Hello everybody, i'm sorry for the delay, I have planned to upload this on Halloween, but my internet this days sucks, and I know is late to say this, but here goes, Happy Halloween Everybody, I hope you have a great trick and treat!
Demo: Bombs, C4, Sticky Bombs, Grenades, Pipe Bombs. Big Bang, Michael Bay, anything that have BIG F*CK#NG EXPLOSIONS, AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ed: ... If you're asking, why is my partner screaming like a 10 year old girl (Demo: I'm not!), is because today's combatants can do only one thing: Blow everything around him. They are, White Bomber, the Bomberman.
Demo: And the RED Demoman, the Black Drunk Scottish Detonator, a.k.a my uncle!
Ed: ….. Wait, really? He's your uncle?
Demo: Um, Hello? (points at his name).
Ed: …...I should have seen this coming. Anyway, since this is Death Battle, Demoman will be using the Arsenal he feels comfortable with, and when I say this that means the comic series.
Demo: Fine by me. His Ed and I'm Demo.
Ed: And is our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out: who would win a-
(Doors of the studio were blown out, a blonde woman with revealing clothes, wearing glasses and yellow gauntlet comes inside and stands in front of Ed and Demo).
?: So, (she removes her glasses) can I ask why are you two starting without us?
Ed: Well, here she is, one of the women of my life, (gets up from his chair and walks up to her) Yang, is so good to see you again (extend his hand).
Yang: … Ed, how many times do I have to tell you, we don't shake hands. (she slaps his hand and hugs him really tight) We Hug! Is so good to see you again!.
Ed: Yeah… same here ... can you….. let me go now.
Yang: Oh right. (Let's go of Ed).
Ed: (getting his breath) So…..ah…...Where is my little "sister"? (suddenly, a rose trail was in front of him) Oh, I see. (With a quick reflection, he catches an incoming girl with a red cape and red clothes). Got you, Ruby.
Ruby: (disappointed) ~Awww~ I want to surprise you. (back to normal) Hi Ed!
Ed: Hello to you too. (Hugs and let's go) Well, here they are, representing Team RWBY, Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long, is great to have both you here.
Yang and Ruby: Same here!
Demo: (runs at them) Is an honor to meet two of the greatest and beautiful woman of Remnant!
Yang: Why thank you!
Ruby: So, when are we starting?
Ed: Oh right, let's go, everybody in position!... Wait where were we?
Demo: Death Battle.
Ed: Oh, Right.
Bomberman
Demo: Bomberman is psycho that destroys and kills anyone that in his w-
Ed: No, no, Demo, your acting like "Boomstick", not that Bomberman, White Bomberman, an alien from the planet Bomber that dedicates to protect the galaxy.
Demo:... Oh right, now I remember, and don't you go "Wiz" on me.
-Background
-Name: White Bomber
-Height: Unknown
-Weight: Unknown
-Alien Robot Warrior
-Can Generate bombs
-Galaxy Defenders
-Explosion Master
-Young and Naïve
Ruby: Please boys, don't fight, Bomberman is an unpredictable opponent, not caring about anything on his surrounding.
Yang: That is why some of you will be happy to know that his answer for anything is simple: Explosions!
-Bombs
-2 to 3 seconds to detonate
-Cannot be defused
-Upgradeable
-Can be kicked and thrown
-Can be powered up by being held
Demo: Yeah, his only arsenal is only bombs and more bombs, he can both, kick it and throw, they take like…...how many minutes?
Ruby: Hold on. (reading script)... two or five seconds to detonate.
Yang: He can also upgrade them to be more deadly and making them bigger by just holding it… explain again, how does that work?
Ruby and Demo: No idea.
Ed: But, he has a lot of power-ups through his adventures.
-Power Ups
-Accelerator
-Armor
-Explosion Expander
-Bomber kick
-Power Glove
-Super Bombs
Ed: The Accelerator increases his speed, Armor grants him temporary immunity, Expander makes his bombs explode at a long range and Bomb Kick and Power Glove allows him to throw and kick his bombs.
