Ed: A great warrior must always require three sets of skills; determination, focus and serious demeanor.

Demo: But this two are DEFINITELY lacking these basics, Deadpool, Marvel's Merc with the Mouth!

Ruby: And JonTron, the Hyperactive Man-Child Gamer! I'm Ruby Rose, and those are Ed and Demo!

Ed: And is our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle.


Deadpool

Ed: He's the copycat of Spider-Man, Deathstroke, and Wolverine's powers altogether.

Demo: He's the most disgusting being, at the same time the most badass character in the entire Marvel Universe.

Ruby: And is the only one guy you don't want to mess around, and want to become, and his name is-

Deadpool: DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Ed/Demo/Ruby: *Sigh*/God Dammit/Eep!


-Background

-Real Name: Wade Winston Wilson

-Height: 6'2"/1.88 m

-Weight: 210 lbs/95 kg

-Lives with a blind elderly woman

-Employed in U.S. Army by age 18

-FavoriteFood: Chimichangas

-Has seen every Jackie Chan film and every Hi-Karate commercial


Deadpool: Damm right! Is ya' boi, the red killing machine, the badass Merc, the Ladies Sexy Man! Deadpool!

Ed: Great, we haven't even reached the skills and weapons and he's already here.

Demo: I guess is because he has already been officially in the Death Battle before.

Deadpool: Twice I might add, the first with that copycat from DC and the second with my best friend in Equestria! But then again, why even bother saying who I am to this fans of mine! Ya know the story. (Aims gun at Ed) Start to explain, but fast.

Ed: Sigh….Wade Wilson wanted to be the next great hero of legend, until he was diagnosed with cancer, forcing him to abandon everything; his dreams, treatment, and wife.

Demo: Okay, I have to give it to you; You suffer a lot.

Ruby: Yeah, nobody deserves that, including someone like you.

Deadpool: Awww, how sweet of you all! And for that, here have some cookies!"

Ruby: COOKIE!

Ed: He was destined to die until he was handed to the Weapon X Program, where he was experimented on. However, through this, Wade got several skills in combat.


-Abilities and Skills

-Regenerative Healing Factor

-Superhuman Strength, Speed, Durability, Stamina, Reflexes and Agility

-Mastery in swords and all forms of guns

-Mastery in assassination techniques and numerous martial arts

-Fourth Wall Breaker

-RAGE SEX MACHINE


Deadpool: Yeah, those assholes tried to make me into their pet, but they didn't count for a-hole to murder them all.

Ed: And let's not forget, the fourth wall, Deadpool is one of the few creatures that know he's nothing more than a cartoon character, and also, have interacted with it.

Demo: And you know what? Wade was a former assassin, he knows how to use weapons from swords to guns, he knows every assassin techniques, as well several martial arts combats. From the experiment, he gained superhuman strength, speed, agility, reflexes, stamina, and durability. Of course, his iconic power, the healing factor.

Deadpool: Damn right! This bad boy helps me re-attach limbs and heal wounds not even Deathstroke can! But this isn't enough, because where's the fun if I don't have my beautiful weapons!

Ed: That's why you always have the Magic Satchel.


-Weapons

-Dual Katanas

-Dual Pistols

-Magic Satchel

-Grenades

-Teleportation

-Carbonadium Sword

-MY BALLS AND CHIMICHANGAS!


Ruby: The Magic Satchel is like a dimensional object in which Deadpool can make weapons appeared out of nowhere. And speaking of weapons-

Deadpool: Oh ho! Now that's my thing, I have my two rusty katanas, my big bang grenades, the twins; Envoy and Ivory, their parents, SMG and GMS, a teleportation belt, rocket launchers, several red spandex suits, my rings-in-bed, an infinite stone-

Demo: Yes! We get it, you have the most OP power, bring shit out of fucking nowhere!

