DISCLAIME-

"Shut up, you're not part of this!"

"You do know the disclaimer is required, right?"
"SHUT. THE. FUCK. U-"

Fred's microphone suddenly cuts out DISCLAIMER – I do not own any Sonic characters.

"Are you OK?"

Jim replied, oblivious to who was in front of him, "Oh, yeah, I'm alright. WAIT, ARE YO-"

His voice was drowned out. The voice on the phone, clearly very sad, shouted "No, please! Not my Pogchamp emote! Anything but that! How am I supposed to express myself now…" He broke down into tears.

"That's what you GET for fucking up the portal location. You're lucky I didn't do worse!"

He continued sobbing, "Please, it was an accident! And you didn't get hurt or anything…"

"I COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT! NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I TAKE IT AWAY FOR LONGER!"

"Ok-k-ay." His voice cut out.

Sonic was clearly very confused by this matter. "What's going on? What's wrong with him?"

"HE IS THE REASON MY PORTAL WAS OFF THE GROUND!"

"… Doesn't that sound mean though, to take away his... "Pogchamp emote"? Sonic wondered what that was.

"Don't care, didn't ask. And you?" I got back to lying on the ground, motionless. It's a hobby.

Jim was visibly shaking, having realized he was put on the spot. "O-oh, h-h-ey S-s-so-o-nic. Sorry about the other guy, he… tends to over-react."

"No, that's fine, I know people from other dimensions have their... differences sometimes. Now that I think of it… how did you get here?"

I got off the ground, just when Jim was about to pull me up. "We got some weird-ass machine that makes interdimensional portals, and just HAD to go here. We heard about this place, thought it was kinda cool, and... Have you seen Shadow around?"

"No… I think he's in the G.U.N base right now.."

"Oh, alright. I guess I'll get going… how do we get around? We don't exactly have superspeed, y'know...

"Don't worry, I'll get you a ride." Sonic was seen sending a message asking for a ride home. He immediately got two responses, but one backed out at the last second. (I'll tell you about it later!)

"OK, Cubot should be arriving soon. We're not that far away."

We continued awkwardly standing there for a few minutes. Sonic ran a few laps around, Jim tried to contain his emotions, and I was checking Discord for some responses to these… happenings. It was all excitement. "OMG they actually got there! Wish I could go though…" "Yes! The money will flow in, AND I'LL BUY A PRIVATE JET!" "So cool to see you guys out there, doing stuff! Can't wait for what's next!" "Please… give me back my pogchamp… I'm begging you…" OK, maybe not that last one.

Finally, Cubot arrived in his sports car, windows rolled down. He had a pair of cool sunglasses on and a fancy hat. Sonic was a bit confused.

"Oh hey Cubot, glad you could make it! What's with the outfit?"

"I felt like I wasn't respected for much, so I got a makeover! Don't ya like it?"

"Yeah, I do like it!"

I then realized who this guy ACTUALLY is. "Sonic, aren't you at least a little uncomfortable being driven by one of EGGMAN'S GODDAMN ROBOTS?"

"No, we're on pretty good terms, they never posed MUCH of a threat. ("They" referrs to Orbot and Cubot, in case your brain got deleted or something.) Besides, I honestly feel kinda bad for them."

"Oh… okay." Everyone got in the car, and we left for "Sonic's house". On the way, we had a little chat. Sonic went first.

"So, I heard Vanilla's having a dinner party soon. You could join in, if you wanted to!"

We both replied, "YES!"

"OK… wait… what's your names?"

"Oh, my name's Jim."

"And mine's Fred!"

"Well, hello! And Fred, you should probably tone down the swearing."

Fred had never seen such bullshit before."WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I DO THAT?"

"Well, Vanilla doesn't want Cream to hear any of that, so she'll probably kick you out… You wouldn't want that, would you?"

"UGHHHH, fine, just this once. Oh, is Blaze coming?"

"Yeah, she's coming too. Why did you ask?"

"Well, Jim's in love with Blaze, an-"
Jim cut me off, very angrily, "NO! I am NOT in love with Blaze! Stop lying about me!"

"Yes you are! Anyways, I think he should get a chance to meet his soulmate, just like I'm trying to find Shadow. Is Shadow coming?"

"No, Shadow's busy right now. And don't lie about other people's relationships, that's no good!"

We finally approached "Sonic's house". Wait, why is it yellow? And designed like that… OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS IS TAILS' HOUSE. I have been officialy bamboozled.