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Ed: Vampires. One of the first ever myths to have spread for decades. Whenever is in horror films, pack action adventures, fun family stories or just plain...gay series.
Demo: Thank God I don't read Twilight. I might have actually hung myself. Thankfully, these two are just how I like them; bloodthirsty, powerful, and unstoppable! Alucard, the Crimson Hunter from Hellsing!
Ed: And DIO, the Eternal Enemy of the Joestar Family. Before we have our usual routine, we would like to introduce our new researcher that will be taking Ruby Rose's position. Please welcome our AI...RUBY!
RUBY: Greetings to you all! I hope to be of use!
Demo: You will, girl! You will! Now, on to know who is going to win the first episode of Season 2's DEATH BATTLE!
Alucard
Ed: In London, England, there's a rumor of a man dress in red, walking on the shadows while leaving behind trails of crimson blood and mutilated bodies. They dubbed him "The Nightwalker", but in reality, his name is Alucard.
RUBY: Alucard has several other names and aliases, but this one is his favorite yet. As a bonus, when you spell its name backward, you read "Dracula".
-Background
-Real Name: Vlad Tepes
-Height: 7'2"
-Weight: 185 lbs
-Age: 568
-One of the First Vampire in the World
-Instagram User: TheCrimsomFuckr
-Was a Girl in WWII...For Real
Ed: But before he was Alucard, he was simply Vlad Tepes, a Catholic that believed actions to God would be a better response than prayers. Sadly, he was captured by the church for this idea and ordered to be executed, where he actually drank his own blood...after losing his head.
RUBY: This backstory is based on the hints and knowledge we have gathered from many resources since his backstory is a mystery. Do not hate me, please! Is my first time on the job!
Demo: Don't worried, RUBY! I'm pretty sure nobody is going to get mad at this! Anyway, when Vlad drunk his own blood, he became cursed to be a Vampire for life! With his back turn, he went on a rampage! Killing thousands of people and been unrivaled for years; going down in history as Prince Vlad Dracul III, Dracula for short! But just like John Cena would say, 'His Time was Up!' as Dracula and his servant were slaughter by a man who would go down in legend as the Vampire Hunter; Abraham Van Hellsing!
RUBY: After his defeat, his body was hidden by the Hunter himself, and only his family knew where it was located. Years later, Sir Integra, the upcoming Head of the Hellsing Organization, was been chased by her own Uncle, who wanted to kill her and become the head of the Organization. Before her father died, he told her about the Hellsing's Secret Weapon.
Ed: Color her surprise when she found a corpse of a man. However, while fighting her almost-to-be killers, some of her blood landed next to the corpse, the smell was enough to revive the Count of Darkness. Thus, Alucard was reborn...again, now working for the Hellsing Family.
Demo: Wait, what? He got put down by the descendant of the family and NOW works for them? That doesn't make any sense.
RUBY: That's because Alucard had a mix of respect for Van Hellsing's skills to take him down. Now under contract with Sir Integra, Dracula spent the next years helping the Organization on hunting down supernatural threat beings like witches, ghouls, zombies and, of course, vampires.
Demo: Is some CoD Zombie shit in there! And for that, he has the tools and skills for the job!
-Arsenal and Skills
-.454 Casull Auto
-113mm The Jackal
-Vampiric Powers
+Enchanted Strength, Speed, Reflexes, Endurance
+Blood Control
+Darkness Composition
+Mind Control and Telepathy
+Gravity Defiance
+Supernatural and Extrasensory Detection
+Shape Shifting
+Regeneration
+Daywalking
+Omnipresence
Demo: On his right hand, he wields one of Hellsing custom hand-made .454 Casull Auto pistol, and own his left, he wields the deadly 113mm Jackal!
RUBY: The Casull is a powerful handgun, more powerful than a .50 AE or a Magnum. It can shoot 13mm rounds, which can leave an impressive hole on two people at the same time. Unfortunately, the recoil is too strong for a human, but Alucard is by no means a human. The Jackal is the Alucard's favorite, weighing 35 pounds, this gun doesn't just blow a person's limb completely off, it also houses explosive dust to give it an off boost.