Demo: However, when he gets Super Bombs... Heh, you know he means business.
Yang: What kind of business is it?
Demo: T-2 Judgement day business.
Yang:...AWESOME!
Ruby: But, Bomberman has help from his tamed little friends, the Rooeys.
-Rooeys
-Easily Tamed
-Super Speed
-High Jumps
-Can step on bombs
Ruby: This little guy's can be tamed easily, they are super fast and have high jumping ability, Oh and they can step on bombs, but … the most sad part is-
Ed: I'll take over from here, Ruby, they are a great sacrifice for Bomberman to keep up the battle, which brings us to his greatest weakness: his own weapon.
-Weakness
-Relies on power-ups
-His own bombs
Demo: Which is pretty stupid because he relies on his power-ups to keep going, and if he is not careful enough, he can get caught on his own explosion. Don't know about you people, but that is being stupid.
-Feats
-Has obliterate planets
-Has defended the galaxy all the time
Yang: Still, we got to admit, for that to be his weakness, he is dangerous, I mean, he HAS destroyed planets with them.
Demo: Agreed. Even if he uses one of my favorite methods of killing things, there is NO way I'm getting close to that white alien psychopath.
*Bomberman does a backflip and shouts: "I did it!*
RED Demoman
Demo: Oh boy, here comes my uncle!
Ruby: Wait, what, you have an uncle?
Ed: I'm surprised that he's happy about it.
Demo: Of course I do, even though he's a Scottish black man that almost looks like a pirate and talks almost like one, he is still the best.
-Background
-Real Name: Tavish Finnegan Degroot
-Height: "184 cm"
-Weight: "83 kg"
-Descendant of a Royal Scottish family
-House cleaner
-Actually pretty smart at strategy
-Where's an Eye Patch on his right eye
-Amazing Luck
Ed: Tavish Finnegan is an explosive expert that works for the Reliable Excavation Demolition, also known as RED.
Demo: He is an excellent defender thanks to his arsenal that- (Ruby KO's Demo with her Crescent Rose)
Ruby: I will be explaining, thank you very much!
Ed: You didn't have to knock him out, you know?
Yang: Meh, they guy was about to get anyway.
Ed: … What the hell did he do?
Yang: I'll tell you later, Ruby, arsenal please!
-Arsenal
-Grenade Launcher
-Sticky Bomb Launcher
-Bottle "Scrumpy"
-Charging Target
-Eyelander
Ruby: You got it sis! Demoman weapon of choice is his Grenade Launcher, which can carry up to four ammunition at a time, his Sticky Bombs launcher helps him by hiding bombs in places his enemy can't see and make them detonate, his bottle, which he call 'Scruppy', is somehow not breakable when it hit somebody after some good hits, the charging target is a shield that makes Demoman run faster, but it needs to charge after using it, Oh, and it reduce fire damage at 50% and explosion damage to 40%.
Ed: But, his greatest weapon is, surprising, not a gun, but a sword- (Demo jumps back to his feet, surprising everybody).
Demo: Behold, the Eyelander, a sword that has a soul that screams for heads that makes my uncle into a deadly swordsman.
Yang: Woah, does it have a soul in it, for real?
Ruby: Awesome!
Demo: I know!
Ed: All right, both of you calm down, still thanks to his…. "drunkenness" Tavish has proved himself to be, and I quote, a devil.
-Feats
-Has drink 48 bottles of wine
-Battle the Soldier
-Defeated his own Eye Monster and help battle a tentacle bread monster
-Has go toe to toe with Marasmus
-Develop the Sticky jump
-Have defended the TF2 world from GREY with the help of his team
Ed: He has defeated his OWN eye and Marasmus (reason he lost his eye) on the battlefield and he developed the Sticky jump, which is him jumping from an explosion of sticky bombs. Help battle a bread monster with...tentacles...
