DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY SONIC CHARACTERS

"It's time I go on a grand adventure, a journey of - "

Oh hang on, one second… Allow me to introduce myself. I am the narrator, the one who tells the story… and publishes it… and makes LOADS OF CASH!"

"Uhh… what are you doing? What's with the… intro? And narration…"

"Okay fine, Jim, but you'd BETTER not talk back to me again. I could replace you at any moment!"

Jim replied, sheepishly,

"Oh… right… wait, I should introduce myself…

My name's Jim, 22 years old, regular… resident… of New York. I got the invitation… You know."

"THEY DON'T KNOW!"

"Oh right, the people on there. That. So, basically, * came into our server and said whoever could make the best art of the Sonic cast could get a special prize. So I entered… and won…

I replied, somewhat sarcastically, "Yes, your art was impressive."

"So, this guy * said the winner would get a special invitation to go into Sonic's world with him and join on his quest… IT SOUNDS SO AWESOME! Wait… why am I being censored?"

"Spoilers, dude!"

"Is your name a spoiler? I knew spoiler warnings were getting crazy nowadays, but god damn…"

"Ow, the edge!"

"Speak for yourself. Like… you really should see how he usually is."

"YEAH YOU FUCKIN' SHOULD!

Oh, have I not introduced myself? Silly me. My name's Fred, 31 years old, fellow NYC resident. Me and the guys in the server got some cool alien tech, or whatever, to go into fantasy worlds. So that's pretty cool. I just hope I don't experience any… (shudders) character development… I HATE THAT! Oh, and I would like to share a fun fact with you… Jim's a furry!"

Anger steamed into Jim's face. "NO I'M NOT!"

"Well… would you mind explaining… THIS?"

It's the picture Jim drew that won the contest. There seems to be… a high level of focus on Blaze.

"It's OK to be a furry, you know. I'm a furry, too!"

Jim replied, with an extreme amount of sarcasm, "Oh yeah, sure… Couldn't tell. I'm sure THIS had nothing to do with it."

Jim is showing one of my messages on the server. It reads, "I am in love with Shadow XOXO"

"Yes… do it… embrace your inner furry. I'll wait."

"You… DO know that's not the right term, right?"

I absolutely do not fucking care. "Yeah, dude. How about we get that NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYALE?

"Can we just start already? Less dead memes, more adventure, please."

"YOU. ARE. NOT. MY. BOSS. Also, stop badmouthing dead memes! The server people won't be happy about this interference!

"You do know you can just say "Discord", right?"

"YOU VIOLATED THE – Oh, no consequences. Ha ha. As for your "adventure"… UGH, fine, we can step through the portal…"

Us two "adventurers" stepped through the portal, and fell onto some grass on the other side. The portal was raised several feet in the air, definitely by accident. A road cut through nearby, but everything else around them was a beautiful field of grass. We couldn't appreciate it yet, though. Jim was slowly getting up, and I kept lying there, refusing to get up. I got my phone out and started yelling at someone on Discord. (Don't ask how the internet works out here!)

A blue hedgehog was passing by, and stopped, approaching us.

"A… are you OK?"

I continued yelling, "FUCK THE IDIOT WHO SCREWED UP THE PORTAL LOCATION! I'M TAKING AWAY HIS POGCHAMP EMOTE!"