Ed: Aside from that, Alucard has his own skills thanks to his Vampiric Powers, which includes superhuman strength, speed, reflexes, and durability. The ability to control his own blood, control darkness, read minds by drinking blood, control people, defy gravity, detected supernatural beings, shapeshift into anything, omnipresence his own self around the world, being able to walk on daylight and regenerate from any wound he received. Of course, some of his moves are seal away since Alucard loves to play with his victims before going for the finishing blow.
Demo: And speaking of seals, Alucard has a powerful familiar seal away, dub Level 1!
-Level 1
-Alucard's personal familiar
-Summons a massive 30 ft Hellhound with sharp teeth
-Powerful enough to crumble buildings and chew up vampires with ease
-Has the still alive soul of Luke Valentine residing in its stomach
Demo: This form allows him to control darkness without limits, as well been able to transform into a hellhound called Baskerville, which is pretty terrifying since it can eat other regenerates! Just look at Luke Valentine...Who's a demigod now, bitch?!
RUBY: There's also another, yet stronger form called Level 0. However, Alucard cannot undo the seal it has without Integra's permission. Luckily for him, he's very powerful as he is.
-Feats
-Expert Marksman without the need to look
-Powerful enough to punch walls and limbs off
-Shrugs off Mortal Wounds in seconds
-Caught a Magic Bullet with his teeth
-Survive a Holy Weapons to the skull
-Defeat Luke Valentine, Rip Van Winkle, and Alexander Anderson
Ed: That's right, thanks to his experience of the Occult and Hunting, Alucard has gone to the point on shooting bullets without even need to aim. He's strong enough to punch a man through a solid wall, fast enough to catch a magical bullet with his teeth while getting pellet by the said bullet. Tough enough to get a holy weapon stab into his face, and even regenerate from anything, including getting decapitated.
Demo: Damn! That's definitely his OP ability! Hell! Even Anderson and Valentine, who were regenerators, were taken down by him! Even Van Winkle-Pffffffffffffffffffft! I-I can't take it anymore! Who the fuck calls themselves Van Winkle?! 'Specially for a woman?!
RUBY: True. Alucard's healing ability is off the charge, and that alone is his greatest flaw.
-Weakness
-Holy Artifacts
-Allows himself been battered around
-Needs Blood to continue living
-Nihilistic of his own life
RUBY: This kind of ability has caused him to let himself been toy around by his enemies, at the point that he almost let himself die several times.
Ed: And like any other being of darkness, holy weapons can slow him down, at a minimum. As well the fact that he requires blood, should he stay too long without it, he would be weakened and fall to a coma, just like Abraham did on their fight. But the most shocking part of all this would be the reason he allows it.
Demo: Alucard. Hates. Vampires! Literally! He considers them the lowest life forms in the world! Lower than humans! That's weird of him!
RUBY: I don't understand. He has many abilities and can regenerate from any wound. He's practically immortal! Why would he consider a species so advance worthless than a simple human?
Ed: Maybe it has to do with the fact that he knows that he is a monster, just like the rest of those he enjoys killing. In fact, he is searching for the ideal person to slay him down.
Demo: Not like I would understand what goes through that Vampire's head, but I do know one thing; if the Nightwalker is hunting, pray that you're not his prey!
Alucard: "Haven't you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation? Bitches. Love. Cannons."
DIO
Ed: True Evil. How can one become something like that? Is because of bad parenting? Are you born evil? So many questions can come from asking this.
RUBY: One thing is for certain. To be evil, one must be rotten to the core of its soul. Especially when you have a horrible childhood, something Dio Brando knows too well.
-Background
-Name Dio Brando
-Age: 122
-Height: 6'4"
-Weight: 231 lbs
-Insane Ego Maniac
-Transformed into a Vampire via Stone Mask
-Battle Cry: "Wryyyyyyyyy!"
Demo: Can't blame him on that one. Dario Brando, Dio's father, was a complete asshole, to his son and wife, so much that the poor girl committed suicide. This action made Dio push forward with his evil...By poisoning his own father slowly! Talk about dark history!