Ed: In which, combined with his assassin's skills, Deadpool is the dangerous killer in the entire Marvel Universe-

Deadpool: If not, better than that purple ass bitch call Thanatos, asshole he could handle me, nobody can!...Well, maybe Death, but she and I are-

Demo: We don't care, let's just move on, please.


-Feats

-Completely regenerate from a single hand

-Navigated an obstacle course meant for Iron Man-like suits unscathed

-Regularly shrugs off wounds

-Infiltrated Latveria & defeated 12 Doombots

-Defeated 100 ninjas while on the phone

-Outwitted Taskmaster

-Killed the Marvel Universe


Ruby: Deadpool's healing factor is completely insane! He can replace limbs in a matter of seconds, not to mention that he shrugs off heavy wounds, like a bullet to the head, or having his heart ripped apart.

Ed: Not only is he deadly, he has fought an army of hundred ninjas while talking on the phone, survive level-class God incidents, and even fought Thanos on his own.

Demo: He can outwit the Taskmaster, you know, that one guy that can copy other superheroes moves in seconds? …. Yeah, that one. And his greatest feat yet, MURDERING the entire Marvel Universe!

Deadpool: Damn right bitches! I killed the Incredible Hulk, the Spider-Man, Dr. Doom and even my former pal, Wolvy himself. With my carbonadium sword!

Ruby: Cheater.

Deadpool: I tried my best.

Ed: True, this powers made the Regenerate Degenerate the most dangerous man in the universe, but it also his greatest downfall.

Deadpool: What?! Are YOU insane! I'm completely fine, mind you!


-Weakness

-Overconfident in his healing power

-ADHD

-Insane

-Limbs can be reattached in the wrong place


Demo: You mean getting yourself shot around more times than I have banged a girl makes you completely fine?

Ed: Not to mention, you put too much trust in your healing factor, practically making you think you are invincible.

Ruby: And yes, you are insane for letting deep wound penetrate you in the first place.

Deadpool:...You all win this time. But regardless, you have to admit, I. Am. A. Bad. Ass.

Demo: We know… Which is why, I'm glad to finish this as we now move to your opponent, the former Not-So Grump!

Deadpool: What? Fatty over here? Pfff don't make me laugh, but I guess I can see what he got.


JonTron

Ed: From a very distant land from far, far away-

Deadpool: New York.

Demo: There was a man, who took the entire gaming history and YouTube, to next level, and his name…..is Jon-

Deadpool: CENA! PUPURURU!

Ruby: No! JonTron!


-Background

-Real Name: Jonathan Jafari

-Weight: Unknown

-Height: Unknown

-Formally a Not-So Grump

-Over 3,679,608 subscribers

-Excellent Comedian (on YouTube that is)


Ed: Jonathan Jafari, or JonTron, was once half of the greatest internet duo, Game Grumps until he decided to quit, move to NY, and make his own channel.

Demo: And to say that he is making a living out of it is an understatement, I mean, look at all those numbers!

Deadpool: Puuuuuleaseeee, I'm far better than this chubby! I have over billions of subscribers in my YouTube account. Besides, how's that going to help him in this fight, he's a man with a penchant for yelling at rotten media!

Ruby: Yes, he has confirmed that but don't let him fool you, Jon may look very…..unintimidating, but he is a force to be reckoned with.


-Abilities

-Super Strength

-Super Speed

-Super Durability

-Super Intelligence


Ed: Jon has somehow made his own skills go beyond the average person's limit, his strong enough to launch a disk far into space and even entering the fictional world of Corneria of Star Fox, fast enough to go Texas from Los Angeles in 25 seconds, durable enough to tank….Tank's explosions frequently, and his intelligence is beyond normal, he can pilot an X-wing.

Demo: And if that's not enough, he has quite the arsenal to come into battle, including his trusting, and I quote, 'Man-eating robot' companion, Jacques.


