Ed: Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat, they are the kings of the fighting era, and today we are going to put one of their greatest fighter and most used characters.
Demo: Johnny Cage, the Ball Buster and Ken Masters, US Strongest Fighter.
He's Ed and I'm Demo.
Ed: And is our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out, who would win, a Death Battle.
Johnny Cage
Ed: Born on Venice, California (Earthrealm) and destined to become a famous Hollywood star, Johnny Carlton was living a luxury life, but who knew that this Hollywood star would become one of Earth's greatest defender; humans fighting to death to stop an Invasion from another realm in the way of Mortal Kombat.
Demo: Well, I'm surprised, consideration he was a dick and very arrogant at first.
-Background
-Name: Johnny Carlton
-Occupation: Movie Star
-Height: 6' feet
-Weight: 190 lbs
-Martial Artist: Shorin Ryu, Shinto Ryu, Jeet kune Do and Karate
-Ex-Husband of Sonya Blade and father of Cassie Cage
Demo: After discovering, that this was no joke, all that arrogance is gone and replaced with pure serious.
Ed: After many battles and training, Johnny has proven that he's not just show on the movies, he became one of the most powerful defenders of Earthrealm, alongside Mortal Kombat champion; Liu Kang and Special Force Commander and future wife; Sonya Blade.
Demo: Lucky bastard, that's what he is.
Ed: Cage has trained under many martials arts like Jeet Kune Do, Shinto Ryu, Shorin Ryu and Karate.
-Weapons and Moves
-Scimitar
-Nunchaku
-Brass knuckles
-Green Fireball
-Shadow Kick
-Eclipse Kick
-Shadow Dropkick
-Shadow Uppercut
-Nut Cracker
-Kasting Kall and Ball Buster
Ed: Johnny has also training with many weapons like a scimitar, nunchakus and brass knuckles, but relies much more on his fists and kicks.
Demo: Yeah, he has a lot of cool moves. He will launch you green fireballs from many directions, kick you so fast with his Shadow Kick, crush your nuts with his Nut Cracker- Oh shit, I just feel the pain after saying that, Take over, Ed.
Ed: He can send you up to the sky with Shadow Uppercut, make you spin with his Eclipse Kick and send you to a wall with Shadow Dropkick.
Demo: However, you should better watch out when he uses his two strongest move: The Ball Buster, where he hits you three times on the "nuts"(OW!) and hits you with an elbow so strong, it breaks your spine.
Ed: And the Kasting Kall, where he roundhouse someone's face so hard, it breaks your jaw, followed by cracking your skull with his knee and finish with an upward bicycle kick that snap your neck.
Demo: But, when his opponents are at his limit, he uses one of his special moves call "Fatalities".
-Fatalities
-Head Decap
-Torso Rio
-Backbreaker
-Brain Rip
-Punching Bag
-Heads Up!
-And the Winner is….
-Little Improv.
-"Here's Johnny"
-Deadly Uppercut
Demo: He can use either Head Decap,Torso Rip, Backbreaker, Punching Bag and many more, but his most use fatality is the Deadly Uppercut.
Ed: Johnny's uppercut is so strong it can snap the head from the body, sending it flying upwards. Johnny's uppercut most at least be 48% of power.
Demo: This man here is a legend to be reckoned with, he has put his money where his mouth his.
-Feast
-Has defeated Scorpion, Sonya Blade, Reptile, Baraka, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang and Goro.
-Has the guts to punch Goro's "nuts"
-The chosen one to finish Shinnok and seal him on an amulet
-The only character to being kill and revive multiple times.
Demo: He has defeated Scorpion; Mortal Kombat's face, Sonya Blade, Reptile, Baraka, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Goro and Shinnok. Has punch Goro's "nuts" hard enough to make him cry, and it was the chosen one to help defeat Shinnok, the banned of the Gods, and seal him on an amulet.
Ed: Not to forget that he has been killed and revived more times than any other MK Character.
