MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

Here is my present to all of you!


-5 minutes before story-

*Peeeee*

The sound of the coffee machine went off, sending a signal to the source of a hand to come pick up his coffee cup. We see Ed picking up his coffee while reading a piece of paper and taking a sip of his coffee.

Ed: Yosh! After half a month, I finally finished! Let's start this show-

An explosion surprised Ed, causing to let his coffee cup to fall on the ground and break into pieces. He turns around to see the doors destroy as two figures walk up inside the room, Ed puts his hand over his eyes to have a better view, he definitely was surprised by his guest: two girls, same height, one was pure white, has an white hair in a ponytail-style, blue eyes with a scar on her left eye, pale skin, white skirt and boots, and a snowflake mark on her shoulder, the other one was all black, wavy black hair, amber eyes, pale skin, sleeveless shirt with black, a buttoned vest showing some of her lower skin, white shorts, black boots and a big black bow. The white one has an angry look her face, while the black one was reading a book. Before the white girl could talk, Ed beat her first to the punch.

Ed: Three things: One, is good to see you both again, Two (kneels down and starts to pick up the broken cup) you cost me to break a 45 dollars cup, and Three (gets up with the shards) there's something call "Knock the-door", Weiss!

Weiss: Well excuse me! After what Yang put me through, I need it something to let my anger get!

Ed: Oh don't worry, I'm not mad, I can't be mad with you (Weiss (with a smile): Humph!), but your father will be when I sent the bill of the door and my cup to him.

Weiss (angered): You do that, I'll make your life a living hell!

Ed: And I love you to, Ice Queen~

Weiss: Why you little-

Ed: Anyway, what are you both doing here? Yang told me you didn't want to come.

Blake (closes book): Is because of Yang we are here.

Ed: Why?

Weiss: What do you mean Why?! Yang call you to tell that we are coming here, right?!

Ed: Yang didn't call me.

Weiss: …...WHAT!

Blake: He did ask why are we here.

Weiss: Blake, don't start.

Ed: OK, what it was supposed to be the thing Yang had to tell me?

Blake: That we were coming today,since we ARE here.

Ed face palm his hand with his head.

Ed: Yeah, I can see that, but why?

Weiss: She started with this as an excuse for you for not coming today.

Ed: …...You both got used as an excuse? Wow, low blow~

Weiss: Hey!

Ed: Anyway, forgive Yang for doing this, she must have heard that my partner would not be here with me today. If I knew, I would have stopped her for making Weiss embarrass herself in front of me.

Weiss: Oh don't worry, I-WHAT YOU SAY, YOU RASCAL?!

Ed: If it is so much for the "princess" to handle, you can leave, I have no problem.

Weiss: Are you telling me I can't do something as easy as this?!

Ed: Keyword being "if".

Weiss: I'll show you! I will do this stupid show of yours that you create!

Ed: But, I told-

Weiss: As if I would just walk away from this insult!

Ed: *sighhhhhh* You really deserve the title: Ice Queen. (Turns to Blake as Weiss emits fire around her). Blake, you can leave, I don't need you to be here if you don't want to be.

Blake: Don't worry about, I promise Yang that I would help you, besides, you know how she is when we make a promise.

Ed: ….. Point taken. (Gives her the script for the show) Here's what going to happen today, you girls only have a few minutes while I throw this on the recycle pin.

Weiss/Blake: Fine!/Ok.

Ed: Good, be right back.

Ed leaves the starts to read the paper while Weiss start to move back and forth.

Weiss: I can't believe I'm doing this.

Blake: He did say you can leave.

Weiss: After an insult like that! No way!

Blake: *sigh* Ok. (Keeps reading the paper) Still, for this being a hobby, Ed is quite talented.

Weiss: And why is, that? (Blake turns the paper at Weiss, surprising her by the hundreds of words on it.) ….Impossible! There is no way he wrote all this! (Blake's finger points at the writer's name) I'm still not believing this. (Blake's finger points at a sentence that says' "Weiss is not believing this.") He knows how to push my buttons, doesn't he?! (Blake's finger points at another sentence that says: "Yes!")...I give, just give me the damn paper to read it.


-2 minutes later-

Ed: Yosh, I'm back! Are you girls ready!

Weiss: Why are you shouting?

Ed: Why are you an Ice Queen?