-Jacques

-Built by Jon himself

-Flight

-Teleportation (Both himself and objects)

-Regeneration

-Lasers Eyes

-Can become human

-Quick Time Powers

-Incredibly intelligent.


-Arsenal

-Blaster (Variant 1,2 and 3)

-Lightsaber (Variant 1 and 2)

-Hammer

-Ham (Literally a goddamned slice of ham)

-Glock

-Power Saw

-Ore Drill

-R2D2 action figure

-Tire Pump

-Laser

-Fire

-"The Double-Bird"


Ed: Built by the man himself, Jacques is a robot that resembles a small parakeet, this bird is equipped with several powers, a Mega Man rip-off power to say the least, he can fly, teleport himself and objects, regenerate, shoot laser from his eyes, has an amazing intelligence than Jon himself, can transform into a human and has the 'Quick Time Powers', a skill that causes a random button prompt to appear on screen, breaking the fourth wall. If the victim fails to press the button in time, a random object will be thrown at them.

Demo: But Jon is no princess in distress, he has several weapons, a blaster with three variations, the first being a normal blaster from the Star Wars Universe, the second one shoots twice faster, but is difficult to control, and the third being a rifle. A clawed-hammer, two lightsabers, a really short saber, and Darth Vader's Sith Blade. A Power Saw, Ore Drill, a Tire Pump, an action figure of R2D2 that grants Jon complete knowledge of something, a Glock…..A Ham….. A Fucking Ham?! That's it, I'm done! Ruby, take over.

Ruby: Umm...Okay. He can also shot a laser beam from his mouth when enraged, breath fire when particularly in shock, and finally, his Double Bird move, a devastating attack in which he holds up Jacques and Spaghetti (his other bird), firing four lasers at once.

Deadpool: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZA! BWOOAAAH!

Demo: I FUCKING SAW THAT ONE COMING!

Ed: Regardless, Jon has made a name for himself, despite being the most childish man in the world.


-Feats

-Throw objects and living beings into beyond space or made them explode, breaking physics.

-Shattered Mjolnir.

-Deflected a laser blast from Jacques.

-Flew to the Sun in 38 seconds.

-Tanks explosions frequently.

-The Millennium Falcon blew up with him inside. He was completely fine.

-Shocked by Emperor Palpatine's force lightning for half a minute.

-Launched himself into the surface of the Sun and exploded. He was completely fine.

-His arm was melted off by a lightsaber and it was back mere seconds later.


Ed: Jon has thrown several living beings beyond the limits of gravity and physics. Like the one time, he kicked a dog-

Deadpool/Ruby: We're calling PETA!

Ed: ...into space all the way to Jirard the Completionist, threw some Star Wars VHS tapes so hard they exploded and obliterated an iron safe, tossed a Gamecube disc into space with a casual toss. It ended up in the fictional galaxy of Corneria within 13 seconds. It didn't lose any velocity and maintained the same speed for a year until it collided with the game box for Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts.

Demo: He's fast enough to dodged laser beams, fly to the sun in less than 38 seconds, and as mentioned before, walk to Austin, Texas from Los Angeles in less than 25 seconds! That's 1,375 miles per hour!

Ruby: And he has tank several explosion, like the one time the Millennium Falcon blew up with him inside, but he was completely fine afterward Got electrocuted by Emperor Palpatine's force, which can burn a man's skin in seconds. And launch himself into the sun and explode….he was fine afterward.

Demo: And of course, he shattered Mjolnir, you know, that tiny hammer that Thor used to make Raiden handi-capable and destroy a bridge into pieces?...Yeah, that one.

Ed: However, despite all this, JonTron is still a human, with serious problems.


-Weakness

-Insane

-Not much of a fighter

-Easily enraged

-Very suicidal sometimes


Ed: Like Deadpool, Jon is very insane in his own ways, and unlike him, he isn't much of a fighter face-to-face, his anger is easily triggered.

Demo: And of course, he is very suicidal, he has tried to hang himself, poison himself, shoot himself, neck-break himself, you name it.

