AshFan: Okay, so Tai is being lazy again-
TaiKetch'em: Wait, what?
AshFan: And he hasn't drawn the other characters that are gonna appear in the story-
TaiKetch'em: Dude, shut up! I just finished the design for one.
AshFan: So, it's gonna be a few more chapters before we get into the fifth episode of the series.
TaiKetch'em: That's not even why we haven't done Dad Beat Dad yet! Why do you always blame me for something like this?
AshFan: You're the least motivated out of us!
TaiKetch'em: You literally just discontinued your Wolf!Ash story! I'm the unmotivated one here.
AshFan: I at least update my stories.
TaiKetch'em: Why don't you go back to making that High School DxD fic.
AshFan: Oh, you wanna go there? You wanna go there? Okay… OKAY! COME HERE MOTHERFUCKER!
(Real) AshFan: Why do you guys have to do this now!?
(Real) TaiKetch'em: They fighting again?
(Real) AshFan: Yeah, they fightin' again.
(Real) TaiKetch'em: *Sigh* Okay, where's the 'Men in Black' stick?
(Real) AshFan: Anyways, thanks again to Lord Ashwood the 42nd for some help with the chapter. You are honestly a big help in this story.
(Somewhere between time and space)
Arcues and the rest of the crew were watching as the 'second intimate moment' started. He waved the vision away before looking at each other in shock.
"... Well, uh…" Arceus says before. "It seems in light of your mistake, it led to… that happening." He sighs before shaking his head and muttering. "At least it's not loveless." He then cleared his throat. "Anyways, it seems things are still good. However, we'll have to give the Arc Phone a rest for the time."
"Is that a wise choice?" Dialga asked.
"Unfortunately, with a device like this, we can't repair it quickly. Even if it takes days, we cannot rush the repair. And unfortunately, that'll mean that he won't be able to return to his home, but that'll have to be for the best."
"Sir, no offense, but won't that mean that his training will be hindered too since he wouldn't be able to train with Lucario?" Giratina asks.
Arceus stared at her for a moment before realization dawned on him. "Me dammit. UGH! I'll have to repair it quicker than expected." He then looked at the four. "Until then, no one is to touch the Arc Phone. Do I make myself clear?"
"Of course, sir!" The three all say.
"Good!" He then sighed. "This whole thing is a mess."
(VVV Tower)
Vox was sitting at his desk while getting a view of the hotel on his monitor while sipping from his coffee mug… somehow. He catches sight of Conner leaving the hotel, getting slightly interested before continuing inside and then started viewing the place. Seeing the Pokemon around the lobby and becoming curious.
"Hmm, these things could be extra trouble." He says while scratching his chin.
"UNO! Eat it, BITCH!" He heard as he turned back to the other two Vees.
"Dammit!" Valentino says before muttering curses under his breath.
Vox just shook his head before looking back at the monitor. He couldn't help but focus mostly on the creatures, not knowing they weren't demons. All he knew was that they were somehow connected to the boy and they seemed to listen to him without question, almost as if he was an overlord they respected. Surely with the power even the smallest held, they couldn't just be pets.
Surely Alastor's interest in the boy should be unsurprising. If he could control these creatures, then if the Radio Demon made a contract with him, then… it was all the more reason he sought planning to get him away from the fossil.
Then he noticed something else on his camera feed.
"What the heck?" He says under his breath.
He saw the princess and her 'girlfriend' cuddling up with the human boy. He rose a brow at the sight, surprised to see the two doing such a thing. He hummed in curiosity before zooming in, seeing the boy blushing as the three of them were smiling.
Velvette was getting her cards ready before she looked up and saw the monitor. "What?" She says before getting up and walking over to the screen. "Are they fucking trying to seduce that bloody human?"
"Wait, really?" Valentino says with interest as he comes over as well, then smiling. "Well, this is interesting."
"What is so special about this fucking human that he's getting special treatment like this? It's a fucking mortal."
"I don't get it either. Somehow this human is…" Vox started before trailing off, then squinting before he zoomed in on something in the boy's hand. The Arc Phone. "Now, what are you?" He says while smiling widely.