Ed: And that was just part one of his master plans. See, Dio's father was arrested when he was caught pawning wreckage of a wealthy family. George Joestar, the only surviving of the wreck, release him from custody, thinking that this kindness would make Dario change heart...You can guess how that works out.
RUBY: With Dario dead, Dio would be taken in by the Joestar family. That's where his plan was to be on move to claim the Joestar Fortune. He would damage his rival, Jonathan Joestar, reputation in many ways, including stealing his girlfriend's first kiss and murdering his dog. However, instead of breaking him, Jonathan became stronger and challenge Dio back. With each year, he became stronger and stronger, until he got in his hands on the Stone Mask.
Ed: This mask isn't just for show, it was created by powerful beings to be able to unlock the secret potential within their bodies, but it kind of backfired because it only worked on humans. When Jonathan exposed Dio's true evil, this one, in its last attempt to stop them, put on the mask as the police pellet him with bullets, his blood activating the mask and erasing any humanity Dio had before.
Demo: After killing George and got stab through a statue by Jonathan, and been burned alive, which he survived, Dio would hide through the shadows, creating a powerful army of zombies with his new Vampiric Powers!
-Skills and Arsenal
-Vampiric Powers
+Inhuman Strength, Speed, Reflexes, and Durability
+Enhanced Senses
+Regeneration
+Gravity Defiance
+Immortality
+Blood Drinking
+Flesh Buds
+Space Ripper Stingy Eyes
-Incredible Intelligence
-Master Manipulator
-Merciless Fighter
-Vaporization Freezing
-Knives
-Steam Roller
RUBY: His vampire's powers are the basics one, insane strength, speed, reflexes, and durability. In addition, he can walk on walls, drink blood to gain strength, enchanted senses, has a helping factor, can create buds from his cells to control others, and his body doesn't age one bit. He, somehow, also gain the ability to shoot beams out of his eyes, and it was called Space Ripper Stingy Eyes.
Ed:...In my opinion, that is the stupidest and longest move name I have ever heard before. Hands down. But even before gaining his Vampire powers, DIO was already on a league of his own. I mean, it took years and a bit of determination for Jonathan to figure out who Dio Brando truly was. He's also a merciless fighter on the street, showing no mercy to his victims, and even learn a countering technique called the Vaporizing Freezing for the Ripple, waves that can send sunlight waves hotter as the sun. The VF allows Dio to turn his entire body cold, enough to freeze his blood or body, even transfer it anywhere he touches.
RUBY: Unfortunately, even with all this, Dio lost against Jonathan in their rematch, however, he would not give up, so he did the unbelievable...and slice his head off his body. Somehow, still alive, he and a servant went hunting down Jonathan with the hopes of taking his body for himself. He managed to kill Jonathan, but in the process, the ship they were on sink down the ocean. Dio spent 100 years down on the Deep Blue. And when he emerged, he had possessed the body of Jonathan, and gain a new ability, The Stand.
-Stand: The World
-User: Dio Brando
-Abilities: Super Strength, Speed, Precision, Sense
-Unique ability: Time Stop
+Time Limit: 9 seconds
-Muda! Muda! Muda! (Useless!)
Ed: Ah yes! Stand, the manifestation of one's fighting spirit. They can appear in three ways; naturally manifested, life-threatening moment, and artificially made. They act as the person's guardian angel and combat partner, and only those with Stands can see or attacks others with Stands. Each stand is unique and comes with different powers and names, Dio's Stand is The World. Fun fact, the name belongs to one of the Tarot Cards; the World card.
Demo: While it was little the time we have seen The World's potential, it can beat Jotaro's Star Platinum without effort. RUBY, take it away!
RUBY: Star Platinum was strong enough to break diamond teeth of a monster, catch bullets in a second point blank, and break the sound barrier with its punches. The World was able to beat Star Platinum given these conditions and surpassed him. Not only that, but The World's unique ability is what makes him and Dio more terrifying; the power to stop time. With it, everything around Dio becomes frozen in place, all except him. Unfortunately, the time stop has a limit of nine seconds before everything goes back to normal.
Demo: Bet you wanna have that kind of power now, huh?