Weiss: YOU SON OF A-

Blake: Yeah, we got it.

Ed: In two minutes? Wow….. Ok, let's start!


Ed: The Blade, one of the most used and awesome weapon to kill people at close range, I know what I'm saying, I'm a blade user, so are my guest's today, but is very little, compared to this two deadly machines.

Blake: Wolverine, the anti-hero of the X-Men.

Weiss: And Roronoa Zoro,... the Vice-Captain of the Strawhat Pirates?

Ed: I'm Ed, she is Blake Belladonna and this-

Weiss: Weiss Schnee, daughter and heiress of the 'Scheen Company' that create s"Dust".

Ed: …... And is our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out, who would win a Death Battle.


Wolverine

Ed: Three scratches, three claws, only one person fits this mark, the Wolverine.


-Background

-Real Name: James Howlett

-Alias: Logan

-Age: 137 years

-Weight: 300 lbs (136.1kg)

-Member of the X-Men and Avengers

-Founder of the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning


Weiss: James Howlett never got an easy life, he was sick, weak and spent much of his time on the bed, not for very long though. As he grew up, James's father was murder and with the intent of killing the murderer, he discovers a secret power within him, retractable claws. The murderer never knew what hit him…so does James when the guy that he kills twisted the plot with the words: "I'm your father".

Blake: Hearing does words, it forced James to abandon his home. He took the name Logan to hide his identity from the world, throughout the years, Logan developed a healing factor and animal sense. His healing factor cause his age to slow down, causing Logan to live over a hundred years, fighting in both World War Zone.

Ed: Later, he joined a special force call 'Weapon X', this is where he became the Wolverine, but like every "Special" force, there were dark secrets, Logan was chosen to be a test subject on another "Super Soldier" project. They did everything with him, from being cut open in pieces to injecting him with deadly virus.

Weiss: Against his own will, Logan's body was injected with an impossible, unrealistic liquid metal called Adamantium.


-Adamantium

-Man-Made

-Inspired by Hercules Adamantine hammer

-Extremely rare

-Considered Indestructible


Weiss: Apparently, is a rare artificial (really?) metal lord, is dense and extremely stable, making it reportedly indestructible, not even Thor's hammer can break it. (who's Thor?)

Blake: But, Weapon X wasn't finish, they erased Logan's memories, making him go crazy and cause him to kill everybody on Weapon X, which transformed him into a Killing Machine, meaning the project was a complete success, too bad nobody is alive to tell it.

Ed: After roaming the planet and throw punches with Hulk, he was found by the X-Men, who transform him into a real hero and give him the only thing he couldn't have when he was little, a family.

Weiss: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he regain what he lost, can we hurry up with his arsenal and all, please?

Ed: Sheesh, someone is grumpy today, then again since when you're not. (Weiss glares at Ed) Ok, I'm stopping, "Ice Queen".

Weiss: Stop calling me that!

Ed: Blake, take over.


-Power and Arsenal

-Healing Factor

-Animal empathy and senses

-Superhuman strength and speed

-Strong Durability

-Berserker Rage

-Adamantium Beta laced skeleton

-Bone Claws


Blake: Thanks to his mutant powers, his animal senses can track and sense both enemies and animals and can sense animals feeling and talk to them without moving his mouth, he can move faster than the eye can see and can lift up two tons of pressure. His bone claws can cut anything, doesn't need to be sharp deem, his immune to disease, mind control and can fight for days without a rest.

Ed: Hey Blake, look! You're more human than him!

Blake:...Huh, didn't notice.

Weiss: Can we please move on!

Ed: Alright, Ice Queen.

Weiss: ... I give.

Ed: (Great!) Thanks to both mutant powers and adamantium skeleton, Wolverine has proved to be the Weapon X expectation.


-Feats

-Has participate in both World War l and ll, Vietnam, Cold War and Civil War.

-Can go one on one with Captain America, the Hulk, Iron Fist, Thor and the Hulk Buster.

-Lift up a Great White Shark

-Managed to hit Speed Demon

-Battle Stan himself

-Stabbed Thanos

-Survive an explosion of near-complete disintegration with only his Adamantium skeleton


Ed: He has defeated the likes of Iron Fist, Cap. America and more. Survive fatal blows from the Hulk, Thor and the Hulk Buster. Has battle Satan and stabbed Thanos, the strongest Titan in the universe, hit Speed Demon, who can run faster than the eye can see and has participate in every War in history.