Demo: He is a great and awesome character, but he also has his flaw.
-Loses and Weakness
-Has lose to Ermac, Raiden, Scorpion, Jax Briggs, Cyrax, Jade and Kitana
-Arrogant and overconfident
-Loses control if someone insults his family or hurt them.
-Has a big ego, responsible to his death
Ed: He has been defeated by Ermac, Jax, Scorpion, Raiden, Cyrax, Jade and Kitana. Also, he is very overconfident on every match, not forgetting, his ego is the cause of his many deaths, and if someone hurts or talk trash about his family, he will not show or have mercy.
Demo: But, despite his ego and arrogance being his weakness, is also the reason that he is one of the most powerful and dangerous character of MK. Oh, and before I forget, if you get in his way, you better had something protecting the "sacks" between your legs, because he will Crush Them!
*Goro takes Johnny glasses ($ 3,000 dollars WTF?) and crush them.
Goro: I will crush you like the bug you are!
Johnny:... All right them. Let's dance.
Johnny do the "split" while dodging a punch of Goro and punch between the legs, making the four arms giant cry in pain*
Ken Masters
Ed: Ken Masters is the only son of the Masters Family, the biggest, richest family in US….. what you thought he was some kind of Master at something?
Demo: Despite saying that he doesn't like money, he really spends a lot. Hotel, Fancy restaurants, cars, malls, you name it.
Ed: Moving along, Ken went to Japan to learn martial arts.
-Background
-Name: Ken Master
-Height: 5'9''
-Weight: 183 lbs
-A good heart Man
-Strongest Fighter on US
-Marry with Elize
-Black Belt in Karate
Ed: In Japan, he was trained under the wing of Gouken, an old man that trains on the code of "Kyokushin - style" also known as "Assassin-Fist", which is strange because Gouken doesn't use it to kill, but rather to protect.
Demo: That is lame, imagine all the people begging for mercy.
Ed: Ken, alongside with his best friend and rival, Ryu, train under this training and learn famous techniques.
-Moves set
-Shoryuken
-Hadoken
-Tatsumaki Senpukyaku
-Joudan Sokutogeri
-Shinryuken
Demo: Just like Ryu, Ken can use the Shoryuken, a powerful uppercut that can send you up to the sky, can use the Hadoken, a concrete fire blast and a spin-kick tornado like helicopter call the Tutsumaki Senpakyaku.
Ed: Tatsumaki Senpukyaku.
Demo: What did I say? (reads script again)...Oh.
Ed: He also has a sword-blade kick attack call the Joudan Sokutogeri (Demo starts to laugh hysterical) What is funny?
Demo: Ha….haha ... t-trans-slate, pl-esa-se-e.
Ed: (search on translate)...WTF?...Ok, now I have seen everything.
Demo: (getting his breath)*sigh*...Well! Back to Ken, he has one more move that only he can perfect it. Gouken told Ken that his Shoryuken is he's best move.
Ed: To honor the man that he respected, he created his strongest uppercut ever: Shinryuken.
Demo: An uppercut that creates fire!? Where can I learn THAT!
Ed: Ken's Shinryuken come from his soul, burning with passion, is more of an aura than fire.
Demo: Is still awesome, if I ever do that, I'm going to die happy.
Ed: And so, Ken has accomplished impressive feats.
-Feats
-Strongest fighter on US.
-Winner of the first Street Fighter Tournament
-Has help Ryu defeat M. Bison
-Has defeated Vega, Ryu, Zangief and Dalsing
Ed: Like we said in the beginning, Ken is the Strongest Fighter on US by winning the first Street Fighter Tournament.
Demo: Ken has defeated the likes of Vega; the Masked Killer, his best friend and rival; Ryu, the Russian Cyclone; Zangief and the motherfucking long-range attacker: Dalsing and we all know that fighting this guy is a pain in the ass. Also, he has helped Ryu into defeating Shadloo leader: M. Bison.