"... A phone?" Velvette says sarcastically.
"Oh, really? I couldn't tell from the shape of it-YOU DUMB BITCH!" Vox screamed at the other V who backed up a bit. "No shit!" He says while looking back at the screen. "But this isn't just a phone. Doesn't the shape of it look a little too… angelic?"
"Hmm, it does seem to give off that look." Valentino says, before thinking.
"Exactly, and I can bet you that this kid might have… something to do with Heaven. Perhaps a spy or… something like that."
"Or it's just the casing." Velvette says.
Then suddenly the three disappeared from the frame. The TV Demon quickly zoomed out and saw them going upstairs and leaving the lobby. His camera quickly followed behind, keeping up with them until they came to a certain set of doors.
"I-I still don't know about this." Ash says as they lead him into the room.
"It's fine. We'll be done quick this time." Charlie says before closing the door.
"Ooh, are they gonna fu-" Valentino started.
"No, I'm pretty sure princess wouldn't go that far." Vox says before he makes the camera speed out of the hotel.
"What else are they doing in the bedroom?"
"I don't fucking know. Anything else." Vox says the camera flew around before coming to a certain window. "Probably planning something or discussing some kind of-What the shit?"
All three of them went wide-eyed as they saw… the boy and his new lovers being intimate again. No sounds were being picked up, but there was visual… a lot of visual.
"They're actually fucking?" Velvette says in disbelief.
"Unbelievable." Vox says in disbelief.
"That is the last thing I expected to see, but… I gotta say, for an annoying bimbo, the princess sure knows how to move. ~" Valentino says.
"Please, I've seen better. Surely, this boy can't be that-Holy shit, why is that thing so big?" Velvette says as her face starts to turn red while Val licks his lips.
"Alright, alright, that's enough of that." Vox says as he hits a button to recall the camera. "I think I got enough footage."
"Aw, come on, Vox. I wanna see the rest." Val complained.
"If I keep it there any longer, that smiling freak is bound to catch on."
"Uh…" Velvette shook her head. "So, you went there for nothing, again?"
"Not for nothing."
"All you did was catch them having sex."
"How are you not getting the picture here?" Vox says as he stood up. "A mortal suddenly appears in Hell, has these powerful motherfuckers that listen to his every command, has somehow managed to get close enough to Lucifer's brat to… this point, and the worst part is… Alastor."
"Yep, still hung up on him about this." Valentino says.
"Tell me something new." Velvette says.
"Really? So you're not worried that if he tricks that boy into giving him his soul what power he'd get?" Vox says before showing a replay of him teleporting. "He also somehow can teleport and I am sure-" He then shows the Arc Phone. "This device plays an importance, even if it turns out to be a normal phone."
Vox then looked back at the big screen, pulling up an image of Ash.
"Whatever is up with this boy, there's more to him than just being a human."
(The next day, at the hotel)
Ash was the first to wake up, checking his phone and trying to use it. It still wasn't responding no matter what he did. He sighed before laying his head back against the pillows, disappointed by the same outcome.
He then looked down, seeing Charlie and Vaggie resting atop him with their arms around him. This time they weren't naked, wearing their sleepwear as last night they didn't 'do it' last night. He put down the phone and then wrapped his arms around the two. They smiled as the blonde moved even closer, making him smile.
He then looked over at the side. Pikachu was lying on one of the pillows, and the one-eyed cat, Keekee was curled up on top of him, the cat's bed being barren. Meanwhile, Razzle and Dazzle were sprawled around the bed, their cute snoozes being the only noise in the room. It was nice, he was cozy and comfortable, and he figured he might be there for a while. Hell, he was practically locked down with the girls on top of him.
The boy didn't think he'd be getting used to having two girlfriends at once. It was only two days ago when he was single and now he was starting to think about what his friends would think if they learned about this, how anyone in Hell would react, how his mom would react, how… his mother.
It started to hit him. No one from his world knows where he went or where he has been for the past two days. He didn't leave any kind of notice, told no one beforehand, and with his phone unable to work, he couldn't even send a Pokemon back there to tell them he was okay.