-Feats
-Nearly killed all the Stardust Crusaders
-Survive been 100 years on the ocean
-Survive a Hamon infused slash to the face
-Survive been burned alive
-Lift up a Steam Roller with his bare hands
-The World was the Strongest Stand in the World
Demo: DIO is a very cunning creature, with his charisma, many have followed him by their own will...or by hypnosis from his bubs. He was able to kill Jonathan and Kakyoin, who could shoot emerald projectiles fast as a cheetah, who can run 65-75 miles per hour, and even control them like heat-seeking missiles! But where he truly shines is with his durability, he was burned down, decapitated, blow up, and turn into mush. He still managed to get up, all patch up to kill again!
RUBY: Not only that, but even without his Stand, Dio was strong enough to lift a Steam Roller, which weighs a 100 pounds, and used it to smash Jotaro Kujo with it, using his own hands to crush him down below. Not only that, but The World was considered the strongest Stand to have ever existed because of his ability...And if you notice, we said 'was'.
-Weakness
-Sunlight
-Arrogant as Hell
-The World can only move 10 meters away
-Stand Is a Double Edge Sword
-Time Stop ability must be consciously activated
-Sore Loser
Ed: As usual, Vampires are weak by the rays of sunlight, should one like ever touch it, Dio's body would turn into rock and then dust. His arrogance, while well earned, is one of the reasons he even failed on his battles with Jonathan and Jotaro. And of course, Dio doesn't like failures on his agenda, should one be there, he would go on a rage.
RUBY: Another flaw would his Stand, it can only reach ten meters from him, as well that it's a Double Edge sword, should The World get hurt, so will DIO. And his Unique ability is not automatic, he must activate by his own accord.
Demo: Still, with the durability to back up his claims while his head is split apart and The World's Abilities on his side, Dio Brando is the last person I want to stay around with!
DIO: "I'M THROWING MY HUMANITY AWAY, JOJO!"
Ed: All right, the combatants are ready and set for this match!
RUBY: I have analyzed each Fighter through, and have come up with the results of this fight.
Demo: Then what are we waiting?! The Crimson Fucker and Stand Monster are going head to head now! LET'S START THIS DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
It was 7:45 PM in England, inside a store, enter a man dress in a long red coat, a floppy brimmed fedora, and a pair of wire-framed glasses, with orange lenses. He made his way to the reception table, where a receptionist, which was a girl, flinch at the appearance of the tall man. "Good Evening, Girl," Alucard spoke up with his sexy voice.
"Y-Yes, sir!" The receptionist spoke up a bit scared. "H-How can I help you?"
"Ah! Right to the point then," Alucard smile, showing his canning teeth, "I'm here to pick up an order for a 70-inch Plasma TV, with Netflix installed."
"U-Uh, l-let me check," The receptionist duck down, searching for some papers, "Where is it? Where is it?...H-Here it is!" She found the receipt with the order, "I-Is already pack, if you could wait for a moment a-as I get it?"
"Sure, girly. But please hurry up," Alucard said as he crossed his arms, "I have a marathon of Adventure Time to watch, I don't want to miss it." He said seriously to her, which earn a weird out and confuse look in her face. "Don't judge my personal preference!" His shout made the girl squeak in fear before apologizing and dashing away.
A few minutes passed, and the girl hasn't returned just yet, making the Vampire become impatient, "What is taking her so long? Is it that hard to find a giant television? If I missed my marathon, she's gonna pay for it." He growled out before his sense perks up. "Oh? So that's why…" He immediately looks around, to see if anyone was around. Nobody was, so he walks to a wall and went through it with his darkness ability. He appeared on the large storage room, big enough to shelter people from a storm. The moment he appeared, his nose immediately caught the familiar smell of blood. "Oh, boy. Work is truly a bitch with me."
The Crimson Vampire walk through the dark, following the smell. In mere moments, he found the source of the smell, which was the reception girl, drop in the ground with a nasty bite mark on her throat, he eyes were paled as the blood drop down from her mouth. She was dead as a doornail, and by the looks of it, her death was just recent.
Which means the killer is still close.