Ed: He may be the strongest in US, that doesn't mean he's invincible.
-Loses and Weakness
-Has lost to Guile, Akuma, and Seth
-Hot Blooded
-Fear of not seeing Eliza again.
Ed: Ken has lost to the likes of Guille, a detective in search of Shadaloo, himself, got his butt whooped by his master killer, Akuma and the silver Humanoid: Seth.
Demo: Not forgetting; he's hot blooded, despite being an adult, and every time that he's on the verge of defeated or fighting a strong opponent, he thinks of the fear that he will never see his beloved wife, Eliza….. Can't blame him for that; look at that woman (picture of Eliza) finding someone like her, Oh man.
Ed: But, even though, finding Ken's weakness is a challenge, there is a reason he is (for the 5th time) the Strongest Fighter in US.
*Ryu dodged a kick from Ken and roll to a distanced.
Ken: Come on Ryu, if you don't fight, you will be hurting my feelings*.
Ed: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Demo: Will Johnny Cage surpass US Strongest fighter, or will Ken Master Survive the Ball Buster?
Well get Ready, for a DEATH BATTLE!
A motorcycle is seeing driving through the city, it stops on a parking lot and the driver remove his helmet, revealing a blonde boy with a red 'Gi'. Ken Master stare at the large building in front of him. He enters and start climbing the stairs to the rooftop. Once there, a helicopter starts to approach. A rope start to fall, and someone starts to slide down. Once down, Ken saw the person: a man on his 40 years wearing a blue vest, in his body was a tattoo that said 'Johnny', in his fingers have rings that said 'Cage', he wears a long blue pant's. Ken points his finger at him.
Ken: "I have been looking for you: Johnny Cage".
Johnny Cage stares at him.
Johnny: "Well here I am, considered that was it was saying on the letter".
Johnny throws a piece of paper to the ground that says: "Mr. Cage, meet me at the largest building on the city on the rooftop."
Johnny: "So what do you want? An autograph or something, 'cause I don't have much time".
Ken: "I have come to fight you"
Johnny (surprised): "Woah man, hold on, I love taking challenge, but what I do is very dangerous for me to fight you".
Ken: "So do I (stand on his fighting pose), now come at me".
Johnny: "Really man, what I do is much worse than fighting a tournament, Mr. Master".
Ken: "...Well then, let me clarify in the other way: Johnny Cage, I challenge you to a Mortal Kombat".
Silence take over, until Cage's worry turn into a smile, he grabs a pair of glasses from his pocket.
Johnny: "Man, why didn't you start from there?"
Johnny put his glasses on and put himself on his fighting pose.
Is Show Time!
FIGHT!
Ken run's at Johnny with a flying kick, Johnny blocked with his arm's stopping Ken in the process, he picks Ken by the leg and slam him on the ground. Ken grabs both arms of Cage and put his leg on his stomach, he launches Cage off him. Johnny rolls right next to the edge of the building, if it wasn't for his reflexes, the match will be already over. Once on his balanced, Cage starts to launch green fireballs at Ken, who dodge them all and went directly at Cage with the intention of punching him, but when he was close to him, the movie star dodged by rolling behind him and use a shadow dropkick that sent Ken off the edge and make him fall off the rooftop. As he was falling, Ken angle himself and use Tatsumaki Senpukyaku and went directly to a window.
Inside, people were making a movie of fighters, a martial artist vs a movie star (what a coincidence!), as they start the shooting, Ken breaks through the window and lands on the stage, scaring the actors off their feet, before anyone could ask, Johnny Cage kicks the entrance door and went running at the stage where Ken was.
Johnny: "I'm surprised you manage to get out of that, kid".
Ken: "Old man, I have been through a lot worse situation than that".
Johnny: "Well then, let's see you survive this!"