Ruby: And have defended the Team Fortress World from the evil clutches of GREY, with the help of his team, of course.
Demo: I'm so proud of that. Especially when he won the drinking contest, nobody stood a chance.
Yang: But, you DO know he has weakness, right?
Demo: ….. Goddamit! Why Yang, why!
-Weaknesses
-Drunk
-Clumsy
-Easy to trick
-So much he can so with one eye
-Sticky Jumps cause damage to him every time he uses it
-His own weapons (Grenade and Sticky Launcher)
Ruby: He can do so much with that one eye of his, not forgetting he's drunk all the time so, he can be an easy target.
Ed: His sticky jumps cause damage to his feet, he sometimes acts as a child and he's really clumsy.
Yang: Not forgetting, he can be easily trick and just like Bomberman, his own guns can kill him.
Demo: Guys, can we please stop here and move on, I can't stand this anymore.
Ruby: Don't worry Demo, even if he has weakness, you must be proud that he's a dangerous man to be around.
Demo: ….Yeah.
*An explosion causes some members of BLU to be blown into pieces as Demoman laughs at it.
Demoman: *Hahahaha, Oh~ They would have to glue you back together, IN HELL!*
Ed: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate, once and for all.
Ruby: Will Bomberman blow the Scottish Detonator up? (Demo: Ugh!)
Yang: Or will Demoman turn, the white bomber into red? (Demo: Yeah!)
Demo: We'll get ready, for a DEATH BATTLE!
It was a peaceful night, Halloween night to be precise, it was calm, jack-o'-lantern where hanging on the trees, Houses have lights on, bullets were flying through the air- wait a minute, bullet's?
Mann Manor, right now, a battlefield between RED and BLU (again). Right now, RED was successfully defending his control point with only seconds away from victory, a BLU Spy dress as assassin walks behind a RED Heavy, who was dressed as a fairy, he was ready to back-stab him, only to be decapitated by none other than RED Demoman, who was dressed as a Mexican man! "Victory" says the microphone, causing the RED Team to shout on victory and start killing the remaining BLU members. Once that was done, they all went on their separate ways until the next mission.
Demoman, (for some reason) went to the graveyard with a box of bottles and (for some reason Again) a chair was waiting for him there. He sits and starts to drink, but stop when he heard an explosion, he looks around to find the source of the explosion, he hears it again, but from above, he looks up and saw a blue plane on fire, with smoke coming out of his wings. Then, it explodes, but before Demoman could curse the devil of what he saw, an incoming white object was falling down and crash landed where Tavish was, if he didn't already move out of the way, he was getting close to the hole, only to be stopped by the sound of something breaking, he looks down and saw shards of bottles (remember kids, this is why you must always wear shoes), he looks around, all his bottles were broken, except for the one in his hand. Bomberman jumps out of the hole he created, dusting himself off, he starts to walk away when a bottle was sent directly at his face, Bomberman dodged by going down, he looks at the direction the bottle came and saw the Detonator with an angry face and a Grenade Launcher in hand.
Demoman: "Oi! (points his finger at Bomberman) You broke me bottle of "scrumpy", you are bloody dead!"
Bomberman feels this is a battle he can't escape, so he prepared himself for the worst.
This battle is about to Explode!
FIGHT!
Demoman started to shoot grenades at Bomberman, the alien acts quickly and start jumping backward, dodging and quickly hiding behind a store building. Demoman reload his weapon and quickly switch to his Sticky Bomb launcher and starts to surround the place where Bomberman was hiding with sticky bombs, making the alien with no escaped route. Bomberman was starting to panic when he steps into something, he looks down to see a familiar panel and an idea came to his head. Meanwhile, with the Demo, he was… sitting on a chair while drinking…...Ok?
Demoman: "*gulp, gulp, gulp*... Ahhhh, you will not survive this!
