Ed: Today our combatants are expert on hand on hand; kicks combat, athletic, powerful, sexy and-

Demo: BAD, like really bad, "Wanted" to be precises.

Ed: Exactly; Juri Han, the "Spider" of S.I.N

Demo: And Boa Hancock, the Pirate Empress.

Ed: His Demo and I'm Ed, and is our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out, who would win a Death Battle.


Juri Han

Ed: Juri is a taekwondo assassin that works for S.I.N (Shadaloo Intimidation Network), but her story start with the dead of her parents.


-Background

-Name: Juri Han

-Height: 5'5" (165cm)

-Weight: 101 lbs (46kg)

-Alias: "Spider"

-Completely a psycho

-Likes spicy food, spider, death, destruction and strong opponent's

-Great Hate with Shadaloo and M. Bison


Demo: After her parent's die by the hands of Shadaloo and lost her left eye; which got badly damage, she promised to destroy M. Bison, even is it mean joining him.

Ed: But, thanks to that, Juri could operate her eye, does receiving a machine that gave the code-name "Spider" and is call: Feng Shui Engine.


-Feng Shui Engine

-Superhuman Strength

-Fast Reflexes and Speed

-Unlimited Ki power


Ed: This machine makes Juri super powerful, fast and gave her great ki control, which grants her great moves and Super moves.


-Move set and Super Moves

-Fuhajin

-Shikusen

-Senpusha

-Fuharenjih

-Feng Shui Engine

-Kaisen Dankairaku


Ed: She uses Taekwondo style, she concentrate on kicks which makes her a great offensive and rush-down character. Her first move is the Fuhajin, a short range projectile that she can charge it and deceived when to release, the Shikusen, an aerial dive kick, the Kasatushi, a counter move that makes Juri either go backwards, jump into the air, or dart behind her opponent, and her most used move, the Senpusha, which is a pinwheel kick that hurt like a saw.

Demo: But, compared to her three Super moves, is nothing, there is the Fuharenjin, where she unleash a fury of fireball that juggles the opponent, ending with a fireball that hits the opponent in the air diagonally, the Feng Shui Engine (yes, I know that's the name of her machine, but that's what it says), which is a time-based move that allows her to do a chain combo their normal moves that her normal combo couldn't do, thanks to her eponymous eye. However, her most powerful attack is the Kaisen Dankairaku, where Juri kicks her opponent, follow up with a multi-hit helicopter kick, and then send them to the sky, where she jumps and hit them to go down. Using the Feng Shui Engine, she gets to the ground before they land, "catches" them with her leg, and then slams her opponent to the ground. I don't know about you people, but I'm going to look for the guy that created that machine, beat him up and force him to create that machine for me.

Ed: If you get that in your eye, the world would be destroyed, but thanks to that, Juri have proof herself to be a merciless killer.


-Feats

-Mastered Taekwondo at age of 15

-Defeat many of 's elite fighters

-The longest rival Chun-Li ever had

-Outsmarted Seth and left him to die

-Can redirected a rocket grenade with kicks

-Became leader of S.I.N


Demo: Before she was even a killer, Juri has mastered taekwondo at 15! Has defeated every elite fighter of, she is the longest rival of Chun Li, has outsmart Seth and left him to dead, became leader of S.I.N and can redirect rocket grenade, with kicks. ... With Motherfucking Kicks, how do you do that shit!?

Ed: Yes, she is an incredible fighter, but just like any other, she has flaw.


-Weaknesses

-Feng Shui power drains

-Low Durability

-Most of her moves leaves her open wide

-Gets angered really easy

-Toys with her victims


Ed: Her Feng Shui Engine needs to recharge in time, most of her attacks leaves her wide open for enemies to attack.

Demo: Not forgetting her durability sucks and she can get anger really easy, Oh! and she plays with her victims rather than go for the finishing blow.

Ed: But, since Juri is a driven and skilled fighter, she might win this match.

*Juri looks down at a defeated Chun-Li

Juri: Awwww, is this the best Interpol has? What a shame. Hahahahahaha!*


Boa Hancock

Demo: My God. Is a Goddess I tell you; A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS!