Ruby: Still, the man with the power to break into games worlds, is someone to respect.

Deadpool: Respect?! Ha! Maybe in another world! Now if you excuse, I need a fat Mama's boy to slice in half.

JonTron: "WHAT?!...WHAT THE FUCK!?"


Ed: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!

Demo: Will Deadpool finally meet his match on the Not-So Grump?

Ruby: Or is JonTron then next victim of the Merc with the Mouth?!

Well, get ready, for a Death Battleeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


The red and black spandex mercenary had teleport inside a house, it was big enough to hold ten people, with a large sofa and TV with a game console and the Deadpool video game, he must be in the living room.

Deadpool: "Hmmm, I thought I was going to battle in an arena, not inside a house….Meh, who cares?"

He took a seat on the sofa and grab a controller, turn on the console and began to play his name, he only had 15 minutes of fun when the door to the house open up.

?: "And that, Jacques, is why you don't do seed."

?:"Screw off, old man. This stuff makes me a winner."

In came a chubby man wearing black clothes and a black hat, which covers his black hair, on his shoulder was a small colorful bird, its eyes glowing red. He kept walking to the living room, not noticing the mercenary, who was busy playing his game and walking by him.

JonTron: "Yeah? Well, at least tried to hide the fact about-

Jacques: "Jon, we have a visitor."

JonTron: "Visitor?"

Jon stops in his track as he turns around and saw the red spandex man, he stares at him for a while, causing Deadpool to stop his game and turn to look at him. They both stare at each other before Jon said in the most nonchalant and uninterested tone.

JonTron: "Who the hell are you?"

His words arrow shot into the mercs heart, making him do pain on his chest, and fell down to the floor.

Deadpool: "Ow, you hurt my heart….not!"

He jumps back to his feet, wearing a fake detective mustache, hat and pipe, his gun was out. And he pulls down a wanted poster, a very childish image of Jon in it, he spoke in a very rough voice.

Deadpool: "I'm looking for this man, have you seen him?"

The former Grump look at it with a bored expression, he notices the hat and clothes. He looks at Deadpool.

JonTron: "Dude, that's me-"

When he said that, he suddenly had to hit the ground to avoid a hail of bullets, he look up and stare at Merc who was holding two smoking guns.

JonTron: WHAT?!...WHAT THE FUCK!?"

He said as he rose up from the ground and Jacques glow red.

Jacques: "Jon, I suggest immediate destruction."

With a nod, Jon took out his hammer from out of nowhere, while the red mutant reloads his guns and put them away, standing in a fighting position.

Deadpool: "Alright tubby, let us dance, this melody of death!"


YOU KNOW THE FUCKING WORD!

FIGHT!


Deadpool teleport behind the chubby YouTuber and took his katana out, trying to slice him off, Jon barely dodges the sharp object, but in doing so, he accidentally, or luckily, hit Wade on the face hard with his hammer, making a sickening crunch. The Merc fell down holding his broken nose.

Deadpool: "Ow! My nose, you asshole!"

Seeing that he was unfocused, Jon slam his hammer once again on Deadpool's head, who this time felt the entire force and fell back on his backside. He jumps on top of him and hit him again. And again, again, again, again, again, you get the idea.

After the sixth slam, Jon moves away from the body, whose head was nothing but a puddle of blood.

JonTron: "Well, that was….something."

The Not-So Grump turn around, but when he did-

Deadpool: "Where the fuck are you going, tubby of crap?!"

He quickly turns around to see the red Merc standing, his face and head all heal up. Leaving Jon very confused at what the fuck is happening, by asking with a voice that shattered the windows.

JonTron: "Excuse me, whaaaaaaaaaat?"

Wade quickly appeared behind him and wrapped his arm around his shoulder.

Deadpool: "Yeeeeeah, I have this thing call 'Regeneracion', it practically means I can't die!"