It was then that the girls started to stir and wake up. Charlie yawned as she started to rise from bed, her hair being an absolute mess, partially sticking to her face. Vaggie also rose while rubbing her eyes, her hair straight. They then both stretched as he stared at them, a blush spreading across his face while seeing them uncovered by the covers.
"Good morning." Charlie says while brushing the hair off her face.
"Yeah, good morning." Ash says, shaking his blush off before sitting up.
"So, how was your first night in your new room?... Well, the second night, but still." The princess asked.
"It was kinda nice. This is really comfy." The boy says while giving the bed a slight bounce.
"Well, if you're gonna be staying with us, might as well get comfy." Vaggie says before kissing him on the cheek.
They then started getting off the bed. However, Ash stopped when he noticed Charlie start to button her shirt and stopped before turning away as the blonde noticed and stopped.
"Sorry, it's usually just me and Vaggie whenever we're changing." She tells him.
"Makes sense. I'm just…" The boy says as he gets up. "I'm just gonna be over here waiting."
"It's not a problem, Ash. You've seen us naked before."
"Yeah, but I… just wanna keep… uh…" He trailed off, trying to find the words.
"Okay, I understand."
Nodding, he got up and walked over to the window, the girls looked at each other and giggled before they continued changing. Ash was flustered a bit as he heard the sounds of their clothes falling to the floor before the window reflection gave him a glimpse he quickly looked down from, face turning completely.
Trying to distract himself, he focused on the clock tower. 146 days until the extermination, otherwise, five months. His stomach started to twist in a knot at the thought of what would happen once the day came.
He tried not to think about it as he took out his phone and checked it again. Once again, still nothing. Worry started to take over his face as he sighed and sat on the couch by the window. When the girls were finished changing, they noticed the way he looked at the phone and walked over to him.
"Still not working?" Vaggie asked.
"Nah, still just a black screen." The boy tells her while setting the phone down. "I'm starting to get worried about how my mom must be feeling. I didn't tell her I was coming here, much less expected to be stuck down here."
"Is she gonna be okay?"
"I'm sure she will. I am a little worried about how long I'm gonna be stuck down here for. Don't want anyone else to feel the same."
"There's nothing wrong with being worried. If you're sure she'll be fine, she probably will. Especially once she sees you're okay." Charlie says as she puts a hand on his shoulder. "Remember, you can always talk to us. We're here for you."
"Thanks." Ash smiles while putting a hand on hers.
"Just a little curious, but… what would you do if you weren't gonna get back home?" Vaggie asked almost hesitantly.
They stared at each other for a small moment, the silver-haired woman anticipating how he'd react. Then Ash chuckled, much to her surprise.
"I know I'll get back. I've dealt with worse and still come back. Even if I'm stuck here for a year, I'll find a way back." He then gave her a cheerful smile.
Vaggie looked as though she wanted to say something, but as she stared at his hope-filled face, the thought slipped from her mind and she smiled back. She didn't want to destroy his mood. She wanted to keep seeing him smile and wanted to protect him… just as much as she wanted to protect her.
(Sometime later)
After changing into his casual clothes, Ash walked into the lobby with the girls beside him. Pikachu ran up to Fat Nuggets as Keekee went up to them and the three started playing. Razzle and Dazzle came up to Charizard, trying to encourage him to play with them as well, which he took a moment to do before going along with them.
"Thankfully these guys don't mind staying down here." Ash says.
"Yeah, I'm glad they like it here." Charlie says before kissing him on the cheek. "I'm gonna go make breakfast."
She then left as he smiled, watching her walk away. As he watched, a certain four-armed demon slowly inched in, making the boy feel uncomfortable as he backed up a bit.
"So, did ya have fun last night?" Angel asked him with a smug smile.
"W-what?" The boy says, not getting it.
"Ya know, all the 'fun' you've been having with these girls. Come on, tell me the juicy details."
"Angel, we didn't have sex last night." Vaggie tells him in annoyance.