Weiss: So basically, you're telling me that he's impossible to kill? Like I'm believing that! What's next? That he survived and explosion that obliterate his body completely and he survived with only his… metallic skeleton?

Blake: Actually, that did happen.

Weiss: ….You're kidding, right? (reads script)...I'm taking a break. (stands up from her chair and walks to the outside)

Ed: Don't take to long, Ice Queen!

Weiss: Shut the Fuck Up, Ed!

Blake: Still, I agreed with Weiss, is impossible to do half of this.

Ed: He's amazing, I know, but also very deadly, especially when he goes into the Berserk Rage.

Blake: Berse-what?

Ed: The Berserk Rage, basically all the memories of his time in the lab chamber returns to him, transforming him into a Killing Machine, more violent, faster, stronger and immune to pain. Like I said Blake, you're more human than him. However, he's far from invincible.


-Weaknesses

-Anger issue

-Stubborn

-His Brain

-Drowning


Ed: Wolverine has a major anger issue that makes something inside him snap (reason for the Berserk Rage) and thanks to his Adamantium skeleton and Healing factor, it made him quite the stubborn, well that what you expect from a "Lone Wolf".

Blake: And thanks to Charles Xavier, a.k.a, Professor X, the reason for Wolverine's healing factor is because of his brain cells. Which, means that he can be killed by drowning or destroying his brain, but because of his adamantium, is going to be really difficult.

Ed: Even so, his anger and stubbornness are the reasons Logan is dangerous to be around. He is after all, the Weapon X.

Wolverine: "I'm the best of what I do, Pop'! Don't forget it! "


Roronoa Zoro

Ed: In the Great Pirate Era, there's a man Hawk-Eye Mihawk. He's the Strongest Swordsman in the world, with a blade so big and powerful, it can cut massive ship with one swing. Whoever defeat him in battle, would become the next Greatest Swordsman, that is the dream of one "Pirate Hunter" Roronoa Zoro.


-Background

-Name: Roronoa Zoro

-Height 181 (5'11 ½)

-Nickname: "Pirate Hunter"

-Bounty: 320,000,000 Belis

-Vice-Captain of the StrawHats Pirates

-Likes to train, fight strong opponents and drink booze.

-Former Bounty Hunter


Blake: After promising his death friend (Ed: R.I.P Kuina, We all love you!) that he will become the greatest swordsman in the world, (Weiss returns) Roronoa will do anything to achieve his dream, he went around the world as a famous Pirate Hunter, and after been saved by Luffy from a close execution, he join his crew as a pirate.

Weiss: Where are we now?

Ed: Page 13, second paragraph.

Weiss: OK, got it, continue.


-Power and Arsenal

-Superhuman Strength (through training)

-Strong Durability

-Haki

-Santoryu: Three sword style

-Nitoryu: Two sword style

-Ittoryu: One sword style

-Mutoryu: No sword style

-Kyutoryu: Nine sword style


Ed: Being a swordsman, he used the one of a kind, Santoryu, three sword style.

Weiss: That is stupid, I mean, holding a sword with your mouth? Gross!

Blake: While I agreed with Weiss about the sword on his mouth. Is impressive that he can use all three sword, at once.

Ed: But, this is no joke, Zoro is deadly with his swords. He only uses his three swords when a worthy opponent is around, if not he uses Nitoryu, two sword style or Ittoryu, one sword style, and surprisingly, the Mutoryu, no sword style (bare hands).

Weiss: Wait, what, no swords style? You're making that up.

Blake: He's not. Zoro's hand can cut rocks like if they were sand.

Weiss: That is "logically" impossible!

Ed: Logic doesn't work with anime, Weiss.

Blake: Guys, focus. After two years of training with Mihawk, Zoro's swords can cut through strong iron and massive ships as if they were fruits. Not even his enemies are safe from his sword's blunt ends.

Ed: He also knows two form of Haki, Observation Haki, which helps him sense an incoming attack, and Armament Haki, which does two things; increase his physical strength and can channel a shield on his swords, making it indestructible to physical attacks and giving it a blackish tinge. And can use another sword style call Kyutoryu, nine sword style. Which he can use in one of his deadly moves, the Ashura Ichibugin. And before you keep asking, Weiss, this is anime, logic doesn't work here.

