Ed: Every man, woman, teen, and kid had always dreamed of one thing.

Demo: Have a healthy body and never get tired of training! I myself still want too, but is always so difficult, why can't I be like this two?!

Ed: Sportacus, Lazy Town's Healthy Hero.

Demo: And the Wii Fit Trainer, Nintendo's Exercise Master! He's Ed and I'm Demo!

Ed: And is our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.


Sportacus

Ed: The town of Lazy Town was once as it's name implies; lazy.

Demo: Robbin Rottens, the most skinniest and craftiest villain next to Waluigi (Need a DB for this guy) had managed to make the town, laziest as fuck! Everyone would stay in their homes, watch always T.V, and never exercise. Jesus, I know is hard to do it, but not even I stay indoors all the time!

Ed: Luckily, that all change when a pink haired girl came to town, unclog a mailbox, send flying a message into the sky and end it in the hand of a muscular man with, without a doubt, the greatest mustache in the world.

Demo: Ladies and Gentlemen! The blue goggles man with the number 10, Sportacus!


-Background

-Name: Sportacus

-Height: 5'9" (175cm)

-Weight: 168 (76 kg)

-Age 52

-Occupation: Athletic Health Hero

-Looks younger than it's age

-Has the greatest mustache of all times


Ed: Living inside a floating air blimp, this man origin is unknown, even to his closest friends. However, he has made his job to make sure that Lazy Town and everyone is always healthy and active. Alongside his teen sidekick, Stephanie.

Demo: So basically, Batman and Robin.

Ed: Gender bender Robin into a pink haired and cloth girl, change Batman's attitude, and crime fights….yeah.

Demo: …..I'm sorry, not forgetting that image now… But ignoring that, this guy is nearly superhuman!


-Skills and Abilities

-Extreme Athlete

-High Stamina and Endurance

-Extreme Agility

-Super Strength

-Skilled Competitor

-Intelligent Nutritionist


Demo: The man is an amazing athlete in everything he those, making his stamina and endurance one of a superhuman! His agility and strength are no jokes! He is strong enough to raise a wall, all by himself, agile enough to dodge traps and projectiles. He always somersaulting in the air and moving around, never stopping.

Ed: Sportacus is also an amazing competitor, he will not back down from a challenge put in front him. No to mention his amazing brilliance of nutrition he knows the body needs. But, he always has the necessary arsenal of gadgets in his small backpack or air blimp.


-Weapons

-Any sport gadget

-Any kind of fruit and vegetable

-Access to blimp to call any kind of object


Demo: His backpack apparently is a magic satchel since he can take out baseball bats, fruits, and any kind of gadget out from it. He also has access to his air blimp, in which he can summon any kind of sports gadget and fruits as well. He can call anything; baseball bat, apples, a pillow, bowling balls, rackets, beer….

Ed: Demo, that last one isn't healthy.

Demo: It is for me!

Ed: ….Of course, it is….But make no mistake, Sportacus maybe be a hero, but his strength gives the chill down anyone's spine.


-Feats

-Can do any kind of sport in seconds

-Speed: can run a little over 16,000 miles per hour

-Skilled to do any kind of physical activity and never get tired

-Strong enough to strike an apple all the way to the moon


Ed: Sportacus has proven to be one of the most athletic individuals in the worlds, not only does he can do any kind of sport but also, he never gets tired to do any kind of physical activity.

Demo: This man is insane! He can run up to 16,000 miles per hour, running 21 times faster than the speed of sound! One time, he was flying around on his flying scooter, which works by peddling his feet by the way, he saw Stephanie in view and stop to say hello, only for her to send a letter to his blimp, Sportacus quickly sprint at his scooter, jump in the motherfucker, fly all the way up to his blimp, enter inside BEFORE the letter could even reach the blimp and caught it! HOLY SHIT, he's fast! And that's over his official speed ranking!

Ed: True, however, his most impressive feat would be when he home run an apple all the way to the moon in just 12 seconds. With breaking the atmosphere and the distance of the moon, which is 230 miles from where he was, Sportacus must have hit it with the force of 18,000,391 tons of horsepower, escaping the earth's gravity, travel all the way to the moon, and enter the moon's gravity.

Demo: Wait a minute…. You're telling me…. That this man, who is a healthy hero for a kids show, has the striking power to destroy a CITY!?"

Ed: Yes, Demo. Yes, he does.

Demo: …..My childhood has been destroyed….AND I'M GLAD FOR IT!