"I don't know. Charlie did say something about having a soundproofing spell. We wouldn't know if you guys were fucking or not."
"Well, I'm telling you we didn't. You have to accept that."
"Is this shit really the first thing we're talking about this early?" Husk says in annoyance as Oshawott is hanging on his shoulder. "I just got up."
"Yeah, agreed."
"Says the guy drinking this early." The white-furred demon shot back.
"Just saying, I don't give a shit for whatever you do in the bedroom."
"I do! I do!" Niffty says before she energetically climbs up and gets in the boy's face. "What was it like!? Did she claw at your skin!? Did she bite you!? Did you get any bed bug bites-"
"Okay! Please stop, Niffty." He says before putting her down.
"What was sex with them like? ~" Angel asked with a wide grin.
"SHUT UP!" Ash yells, flustered.
"What? it's the princess of Hell. You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford is like."
"... Wha... W-who even is that?"
Angel then smacked his forehead as he groaned in annoyance. "Swear you need proper education sometimes."
"No, he does not." Vaggie says as she hugs him from behind. "He is perfectly fine the way he is." She ended with a kiss on his cheek.
"Thanks, Vaggie." He tells her while blushing a bit.
She smiled at him before she went over to talk to Charlie. Ash stared at them for a moment before the snake demon approached him.
"Um, pardon me, young Ketchum, but…" Pentious started before tapping his fingertips. "Do you perhaps have… uh… aaaaaaaaaany advice on… d-d-dating… of any kind?"
"Huh?" The boy says, taken aback.
"Wait, 'you' want dating advice? Is that a fucking joke?" Angel asked teasingly.
"No! I do not need a lover in my life!" Pentious says as he turns around while crossing his arms… then slowly turns back sheepishly. "But… out of curiosity…"
"Sorry, I don't really know too much about dating." Ash tells him.
"Oh…" The snake says disappointed.
"Yeah, stuff like romance is kinda out of my field of expertise." The boy chuckled before he paused for a moment and realized something. "Oh crapbaskets, I don't know anything about dating. Oh, man."
"You really don't know anything about dating?" Angel asked.
"No, I've never had a girlfriend before… let alone two."
"It ain't that hard. All you gotta do is make sure at the end of the day, you have them moaning your name-"
"Yeah, I'm not taking dating advice from you of all people." Ash says as the white-furred demon frowns. "No offense."
"... Sure."
Ash then looked at Husk who was cleaning his bar. "What? You think I know dick about romance? I ain't the guy to ask about that shit." The cat tells him.
"Got it. Uh… Okay, what would my friends say about this?" Ash says before thinking.
"Girls are to be treated like queens." Imaginary Brock says.
"Dating is like a recipe where-" Imagine Cilan starts to say before getting talked over.
"Of course, a little kid wouldn't know anything about dating-" Imagine Iris starts to say.
"Oh, I wish I knew what it was like to-" Imagine May started to say.
And then more and more imaginations of his friends started talking over each other before his thought process popped.
"... right, so much for that." He sighed before looking over at the girls as they disappeared into the kitchen. "What am I gonna do? It's not like I can just go out and ask some random demon about this." He says before he suddenly feels a powerful presence behind him. "Alastor?"
"The one and only." The Radio Demon says as he steps in front of the boy. "I couldn't help but overhear that you are having trouble, my boy."
"Well, unless you have some advice on relationships."
"Hmmm… well, I can't say for sure that I can help with that in particular." Alastor says as the boy sighs dejectedly. "But I might know someone more experienced in it."
"Wait, really?" Ash asked, perking up.
"But of course. She happens to be a dear old friend of mine. I'm sure she'd be delighted to help you with this issue."
"You have friends?" Angel asks, surprised.
"That's… that's great. Where does she live?" Ash asked, hopeful.
"Woah, woah, kid, I don't think you should be trusting this guy and whatever friend he's talking about with anything. This motherfucker is a disaster waiting to happen." Husk tells him.
"I'm sure it's not that bad." The boy says as the cat sighs. "Please, take me to her."
Alastor then gave him a delightful smile.