Weiss:...

Ed: Uh, Wei-

Weiss: WHAT. THE. HELL! This man is not Human!

Blake: What's with the yell, Weiss? (Weiss show's the info she read to Blake, after a few minutes, Blake's amber (beautiful) eyes widened on amazed) …. That's…..impressive…

Ed: What are you two talking about?


-Feats

-Raise up a small building.

-Survive a slash to the chest by Mihawk.

-Survived a 10,000 volts of lighting.

-Defeated a 100 Bounty Hunters on his own.

-Survive being in pale and keep fighting.

-Survived a kick from Oars.

-Survived the 'Ursa Shock' from Ursa.

- Defeat Mr. 1 and Pica, whose body was cover in Armament Haki.


Weiss: Been in pale several times and still got up! Got slash by a giant sword! Got electrocuted! And you call building "small"!

Blake: Survive a powerful kick from the patch-up titan, Oars and when the warlord Bartolomeo Kuma extract all of Luffy pain from his battle in Thriller Bark, Zoro took all of his captain's pain and fatigue despised being told that he would die from absorbing, he was alive and well after taking all of it?

Weiss: That. Is. Impossible.

Ed: He has defeated Mr.1, a.k.a, Daz Bones, who eat the Supa-Supa Fruit that turns his body into metal and Doflamingo executive, Pica, who eat the Stone-Stone fruit, whose body was covered in Armament Haki in the last moment.

Weiss: Stop it! I can't take this anymore!

Ed: Ice Queen, hang on in there! We are almost done!

Weiss: Stop calling me that!

Blake: Zoro has proved to be the Devil, but even devil's has weaknesses.


-Weaknesses

-Worst sense of direction

-Several attacks leaves him wide open

-Deep wounds and blood loss can kill him

-Also has anger issue

-Not very smart


Blake: Several of his moves leaves him vulnerable and just like any other human being, deep wounds and blood loss can kill him.

Ed: Also…...Zoro is not stupid, but not very smart. In fact, the only thing that ruins his reputation in a bad way is his terrible bad sense of direction.

A black cloud appears in top of Weiss head.

Weiss: I hate to ask this…...How bad is it?

Ed: Tell him to go up the stairs, he will turn right or left, despise the freaking stairs are in front of him.

Weiss:...I knew there were idiots like you, Ed.

Ed: Awww, I didn't know you care about me, Weiss.

Weiss (blushing): I don't care about you! What makes you think that!

Ed: Idiots are those that you treasure the most.

Blake: True words.

Weiss: Let's just finish this.

Blake: *sigh* Even so, Roronoa will not go down without a fight.

Zoro: "My bounty isn't worth that much yet..., but this is the face of the man that will become the Greatest Swordsman in the World!"


Ed: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!

Blake: Will Wolverine hunt down the Pirate Hunter?

Ed: Or will Roronoa Zoro surpass the Weapon X?

Weiss: Let's just get this battle under way.

Ed: No, no, no, is not like that, is like this….. Well get ready, for a Death Battle!


In a big forest, we can see tall trees, big rocks, and a yellow man walking through a walkway. Wolverine, a.k.a "Logan" is walking back from a bar at the end of the opposite direction he came from. As he keep walking, he stops, his nose sense an incoming person in front of him. As he gets a better view, he sees a man on green robs, a scar on his left eye and the most curious thing are, he has three swords around his right waist, which cause Wolverine to ask himself, how can he use all three at once? and the sense of "danger" around the man himself. Apparently, the man was looking around for something. Zoro keep looking around from left and right.

Zorro: "Rahh, what the hell? I take my eyes away from them for a minute and they got lost then moment I turn around. (Obviously, we all know WHO got lost).

As he keep looking around, he senses someone watching him, he turns around to see a man wearing a yellow suit with tiger stripes, a yellow mask covering all his face except his mouth, blue gloves and boots and a belt with a X on the center of his waist. Zoro could sense his aura, this man is strong, really strong, he would love to fight this guy, but became focused at the task at hand. He walks to the yellow man. Wolverine became cautious from this deadly aura, but calm down when the man asked a question.

Zoro: "Oy, can I ask you something?"

Wolverine: "…...What?"

