Ed: Smiles, it supposed to be the one thing that always makes you happy, and you want everyone to be as well.
Demo: But sometimes, a smile can be the last thing you see before dying by the hand of your killer! Like Jeff, the Psychopath Knife Killer Prince of Creepypasta!
Ruby: And the Joker, DC Genocider Clown Prince of Crime! I'm Ruby, and those are Ed and Demo!
Ed: And is our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle.
Jeff the Killer
Demo: My name is Jeff!
Ruby: My name is Jeff!
Ed: No. We are not doing this. Especially when is the Prince himself.
Ruby: Awwww.
Demo: Party Pooper.
-Background
-Name: Jeff
-Height: 6'
-Weight: 125 lbs
-Deformed face by bullies in his birthday
-The Prince of Creepypasta
-Michael Jackson and Joker rip-off
Ruby: Born to a normal family, Jeff had a very peaceful life, until his family moved to a new neighborhood, where he and his brother Liu were confronted by three bullies!
Ed: It was there that Jeff found how much he enjoyed hurting others, however, on the day of his birthday, those three bullies came back with revenge. Jeff engaged then in a brutal fight, enduring pain and damage no human, let alone a preteen, should ever have to face. He got glass smashed in his face and on his head, and afterward nearly burned to death. He recovers from it….but-
Demo: WHAT THE FUCK!? The King of Pop came back?! He really is a Zombie! Look at that face!
Ruby: KYAAAAAAAAAAAH! I can't unsee what I just saw! I'm too young for this!
Ed: And that's not all, his mind slowly made it's way to insanity, making Jeff murder his family, cut his own eyelids and carve a smile into his face. Transforming him into the famous stalking Creepypasta of the entire web, Jeff the Killer.
Demo: His career started with little kids, staring at them from the dark until they suddenly woke up, the last thing they see is that horrible face and the last words were Jeff's famous catchphrase, "Go to sleep!"
-Weapons and Abilities
-Kitchen Knife
-Superhuman Reflexes
-Super Speed
-Super Durability
-Excellent Stalker
Ruby: His main weapon is the one Michael Myers used in his fight, a kitchen knife. And he is very quick on with kills, like me!...Not that I kill innocents mind you!
Ed: Speaking of quick, Jeff always managed to avoid getting caught by the police, he can escape in a matter of seconds, can stalk people from very miles away in success, and his reflexes are off the radar, able to dodge stabs and bullets, sometimes.
Demo: But no worries! This creepy guy can tank heavy wounds like they were nothing, especially eight shotgun bullets to the chest!
-Feats
-Fought Slenderman to a standstill
-Killed Jane and Eyeless Jack
-Tank eight shotgun bullets
-Survived large amount of blood and organ loss
-Near-Impossible to Kill
Ed: One shell from this gun is enough to destroy a human chest without drawbacks, yet Jeff took them head-on, only stunning him for 10 seconds. Not just that, but Jeff has fought Slenderman himself to a draw, and we all know how dangerous the Stalking King is.
Ruby: Not only that, he managed to kill Jane, a girl that stalk him for 11 years and plan the perfect plan to finish him, Jeff escape and by ironic sense, killed her with her own method, and Eyeless Jack, the blue face monster that craves for livers…..Eww.
Demo: But more amazing, he's available to survived blood and organ loss! The guy had his organ rip out from his stomach and HE STILL FOUGHT BACK! HE'S UNKILLABLE! Where's my God-Slaying sword?! That Might work!
Ed: Easy there Demo, Jeff may be hard to kill, but he is not undefeatable.
-Weakness
-Completely Insane
-Very impulsive
-Short Range attacks only
-Can get sidetracked by visions
Ed: Jeff's mind is beyond repair, if he is not careful, he could lose control of himself completely and start doing things without regard for his own life. And despise been crafty, he prefers to charge in for the kill.
Ruby: Also, he needs to be close for his weapon to cause damage, and his mind can play with him, giving him visions of his dead victims, slowing him down.
