The mercs were all disoriented as the laws of space-time were shifted around them to get them out of Marasmasus' life.
We begin at Jimmy Dean's Rat-themed Food Emporium and Midwifery where the Scout was born and where he finds himself now as he wakes up in an empty cradle surrounded by newborn babies. He's also naked.
Scout looks around confused. he sees the sign saying "infant ward." He cannot read so he keeps looking. He sees a nurse staring at him.
In the great American city of Midwest in the great American state of Minnesota, was born the most American man to ever American, Jane Doe. He wakes up in a crib surrounded by other cribs filled with babies. Soldier gets up, looks down, and realizes he's fully clothed, he checks for his weapons and finds that they aren't there. He walks to the front desk and asks the receptionist where the nearest gun store is. She tells him that guns have been outlawed in non-war zones since 2065.
In a farmhouse in Nevada, one of the last still in existence resides a family loving and sweet. the family residing settle down at midday to eat their lunch, they go through the standard idle chatter, "How was your day?" "The corn isn't doing so well" "The pigs are getting along better than usual" "We're gonna have a good future" before suddenly and without warning, a gloved hand bursts through the floor. The family recoils in fear and crowds in the corner. The hand punches and punches and punches until a sizable hole is made in the floor. A spawn of Satan climbs into the room muttering something under her breath. He stares at the family with a blank expression before walking into the kitchen. The family stares, petrified. A minute passes. The thing walks back into the living room and leaves. The family stares at the door then hear the cackling of flames. They hurry to the door and turn the knob, but the door does not slide open, it's been blocked by something. The flames grow.
Meanwhile in Scotland at the fancy birthing steid, Tavish DeGroot wakes up in a cradle. he asks for a bottle of whiskey drinks until they tell him he can't stay anymore.
Deep in the Dzhugdzhur Mountains, from the snow emerges a massive man clad in torn clothes and a broken bandoleer. He trudges through the snow before stumbling across a girl doing some sort of research.
" ты знаешь дорогу до ближайшего города?" says the Heavy "пожалуйста, я застрял."
The girl is startled by says in broken Russian "извини, я не говорю по-русски"
"English then?" "yes"
"good, can you show me the way to nearest town? I have been stranded"
"Sure, I can help you! I just need to finish some research first. What's your name by the way?"
"Mikhail"
"I'm Mei"
Bee Cave, Texas was where Engineer was sent. The family that used to live in the house he was born was gone replaced with a new one unfamiliar to Dell Conagher. However, the family were oddly welcoming to Dell when he explained himself. "these things happen to us all the time" they said "just last week some girl crashed through the wall and left without a single word" "heh, story of my life" Dell replied.
Medic found himself in the Stuttgart hospital he was born in. It was like being a kid in a candy store or whatever's the equivalent in Germany. It was a fun night.
Sniper woke with a mouthful of water, his eyes filled with shades of dark blue he didn't know existed, he closed his eyes hopelessly trying not to let the pressure kill him, holding his breath became the only thing he knew. What he didn't know was that he was in the lost island of New Zealand at the exact spot of his birth, although New Zealand never sank and poor Mun-dee Mundy was never supposed to be born here. Yet here he is, already dead.
Spy wakes in the bathtub of a house in France. as he gets his bearings he realizes that he's submerged in water. He gets out and walks into the living room where a woman has a knife to the throat of her unconcious husband. the two stare at each other for a moment "I'll be your alibi if you let me go" says the Spy. "Deal" says the woman. Spy leaves the apartment.