Zoro: "Have you seen a straw hat kid, a weird eyebrow suit man, a long nose man and a long busty red-hair woman?"

Wolverine: "….Doesn't ring a bell".

Zoro: "Goddammit, where the hell can they have gone?"

Wolverine: "...You could try at the bar at the end of this road, I just came from there, maybe they got there.

Zoro: "...Yeah, I could try that, and I could also go for a booze, where's this bar?"

Wolverine: (points behind him) "Head straight down here, you should see it within seven or eight minutes.

Zoro: "Yosh, Thanks!"

Zoro starts to run down the path Wolverine point at, it was only minute before Zoro became a dot on the woods shadows. Wolverine keep looking at the direction Zoro went for a few seconds before he turns around and start walking…...only to hit something in his way, (that makes him stumble backward)... or rather, someone.

Wolverine: "Grah!, What the heck-"

He stops talking when he saw what he hit, it was the same green rob man, the one he just talked to and now was flat on the ground, Logan was dumbfounded, how the hell did he came back to where he was a few seconds ago. Zoro stars to stand up, he looks at what he hit and saw the yellow man from before. He became really angry.

Zoro: "OY!"

Zoro stands up and grabs Wolverine by the suit, causing Wolverine to snap out his thinking.

Zoro: "What the hell, man!? There wasn't any bar!

Wolverine: "What the fuck! I told you to go straight, how the hell are you back here?!"

Zoro: "I went straight all right! You must have come from a different direction!"

Wolverine: "Or maybe you have a terribly bad sense of direction!"

Zoro: "WHAT YOU SAY, YOU YELLOW BASTARD!"

Wolverine: "EXACTLY WHAT YOU HEAR, BUSH HAIR MAN!"

Both man look at each other with anger, until Wolverine remove Zoro's hand from his suit.

Wolverine: "Listen pops, I'm not going to argue over your stupid sense of directions. If you excuse, I have to go."

Logan walks passed him and keep walking… until he senses an attack.

*Slish* *Clang*

Wolverine's claws intercept a sword attack from Zoro's sword. With enough strength, Wolverine sent Zoro backward. Zoro slide through the path with his feet standing with a surprised face.

Zoro: "Metal claws? Did you eat a devil fruit?"

Wolverine: … I have no idea what is a devil fruit, but you, attacking me just make me really mad. I'll give you the chance to turn around and walk away".

Wolverine saying does words only made Zoro too smiled.

Zoro: "Actually, (removes his bandana of his left arm and he puts it in his head) since I saw you, something told me to fight you, and I won't let this opportunity to pass".

Wolverine: "Then kid, you just seal your fate".

Wolverine stands on his fighting pose, while Zoro unsheathe his other swords and stands on his fighting pose.


One of a Kind, Three Swords Battle!

FIGHT!


Both of them charge at each other as their blades came in contact. They struggle to surpass one another. Zoro restore some of his strength and push Wolverine claw away, leaving Logan wide open. Acting fast, Zoro starts to slash Wolverine several times, making him lost some blood and grunt in pain. Zoro raise both swords up and let them fall on Wolverine's shoulders. The swords enter, but they didn't continue, something strong stop Zoro sword to cut Wolverine's shoulder, it surprised Zoro.

Zoro: "What the-?!"

Taking the distraction, Logan headbutts the Pirate Hunter's forehead, causing Zoro to stumble backwards and remove his swords from Logan's shoulder. Wolverine lunges at Zoro with both of his claw. Roronoa was forced to go defense with his swords as Wolverine sent several claws attacks. Wolverine try every possible spot to slash Zoro, after a few slashes, Wolverine's last slash sent Zoro sliding again, right next to a tree, as Zoro recovers from the sliding, he jumps out of the way as Wolverine slash the tree, moments later, three large slashes makes the tree slides down and falls down to the ground. Wolverine turns to Zoro.

Wolverine: "Got to say kid, those swords of yours really hurt."

As he says that, Zoro stares in shock as the wounds that he made on Wolverine slowly patch up together and the blood disappear

Zoro: "You have retractable metal claws, you don't know what is a devil fruit, something stop me from taking out your arms and now your wounds are completely heal? Are you some sort of robot?

Wolverine: Well, (releases his claws) my bones have the strongest metal in the world, don't know if that counts. (stands on a jumping position) As for my wounds, (he jumps and dives down at Zoro) they just heal real fast!