Demo: Still, his insanity is the one thing that keeps him going on his streak, after all, he is the Prince of Creepypasta.
Jeff: "Go to sleep!"
The Joker
Ed: A white face, purple clothes, green haired and a smile only an insane mother could love. Nobody can represent these characteristics than the Jester Criminal of Gotham City.
Demo: Sweet Tooth!
Ruby: Ice Cream!
Ed: I said Gotham, not Twisting Metal.
-Background
-Name: Unknown (Rumored to be Jack White)
-Height: 6'5"
-Weight: 192 lbs
-Criminal Mastermind
-Arch nemesis of Batman
-Clinically Insane
Demo: But who was he before all this? Nobody knows, not even himself, but one thing is for sure, and that is that he is obsessed with the Caped Crusader, and after falling in a chemical substance, his mind and body change forever into the ever smiling Prince Clown of Crime. And what better plan than putting the world on his own twisted game.
Ruby: And like every clown, he has his own toys of entertainment, only that these ones aren't meant to entertain.
-Weapons
-9mm Long Barrel Gun
-Machine Gun (Tommy Gun)
-Razor Sharp Playing Cards
-Jester Cane Sword
-Explosive Toys and Fuse Bombs
-Hand Buzzer
-Acid Flower
-Joker Venom
Ed: Like any clown criminal, Joker's bizarre weaponry is filled with pistols and machine guns, but he also had some razor-sharp cards, gag flowers with acid, explosive fake teeth, electric buzzers, a cane sword, and finally, his trademark poison, the Joker Venom.
Demo: This green gas may look normal but breathed in and you will start laughing until you die. Ech! And doctor's said laughter is the best medicine. But this is only the first list of things he has to offer.
-Abilities
-Hand to Hand Combat
-Superhuman Strength
-Resistant to Poison and Gases
-High Tolerance Pain
-Criminal Strategist
-Excellent Manipulator
Ruby: Despite his looks, the Joker can handle himself in combat, and been insane has granted him super strength, he has a criminal mind of excellence, better than Torchwick's, and can resist to several poisons.
Demo: He can manipulate anyone, including Superman. But what really puts him on the top is his high pain tolerance! The guy got a Batarang right on the eye, the EYE, and he still ran around like normal, if that's not enough, he cut his own face skin!
Ruby: Kyaaaaaah! That's horrifying!
Ed: I still have nightmares of that….That was so fucked up...But I guess I shouldn't be surprised of it, consider that is the Joker.
-Feats
-Outsmarted Batman several times
-Beat Ra's Al Ghul in chess
-Assassinate 12 League of Assassin ninja
-Infiltrated the Pentagon
-Beat Wonder Woman and Superman
-Survived dozens of falls and explosion
-Resistant to mind control
-Killed the second Robin and put down Batgirl in a wheelchair
Ed: Over the years of terrorizing Gotham City, the Joker has earned the right to be called the sworn enemy of the Caped Crusader, even beating him face-to-face, and Wayne was trained by ninjas. Alongside Wonder Woman, the Strongest Amazon in DC, and Superman himself.
Demo: He assassinated 12 well-trained assassins by the Ra's Al Ghul, infiltrated the Pentagon, survived impossible high falls and explosions, he is resistant to mind control and even killed the Wonder Boy and Batgirl….Well, not exactly since RB is now Red Hood and Bat is now Oracle.
Ruby: He has done far impossible things, but even the Genocider has his weaknesses, especially when he is still human.
-Weakness
-Can die like a normal human
-Insane to the max
-No superpowers
Ed: That's right, Ruby. The Joker is still human from the inside, he can die by bullets wounds, open wounds, some diseases and even the Superman Hive-Five through his stomach.
Demo: And that's how Injustice was born, also, Joker is insane, and just like Jeff, if he isn't careful, he will not care for his well being. And he doesn't have any superpowers like the other villains.
Ruby: Even so, do not underestimate the Clown Prince of Crime, there's a reason he is the arch-enemy of the Batman.