Wade proceeds to kick him hard on the back, sending him to the floor hard.

JonTron: "ECH! That hurt! (Stands up) Jacques, lasers!"

The tiny bird robot lets a sigh out in frustration before he began to beep a lot.

Jacques: "INTRUDER! INTRUDER! I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU SO HARD, YOU WON'T HAVE SEX AGAIN!"

The bird began to shoot a furry of lasers from his eyes directly at the Merc with the Mouth, who did nothing as they all miss him, the bird then soared at him at blinding speeds, hitting and pecking him. It didn't do much as Deadpool's white eyes blink and said-

Deadpool: What?!...What the fuck?!"

Jacques: It would seem that I must go serious!

Jacques flew back before glowing like a Pokemon and transform into a tall, muscular metal man with a bird head. Before Wade could even raise an eyebrow, he was deck down by a fist. Followed by being grab on the leg and commenced to slam him hard on the ground, Hulk-style, before sending him hard on the wall.

Of course, Wade pop out of the wall easily, his bones healing up, only to be smacked in the face by a brick as a bright green "A" appeared on the screen.

Jacques: "Quicktime Powers, biatch."

Jacques began to throw random objects at Deadpool, who break-dance dodge them all before he pulled out a ln XBOX controller and pressed the "B" button. The bird-man robot freeze on his spot, it tried to move but was not successful, he looks at Deadpool, who was smiling evilly under his mask. The bird made the famous 'Oh shit' expression.

In mere seconds, the assassin speed in front of the robot and unleash a combo of fury slashes with his Katanas, he appears behind Jacques who look completely fine, until he began to buzz, he then explodes into pieces, leaving only mechanical bits on the ground. Jon stared aghast at this, but his voice sounds bored.

JonTron: "Noooo, he was just a simple, innocent boy….Nooooooo."

This, however, allowed an opening for Deadpool.

Deadpool: "Guess it's cutting time!"

The Merc began to slash Jon while humming to himself the good old' "La,La,La,La' before kicking him in the knee and body slamming him moments afterward into the floor, Jon groan as he stood up, only to be surrounded by several bombs that were light up with a gift card that said, "Hope you like Pineapple Surprises! -Love, W.W"

JonTron: "SHIET!"

Deadpool was outside of the house and had his phone out, he pointed at himself and just as the apartment explode into pieces, he shouts-

Deadpool: "SELFIE! #Grumpynomore!"

After sending the pictures to Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, you get the idea, he turns around to see his masterpiece….and was faced with the pointy end of a drill. A very long drill that the former Not-So Grump was holding in hand.

JonTron: "Hey, drill me this? What's long, pointing, and is ready to enter inside a hole?"

Deadpool: "...My dick in your Mother's vagina?"

JonTron: "Jokes on you, my parents aren't here anymore."

Before D-Pooley could answer back, the drill began to spin and drill it into its chest, one would scream in pain and agony, that's what Wade did….before commencing to laugh like a maniac, letting his healing factor do his work.

Deadpool: "Hahaha, didn't I told you?!"

The Regenerate Degenerate teleport upward, taking Jon with him, the momentum causes the chubby critic to be yanked up into the sky.

Deadpool: "I!"

He removes himself from the drill and gave the Youtuber a hard foot dive in the face. Sending him down to the ground, where he appeared first, thanks to his teleporting belt.

Deadpool: "Can't!"

Jon was welcome by a roundhouse kick, sending him into a wall where he bounces from it back to Wade.

Deadpool: "Die! Shoryuken!"

He was welcomed by a powerful uppercut from the legendary lone warrior of a fighting game, sending him airborne and landing hard on the floor. Jon stood up with a huff and a cracking neck.

JonTron: "Something's off here."

He then took out a blaster from out of nowhere, and aim it with one hand at Pool.

JonTron: "Say good-bye, Pooly."

He pulled the trigger….and instantly regret doing it as the blaster began to shoot around crazy.