But that didn't matter to Alucard one bit, however, what's next to the body did. "That...better not be my 70-inch...Plasma TV…" Sure enough, next to the body was a smash down TV, a hard boot mark on it. "...So? Are you gonna stay hidden back there or what?" He asked nobody in particular...or so we think.
"Ah, so you did know I was here." Spoke another male voice, from out of the shadow came a tall man. He had blonde hair and eyes, a tall muscular form, a gold-orange jacket, and pant legs. Around his neck was a green necklace with heart motifs, elf shoes and a heart themed circlet on his head and heart-shaped pads on his knees. "I'm impressed that you can keep calm after seeing this scene." Dio Brando said with a small impressed tone. "But you're not normal, aren't you?"
Alucard didn't speak one bit, his eyes, through his glasses, still looking at his damage TV. "...By the look of the bite mark on the woman's neck, the pale expression of his eyes, and the lack of blood...You're a Vampire, aren't you?"
"Ha! So you actually do know whom you stand before?"
"Of course I do," Alucard finally turns around, his glasses hiding the anger of his red eyes, "I hunt your kind." He said as he began to take out his guns.
Those words actually managed to make DIO laugh, "You? You think you can kill me?" The mere thought of it was a joke for him. "Tell me, how many pieces of bread have you eaten in your life?" He asked but Alucard didn't budge at his question. "Those scrubs are the many people who had to kneel before me, the advance lifeform! I am the Ultimate Lifeform above those weak monkeys like you! You honestly think you can defeat me-"
*BANG!*
Whatever DIO tried to say was cut short as a gunshot ran through the building and his ear was blown off. He growled in anger as his healing factor grow another ear.
Alucard, who's Casull was smoking, still had his unimpressed expression, "Spare me from that 'Oh so greater species' bullshit." He finally began to let his anger get to him. "I come all this way to get my well-deserved 70-inch Plasma TV, expecting to get home to watch my Adventure Time Marathon while drinking a fine wine, only to find it smashed on the ground, covered in blood, all from a little blonde shit, worthless vampire rip-off who is now talking to me as if I'm his alcoholic father trying to get impressed by his own son!" He finally let his anger out...and then smile cockily at him, "Be a good boy and go grab daddy a beer on your way back to Hell. Hmm?"
"Grrr! This mockery will not be accepted!" The anger of the great Dio Brando will be released on this fool!
Is time to Party! Wryyyyyyy!
FIGHT!
Alucard began by shooting his silver bullets through his gun, but Dio was quick enough to dodge each and every one of them. He then dashes and appeared in front of Alucard with his hand reaching his throat, only for Alucard to whip his gun at the side, only for the blonde to raised it's leg and gave a wicked kick to the jaw of the vampire before giving a nasty punch to the stomach. The blow sends Alucard flying backward with a hole in his stomach, and blood dripping down his lips.
"Wryyyyyyyyy!" Dio battle cry before he jumps into the air and landed on Alucard before throwing a brutal barrage of punches on the Red Hunter. As it continues, the Snake of the Joestar family began to freeze his opponent's body with each punch he threw made parts turned into ice before breaking up, destroying the skin of Alucard and showing the flesh inside, "Let this be a lesson for you, monkey!" Dio began to taunt and laugh like a maniac, "Let as the cold drip of Despair swallows you up as you face me! I am the perfect being! The evolve ruler of all species! That's what it means to face me-"
A hard punch to the jaw, which caused a tooth to fly off and said jaw be dislocated, finally shut the blonde Vampire up, "Good God! You just love to hear yourself talk too much!" Alucard laughs off as his wounds heal up quickly, and send a palm push to DIO's chest, sending him flying backward, in the dark parts of the storage room. "Well, if I have to say anything good...at least you're much stronger than those ghouls, for a fake-vampire that is!"
"You!" A growl escape through the darkness, the air around began to shake as Japanese words saying 'rumble' flew forward. "I'll make regret mocking me!" Two pair of golden shine in the darkness before some sort of laser beam. The Space Ripper Stingy Eyes open a hole on Alucard's throat, gushing a burst of blood out, enough time for Dio to charge at him. However, Hellsing's secret weapon was used to have holes on his body, that meant he can still aim and shoot bullets at his opponent. The charismatic vampire dodges all the bullets heading his ways, except for one that managed to pierce his shoulder, forcing his healing factor to work. Dio knew that this monkey wasn't normal, but he didn't think he was this durable. He decided to get serious. "The World!"