Ed: But, Sportacus is far from being superhuman, especially when his only kryptonite is….Sugar.

Demo: WHAT?!


-Weakness

-Processed Sugar


Ed: Even the smallest particle of sugar can bring him to his knees, making him weak and ill.

Demo: So? If that's the only thing stopping him, he only needs to eat a fruit to get his strength back up. After all, when someone is in trouble, you can count on Sportacus to leap out from his blimp and come running to save you!

"Sportacus is seen running, leaving a trail of blue, white and black in the form of an 'S'."


Wii Fit Trainer

Ed: Now, let us all take a deep breath….Now, released the air slowly… Now hold your pose….be at peace with yourself.

Demo: Da fuq? Ed, are you doing yoga now?

Ed: Why yes, because our next fighter is a Master of Yoga.


-Background

-Name: Wii Fit Trainer

-Height: 6'5" (195 cm)

-Weight: Unknown

-Base: Wii Fit Studio

-Occupation: Personal Trainer

-Most use as the girl avatar trainer


Ed: The Wii Fit Trainer, as the name implies, is a personal trainer that helps others to gain strength and be active. She has dedicated her entire life to make players and video game characters to be in shape with her aerobics and yoga talents.

Demo: Hell, even the memes agreed with us, that bitch is very passionate to see others on training! She takes the human fitness to a whole new level, stretching beyond the peak of the mountain! And to make things harder, she knows over fifteen yoga poses and fifteen strength training routines that she master and used to fight!


-Poses and Skills

-Tree Pose

-Warrior Pose

-Sun Salute

-Hula-Hoops

-Deep Breathing

-Highly Athletic

-High Endurance

-Peak Physical Condition


Demo: Each pose she does comes with a powerful strike, like the Warrior and Tree pose, in which she can make a powerful standing stance that can knock her opponents away, the Sun Salute, a charging ball of energy that she can charge by breathing and shooting at her opponents.

Ed: She also can use Hula-Hoops to do an extended aerial travel and Deep Breathing to recover her health back a little. She's highly athletic, consider nothing more than a professional. Her physical condition and high endurance have made her one tough woman, making a name for herself.


-Feats

-Has trained over a dedaced

-Can go toe-to-toe with Nintendo's superstars

-Trains the video games characters and real people

-Can do any Yoga activity with little difficulty


Ed: The Wii Fit Trainer has made her job to make every Nintendo character, and fan, by active and healthy for a decade. With her amazing knowledge of Yoga, she can go one-on-one with the likes of Mario, Link, Kirby, Samus, Fox and many more. Her training is beyond a normal human routine.

Demo: What did I say, that bitch is quite addicted to this, so much that she can sent several images poses at their opponents…..And they hurt! However, this doesn't prove anything of such amazed.

Ed: The Wii Fit Trainer has no real weakness, but has no fighting accomplishments in her.

Demo: Even so, I have only one warning for you; if the Wii fit Trainer thinks you're not healthy enough, you better start running boy, 'cause she's going to work you to the bone!

Suddenly, the Wii Fit Trainer came in through the door of the Fanfic Death Battle room.

Wii Fit Trainer: "DEMO! Are you still fat as ever?!"

Demo: AH SHIT! Gotta blast!

With that, Demo began to run away as he enters a room, followed by the white-skinned woman.

Ed: Hey Demo! Don't run in there! That's where the fight is going to be!...Too late….Or maybe we could use this?...Anyways-


Ed: The combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all….We might need another co-host if this happens again…. How does Demo do this?...

Suddenly, a mysterious hooded person appears out of nowhere.

Mysterious Person: Will Sportacus athletic superpower defeat the Yoga Master? Or will the Wii Fit Trainer exercise surpass the Healthy Hero?

Ed: Hey! Who are you?! How you get here?!

Mysterious Person: Well get ready, FOR A DEATH BAAAAAAAAAATLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ed: Wait! I know that voice-


Up in the sky was a blue air limp, inside was a man with a blue hoodie, goggles, blue jacket win a 10 in the center and the back, long pants, and shoes was jumping around, moving his body around. Sportacus was doing his regular training of the day.

Sportacus: "104...105...106...107...108...109...110!"

Sportacus stood up from the floor and wipe away the sweat of his forehead as a small panel turn on.

Sportacus: "Computer! Time!"

Computer: "3 minutes and 43 seconds, you break your record once again!"