Zoro puts his two swords in front of him as Wolverine make contact with his claws. They both struggle again, but Zoro was smiling.

Zoro: "Heh, never thought I'll meet another person like this. Look' like I just have to cut harder!".

Zoro pushes Wolverine backwards with his swords. He runs at Wolverine with his swords next to his head.

Zoro: "Oni Giri!".

Zoro went super speed as he approached the Weapon X, but Logan was ready. As Zoro was getting close, he puts his claws in front of him and stop Zoro's attack.

Wolverine: "Nice try, Mr. Bushido. Now is my turn".

With that said, Wolverine throws his swords with his claws, leaving Zoro wide open. Wolverine starts to slash Zoro. Upper slash, Dive slash, Boxing slash, left slash, right slash and to finish, a deep slash to Zoro's stomach.

Wolverine: "You're done!"

He sends a strong headbutt to Zoro, which sent him flying to a tree and hit it. Zoro slowly slides off the tree and falls down to the ground. He gets up, only to stop by the deep wound he now has. As he does something to stop the bleeding, Wolverine gets close to him with his claws.

Wolverine (raising his claw): "Any last words?".

Zoro: "…...Only two….(quickly puts his swords like a circle around him) Dragon Twister!".

And with that, Zoro spins around and creates a tornado that was slowly going into Wolverine direction. Wolverine being Wolverine, he runs at the tornado, jumps and upper slash it in half and stopping it. As he falls down, he discovers that Zoro wasn't anymore on his spot. Logan starts to sniff the air.

Wolverine: "You can run buddy, but you can hide from my nose".

Suddenly, a shadow appears behind him with a red glowing eye.

Zoro: "I wasn't trying to".

Logan only had time to turn around before multiple fast-slashes stroke on his body several times before finishing with a-

Zoro: "Santoryu: Ultra Tiger Hunt!"

And with a quick slash, Zoro sent Wolverine flying to a tree and hit it, now it was Wolverine sliding off the tree, but fell on one knee when he was on the ground as his wounds heal.

Wolverine (thinking): "He managed to go behind me and I couldn't sniff him off, this guy is good alright". (gets up and talks): "Got to admit kid, only few can people can go behind me without me not knowing".

Zoro (with swords in front of him in a shape of a circle): "Flattery won't get you anywhere, 1080 Phoenix Cannon!".

A flying slash was sent directly to Wolverine. He jumps out of the way, as the attack cuts the tree behind Logan, he runs full speed at Zoro as he jumps up and dives down at him while spinning.

Wolverine: "Taste Adamantium! Drill Claw!".

Zoro jumps backwards as Wolverine hits the ground. The Anti-Hero went running at Roronoa with his claws raised and ready to swing. The Pirate Hunter counters with his sword and in second they disappear as a storm of blades surround both of them, the sound of metal could be heard through the forest. Zoro and Wolverine's blades collide with each other as they sent their last swing causing both of them to slide backwards from each other. Wolverine swipe both his claws together.

Wolverine: Weapon X!

Logan went at blinding speed at Zoro and was already in front of him, who didn't have time to react. Wolverine start several slash combos at Roronoa, he then spins, creating a small tornado that lift Zoro up high and finish it up by going through him, leaving a giant X behind. Wolverine lands on his legs as Zoro hits the ground, creating dust around it. Wolverine retracts his claws.

Wolverine: I told you that you seal your fate.

He says that as he walks away.

K.O

…..NOT!

He stops when sniff "him", which made him really angry as he released his claws, he turns around and raise it, but it was too late.

Zoro: Three Thousand Worlds!

Zoro was already behind him, as Wolverine yells in pain and blood spills out of him. Zoro turns around as stand in a jumping position.

Zoro: Leopard Spinning Shot!

Zoro jumps forward and starts to spin in the air, creating a ball shape, he hits Wolverine, he keeps spinning, until he sent Wolverine upward into the sky. Zoro stop spinning, turns around and runs to where Wolverine would land, as Logan got close to the ground, so did Zoro.

Zoro: Ittoryu-Iai: Deadly Lion Song!

With a quick swift, Zoro went through Wolverine again as a large trail of blood explode on his body as he hits the ground. Wolverine was lying down on the ground as blood coming out of him.

K.O.!

…...YOU WISH!