Ed: Boa Hancock is the ruler of Kuja Island, the land of woman, Captain of the Kuja Pirates and a member of the Shichibukai, a.k.a "Seven Warlords of the Sea." Pirates that works for the World Government.


.-Background

-Name: Boa Hancock

-Height: 191cm (6'3')

-Alias: Pirate Empress, Snake Princess

-Ruler of the Kuja Kingdom (Maiden)

-Royal Member of the Shichibukai

-Self-proclaimed wife of Monkey D. Luffy

- Former slave of the Celestial Dragons


Demo: But, before she was a lord, she was a slave for the Celestial Dragons, son of a bitches that are "supposedly" descendants of the gods and they threaten humans and creatures, like pieces of trash, fucking assholes! That's what they are!

Ed: Luckily, thanks to an escape slave, she managed to escape with her sisters, and return to Kuja island, years later she became ruler of said island. She forbid any man to come closer to the island, any man except one, a man that punch a Celestial Dragon; knowing the consequences, a man that told her he hates more the Celestial Dragons than the slave, a man that saved her and her sister from stopping a secret coming out, a boy with a straw hat: Monkey D. Luffy.

Demo: And after she hears what he thinks of her dark life, she somehow fell in love for him, she would do anything for him, clean anything he says, feed him, do anything like all women should do. Hell! She even proposed to him a marriage…. which he says no…..(crying) Damn bastard, he has the most beautiful woman at his feet and he doesn't care~

Ed: However, we are explaining for her Death Battle, so back to the summary. While she was still a slave, she was forced to eat a devil fruit, fruits that grant special power, she ate the Mero-Mero Fruit (which means Love-Love).


-Mero-Mero Fruit

-Makes does that wants to do "dirty" things into stone.

-Attracts both Man and Woman to love her

-Can turn people into stone with the user's choice

-Physical attacks can make victims turn into stone


Ed: This fruit allows her to turn people into stone and grant her moves.


-Move set

-Mero Mero Mellow

-Mezameyo

-Pistol Kiss

-Slave Arrow

-Perfume Femur


Ed: The Mero Mero Mellow, is basically a beam shape heart that transforms anyone who see it into stone, the Mezameyo is a flying heart kiss that on contact makes you also into stone, Pistol Kiss; Hancock kiss her index finger and points at her victims like a pistol and shoots small bullet-like hearts that also turn you into stone, Slave Arrow, Boa blows a big Heart, she pulls it back and let go which throws arrows, and if it hit you it will turn you into stone (how many "stone" are we saying?), but you can escape from this, and last the Perfume Femur, where she handstand and spin around as it delivers series of kicks. Anything she strikes many turn into stone.

Demo: But, that is not just the only thing on her arsenal. She also has Haki.


-Haki

-Busoshoku Haki

-Haoshoku Haki


Demo: A power that comes from one's will, it helps defeat and fight other devil fruit users. There are three haki power, Hancock knows two: Busoshoku Haki (Armament haki) which turn any part of her body, covered in an invincible shield that can withstand any devil fruit attack, and the Haoshoku Haki (Conquer Haki) the most powerful haki power, it can KO an entire army in seconds, but only few can use it and they say that does who have it, has the right to become king. Hey, maybe I have!

Ed: Doubt it, anyway, thanks to this Hancock has proven herself.


-Feats

-Strong enough to break stones and rocks with one kick

-Has defeated Marines Army and Pirates Crew alone

-Can make both Man and Woman to forgive her

-One of the most dangerous Pirate ever

-Formed Bounty: 800,000,000 Berries

-Fast enough to outrun anything throw at her


Ed: She is strong enough to break stones in one kick, has defeated several army of the marine and pirates crew alone, can make any man or woman forgive her for anything and is one of the most dangerous pirate in the sea, reason for her title; look at her formed bounty.

Demo: But, even a Goddess have flaws.


-Weaknesses

-Doesn't like to fight

-Uses her beauty to finish fight

-A pure heart person can surpass her Mero Mero power

-Thinking of Monkey D. Luffy himself


Ed: Her Mero Mero power doesn't affect those of Pure heart like Luffy, she doesn't like to fight preferring to use her beauty to get out fight, but her greatest weakness is her love for Luffy, she so badly in love with him that every time she thinks of him she can't concentrate on her fights, making her an easy target.