(Sometime later)
Ash in his demon disguise was with the Radio Demon, his eyes wide and his mouth drooping a bit.
"Uh… Alastor…" He says while staring at the sign that says 'Welcome to Cannibal Town'. "Wha… What are we… doing here?"
"We're here to visit the friend I had told you about." Alastor says before he strolled on in.
"What?" Ash says astonished before following him. "Hold on, the friend you were talking about is from a town of cannibals?"
"Indeed she is."
"Alastor, I don't wanna sound judgemental right now, but… I don't know about this. This place is…" Ash started to say before he looked around.
As he looked around, he noted just how clean it was. People were dressed in some fancy old-timey attire, strolling around with a pep in their step, some even tipping their hats or bowing to others as they passed by. Much to his surprise…
"Uh… this place is surprisingly nice."
"Isn't it, though?" Alastor says enthusiastically.
"Yeah, this place looks a lot better than the last time I was here." He tells the demon as he looks around in amazement. "I honestly was expecting-" He starts to say before he hears a splat, then turns in the direction of the noise. "Oh… that." He says referring to people who had a dead body on a table, ripping it apart then felt himself almost puke.
"And it's all thanks to one woman in particular." Alastor says before stopping in front of a set of doors holding them open as some people leave.
"Right." Ash says in an uneasy tone before going inside. "So, where is the friend you were talking about?"
"Right, over here." The demon says before pointing his mic in the direction of the 'friend'.
"Thank you, sweetheart. Come again soon." A certain someone says with an accent before the boy gets a good look at who it is beyond the crowd.
Then his face dropped as soon as he saw her. "Oh, no…"
He recognized that face all too well. He nearly jumped as she turned in his direction before her face lit up.
"Oh, my stars. Do my eyes deceive me?" The woman says excitedly before she ducked out of sight. "Alastor?" She then pushed the crowd out of the way. "Alastor! Where have you been!? These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence." She starts saying after walking over to the Radio Demon cheerfully before noticing the boy. "Oh. Who's this you brought with you?"
"Uh… I…" The boy stutters, not knowing what to say.
"Wait a second." The woman says before taking him by the chin and then looking him in the face before smiling brightly again. "Oh, I remember you now. Goodness, it has been a while since I've seen you."
"Yeah, it's uh… been a long time since… the meeting." Ash says nervously, remembering how she flashed her fangs at him for the first time.
"But where are your manners, mister? Introduce us, why don't you?" She says to Alastor before he steps in front of her.
"Ah yes, Ash, this is Rosie." He says as the woman bowed. "The most darling, delightful, and dangerous overlord, this side of the pentagram."
"Oh, always such a charmer." The woman says, flattered.
"And Rosie, this is Ash. He is a… very special friend." Alastor says as he's pushing the boy forward.
"H-hi, miss Rosie." Ash says.
"Oh, there's no need to be so formal dearie. Just Rosie is fine. Come in, come in." She then started pushing him over to a seating area with a table that had a tea kettle and cups. "Can I offer you something to eat?"
"Uh, that would be nice."
"Perfect. I'm sure I have an arm somewhere around here." Rosie says before looking at her shelves.
"Did… did you just say arm?" Ash asked wearily.
"Oh, what am I thinking? Small thing like you?" Rosie then poked at his stomach a bit. "You're probably watching your figure. How about some nice pinkie fingers?"
She then opens a box and shows him… exactly what she said. His eyes went wide before he looked around, seeing dismembered body parts set everywhere with a price to them. His face turned green and his cheeks puffed before he covered his mouth.
"Oh, good grief. Alright." She says before taking the box away and then handing him a paper bag. "Here you go."
He quickly took it and barfed his breakfast into it, coughing a bit as he pulled it away. He rubbed his stomach before looking back and seeing people stare at him before looking back towards Rosie.
"Uh, I… I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend anyone." He says while scratching the back of his head.
"It's fine dearie. Nothing to worry about." Rosie says while grabbing the top of the bag by her fingertips, and dropping it in the nearest trashcan.
"Seriously, I'm really sorry."