Wolverine starts to get up as his wounds heal themselves up.

Wolverine: "Ouch, hagh…...alright, seed seaweed. (Wolverine's eyes glow red) Now you got me Real Mad!"

Wolverine let a roars so powerful, Zoro winded as he could sense his spine shiver. Logan looks at Zoro and vanish from his spot. Roronoa became cautions on his surroundings, but thanks to his quick reflexes, Zoro's swords stop Wolverine claws that were in front of him. Logan starts to throw fast slashes at Zoro, who was having a hard time keeping up.

Zoro (thinking): "This aura! He knows Conquer Haki, and he much faster and stronger than before, I barely can keep up, I have to do something, he might-"

As if the word came out, Wolverine slash Zoro's swords out of his hands making them separate from his owner by going lost on the forest. Zoro quickly puts his white sword on his hands. Wolverine keep slashing and Zoro keep blocking it with difficulty. It kept going, until one of Logan claws sent Zoro through the air and directly into a tree, but instead of hitting it, he passes through the tree, to pass through another tree, to pass through another tree, to finally stop on the 4th tree, to slowly slow down to the ground. Zoro cough blood as he slowly stands up, he senses Wolverine in front of him, he looks up and definitely, Wolverine was walking at him.

Wolverine: "I'm impressed, kid. Still standing, despise the earlier wounds you have."

Zoro: "*cough*...Of course, I can, me losing with wounds as lights as this, I might as well kill myself."

Wolverine: "Then, what do you say if we finish this, (stands in a running position) Roronoa Zoro!"

Zoro inhales some air and then exhaled it all out. With a calm expression, he raised his white sword and points at Wolverine, as it sword starts to turn black.

Zoro: " …...By all means…...Wolverine."

With that said, Wolverine roars and runs at Zoro, while Zoro does the same. They both raise their blades as they got close to each other. Once close enough, they let gravity do his work as their swords fall and they pass each other. The air was the only thing that could be heard and a tumbleweed pass through the battlefield.

"...Great Dragon Shock!"

A large slash went through the middle of Wolverine's body. We go X ray vision, where we see can see that the slash pass through the adamantium skeleton and through the brain, meaning it got cut in half. We return to the normal vision, we can see Logan's body falls down to the ground as blood starts to come out of the middle on his body. Zoro returns his sword back to his cover as his eyes turn back at his opponent.

Zoro: "… It was an honor to battle you".

Zoro removes his bandana off his head and puts it back on his wrist, then he puts his hand on his head as he starts to scratch it.

Zoro: "*sight* Great, first my crew, now my swords, where the heck are they now?"

K.O

…...For real this time.


Ed: NOW, that's what I call "the battle of blades."

Blake: I'll admit that was ... great, don't you think Weiss?

Weiss:...

Blake: Uhm, Weiss?

Weiss:...Ed.

Ed: Yes?

Weiss: That haki stuff, is he the only one who can use it?

Ed: Uhh, no.

Weiss: Do you know how to use it?

Ed: All three of them.

Weiss turns to Ed as she stutters this.

Weiss: ...This never came out of me, ...well…..can you…...teach me?

Ed: Sure!

Weiss: …. You didn't think about it.

Ed: Was prepared for this, anyway back to the show, Blake?

Blake:...

Ed: Blake!

Blake: Huh? (Ed: Back to the show) Oh right, this match was even because of Wolverine's healing factor and adamantium skeleton, he could survive anything that Zoro could throw at him, if he could keep it up a little bit longer, he could have won, but we forgot a very important detail.

Ed: The Breath of All Things, as you remember, Zoro can senses everything breathing, and when I mean "everything" I mean even a rock isn't safe from him, with it Zoro swords would cut only what he wants to cut, even if it was something to be unbreakable, it wouldn't matter.

Blake: In other words, the only thing Wolverine did was delay the inevitable.

Weiss (determined): Well, in the end, he finally got split up.

(insert cricket sound)

Ed: That was terrible.

Blake: Clearly not your best pun.

Weiss (angrily): Alright, come up with something better then!

Ed (smiling): Wolverine would have win this match…

Blake: ...if it wasn't cut in half.

Weiss: …...Let's just finish this.

Ed and Blake bro-fist each other.

Ed: The winner is Roronoa Zoro.


Next time on Death Battle!

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