Demo: Even so, she is one of the most feared pirate on the Grand Line, you have been warned, falling in love with her mighty be the last thing you do.

*Hancock kicks a marine on the face.

Marine: "Hey! Who's side are you on Hancock?!"

Hancock throws his head backwards and looks up while pointing her index finger at the marine.

Hancock: "I do what I want, and you can't stop me because (she gets her face to normal), I'm beautiful".

All the Marines around her start to fall in love for her.*


Ed: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Demo: Will Juri Han destroy the Empress beautiful charms, or will Boa Hancock "stomp" the spider on her tracks?

Well get ready, for a Death Battle!


In a village, inside a bar, a man was thrown into a wall, badly injured, he tries to get up, only for a feet to stomp on his hand and he screams in pain. The foot belonged to a woman with a purple dudou on her chest, long, baggy, off-white trousers and purple tights, she has dark hair styled into two horn-like bangs at the top of her head. Juri Han picks the head of the poor man, she shows him a wanted poster of a boy with a smile and a straw hat on his head.

Juri:"Now I ask you again, "Straw-Hat Luffy", where can I find him?

Man:" Please miss, I don't know, stop pleaseeee~!"

Juri just raise her leg upward and let it crush the man's crown head.

Juri:(sigh) Worthless, (she looks at the wanted poster the boy)...Monkey D. Luffy, the son of the Revolutionary Dragon, member of the worst generation and a troublemaker, such a fine, strong man, and you will be all mine, if the rumors are true. You just wait, Luffy~.

Suddenly, the building's doors were sent flying to where Juri was, of course, she dodged them easily, looks at the perpetrator at the entrance: a very tall slender woman with long black hair, she wears a red blouse that showed half of her chest, loose sarong that exposed her, long slender legs, along with a white cape sporting a strange symbol (Juri's perspective). She walks inside, and spot Juri. She points at her with her index finger while looking upward.

Hancock:"You, the girl with the purple clothes".

Juri: (Picks a chair and she sits on it) Yes?

Hancock:"What business do you have with Luffy?"

Juri (Delight):"Aww, finally, someone with information, can you please tell me where can I find him or do I have to beat it out of you too".

Hancock:"You haven't answer my question?"

Juri:"To make him my play toy, why? Have a problem, raven?"

Hancock:"PLAY TOY!? (puts her face correctly and with anger) How there you call my "beloved" a toy!".

Juri:"Ohhhh, so he's your "beloved", eh. Tell you what, tell me where can I find him, and I might let you have some fun with him too, how's that, hmm?"

Hancock's answer was to exhale a big heart from her mouth, she pulls it back and shouts:

Hancock: Slave Arrow!

Arrows were sent flying directly to Juri, she jumps from the chair she was to a safe spot, as the arrows hit the chair making dust around it.

Juri:"I'll take that as a no, and I was being nice. Well get ready "sweetheart", 'cause you're on a road to pain! (She stands on her fighting stance).


Let us see, who is the Predator!

FIGHT!


Juri rockets to Hancock with a baseball kick, ready to hit her, but Hancock intercepted with her own kick. Juri use her other leg to hit her on the face, but the Snake Princess dodged by doing a "Matrix". Hancock use a roundhouse kick to hit her, but the S.I.N Agent use her leg to stop it. From left kick, right kicks and any other kick, they both evade and counter the attacks. They finish with both of their own kicks struggling to surpass one another.

Juri:"I'm impressed, you have followed up with my speed kicks very well, blondie".

Hancock:"Of course I have, for Luffy, I will make anything, and I will not let some baggy old woman take it away from me".

Juri: "Well, this might fun after all, you will be a excellent 'dummy practice', and don't worry; I'll make sure he gets a better thing from me than you".

Veins were appearing on the Empress's forehead. She broke their struggle and stomp on the ground that surprised and sent the "Spider" sliding (while still standing) to the ground and anything around her. Juri smile as she sees her opponent going angry and showing off her strength. (And we all know that Juri LOVES strong opponents).

Hancock: "How dare you talk like that, there's only one woman for him and that's me! I have never been so mad in my entire life before!

Juri: "Do I look like I care?"

Hancock kiss her index finger and pointed it at Juri like a pistol.

Hancock: "You will be, Pistol Kiss!"