JonTron: "FOCK! I FORGOT HOW HARD THESE THINGS WERE TO CONTROL!"

Jon was having the struggle of his life, trying to hold still the gun in his hand, as Deadpool stare at him with blinking eyes. That is until two holes were made on his suit, he looks down at them.

Deadpool: "Aww man, I clean this suit yesterday!"

With that, he sprinted at the chubby man, disarming him away from the blaster and knee him hard on the stomach, Jon's eyes widened before he began to puked…..candy corn all over the right leg of the Merc. Deadpool stares at it and then back at Jon…..who both began to laugh.

Deadpool: "Hahaha! Okay, this IS funny!"

JonTron: "Hahaha! I know! I didn't think I still have it!

They both laugh like idiots, they pat each other's back while laughing like maniacs, like old friends, they slowly began to calm down a little, and they look at each other.

JonTron: "...What were we doing again?"

Deadpool: "...I think it was fighting?"

The both look up into the sky and saw the "Deadpool vs JonTron" and they made an 'ooooh' expression on their faces….before Jon deck the Merc on the face, throwing him down.

Deadpool: "Ow, my nose!"

Taking the opportunity, Jon grabs the legs and began to spin around, and around, while Deadpool holds a "Best Rollercoaster Ever!" sign on his hands before the critic send him flying into the sky and crashing against the city's streets.

He teleports back next to Jon and tried to kick him, only to be promptly blocked. Jon retaliated with a swift kick to Deadpool's sacred jewels, making his eyes bloodshot out and fall down to the ground screaming.

Deadpool: "OOOOOOW! RIGHT BETWEEN MAMÁ Y PAPÁ!"

Jon took his trusting Tire Pump and hover over Deadpool.

JonTron: "It's over, kiddo!"

He slam the weapon hard on the head of the assassin, a hard crack was heard all over the place, and over, and over again. eliciting a series of pained grunts, combined with some incredibly colorful language.

Deadpool: "Motherfucker!"

Pooley had enough and push Jon away before jumping back to his feet, still having the pump in his forehead, only for the chubby man to tackle him, accidentally teleporting both of them into the Empire State Building, Deadpool quickly monkey throw Jon away.

Deadpool: "That's it! No more mister nice guy!

Random off-side guy: "But you were never nice!"

Deadpool: "And you were adopted!"

Random off-side guy: "NANI!?"

JonTron: "He's right, you know, your father was actually Adolf Hitler!"

Random off-side guy: "Impossible! That man has been dead for a hundred years!

JonTron: "You were Time Travel into the future!"

Random off-side guy: "NOOOOOOOOO! IT CAN'T BE! MY WORST FEAR HAS COME TRUE!"

Demo: MOTHERFUCKER'S! GET BACK TO THE FIGHT!

Deadpool: "FINE! (Takes guns out) EAT LEAD BIATCH!"

JonTron: "OH SHIET!"

Deadpool began to shoot a rainstorm of bullets, forcing Jon to run for his life before jumping into a table before he flips it around as the bullets began to hit the table, and then, the bullets stop. When Wade was about to reload, JonTron jumps out of the table, holding a holster on the side of his hip, and he pulls out….a Ham….And he hammily said-

JonTron: "HAM! A mercenary's worst nightmare and harbinger of gout!"

..

.

Deadpool: "...What the Fuck?"

JonTron: Is over now, a-hole!"

The former Grump toss the ham at Deadpool like a Frisbee. It smacked into the assassin's face with a gloopy splotch, seeing how funny this will help the story, he decides to play along with it.

Deadpool (Sarcastic): "Ahhhh! I'm melting, melting! Oooh, what a world, what a world!"

The Merc with the Mouth began to fall to his knees, making Jon smile smugly at him in despair.

JonTron: "You can say you're out to lunch."