"Oh, so polite." The woman then pats him on the head. "Alastor, you could learn a thing or two." She then sat in one of the seats. "Sit down, and tell Auntie Rosie what she can do you."
"It's uh… kinda complicated." Ash says while sitting across from her...
"Well don't keep me suspense. I'm a very busy woman." She says as she picks tea cup and its small tray before drinking.
"It's just uh… well…" The boy pulled on his collar a bit. "Alastor said you might know something about dating?"
"Oh, that's what you're here for. Why this is the first in a long time anyone has asked about this subject. Nonetheless, I'd be delighted to tell you. Who's the lucky lady? Are you already smitten?"
"Smitten? I mean… I am dating someone. Problem is… uh… I…" Ash says before blushing in embarrassment. "I don't really know much about dating. I only just started dating them yesterday."
"Just starting out. Hmm, well, I'm sure I can help you. I'll make sure by the end you'll have her swept off her feet into your arms-"
"I-I don't know if either of them are the type of girls who would be into that."
"Either of them?"
"Yeah, I don't… wait… right, uh… I'm dating two girls at the same time." He says embarrassed again before realizing. "Wait, hold on, I know what it sounds like but… I-I… t-they agreed to both date me and-"
"Oh, no, no. Don't fret, sweetheart. It's perfectly fine. It's not unusual for someone to have multiple partners down here. I mean, most of them aren't really looking for advice for dating like this."
"Somehow I'm not surprised. The point is, I just need to know stuff like how I should act around them and uh… well, I guess what I should get for them and… where I could take them for a date maybe. I-it's not exactly easy to-"
"Settle down, settle down." Rosie says calmly. "There's no need to get worked up. Love is a big feeling, but it's not as complicated as you may think." She says as the boy listens in interest. "I know it may seem like something to freak out over, however, it's rather simple."
"It is?"
"Yes. You know what, why don't you tell me about these girls? Do they treat you right?"
"Yeah, I'd say so anyway. I try to look after them and they do the same. There was a problem where…" Ash stops before his face heated up when remembering the incident just two days ago. "I mean… they helped me through it even though they didn't have to."
"Well, they sound like such lovely ladies."
"Heh, they sure are."
(Meanwhile)
"Okay, so…" Charlie was at the activity board. "Let's see, we've got boundaries out of the way, uh… did we do trust falls this week? I think we did."
As the blonde was murmuring to herself, Vaggie had a small thought. "Hey, babe." She says, putting a hand on her shoulder, causing her to stop. "Maybe we should do the activities some other day."
"What are you talking about? We've been doing good so far."
"I get that, but… don't you think maybe we should do something for Ash?"
Charlie perked up before looking at her girlfriend. "What do you mean?"
"I mean…" Vaggie says before brushing some of her hair back. "Ya know, like how we're gonna go about having him in our relationship." She paused for a moment. "Ya know, we've been dating for three years now and it's always just been the two of us, but… well, now there's another."
"... Oh my gosh, you're right." The blonde says before dropping the papers. "How could I forget? Uh, well… I… we… I mean, it shouldn't be much different from how it was before, it's just that we have a third one here now… right?" She asks nervously.
"Right, but what should we do now that he's well, stuck here for the time being?"
"Duh, we spend more time with him. Like uh…" Charlie put a hand to her chin. "I know! How about Lu Lu World? I loved going there! All the rides, all the games… uh… he does like amusement parks right? I'm sure he does-"
"Didn't that place burn down a week ago?"
"No, that was Loo Loo Land. The crappy one that copied it. Which, I mean, the kids all enjoy it, so I guess it's not that crappy… I think. But no worries. There are places like… uh… well, there's uh…" She says as she tries to think of something, anything in Hell that might not corrupt their new boyfriend… "Uh… shit, this is gonna be harder than I thought."
"No kidding."
"Ugh, okay, let me think." Charlie says and takes a moment before snapping her fingers. "I got it. Firstly, we should focus on making him feel more comfortable here. That shouldn't be too hard since he's already been here several times and he's gotten to know the others."
