A/N: Hey y'all! This chapter is just gonna be a mini-chapter based on a joke scenario that my friends and I made in the MKIP discord server. This Is a canon chapter however.

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I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, PLACES, OR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY THAT APPEAR IN THIS STORY, EXCEPT ZERO NIGIRO, AND THE HOSHIGAN. IF I DID, THIS WOULD BE AN ANIME, NOT A FANFIC.

Misgendered the MC Counter: 7


[POV - ZERO'S STAND-IN - 30 DAYS INTO THE OWL HOUSE UNIVERSE]

I was working hard late at night, putting the finishing touches on a personal project, as I let a big yawn out.

"C'mon, Zero. You can do this. Don't doze off now." I say, waving off the notification I got an hour ago.

[You have Been awake for 48 hours. {Tired} Debuff has evolved into the {Exhausted} Debuff.]

{Exhausted} [Debuff] {Exactly what it sounds like. Go take a nap. -50% to all stats. 50% MP Cost to all skills. Awareness Reduced.}

I grunt, and force myself to focus on the project, finally putting the last pieces on.

"Finally. It's done." I groan in exhaustion, as I look at the final product.

[Infinity Armor] {Godly Armor} [Armor Suited for the Strongest. Can wield the Power of Infinity Stones on its chest. Equipped Slots: 0/6]

"Alfred! I'm done for tonight, gonna go sleep in an actual bed. Do you mind if you close up shop?" I ask the Omnic, as he nods.

"Very well, Miss Nigiro. Please, Make sure you get enough sleep." He says, his voice monotone.

"I will, don't worry." I responded.

"When you tell me not to worry, that's when I worry the most."

"I resent that, y'know?"

"I'm aware, Miss."

"Goodnight, Alfred."

"Goodnight, Miss."

I make a portal into the Dorm, change into my sleepwear, and close my eyes.

Suddenly, my scroll rings, as I angrily pick it up. It's a notification, telling me of a Grimm attack near the industrial area of the city.

Furiously, I make a portal, and warp over there, as I see a bunch of what seem to be aquatic versions of Direwolves start popping out of the seaside.

[Aquawolf Pack]
[Average Level: 24]

"These fuckers are going to regret keeping me awake."

Using {Parallel Thought}, I use {Superspeed} and {Meditation}, because using anything more than that would cost too much MP with that damn [Exhausted] debuff.

I take out the Yamato, as I focus on my breathing.

"Alternate Moon Breathing - Second Form: Moon Shifting" I call out, as my sword cuts the same spot over and over and over, before eventually I sheathe it, as many,
many crescent moons fly forward, Obliterating the Aquawolves.

[Aguawolves Killed!]

[2,912XP x 18]

One of them manages to swipe at me with their claws, tearing my PJ shirt clean in half, but I jump away before they can make contact with my skin.. I quickly swap from {Superspeed} to {Limitless} to prevent them from getting any closer.

More of them are coming, and I'm getting too tired to stand. Suddenly, I hear a familiar sound approaching quickly.

A Yellow Motorcycle jumps over the shipping containers, and lands in between the Aquawolves and I, as a Familiar Yellow-Haired Beacon Student takes off her Helmet.

"Hey there, Beautiful. We got the alert too. Seems like you could use a Hand." Yang flirts, as she focuses on the approaching Grimm.

"Yeah, If that's okay. I'm just so tired…" I mumble, vision fading. I start to fall over, until someone catches me.

"I've got you." Blake says, as she and Yang share a nod, before Yang uses the Technique I taught her a week ago.

"Kaio-ken Times Two!"
Yang shouts, as a red aura surrounds her body. She starts going off on the Grimm, before sleep eventually takes me.


[POV - BLAKE BELLADONNA]

I feel Zero go limp, as she falls asleep in my arms.

"Wow. She must've been really tired." I muse, as I watch Yang finish the last of the strange Grimm.

"I think that's all of them. How's she-" Yang starts, before stopping, mouth agape.

"What's wrong?" I ask Yang, wondering what could have her shocked like that.

Her face goes beet red, before pointing at Zero. I look where she's pointing, and- HOLY SHIT!

Zero's shirt is torn, revealing two MASSIVE MELONS beneath her shirt.

"Where on earth does she hide those things?!" I whisper, taking a hold of one, confirming that they are real. Zero makes a small noise in her sleep, as Yang currently is looking away, covering her nose.

"C-could you cover them up?" Yang asks, in a surprising moment of embarrassment.

I give a smug grin at Yang, as she looks over again, before looking away, covering a blood-dripping nose.

"Wooww… Yang Xiao-Long, you like this girl, huh?" I say, poking fun at her.

"Wh-?! What?!" Yang gets a bit defensive over this, before becoming a bit bashful. "Well, I mean… Yeah..? A little bit, I guess..? I mean, Who wouldn't be attracted to a strong girl like her?"

My eyes widen a bit. Yang isn't acting flirtatious about a girl for once. This is big news.

She's not wrong though. I'd be lying if I said Zero wasn't attractive. But apparently, what I've heard from Fawn, is that Zero is a Virgin with low self-esteem. Something about "people don't really like green women". Which I think is some bullcrap. She's super kind, super friendly, and smart. She helped our whole team get stronger. Even helped me Upgrade my Semblance. If anyone hits my substitute, Their attack will be reflected against them. It's really deadly.

Yang has it BAD though. This is too good. I take a photo of Zero like she is with my scroll, for future teasing, and cover her up with my jacket, barely fitting the girl.

"Dang, Yang. She's twice your size. I think they're actually the size of Watermelons if we compare."

"S-Shut up!" She goes even more red, as I laugh at her embarrassment.


A/N: This chapter IS Canon, but it also shows that Blake is a Grade-A Little Shit, Zero has low self-esteem (like me), and Yang gets some character Development.

For context: Zero reduces her chest size by compressing her chest with bandages covered in Spatial Magic, because big tiddies get in the way of fighting and other things. I'm also going off of Saiyan women become more attractive the stronger they get.

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