That distraction was enough for Deadpool to take out a lightsaber, with "Property of Disney" and Mickey Mouse ears crudely slapped onto it, and charge at Jon, who dodge in time the lightsaber, and then, he took out his own tiny lightsaber.

Zoom! Clash!

The two blades met, sparking and fizzing in the rain. Both combatants glaring at each other hard.

JonTron: "Bitch! Don't copyright Disney!"

Deadpool: "That's pot calling the kettle black, fat-turd!"

Thunder clasp down as they both began to fight back, their laser blades clashing with each other, they continue to block their attacks before Deadpool threw a flash-bang grenade in from of Jon, blinding him from the bang.

JonTron: "Aaaah! My eyes!"

This allowed Deadpool to slash Jon right on the chest, leaving a large, open cut. Blood squirt from the wound as Jon stumbled backward, gasping. Wade kick him in the chest sending him down to the ground. Jon regain his eyesight back in time to roll away from a down spike, he stood up and charge at Deadpool, who meet him face first with their weapons clashing again, and it was then, that Deadpool to do a revelation to Jon.

Deadpool: "Jon….I'm your father!"

Jon was now wearing a party hat and spinning a noisemaker, and sport a very, very, very bored expression.

JonTron: "Yaaaaaay! He said it, can we go home now?"

Deadpool: "Wha- How dare you-"

This distraction allows Jon to take out his Vader lightsaber and plunge it right in the assassin's chest and used the other to chop the arm that was holding the lightsaber.

Deadpool: Aaaah! My arm!"

The Merc fell down, holding the remains of the arm with his other arm, he cried in pain….before his hand grew back. Leaving Jon in shock.

Deadpool: "Meh, it's alright."

JonTron: "What?!….What the Fuck?!"

Deadpool: "Yeah….That's why I will win!"

Swish!

With that, Deadpool swung his blade….and chop Jon's hand away.

JonTron: "Aaaaaaaaaugh!"

The former Not-So Grump stares at his hand in pure shock and agony, but before he could do anything Deadpool hand jump…...Hey!

Deadpool: "Need to borrow this!"

The a-hole assassin just grab my text and hit Jon in the back of the head, the weight of the text made it fell down hard and then on the ground, Deadpool struggle to pick it up before deciding to swing and hit it hard on the side of the head of Jon, the momentum allow Wade to hold it like a baseball bat and swung it hard at Jon, who was sent flying into the sky. Wade watch as the gamer critic became a star on the sky

Deadpool: "And is a Home Run!"

Deadpool began to dance like he did when he fought Deathstroke in the original Death Battle, he looks at the camera and began to fake injury himself.

Deadpool: "Oh! Oh, Fanfiction comments. Oh, I see your critics and shit, it pains so deep in this poor heart of mine….Just kidding, please explain how I beat this asshole-"

Ed: Uhm….Wade.

Deadpool: "Hmm?"

Ruby: Jon is not dead yet.

Deadpool: "...What?"

Before anyone could explain, a beeping sound caught the Merc's attention, he looks down to see a small R2D2 looking up to him while rolling forward.

Deadpool: "Double Two?! What are you doing here? The Last Jedi ain't out yet….and why are you tiny?"

The small robot began to beep two times with his iconic voice, Deadpool raised an eyebrow at why he was saying, until-

"Hey, Pooley!"

He turns around as was welcomed by none other than JonTron, who….regain back his hand, and was smiling smugly at the Merc with the Mouth.

JonTron: "Miss me?"

Deadpool's jaw went down in no time in pure shock before he shook it off.

Deadpool: Hold on! You heal fast too?!"

JonTron: "Meh...sometimes."

Deadpool: "Well, I have something special for that!"

Wade went slow motion as he drags out a shining blade from his back.

Deadpool: "Carbonadium sword! Killing those Wolverine and Sabretooth fans since 2012!"

JonTron: "A good year for cinema."

Deadpool: "Very True….Now to kill you!"