Sportacus: "Heh, good. Now, let's-"

Before the healthy hero could say anything, the ten of his chest began to glow brightly.

Sportacus: "Someone is in trouble…..Door!"

With that, Sportacus run out to the door, which opens up and let him look outside, taking out his telescope, he searches around Lazy Town….and found the cause of panic. A young man was been chased by….a full-white skin woman with a no sleeves shirt, exposed stomach and tight black sports pants. Even Sportacus could help but be confused.

Sportacus: "What in the world?"

He didn't know what was going on, but he knew it wasn't anything good.

Meanwhile, in the town, Demo was still running for his life, sweating like a chocolate exposed to the sun. He then trips with a rock, making him crash down, he was about to stand up when a sudden force sent him flying into a wall, face first. He slowly turns around while holding his bloody nose as in front him stood the Wii Fit Trainer.

Demo: Dammit! I already told you that I don't need to train!

Wii Fit Trainer: "Your body is weak if you bleed this fast, you are training with me, like it or not!"

The trainer walks forward and was about to grab him by the collar, until a ladder fell down from the ground, separating both of them away. Moments later, the blue goggle hero land in front of them.

Sportacus: "Hold it right there! What's going on?"

Demo: Sportacus! Thank God! This bitch-

Sportacus and Wii Fit Trainer: "Language! This is a kids show!"

Demo: Screw that! She has been trying to force me to do unnecessary training!

The healthy hero stares at him with a deadpanned face.

Sportacus: "Can't say I blame her, you should really eat your fruits and vegetables."

Demo: I have you know that I jog around my neighborhood three times a day!

Sportacus: "Really? Then you wouldn't mind doing some exercise with me."

Before Sportacus could do anything, Trainer put her hand on his shoulder, stopping him.

Wii Fit Trainer: "Hold on… I saw him first… So stand back, old man."

Sportacus: "...Looks like neither of us will back down, eh?"

Wii Fit Trainer: "...So it would seem."

They both jump away from each other, Sport going to the right while Wii went to the left.

Sportacus: "I guess there's only one way to settle this?"

Wii Fit Trainer: "Correct… And that's by Smashing you away!"

Sportacus: "...Wait, what?"


Let's stretch those muscle, 'cause it will the last time you do it!

FIGHT!


The Trainer charges forward and hit Sportacus with a powerful knee attack, sending him backward.

Sportacus: "Ow! What in the world?!"

Sportacus dodge a leg strike and block a punch, followed by blocking another leg swing.

Wii Fit Trainer: "Come on! Move those muscles! Show me what you got!"

The Trainer charge it's smash before sending the blue hero away with a powerful Warrior pose. Sportacus crash against a wall, falling to his knee.

Sportacus: "Wow….She is good shape…." (Stands up and takes out a racket) "Carrots!"

The air blimp opens a hatchet and began to drop several carrots out of it, Sportacus ready himself and when the orange vegetables reach down, he began to hit them, sending them like a javelin to the woman. The Trainer looks in surprise, she quickly began to dodge them, she took cover behind a wall, where carrots got stuck in. The smasher began to charge her Sun Salute. Meanwhile, Sportacus saw an opportunity.

Sportacus: "Bowling Ball!"

A bowling ball began to drop from the sky and our healthy hero caught it, he began to spin it on his arm before making it roll through the ground at super-speed, going directly at the wall where the woman was.

Wii Fit Trainer heard the ball coming and jump on top of the wall and jump off it, just as the bowling ball hit the wall, forming a large crack that broke apart into pieces. Trainer sends her Sun Salute at Sport's direction, forcing him to roll out of the way as the yellow orb hits the ground, exploding in the process.

When Sportacus stood up, a green soccer ball hit him in the face, daze for a bit, he saw the Wii Fit Trainer with another soccer ball on her feets, she kick upward and give it a powerful headbutt and send it at the healthy hero, who smirk and kick the ball back to her, in which she answers by kicking it back, and Sportacus did the same. They continue for a while, sending the ball back at forth at super speed, that is until something appeared in the corner of the Nintendo girl's eye, a floating ball with rainbow colors. However, that distraction allows Sportacus to hit her with the soccer ball that went up into the sky, dazzling her enough for the blue goggle man to throw two carrots at her stabbing both of her shoulders and bring some blood out.