Alucard raised an eyebrow, before feeling his body mangled, his arms were bent hard, his nose and jaw were bloody and dislocated, his ribs were broken and could feel some had pierced his lungs. He fell to his knees, the strength on his legs gone away as Dio appeared before him and grab him by his throat. "Ha! Where's your bravado now!?" A yellow aura envelope from the Vampire before a yellow being pop out, it was tall with black skin and golden head and body pieces. "Looks like it was all like your determination; useless!" The World appeared behind Alucard, as he and Dio both tose their fists...and attack.
"MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"
A storm of fists from both beings was enough to start a heavy combo, Alucard's bones crack and his blood began to paint the walls, boxes, and floor. This continues for over 3 minutes, before The World went right next to Dio, as they both pulled their fist back at the same time. "Feel Despair! MUDA!" Both vampire and Stand shout before punching the stomach of Alucard, leaving another hole inside and sending him flying into a wall, smashing on it hard. The Crimson Vampire was glue on it, his clothes bloody and his blood bursting around it.
Seeing his work done, Dio disappears his Stand as he gave a slow clap, "I knew that reusing my old powers would bring good results." He said as he began to turn around, "I should consider using them against the Joestars." He began to walk away from the dead corpse.
KO-
BANG!
The 'KO' sign was blown to pieces when a gunshot was heard and pierce Dio's shoulder... exploding into gore as his right arm fell down. "Auuuuuuuuugh!" The scream of pain and confusion was plaster with the same expressions. What the Hell just happened?!
"Hey, Yellow Cunt!" The Blonde Vampire's eyes widened as he looks back, and saw Alucard all heal up, smiling like a true maniac, and holding a black smoking gun, The Jackal. "You done goofed!"
That DIO was taken back at the sudden appearance of the man, he didn't have even blood on his face anymore! Was it a Stand? What kind of power? Before he could even ponder more, Dracula had already jumped off the wall and was heading his way with his sharp teeth. "The World!" Just as it almost reached him, everything around Dio froze, including Alucard. "Time has stopped." He said as The World appeared out, only that this time it was missing it's right arm, just like his summoner. ('Looks like I can't leave it intact!') At that, The World charge forward to the still frozen Alucard, and send a barrage of punches and kicks, this time making sure the bones were dust, along with his heart and brain been squashed. All this was going on while Dio picks up his severed limb up and patch it up. "Time resumes."
At his words, everything began to have color again, the moment all came back, Alucard once again felt like a rainstorm of rocks hit him hard before feeling his entire body been push back, he then felt something heavy grab his sides and his legs before his body was ripped apart.
"How's that, worm?!" Dio shouts as he holds the upper mangled body of Alucard while The World had the legs dangling down. They both proceeded to grab the parts and, at the exact time, smash repeatedly both body parts together, the repeated force was enough to turn it to mushed gore for the floor. With his opponent turn into pieces this time, Dio proceeded to pick the Crimson Vampire's intact arm. "Feel honor, you force me to heal myself with your blood." He mocks as his canine teeth slam into the flesh, extracting the blood…
And then, his eyes widened. He threw away the limb in absolute desperation, the moment his blood enter his body, he felt indescribable madness and carnage from it, so much that his brain couldn't process it all. As he tried to calm down, the arm threw up a dark/red liquid before it began to move by itself. "So you can extract blood to heal, huh?" The voice of Alucard rung from the darkness, taking Dio by shock once again as the dark liquid began to change, forming into a human form, and then, Alucard reappeared once more. "Got to say, this is the first time I ever see a vampire do that before, so much blood is out of me. I could really go for a drink right now." Alucard before letting a yawn out.
Dio's anger exploded from his own ears. First, this worthless being mocks him, makes his beautiful body suffer pain, he doesn't die, and NOW...HE. FUCKING. YAWN. TO. HIS. FACE!
