyone sitting before her.

"I know it sounds unfair for telling you this." Said Jiraiya holding up his hands up in surrender. As he let out a sigh and ran his hand though his long white spikey hair.

Naruto held up her hand stopping the others before anyone could speak. "I will only do this if I can bring my protection detail. As well…." She trailed off looking around at them.

"What?" Question Dutch as he was going to have to deal with everyone she wants to bring.

"I'm not cut off from here 100%. I would like updates on everything that is happening with those bastards that Itachi-chan used to work with along with Kisame. As well is Sasuke-chan, Gaara coming along?" Question Naruto looking around the room.

"Yes, Gaara, Sasuke, Zabuza, Itachi, along with Kisame are coming along." Said Revy looking at her niece.

Shikamaru pushed off the wall that he stood at next Naruto. "I would like to come along as well." He said.

This wasn't a shock. They had a feeling he would want to go. But they didn't add him. For they wanted to know if the boy wanted to come along or just stay here wasting his time and train or spy on people. They we're not sure on what he would want to do.

"Are you sure about this?" Question Tsunade looking at the Nara Heir.

"Yes. I know Revy and Zabuza can keep her calm when she has her random panic attacks thinking of her brother on those rare nights. But I want to be there for her. Just incase something else happens." Said Shikamaru looking down at the Kitsune girl before him.

Naruto sly smiled looking up at him. "It will be fun having you there. As we four can raise hell and after shit hits the fan. We can ran back home and hide behind the vile." She said giggling at him.

All the adults sweat dropped and deadpan at the girl's words. "Only you Naruto would think about making trouble." Said Shikamaru with a sigh.

Naruto giggled once more. "We have more lands and countries to run around wild to have fun and train. As well…There are more fighting styles on the other side of the Vile. Styles that can beat Guy and Lee. For I have been learning three of them and if they can kick their asses. Now with you three learning those styles as well when we are not going on missions for Dutch or Balalaika." Said Naruto losing her giggle. As she looked to the others in the room. "This is mostly for our safety. I know that. But also for us to grow." She said falling back on the chair she is sitting in.

"That is fine. As long as you brat's don't bring too much trouble our way. I don't care what you do." Said Dutch looking at Naruto and the three other teens.

"I have already done it all. So I don't think there is anything Naruto can do that I haven't done yet." Said Revy with a grin on her face.

Naruto had a devilish grin on her face. "I was planning to make blood clones and enlist them into the US military. For I want to see how hard their training is and learn some more from.

This made everyone's eyes grow wide. "Dammit Naruto. I never thought about that." Said Revy grinning devilishly as well. "That is a good idea and I have been always wanting to play in the Army and Marine." She said laughing.

"Well we can make blood clones and send them off to learn everything and once they have done what we wanted. They can die in battle and we get all the memories as well they can make shadow clones and get the memories of their weekly training." Said Naruto with a grin.

Revy crossed her arms grinning even more nodding her head in agreement once more. "That will work." She said.

"They are going to destroy the government military in three months' time." Said Benny laughing his ass off.

Dutch looked over at Benny. "Well you know what that means. Clean Revy's record and give all the document's Naruto and her blood clones will need. We can make them into Septuplets or something. For I don't know what Naruto is planning." He said with a sigh.

The two devil woman grinned at each other. "This is going to be fun." Said Naruto with that grin still on her face.

"Troublesome." Said Shikamaru as he just looked at them before him. "But it is a good plan. For we do need to know what is going on in their super powers of that world. As if needed we can also join other governmental military groups." He said with another sigh looking at everyone.

Naruto giggled at him. "I could run for President." She said with another snicker.

Dutch and Benny paled at the idea of Naruto as the President of the United States of America.

"Well Naruto. You're a little young to become President. I believe you need to be in your 40's or something. Soo…..." Benny trailed off trying to find the words to tell her not to make that much trouble for the world.

"NO! You will not be running for whatever this President is. You will play around in their Military and I do hope they can get you to behave and listen more and not run wild." Growled out Tsunade with a tick mark appearing over his right eye on her forehead as she closes her eyes as she held up her right fist growling still.

Revy and Naruto just pouted looking at the blonde before them. "Fine." Whine Naruto not wanting to get hit over the head again. "Anyways I'm not going to be hanging out over there for that long anyways." She said still pouting. But she is still deciding for a blood clone to stay in one of the branches of the Military working her way up to the top and then running for President to see what she can do and how much trouble she can more.

Several days had passed. Naruto and the others had gotten their plan into motion and it is the day they are leaving the village in the shadow of the night. Naruto had sealed so many things they will need for their travels and move to their new home for the time.

"Are you ready for tonight brat's?" Question Revy as she walked into the girl's bedroom where Sasuke and Naruto sat finishing up their sealing.

They both looked up at Revy. "Yeah. We finished packing everything. It will go in that large scroll sitting in the corner as I need to seal away Shika's and the others stuff into it and then I'll seal into the tattoo seal on my right thigh." Said Naruto grinning.

Revy nodded her head at this. "Good. Just make sure your dressed all in black and leave your headbands here or seal them away. For we do not need anyone knowing what's going on and where we are from." She said with a sigh.

Naruto waved her off as Sasuke rolled her eyes at the purplette. "We got it." Said Sasuke bored with all the annoying adults telling them what to do.

Naruto just winked at her. "Don't worry. I am leaving the village a gift after we leave." She said giggling.

Sasuke just grinned. "Please make sure the fangirls/fanboys get the worst of it." She said giggling. During this whole time they had grown close and Sasuke doesn't mind taking part in many of the blonde pranks on the villagers. For she was tired of their 'Special Treatment'. She is always getting from them as they treat others like trash.

"Oh don't worry. We will give the video of everything from what will be happening in the morning to come from that prank of mine." Said Naruto giggling once more.

Sasuke nodded her head and stood up. "Let's get the other's stuff and get some rest before we leave." She said looking down at the kitsune girl before her.

Nodding her head Naruto finished her work and followed the raven hair girl out of her room and to meet with the others.

No one came. No one knew it was this night that they would be leaving. Not even the Hokage knew when they would leave. It was for the best for them to just vanished into the shadows and to be forgotten from them memories for a while. Well after they clean up after the prank. Naruto thought with a smile on her face.

'Good bye you bastards. I will not be missing any of you. Some I will miss. But for others. You can all rot in hell.' She thought with a grin on her face.

With that final thought they stepped into the shadows and where gone form the village for now.

The other's had left earlier so no one would question them all leaving at the same time. For it isn't good to tip ones hand.

Next time. Is the world on the other side of the vile ready for Naruto and her little rag-tag team?