"And he doesn't let things like Angel's shenanigans get to him."
"Right, he's just staying here longer than he usually does… which means he might become homesick too."
"That… I don't think we'll be able to work out." Vaggie says before the blonde growls in annoyance and plops into one of the chairs. "I know it's annoying, but it's not like we could just make this place more like home."
Charlie put a hand to her chin for a moment, thinking again before her face lightened up. "Maybe we can."
(With Ash)
"Do they love you for who you are?" Rosie asks.
"I think so." Ash says.
"Do you doubt it?"
"No, not at all."
"Do you love them back?"
"Of course I do. To the world and back. They… I haven't spent too long with them, but they mean a lot to me."
"Well, then there's no need for you to worry." Rosie says before she stands up and walks over to him. "Trust me, there's a lot of people out there who always think they need to change something about themselves or in some cases, make an extravagant gesture for the ones they love. If these girls are as loving as you say, I think you're all set."
"Do you… really think so?"
"I know so. Besides, I'm sure any girl would like a young man such as yourself who's so kind, so sweet, and as devilishly handsome as you-" She says while poking his mask causing him to scramble to keep it on. "Will have no trouble. I mean, look at the crowd you've drawn just being here."
The boy then turned to the window and saw many cannibal women pressed against the glass, staring at him and drolling with very wide smiles and razor-sharp teeth. The sight made him immediately uncomfortable.
"I… think they want my organs more than the rest of me." He says.
"Hmmm, probably both. Most new faces in town are known to get that reputation sometimes." She tells him before patting him on the head. "Like I said, you don't have to worry your sweet little head so much."
"I mean… you're the professional here."
"Oh, stop it. You're making this old bat blush." The cannibal says before giggling.
"Thank you for the advice. I just-"
"No need to thank me, dear. Come by again sometime if you ever want to talk more." Rosie then took out a business card and handed it to him. "My door will always be open."
"Right, thanks." He says before giving her a kind smile.
(Later that day)
"That was pretty helpful." Ash says as he and the radio demon are heading back to the hotel. "She was way nicer than I had expected from an overlord."
"Rosie has always been kind to those in need. Especially to the youthful ones." Alastor tells him. "When she wants to be though. Ho ho, she can be very lethal." He chuckled.
"Yeah, I can probably guess that with her being a cannibal and all. Still, that aside, it's nice to know there's someone else who isn't… well… bad in this world. It's a relief, honestly."
"You'd be surprised at how many folks come to Hell despite being well-mannered." Alastor says as they stop at the front of the hotel. "That's just the rules of life. Once you've done something horrendous, your fate is secure down here."
"I mean, is that how you ended up down here?"
"Ah, possibly. But who am I to say? Ha ha."
"Right, either way… thank you." Ash then says as the radio demon looks at him. "Ya know for helping me with my situation."
"Oh, I only brought you to someone who could help. I hardly had much to do with it."
"Yeah, but if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have met Rosie. So again, thank you." Ash says while putting a hand on the demon's shoulder, as much as he can with the height difference. "Ya know, you're not so bad as people make you out to be." He then started walking to the doors.
Alastor watched with a surprised face while holding his smile. He nearly dropped his demeanor as his ears folded back. He felt… good after hearing that. He quickly shook his head, straightening up before going for the doors as well.
They unfortunately didn't notice the camera floating around.
(VVV Tower)
"Ugh, no." Vox says as he's watching the footage by himself. "That freak's already gaining his trust." He says before slouching into his chair, pinching the bridge of his… screen? "I thought he was trouble beforehand. This is gonna be an even bigger bitch to deal with." He says before turning off the footage.
(Hotel)
"I'm back!" Ash called as he took off his disguise before his Pokemon bounced over to him. "Hey, Pikachu." He says while petting the Pokemon.
"Hey, Ash!" Charlie says before running up to and hugging him.
"Welcome back, hon." Vaggie says before kissing him on the cheek.
"How have you been?"
"Alastor hasn't done anything to you has he?"
"No, it's been good." Ash tells them before looking over at the radio demon. "He's actually helped me a lot." He says before the aforementioned demon gives him a wide smile.