Joker: "Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity. All it takes is a little push."
Ed: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Ruby: Will Jeff put to sleep the Genocider of DC?
Demo: Or will Joker have the last laugh on the deformed killer of Creepypasta? Well, get ready, for a Death Battle!
In an abandoned warehouse, two man wearing clown masks and were moving several crates filled with Joker venom, they were about to finish loading when they heard a chuckle go through the building.
Clown grunt 1: "Hey, the boss is her!"
Clown grunt 2: "What? I thought he was back at the hideout? Why would he be here?"
The continue to hear the chuckle going around, and suddenly, the lights on the flustered a little, before blacking out.
Clown grunt 2: "Hey! What the heck?!"
The lights came back, only that this time, there was only one grunt.
Clown grunt 2: "Huh? Jimmy?"
He looks around where he was before his foot step on something, he looked down and was horrified to see blood on his feet, and a trail moving away.
Clown grunt 2: "H-Hey, this isn't funny, man."
He began to follow the trail of blood, reaching behind the crates, he looks at the side and was horrified by what he saw.
His friend was against the wall, but his face was cut, his eyes were hanging by the organs, his mouth had flesh showing, and his arm was removed.
The grunt moves back in fear, and he turns around, only to be face-to-face with the most fucked face ever.
?: "Go to sleep!"
Before the guy knew, a knife was stabbed itself in his throat, and then, everything was dark.
Jeff the Killer managed to get two victims this night, his cut-up smile is exactly how he felt. He dissembles the boy to his heart content. What more could he asked for-
?: "Uhuhuhu! Now that was a show!"
Jeff turned around to be faced with a green haired man wearing purple clothes, clown makeup, and a smile that could rival the Grinch. And in hand was a bowl of popcorn. The Joker has come.
Joker: "It was the most beautiful show I have ever seen! Even though you killed my men! Oh well, I'll get some more-"
The clown quickly dodged a swipe to his chest, followed by more cut attempts from Jeff before kicking him away, the demented killer slides backward, showing his own smile to the clown.
Jeff: "I'm going to enjoy killing you."
Joker: "Uhuhuhu! That's funny! You know why?"
The Joker threw the bowl away and pulls out his Tommy Gun.
Joker: "Because I was about to say the same thing!"
Smile until you Die!
FIGHT!
Joker: "Let's get wild!"
The Joker commenced shooting bullets from his gun, making the creepypasta to run, evading the bullets as they hit the crates behind him. The clown laugh as he shoots at the crate before the gun made a 'click' sound.
Joker: "Gah! Stupid had to run out of bullets now!"
His comment made Jeff spring into action, he ran out from behind the crate and charge at Joker with super speed, Joker moves away when the knife was inches away from his chest. Jeff tried again, and again, but the Clown Prince kept dodging each attack he threw, enraging the killer.
Joker: "Hoho! For a clown wannabe, you really have a horrible aim!"
Jeff: "Hold still so I can show you how horrible my aim is!"
Jeff continues to try to stab him, but Joker retaliate by dodging and kneeing him on the stomach, making Jeff stumble back. Allowing the Genocider to place down a bomb and kick it into the creepypasta's chest, exploding and sending Jeff into several crates, breaking them. Jeff stood up, angry now, he threw his knife at super speed, but the Joker duck down as the weapon soared over his head and stabs itself in a crate, he looks at it.
Joker: "...Okay, now THAT...is a shitty aim-"
He didn't finish saying as Jeff had appeared and punched him hard on the face, followed by picking him up and slam him against the wooden crate, slamming hard the spine of the DC villain, he then punches him in the face.
Joker: "Ow! My face!"
And again.
Joker: "Ow! My nose!"
And again.
Joker: "Okay small guy, you don't get the joke!"
And then, Jeff took his knife and slam it hard on the Joker's shoulder, making the criminal to bleed a lot.
Joker: "Uhuhuhu! Now we're talking about!"
Jeff removed the knife and was about to stab him again before the Joker slams his hand on his face and use his electric buzzer, making the insane killer to be stunted, allowing Joker to punch him in the face and kick him away.