He detonates the bombs, causing a big explosion. As Demoman starts to celebrate (by drinking beer), he failed to notice a shadow on the top of the building, the moon's light reveal Bomberman riding a bunny-kangaroo with a greenish color. He summon a bomb that appear from his hand and launch it at the black man. Demoman heard a "thud" in front of him, he stops drinking and looks in front of him to see the bomb and could only say two things.
Demoman: "Ah, Crythe!"
*BOOOM*
The explosion sends Demoman into the deep of the forest (surprisingly, not killing him). Bomberman, on his Rooey, jumps down the building, as he gets close to the crater, he notices his opponent's absent, but there was something in: Power-ups, the Accelerator and the Expander. Back with the Demoman, he was laid backwards on the ground, but was getting up.
Demoman: "Ooooooh, I really hit Rock Bottom there". *Burp*
Getting up, he hears something, he looks up and around, but saw nothing, he heard it again and saw a shadow running fast, he equips his Grenade Launcher and prepare to aim, but he heard another "Thud" and saw another bomb. Not wanting to explode again, he runs from it, but the explosion went off and sent him flying to a tree, head first into it.
Demoman: "Mmmmmmmph, mh mmhd mh mmmmhd" (Thankfully, I already don't remember this).
As he removes his face out of the tree, something fast zoom behind him, hitting him, he turns around and saw nothing, then a shadow zoom behind him, and hit him again, and this process keep going until Demoman was spinning like a ballerina, the shadow zoom again and let a bomb, but it failed to notice that Demoman "accidentally" hit the bomb, rolling it back to a bush and it explodes, causing something to be sent flying at Demoman, which in slow motion, Bomberman hits Demoman, causing that Bomberman bounced back off and land on the ground daze, and for the Demoman to stumble backward and recover from his spin, Recovering his balance, he saw the alien still on the ground, but was regaining his dizziness, a lightbulb appears on Demoman, Bomberman starts to stand up. His rooey was kill by the explosion, he knew that he can't waste his sacrifice, he stands up to fight the Black man, he heard a chuckle in front of him and saw the Detonator smiling.
Demoman: "You move as quick as little bunny, weren't you? (points down at Bomberman feet, which causes the White bomber to look down, only for a drip of water to form on his head after seeing the sticky bombs in front of him), well, get ready to fly as an eagle, lad!"
The bombs exploded and sent Bomberman flying through the sky, out of the woods, Demoman reloads both his Grenade and Sticky Launcher.
Demoman: "Oh, I'm not done with you yet, lad!"
He shoots two sticky bombs to the ground, he equips his Chargin Target, and with another click, he went flying through the sky, following Bomberman from behind.
Back at the Mann Manor, a RED Heavy dress as a Frankenstein, was eating a sandvich peacefully, behind him the BLU Spy that was wearing his assassin costume appears behind him, he brings out his knife, raise his hand up and was about to kill the Heavy, but Bomberman came crash landed on the Heavy, killing him. Spy just stay starring, his brain trying to process what just happened, only to stop thinking by the sound of a very familiar voice.
Demoman: "SPY!"
Spy: "Oh, *meier*."
The Spy looks up with a frown, only to be squash by Demoman's feet.
Bomberman stands up from his landing and saw in front of him the Armor power-up, he picks it up, only to hear a battle cry, follow by something hitting him from behind, sending him to a pile of boxes, which two of them have a picture of a hand throwing a bomb and the other; a leg kicking something, and crash landing there.
Demo: "I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face, MAN's face."