Her index finger started to shoot bullet's hearts. Juri puts her agility and machine to work and dodged all the incoming heart's and went straight to the Empress. When she was close enough, she used her ki to launch her Fuhajin. Hancock use her Busoshoku Haki to stop the incoming projectile, but Juri was behind the projectile' and before Boa could see it, Juri's eye glow, and she started using a chain combo on her, left kick, right kick, baseball, roundhouse kick, upward kick, and many more, she finished with a blade kick that sent Hancock backwards while standing, she was daze and was trying to concentrate, while Juri just taunt her.

Juri: "What's the matter, snake got your tongue?"

Anger more, Hancock went straight at her with a charge leg swing, but Juri dodged, and jump to a wall and rocket down at her with an aerial kick. Boa was ready this time. With one leg, she stops Juri diving kick.

Hancock: "Mezameyo!"

She sent a kiss-shape heart-bullet that touch Juri, transforming her in stone, Hancock then kicks her, thus breaking the spell on Juri.

Hancock: "Perfume Femur!"

She does the handstand and start kicking Juri with her spinning legs. She then launches the Spider upward, making her hit the ceiling. Juri start to fall down as Hancock jumps into a wall and bounced off it, she uses an aerial sky dive that hit Juri, forcing being push to the ground with Hancock, once on contact, Juri's body make a huge dent on the ground, Boa jumps off her, landing next to the hole. Juri "apparently" was unconscious, Hancock, satisfy, she starts to walk away from her KO opponent.

Hancock: "Nobody touches my "beloved", he's mine and only mine. (She starts to imagine her dream Luffy, she told her about what has concur and he was praying her for amazing performance making her blush) ~Oh, Luffy, you don't need to say things like that, I would do anything for you!~(Dream Luffy stands in front her, and ask if she want' to marry him) ~Oh Luffy, you don't know how long I have been waiting for this~".

Unknow to her, as she was on her dreams, Juri hands start to move, she slowly start to wake up with a creepy smile on her face and her left eye glowing purple. She stands up and stomp really hard on the ground, making Hancock wake up from her dream, Boa turns around, only to be received with a kick so hard, it launches her to a wall that causes her to go OUT of the building. She was rolling down the village, surprising the people around the village. As Hancock was getting up, Juri was already in front of her, the Spider used her famous pinwheel kick that after finishing, it somehow, make fly up into the air, follow by Juri unleashing a fury of fireball's, all hitting Hancock as the last one explode and the Empress fall down to the ground. Surprisingly, Hancock was getting up, her clothes were rip off around her, exposing her skin. Juri started to laugh maniacally.

Juri: "You have made my day, girly, but I need my strength to take down your "beloved", and don't worry, if he doesn't deception me, he won't have the same fate as you, on the brief side, if he does deception me, you both be together forever".

As Hancock was standing up, Juri kicks her followed by a multi-hit helicopter that sends Boa to the sky, Juri jumps, gets to hit her back on the back and sent her to the ground, but before Juri was already there, thanks to her Feng Shui Engine machine on her eye, she catches her with her leg, making Hancock do the "scorpion", Juri put Hancock upside down head next to her face and looks at her.

Juri: "Any last words, pretty?"

Hancock had his eyes shut and then she opens them up, but her eyes were those eyes of being innocent, her face was blushing and from her own mouth that was red (really red), she said something Juri never expect.

Hancock: "Kiss me".

Juri (confused): Wha-

Suddenly, Hancock kisses Juri on her mouth. Everybody around them give different reactions: men were nose-bleeding, women were blushing deeply and kids were confused. Juri was taken by surprise; even if she did force someone to kiss her, no one would there to kiss a crazy killer like her, she was so surprised, she didn't notice she fell into the snakes trap.

Hancock used her Haoshoku Haki on Juri, the Spider start to feel weak, she lost all her strength and fall to her knees, Hancock stood in front of her, she puts her leg like if she was going to "squash" something, she puts the point of her shoe, and with enough strength, she pierced into Juri left eye, Juri recovers from her daze by yelling in pain as she fell backwards by the force of Hancock's shoe on her eye, crushing the Feng Shui Engine in the process and making her eye spill blood out off it.