"That's it! I'm making sure you never see the night light again!" The World manifest itself out at the exact time the Blonde yell out, "The World!" And everything began to freeze.
However, before Alucard was frozen, he had a look of interest, one that said he felt something was going on. And then, he had an idea as the effects caught him inside.
For Dio, he tried another tactic, he took several knives out of nowhere and threw them in the air, already in position as The World shoot forward once more and throw another wave of punches and kick to the frozen Hunter, once five seconds had passed, The World stops its assault and move away the exact moment DIO shot forward, placing both of his hands on the waist of his opponent, sending its vaporization technique, freezing Alucard's entire body. He then jumps into the air, at the exact same time that time began to return to normal. The Crimson Vampire's body was completely sky blue before it exploded with holes in it a third time, large chunks of bloody ice been sent flying before several knives impaled the ice sculpture in many places, like the eyes, arms, thighs, and the crotch-
OH SHIT! HE STABBED HIM IN THE SACRED PLACE!
THAT MONSTER! HOW DARE HIM!
NOOOOOO! NOT THERE! I NEED IT SO I CAN HAVE HIS CHILDREN!
WHAT THE-?! WHY ARE THE FANSERVICE HERE?! WHO LET THEM IN?!
RUBY! ACTIVATED FANDOM EMERGENCY PROTOCOL!
ENGAGING IN BATTLE MODE! FIRING MAIN CANNON
…Anyways, the sculpture of Alucard began to break down, but our view was up as a faint sound began to fall down. Out of the sky, came Dio, holding a large Steam Roller with his hand and coming down hard. "This time, you won't feel a thing!" At full force, the large vehicle smashes into the sculpture, breaking it into tiny pieces of ice and blood. "I'm not done yet! Wryyyyyy!" Dio shouts as he began to punch with all his strength the roller on top of Alucard's body.
"MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"
One last 'Muda' to the roller and a giant crater was made under the cylinder, along with a pool of mix water-blood coming out of them. This time, the Charismatic Serpent was breathing heavily, he used a lot of his energy to make sure his opponent was done for good. After some time, he couldn't sense anything with his ears, which means he finally did it.
"Hahahahaha!" He let a maniac laugh out from his demented lips. "Finally! That disturbance is gone from this world! As expected from the perfect being! Proof that I'm a God! Nay, I'm beyond a God!" He continues to laugh like he always does.
"Hooo~ You're a God?"
Dio's sense shot immediately to the sky as he felt a dark presence behind him. And he was right as none other than the Secret Weapon of Hellsing was behind him, his glasses were gone, showing his blood eyes. His hat was also gone, his long black hair free and flying around. His wounds, all heal up. "I wonder why is that?"
"T-The WorlAaaaaaaaaaagh!" The Blonde tried to used his ability, but Alucard had already bite his shoulder hard, beginning to suck his blood.
"Hmm?" Alucard hummed in amusement. Thanks to it, he began to see the memories. The battles with the Joestar Family and his deeds, "The fuck is this?" The moment he threw his humanity away and transform into a Vampire by choice with a Stone Mask. "The fuck is that?" He then saw Dio losing against Jonathan before cutting his head off and getting himself trapped in the ocean for a hundred years. "The fuck are those?!" And then, he saw him earning his Stand and its ability to stop time. As well as seeing so many women he had slept with for his own selfishness."Ohohohohoho!"
Having enough, Dio grabs his head and began to vaporizing his head, only for Alucard to turn into darkness, disappearing and making his opponent panic as he looks around to find him. "Hahahaha! This is so funny! Y-You actually think YOU'RE a God because you're a fucking Vampire! To think there's another human who actually thinks like that!"
The anger of Dio was a volcano, as he began to look around, "Shut up! Scum like you would never-"
"Ahhh~ What's the matter, Dio Brando?" His named been called out cause the Blonde to stop in his track on batshit mouthing. "Did Daddy didn't give you enough love for you? But you already killed him? Are you trying to impress him after he ruined your mother's and your life?"