"That's great." Charlie says before she takes his hand. "Before we talk about anything else, we have something we wanna show you. I think you're gonna like it." She then starts to lead him back upstairs.
"Really? Okay." Ash says as he follows behind.
"Already doing it again?" Angel says teasingly.
"Not everything we do is about sex, Angel." Vaggie says in annoyance.
"Yeah, yeah, can you at least tell me who tops?" The spider demon asks before they're gone. "No… ah shucks."
AshFan: Okay, this next part is something that took a lot of time to come up with-
TaiKetch'em: You got the idea from Lord Ashwood, didn't you?
AshFan: I got it from Lord Ashwood, yes. :(
TaiKetch'em: Wow… you know for a guy calling me lazy, you sure know how to not come up with something yourself.
AshFan: Don't test me, okay? He's just… he wants to help.
TaiKetch'em: Yeah, and I'm happy he is, I'm just saying.
All jokes aside, Thank you, Lord Ashwood the 42nd… again for the help.
"How long do I have to keep my eyes closed?" Ash asked while covering his face.
"Just a second." Charlie tells him as they stop in the middle of the bedroom. "And… oh shit. Hold on, just a little longer." He heard her walk around quietly singing to herself before she came back over. "Okay, you can open them now." She says as Ash slowly opens his eyes. "So, what do you think?"
Ash looked around the bedroom. Some things were altered, such as the windows being blocked out by blue paper, blocking out the sky and the city. There were some white spots on the top papers as if to replicate clouds. There was a big rug in the middle of the room that had green fluff and some flower patterns as if to replicate the grass from his world.
He looked towards the wall and saw some pictures hung up there that were taken when he brought the girls up to his world that one time. Some were of him or the blonde playing with his Pokemon in the ranch, one in particular showed Vaggie who looked a little annoyed as his bird Pokemon parched themselves on top of her.
As a final touch, he looked up and saw that the ceiling had some blue paper covering it too, but there was a chandelier that was colored and shaped like the sun in the middle of it. It wasn't the best, but it did look like there was some effort put in.
"We know you're gonna be stuck here for a while, so we figured we could bring your world here." Charlie tells him before seeing one of the pieces of paper fall from the window as she dashes over to put it back. "I mean, at best as we can anyway."
"We know it's not perfect, but it is… decent." Vaggie tells him. "What do you think?"
"I… I mean, this… this is amazing, but you really don't have to do all this just for me." Ash tells them.
"We know. We just want you to feel at home while you're with us." Charlie says as she walks back up to him. "You're not just a friend to us anymore, Ash. You're our partner. We have to make sure you have the best time as long as we're around."
"And as your first girlfriends, we want to make sure we're doing everything right." Vaggie tells him as she puts a hand on his shoulder.
The boy looked around the room, seeing the effort they attempted to put in. Then smiled as he looked between the two of them, before catching them off guard as he grabbed them by their waists and fell onto the bed.
"You two are already the best." He laughed as they laughed along with him.
To be continued…
Okay, no OCs talking to each other for this. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter.
Hopefully, you and Tai can get things working out and also, we're sorry if the chapters take longer each time. We're gonna continue to do this story until the series finale. Season 2 may not have come out yet, but once it does to cap off the series, only then-
(OC) AshFan: Uh, sir, season 2 is not gonna be the final season of Hazbin Hotel.
… What?
(OC) AshFan: Oh yeah, I should've probably mentioned that Vivzipop has green-lit the show for 2 more seasons.
Wha-They didn't even release the second season yet. Why did they announce 4?
(OC) AshFan: I don't know.
What are they gonna do with 4 seasons?
(OC) AshFan: I don't know. I'm not part of their crew. They did the same for Helluva Boss as well.
How the hell… uh… I… *sigh*... alright well… this doesn't change anything. Let's just… let's hope it doesn't fall off.
(OC) AshFan: I mean, it's Vivzipop. She's not like the big company like Dis-
DO NOT SAY THAT WORD IN THIS HOUSE!