The Merc with the Mouth charges forward at super speed, while Jon glares at him, standing there. They were both close to each other in slow motion before-

Deadpool (thinking): "Wait….How did he know about the cinema?"

Wade didn't realize something….but Jon got knowledge on him….and knew how to beat him.

Deadpool: "What?"

JonTron: "Damn right!"

Jon dodges the swing of the sword and aims his Glock right at the Deadpool's head, leaving a hole on it as the Merc stagger back, when he came back to senses, he saw the chubby man holding two birds and his mouth was opening.

JonTron: "DOUBLE-BIRD PLUS LAZER!"

The two birds shot two powerful lasers from their eyes while Jon's mouth launch also a laser with them, hitting Deadpool right in the center of his chest and shoulders, living a large hole in it. Wade fell back as his healing factor began to do his job.

Deadpool: "Really? I told you that-"

He didn't finish as Jon stomp him again on the groin, and removing his teleport belt.

Deadpool: "AGAIN IN DEEZ NUTZ!"

JonTron: "Get ready, cause I'm about to fuck you up worse than Wolverine: Origins!"

Deadpool: "AW COME ON! THAT'S A LOW BLOW! EVEN FOR YOU-"

Wade didn't manage to finish as the chubby critic pulled his leg back and kick again in the groin, this time more powerful, causing Wade to rocket into space, flying towards the Sun at speeds faster than light. He saw that he was mere inches from the burning star before looking at the camera.

Deadpool: "Well shit, looks like I'm fuck!"

He only said before smashing against the heating planet.

Deadpool: "OH GOD, IS THIS WHAT RAIDEN FELT WHEN HE WAS DYING?! IT HURTS!"

Was the last thing he said before his body began to sizzled away into nothing, every morsel of his being slowly melting away and disintegrating.

Back on Earth, JonTron stares at the sun, proudly at his work.

JonTron: "A beautiful sight, isn't it, Rockington?"

Nobody answered him until a small kid walks by and asked.

Kid: "Sir, who are you talking to?"

The Not-So Grump blink three times before looking over his shoulder.

JonTron: "...Oh, that's right….I lost Rockington….Wait... I lost-I LOST A ROCK! SHIET!"

K.O


Demo: WHAT?!...WHAT THE FUCK?!

Ed: How many times had that word been said?

Ruby: Too much to count.

Ed: I guess….Anyway, this match is the most interesting one we have ever seen, Deadpool was without a doubt the better-skilled one in this fight, alongside his experience and healing factor. However, Jon surpasses him in strength, speed and weaponry put Wade's to shame.

Ruby: True, Deadpool's has super strength, however, it has never been shown to himself. Unlike him, Jon has proven his strength by kicking this dog to outer space.

Demo: Guess what people? The necessary power to do that is about 10,000,000, and speaking of space, you know the travel he did to the sun? Turns out that the feat clocks in at nearly 13x THE SPEED OF LIGHT! He practically put Sonic the Hedgehog and Quicksilver to shame!

Ed: And his weaponry actually trump's anything that Deadpool threw at him, sure he can make any weapon appeared out of nowhere, but it pales when Jon's Starcade is made out of freaking anything he wants. In short, it comes down to the 'realities' both characters appeared in. Deadpool may have achieved insane shit, but the Marvelverse is still relatively grounded in 'reality', at least more than Jon's is. While Jon's verse is whatever the hell he wants it to be, and as such, he can achieve the impossible relatively frequently.

Demo: Well, looks like Deadpool just went by the SHIETies ECHsperience of his life!

Ruby: The Winner is JonTron!


Next Time on Death Battle!

A figure in black hood creeps towards the blankets, it produces a knife and pulls down his hood, revealing his white face, burnt flesh around his eyelashes, and deep cuts carved into his cheeks.

V.S

A man began to laugh like a maniac from the shadow, it walks out to reveal his white face with a clown makeup, purple clothes, and smiling like a true clown