"H-How did you-"
"I guess I could understand, becoming a fake Vampire that is!" Alucard's voice flew through the darkness before the entire place became red, followed by several red-color eyes opening, all looking down at Dio. "Hell! With that so-called Stand of yours and freezing time shit, I would have pissed myself too...if you were intimidating!" Before Dio could speak, a hound shot from the darkness of eyes, and bite his left leg off. The Blonde Vampire scream in pain as his leg was taken away by the animal. "But as far as I know, your not that amazing to be a God!"
"D-Dammit! The World!" Dio yelled out as time stop, The World manifest, this time without its left leg. He picks his user up and flew away through the eye-wall, as much as he hates to admit it, he must retreat. The World burst through the Wall and headed to the exit door, which was inches away.
At that moment, time resume back to normal. And in simply three seconds, Dio heard a gunshot, and pain going through his right arm, blowing it off. He screams in pain as The World lost its right arm as well, dropping Dio as well since it was using that same arm to drag him away. Before the yellow Stand could use his other hand, another gunshot was heard and Dio's left arm was blown off away. Causing The World to lose its other arm, now he was simply body and legs. "You weren't actually trying to get away now, are you?!" Alucard spoke as he finally appeared out from the shadow, his sadistic side getting out. "What's wrong, DIO?! Where is your bravado now?! You were doing so well just now!" The more he spoke and walk, the more Dio actually began to feel fear. "You're a God, right?! Grow your limbs up! Called your Zombies! Hit me! Fight me!" Alucard extend his arms to the side, "GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"RAAAAAAAAAA! THE WORLD!" DIO stop time once again and sent The World charging at him. The Stand began to throw hard kicks since its arms were gone, but the strength and speed were amazing. "DIE! DIE! DIE! JUST DIE!" Time resume and The World send a high kick to Alucard's chin, pushing his head back with a hard 'snap'.
"...Too Bad." Dread finally covered the Blonde as Alucard place his hands forward, his fingers making a card shape, "You activated my 'Alu-Card'." In an instant, the Crimson Vampire's body was covered with eyes before a shadow dash forward, along with several humans forms screaming in anger and pain before they look at Dio, ready to tear him apart. "Released Restrain; Level One! The World began to send kicks, but it was quickly overpowered by the sheer amount that was coming.
"You…What the Fuck are you?!" The Blonde asked as the darkness reach him
"Oh~ You know~" Alucard stood in the darkness, to covered in a pure black suit, with a large crimson eye-opening in his chest, "A Real Fucking Vampire!"
Dio's eyes widened in fear before getting swallowed by the Darkness of Alucard, his screams been swallow by it and the blood splattering around the room.
After a minute, the blood began to recede as Alucard now stood in glory on the center, smiling a lot. "Hehehehehe…I have to tweet this!" And with that, he took his phone out and began to type in, all this while a being began to appear behind him. It was like The World, only that it was dressed in Dracula's armor.
K.O!
Demo: Woohoo! That was Carnage! I don't think Dio is gonna come out of that one easily!
Ed: Both Alucard and DIO were even in the strength category, being able to smash building with ease. However, that's it. Alucard absolutely destroys Dio in the speed, durability, weaponry, and ability category.
RUBY: Alucard healing ability trumps Dio's in speed time, while Brando could heal up from been cut in half and lose a limb, Alucard can regenerated after been turned into pieces in seconds. As well anything that Brando could throw, the Crimson Vampire was used on getting his ass handed down, only because he allows it. Dio's knives were trump by the Red Hunter's Casull and The Jackal in damaged. In speed, DIO is fast as a cheetah but is nothing compared to a bullet. In abilities, Dio's Stand Time Stop was a good trump card, but once Alucard sank and drank his blood, the secret was out and became useless. Not only that, but while Alucard can't hurt a Stand, he could feel its presence thanks to his supernatural senses. However, Dio's greatest weakness was his arrogance, which became his downfall as he couldn't understand Alucard's regeneration and power, and the fact that he had no way to actually killed Alucard since he had no Holy Weapon in his personal.
Ed: In the end, while they both were strong Vampires, only Alucard had the true abilities to be the real Vampire in this match.
Demo: DIO just couldn't STAND out in this Blood bath!
RUBY: The Winner is Alucard.
Next Time on Death Battle!
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