Johnny used the Shadow kick as he approaches Ken, but Ken was ready this time, he countered with his Joudan Sokutogeri (or as I call him "the Blade Kick"), both feet's contact and ALL the windows in the building (Yes! All the building!) shattered into pieces. All the people on the studio went flying stray into a wall. Both combatants start punching, kicking and blocking each other's attack, finishing with punches that send meter's away from each other. Ken start's launching Hadoken, while Johnny launches green fireball's. Surprising, they all contact with each other. Ken launch one more Hadoken, then start following it. As Cage throws one more fireball at the Hadoken, he sees Ken launching an uppercut that is know as the Shoryuken, that hits him in the chin sending him up to the sky as Ken jumps into the air and use a flaming Tatsumaki Senpukyaku, finishing with a powerful Hadoken that send Johnny to the stage's ground with a "thump" while Ken lands on the stage and start to taunt.
Ken: Come on, Old man, aren't you the so call "Defender of Earthrealm"?
As Cage starts to get himself up to his feet, he sees an incoming punch from Ken, he dodged by using the split, which surprised Ken.
Johnny: "Kid, they call me the 'Ball Buster', and I plan to show you why".
Johnny pulls back his left arm and send flying into Ken "jewels" Ken's eyes pop out as Cage punch him two more times. Trying to hold the pain with his hands, Johnny took the opportunity to go behind Ken, stretch his elbow up and let it fall on Ken's back; breaking it in the process. Ken falls down to the ground, but he isn't done. As he was getting up, he was received by an upward kick to the face that send Ken a few meters away. Ken starts to get up; his legs struggling to stand up.
Johnny: Come on kid, are you really the "Strongest Fighter on US"?
Cage taunts Ken by doing a three upward kicks while standing on one leg. (A very good balanced, if I said so myself).
Ken looks up at him and smile, while still holding the pain.
Ken: "Mr. Cage, I say it once, and I say it again; I have survived worse things than that''.
Johnny: "Yeah, yeah, I get it kid (looks at his watch), look, I would love to keep this up, but I have a meeting in 20 minutes, so let's finish this quick".
Ken: "Fine by me, but the one walking victorious out of here wield be me".
Johnny: We'll see, Kid.
Both combatants look at each other, suddenly a western showdown song start and a tumbleweed was rolling on the scene. (what is this, Clint Eastwood vs The Lone Ranger?) Then both fighters went running at each other, Ken pulls back his arm and a red flame starts to come out of his hand, while Johnny pulls his arm back too, a green aura emits from all his arm.
Ken/Johnny: "Shin…./Deadly…..".
Once they were close enough, they pull back further there punch's.
Ken/Johnny: "Ryuken!/Uppercut!".
Both of them let their fists fly and both of them contact with their chin. A blind flash's came out of nowhere and nobody could see anything. After a few moments, visibility came, both fighters were standing still, both fists on their chin. Ken eyes were covered by his hair, Cage still have his glasses on. The people around the stage where dumbfound, a battle has occurred, but who won the match? ...
The answer came when both heads of both combatants came off their body and skyrocket to the ceiling and passed through the roof top, disappearing in the sky. Their body fall backwards as blood start to sink the body's on a pool of blood.
K.O
Demo: Wait, wait, wait a sec, hold iiiiit. The Fuck just happened?
Ed: Exactly what you saw. Both Johnny's Martial Artist and Ken's Assassin Fist were even. From projectiles, moves, kicks and punches, they have proved to have the same kind of power, after days of analysis in our computer, we have found and determined that both Ken and Johnny have the same amount of strength to kill. Making the match a 50/50 chance of winning for both combatants. And you make say: "But, Ken never kill in his life and all that" listen, Ken trains the "Assassins Fist", so even though he never kills, this art are meant to kill in the first place, so don't complain on me.
Demo: And WHY wasn't I inform about this?
Ed: You sleep in the WHOLE EXPLANATION, dumbass!
Demo: ...Really?
Ed: Yes.
Demo: …. Well, this match blew my head off.
Ed: This match was a draw.
Next time on Death Battle!
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