Suddenly, a bomb went flying at him, but before it could hit the Detonator, said person equips his Eyelander and cuts the bomb in half, which it past behind him and explode. He looks up and saw a rain of bombs coming down on him, courtesy of Bomberman. Eyelander in hand and a green flame on his eye patch, Demo started to cut every bomb that came at him, this keep going until Bomberman came up with a strategy, he throws a bomb high enough to make Demoman jump and cut it, taking the opportunity, the white bomber kicks a bomb to where Demoman would land. The Scottish man hit ground, but was slow to react at the incoming bomb that explode, causing (surprising) to slide backwards far away, thanks to his Chargin Target, but the bomb destroy the ground below him and reveal to Bomberman the Super-Bomb power-up, he picks it up and follow the Black man, he keeps running until he heard another battle cry and saw the Detonator coming at him with sword in hand, Bomberman quickly dodge a cut from Demo, then he jumps to dodge the swinging blade beneath his legs. Every slash that Demoman throw, Bomberman dodge, until Demo did one more swing, which Bomber dodge, and cause the sword to be stuck on a wall. Demo use all his strength to remove the Eyelander, but he couldn't in the end. Deciding to leave the sword where it was, he turns to the White bomber, which on his hand was a big red bomb. In fear, Demoman equips his sticky bombs, turns around and shoot two bombs, thinking to sticky jump away, but Bomberman throw the bomb and it hit the back off the head, good news, it bounced off his head and went a little backward, bad news, it was still close to him and it explodes. The bomb created an enormous explosion, visible from a long distance, Mann Manor was caught on a big explosion, fire was consuming it. Everybody was on panic mode and start to run around, when others were screaming in pain, while we focused on our contestants. Demoman wakes up from the explosion, he saw fire was around him, he tries to stand up when he feels a lot of pain on his legs, he looks at them and saw that…..he had no legs. Demoman scream in pain, until he heard footstep, he looks in front of him and saw a shadow of a devil coming from the flame towards him, the flames move to reveal the shadow's form; Bomberman. The white alien was coming at him, causing Demoman to crawl backwards, Bomberman keeps walking, while making appear another red bomb. Demoman keep crawling until he hit a wall and saw he couldn't escape. Bomberman finish charging his bomb, his eyes were angry, he looks "badass", he stood a few feet away from Tavish, he was about to throw the bomb, when he heard a chuckle, he looks a Demo, who has his eyes shadowed and had a smile, causing Bomber to look confused.
Demoman: "Oy lad, (grab his sticky-bomb launcher that was next on his hand) couldn't you see the bloody bombs?"
As right on cue, two glowing sticky bombs fall from the sky and land in front of Bomberman, he looks down at them and his eyes winded as Demoman detonated, the white bomber exploding into pieces as they flew in different directions. Demoman start's chuckle weakly.
Demoman: And tell the devil, I'm coming for him next!... MEDIC!
K.O!
Ed:...Well-
Ruby: That was-
Yang: Awesome!
Demo: FUCK YEAH!
Ed: But, this was a close one, even with Demoman having more arsenal, Bomberman managed to keep him on his toes' making it impossible for Demoman to get a solid hit.
Yang: Both have been killed by their own weapons, yes, but only Bomberman has been completely killed by his own bombs, while Demoman has survived them sometimes, Hell!, even the Soldier has a hard time killing him.
Demo: And just when it looks like Bomber was about to win, my uncle was one step ahead of him, he planed this strategy like a pro. He knew where does bomb we're going to land all this time. In the end, my uncle explode-ted the competition!
Ruby (whispering): That was pure luck, wasn't it?
Ed (whispering): Hold on (reads part of the story),..., apparently, but let's keep it that way. Yang, ending please.
Yang: The winner is RED Demoman.
Next time on Death Battle!
A man with a green bandana on his head and a scar on his left eye shouts;
?: Ittoryu-Iai: Deadly Lion Song
V.s
A man with a yellow mask that cover all his face, except his mouth, release his hidden claws from his hands while saying:
?: All right pops, now you got me really mad!
And there you go, my 4th Death Battle, like always, leave a review below if you got a idea, or you have seen a grammar error. Thanks for reading this story and I' ll see you on the next one, BYE!