Sportacus jaw drops in shock, he didn't mean for that to happen, as his eyes look the upper right side to see the TVY. That panic moment allows the trainer to take the carrots out and charge up her Tree pose, in which the soccer ball appear and was sent upward, hitting the Smash Ball and smashing it. She began to glow in her Final Smash.

Wii Fit Trainer: "Time to exercise to the Maximum!"

At her command, she did the Warrior pose once again, but this, several other poses in different yoga's style began to charge forward. Sportacus recover from his shock, but he could only cross his arm together before been attack by several colors poses, each one hitting him hard and bruising him. When the woman threw her last posses, she uses her Deep Breath to recover some health. Once she did, she charges her Sun Salute quickly and when at the athletic man.

Sportacus recover from the last posses and was instantly hit by a shoulder, followed by another shoulder, and was then drop-kick in the chest, sending him into a tree. Daze once again, Wii Fit Trainer summon and shoot her Sun Salute, and this one did hit Sportacus, creating an explosion and lot of dust.

When it dies down, the Health Hero was down, his face on the ground and covered with bruises. However, his hand moves a bit as it slowly began to rise up. Wii Fit Trainer was impressed of his durability, but he had a stupid moron to train, so he charges the Sun Salute one more time. While she did that, Sportacus was now at his knee, breathing heavily, he saw the Nintendo woman charging once again, he was about to move when he felt something next to his hand, he looks down…..and saw what he need it.

The Trainer finish up her Sun and let it launch, it reaches Sportacus once again and connects, creating dust again, she waits for it to disperse to see the result… and from the dust something was thrown, she looks in confusion as she caught it….it was a bitten apple. She looks back at the cloud of dust and notices something glowing… a number 10. The dust disperses to reveal Sportacus standing up with an apple in hand and looking all heal up.

Sportacus: "Next time, make sure I don't get thrown into an apple tree."

Sure enough, the tree he hit was actually an apple tree, the force must have caused several of them to fall off. Sportacus took a bite from his apple before smiling up at her.

Sportacus: "Let's do this!"

He rose his two arms, did the almost-like dab, and then, he disappeared in a blue streak. The Trainer look in shock at the sudden speed, she was then hit the face by a blue/white streak, and then, the stomach was hit, and then, the sides before the streak commenced to slam against the Wii Fit Trainer. She was then hit too hard in the head, dazing her to the limit.

Sportacus stop in front of her took out his baseball bat, he stood his position, pull back, charge up, and swung it at the exposed stomach of the woman. The result was instant.

*Bang*

The force connect it and Wii Fit Trainer was sent up to the sky, the blue commenced to change into black, she was in out of space, her body broke the atmosphere and it began to enter the Moon's atmosphere, her body crashing into it.

Back on earth, Sportacus let a deep breath out and put away his weapon.

Sportacus: "Fweeh….She was though one…. Now then! (Turns around to find Demo, but notice his absence) ….Where's that boy?"

K.O


Demo: Huff...Huff...Huff….Thanks a lot, Ed.

Ed: No problem, why don't you take a rest, I have this cover.

Demo: Good….Idea….Later. (Disappears through portal)

Ed: ….Well, you can come out...Ruby.

From the shadows came out the Little Red Riding Hood of Remnant, dress in Season 4 clothes.

Ruby: All right! I'm so glad I could join you in here!

Ed: And I'm glad you're okay after everything that went down in Beacon. So, how we explained the results in this match?

Ruby: You got it!

Ed: So, this match was very close, Sportacus athletic skills and Wii Fit Trainer's pose combats were even with it each other, but in the end, the decisive result was ability, while Wii Fit Trainer had the upper hand in combat, Sportacus was stronger, faster and better prepared for anything she could throw at him.

Ruby: Sportacus had shown his strength from time to time while Wii Fit Trainer was more of a keep up character. She can go against several athletic competitors, but Sportacus is a far better competitor than her, and even if we have used the male version of Wii Fit Trainer, the outcome would have been the same.

Ed: Besides, the Wii Fit Trainer healing power pales in comparison with Sportacus fruit recharge, he only needs to eat one fruit, and he is good to go once again, especially since his skills boost up to the level, while the Wii Fit Trainer didn't have too much option to counter back him.

Ruby: Well, it was simply a Hit out of the Park for this fight!"

Ed: Hey, nice one! The winner is Sportacus.


Next time on Death Battle!

Halloween is now…. And is time for them to rise again! Tomorrow!

A white-pale skin man with a kitchen knife stares out from the window.

V.S

A man with a hockey mask and a machete slice a man in half.