Hancock: "I notice that everything you do, comes from the light on your eye, I can feel stepping on something, this is where you get your power, right scum?"

Juri: "You… BITCH, I….. will….never…. forgive…... you…..for…..this!'

Hancock: "You will, why? (she puts her hands together, forming a heart shape) Because I'm Beautiful, Mello-Mello Mellow!

A beam of heart hit Juri and before she could say anything, she became a human stone, Hancock rose her other leg and stomp in the stomach of her now stone opponent creating cracks around the body and transform it into tiny pieces of stone, leaving the head completely unbroken. As she steps out of her now cause "mess", she looks around and everybody was trembling or scared at her. Then, she puts her "Innocent" face that call the attention of everybody.

Hancock "Will one of you, please, clean up this up for me?~

Everybody (with heart shaped eyes): "Of course, my Lady!"

K.O


Demo: (while nose-bleeding like a rocket in the air) ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! LONG LIVE THE EMPRESS!

Ed: This was a close one, Juri had the advantage in speed and strength thanks to her Feng Shui Engine, but Hancock have much more arsenal at her disposal, she had more options of both close-range and long-range attack to surpass anything that Juri throws at her, and while Juri can redirect rocket grenade with her leg, Hancock destroys stones with one kick.

Demo: And you may ask: Juri can withstand the Mero-Mero Fruit curse and the Haki power is to KO opponents, Ok, let the expert explain: yes, Juri can surpass the effect of the Fruit, but consider this: she was kisses unexpectedly, her machine was squash and her rage went loose, you expect her to have enough strength to withstand something like this….maybe, but you get the point, and don't forget that the curse can't affect does with pure heart, and just because she has done good thing in her life that doesn't mean she has even a good heart, and the Haki does KO people that can't withstand, but that doesn't mean it can't defeat Juri. Like in the One Piece, people have survived the Haki, but it forced them to their knees, so Juri is not an exception. But, I have to say that kissing part got my "anaconda" to move a lot, out of control.

Ed: And as we all know, Juri likes to play with her victim's rather than go for the finishing blow. Hancock took advantage of this opportunity, which seal the fate of the match.

Demo: In the end, Juri just got stomp like a bug….. you know, 'cause her nickname is "spider" and she got stomp and all.

Ed: The winner is Boa Hancock.


Next time on Death Battle!

Demolition Experts

Master of Destruction

Their answer to everything: bombs.

A tiny man with a circular head and blue clothes, summoned a bomb from his circular hands and launch it to his enemy.

Vs.

A black man with a eye patch drinks from his beer while he detonates some sticky bombs causing the Blue Heavy, Medic, Soldier, and Pyro, to explode into pieces.


(Cellphone rings)

Ed (answer): Hello?

?1: Hey Ed! Is me.

Ed: Oh, hey, how you being? By the way, congrats on your victory in Death Battle.

?1: Thanks! So, after that, I being thinking- *thump!* ow….We being thinking that we want to know more awesome badass character's, so we want to know if we can be in the story with you guys.

Ed: Let me thinking; ...of course you can, but when you mean "we" who do you mean?

?1: Me and my sister, the other two aren't interested in this.

Ed: Well that's bad. I was waiting to meet all of you again, but sure, you both can be here.

?1: Yes! He say yes! (someone squeed in the back of the phone), so when can be there?

Ed: You can come for the next Death Battle; which you will like because we are getting explosive, literally.

?1: Then we see you there Ed- Hey!

?2: Hey Ed, thanks you so much! I can't wait to see you again!

Ed: So do I, now get back to bed, both of you, is 7:14.

?2: ~Yes Dad, bye~

Ed: Be a leader,bye.

Demo: Who was it, Ed, who is coming here?

Ed: Well, she won Death Battle with a "snap" and a "bang"

Demo: Really! I didn't know you know her.

Ed: I told you like infinity of times. but consider your stupidity, I'm not surprised.

Demo: Hey! I'm not stupid.

Ed: What's nine plus ten?

Demo:...Twenty-one?

Ed: No comment, and if you, the reader, knows who is coming to join us, congrats.

Demo: And please, let a review of who you want of a Death Battle, the Author is killing himself here, So pretty please?

Ed: And stay stun for the battles of explosions; Bomberman vs RED Demoman.

Demo: See ya!