Jeff recovers from the stunt and was angry now, charge forward, only to be stopped by a bullet entering his chest. The Genocider had taken out a very long barreled pistol and had begun to shoot at Jeff, making the kitchen knife monster to stagger back each time.
Joker: "Hahahahahaha! This is fun!"
Joker aim at the forehead of Jeff and shoots, the Prince's head move back violently….before returning back to its position, the bullet right in the middle of his teeth. The arch-enemy of Batman had it's jaw-dropping.
Joker: "….All right, now THAT...is funny."
Jeff spit the bullet to the side before looking at Joker with furry.
Jeff: "I'm gonna murder you!"
Joker tried to shoot again, but the gun ran out of bullets, throwing it to the side, he took his razor-sharp cards.
Joker: "Then come and get it, Michael Jackson!"
Jeff: "Pot calling the kettle black!"
The Creepypasta charge forward, as the Clown Prince threw its card with masterful precision, Jeff use his knife to block some of the cards, while some managed to cut him deep, but he didn't care. Seeing how useless the cards were, Joker took out a knife out and charge forward.
*Kling*
Both weapons clash with each other, both white skin men fighting to suppress the other, they push each other back before charging once again. Joker slashes down, but Jeff jumps back, in which he tried to stab the shoulder, only for the clown to dodge it. Joker sends once again the knife, only for the creepypasta to counter with his. They continue to connect each other's knife, until their insanity reaches the top peak, allowing Joker to stab him in the side, but Jeff didn't care as he stabs Joker in the left arm.
Jeff was faster than Joker as he began to stab faster and faster, leaving the Joker's left arm bleeding a lot, losing its grip on the knife. The Creepypasta began to stab the Joker's chest, again, and again. Before stabbing it in the knee, making Joker fall down. Jeff jumps on top of him and began to stab him even more, after 15 stabs, Jeff stop as he was breathing heavily now, still standing on top of Joker, who had blood coming out from his wounds...and still breathing.
Jeff: "Hah...hah….Heh….Heh….I'm going to enjoy separating you into pieces."
Jeff rose his knife one more time, as the Joker chuckle at this.
Joker: "Hehe….That's so cliche...But my best punchline...is the one you don't see coming!"
Before Jeff knew it, Joker had thrown his right hand forward, and then, a green smoke was in Jeff's face, he was so surprised by it, he breathed in, and hurt his eyes.
Jeff: "Gaaaah….Heh….hehehehe...Hahahaha!
Joker: "Heh...Hahaha..Haahahahahahaha!
They both began to laugh like maniacs, but Jeff was forming tears through his eyes, he continues to laugh and laugh, he tried to hit himself, but it was already too late, he felt his lungs suffocating and then...he fell down backward, still smiling, but not breathing.
Meanwhile, Joker continues to laugh like a maniac, his voice ringing through the entire warehouse.
KO!
Demo: Haahahahahahaha…..I don't get it.
Ruby: Me neither, what's so funny about it?
Ed: It wasn't...Anyways, this fight was obvious, both killers we're experienced in killing and combat, but Joker's arsenal and mind ultimately trump's Jeff in the end. Sure, Jeff was the faster of the two and can tank more damaged than Joker, but the Clown Prince of Crime's strength could take on the speed of the Creepypasta.
Demo: Besides, Joker is smart and an excellent manipulator, he can come up with better plans. Unlike Jeff, who goes head first into the attack.
Ruby: And while Jeff may be crazy, that doesn't stop the laughing gas from killing him. He couldn't have anything that would have to stop it from finishing him off.
Demo: Well, you could say that Jeff was nothing more than a joke for the Genocider.
Ed: The winner is The Joker.
Next Time on Death Battle!
A black-haired man in a red headband and white GI begins its journey once again, searching for strong opponents.
V.S
A bipedal, canine-like creature, with fur that is predominantly blue and black, rushes forward with a large blue bone to attack.
