At Liyue harbour, an important ceremony was taking place.

It was the coming of the Geo Archaon, Morax, the god of Liyue.

As always, many citizens, alongside traders and merchants, had come to witness the event. And joining the event were also several demons, stranded in this new world.

However, joining this event were three individuals that did not look like they belonged to Teyvat.

One of them was praying in one of the shrines dedicated to Morax.

She was a tall, slender hellborn demon, standing at around 6 feet tall or over. She had long, blonde hair, with lighter blonde and pink highlights, which was tied into a twice-banded low ponytail. Her blonde bangs flipped to her left with a curl.

Her lips were black and she had rosy red cheeks. She wore grey eyeliners, her eyes were red, her sclera was light yellow, and she had thick black eyelashes, both top and bottom, and was wearing typical red and white Liyue clothes.

Joining her in her prayer was another girl. She was a slim demon with muted grey-lavender coloured skin. Her hair was white and had a jagged, moth-like shape to the cut, with grey-lavender stripes at the ends. She wore a large, ragged dark reddish-pink bow with two long tails on the back of her head.

Her right eye had an ivory white iris and her sclera was light pink. Her left eye was missing and was replaced by a dark reddish-pink X on a slate-grey eyepatch, and she wore similar colours to her companions.

She accessorized with long slate-grey fingerless gloves and long thigh-high stockings, which were scalloped with white at the tops and the tips of the toes.

« Well, let's hope this works…» the blonde girl sighed.

« At this point, not much to lose, right Charlie? » the white-haired girl replied.

« Oh, please! You girls worry too much! It's ruining the mood! » another voice could be heard, much to the two girl's annoyance.

It belonged to a demon with a slender build, 8 feet tall.

His fur was white and he had a mop of fluffy white hair that extended from both the front and back of his head, with splotched of light-pink across it.

His eyelids were light pink and the colour extended up to his eyebrows, giving the effect of eyeshadow, and his lashes were dark and thick. His irises were cerise pink. His right eye had a light-yellow sclera, his left eye had a dark sclera. He had a wide mouth full of sharp, pointed teeth and possessed a single golden fang that sit slightly to his right of centre. He had three cerise-pink dots under each of his eyes, which were intended to evoke freckles, although they were another set of smaller eyes.

One of his most noticeable features was his prominent chest. The chest was composed entirely of fluffy fur, however, which he intentionally pushed up into a breast-like formation with his tightly pinned jacket.

His attire consisted of a long light pink suit-blazer with horizontal white stripes down the length, reddish-grey miniskirt, and long reddish-grey thigh-high heeled boots, accessorized with a reddish-grey bowtie with a cerise pink centre and a black choker. On his top set of arms, he wore long cerise pink gloves with white detailing at the cuffs, on his bottom set of arms he wore long white gloves.

He was sensually eating a meat skewer with a big grin on his face.

« As for you Angel, » the white-haired girl turned towards him angrily, « you better not fuck this up! This might be our only chance to find his highness Lucifer! »

« Couldn't phrase it better myself, Vinnie…» Angel smirked, to which Vinnie just kept glaring on him.

« Listen, normally I would somehow come out with some rhetorical sex joke or something, but frankly, I'm just too offended! » Angel then said in fake anger. « Me? Fucking this up? Clearly, such little respect for little ol' me! And you know why I won't fuck this up? »

« Because- »

« Because if I want to fuck any of this, I would demand money! Problem is, everybody in this shitshow of a country belong to the Greed ring of hell! » Angel replied, before turning to the centre of the main plaza, where the main event was taking place. « Then again, there could be some exceptions. »

He was referring to a woman that stood in the middle of the plaza.

She had fair skin, red eyes, and straight, knee-length, white-beige hair that faded into an ashy colour at the ends.

Half of her hair was tied up into a wide bun resembling a bow. The rest fell into two divided parts. Her bun was accessorized with a black hairpin, and she wore a red tassel decoration atop her head which laid between her eyes.

She wore a white, high-necked sleeveless qipao dress with side slits that reached up to the thigh, unveiling black shorts with diamond-cut patterns, below her left midriff where the Geo Vision resided. Ginkgo and phoenix motifs were embellished throughout her dress, accessories, and detached ruffled sleeves. Her gloves were decorated with copper patterns and claw attachments on the thumb, ring, and pinky fingers that acted as Antique Chinese fingernail guards.

« Angel, don't you fucking dare! » Vinnie replied angrily.

« Angel, that's Ningguang! She's basically in charge of this country! » Charlie added.

« Meh. Fucked far more powerful folks back in hell. » Angel replied. « But don't worry. Freakin' ceremony is spoiling my mood. » Angel casually replied.

« Aw you poor little baby boy…» Vinnie replied sarcastically.

« Don't baby talk me! Your girlfriend is trying so hard to turn me into a responsible adult! »

« And failing at that…. »

« Geez, can you believe this chick? » Angel turned towards Charlie. « How can she think so little of you? She's awful! »

«…You're impossible… » Vinnie replied angrily.

« Then how am I here? » Angel replied with a smirk.

Vinnie just looked at him incredibly pissed, until Charlie arrived to defuse the situation. « Just ignore him for now, you can castrate him when we're found dad….»

« Satan, when is this guy gonna show up? » Vinnie replied irritated.

« Pretty soon! Hot chick's starting the ceremony! » Angel replied, as he pulled out popcorns out of his chest. « Shame you didn't bring the trio to this. Bet Alastor daddy would have LOVED meeting daddy Rex Lapis! »

« Angel, this might surprise you, but at least you are easier to manage. Until we have better relations to both Ningguang and Rex Lapis, we're NOT bringing the nuclear option! Thankfully Husk and Nifty should be able to keep him in place…. » Charlie replied.

« Yeah, got a point there. Husk would traumatize everyone with his alcoholism, and I'm pretty sure that there are some degenerates that would love to have their ways with Nifty…. » Angel admitted.

« Okay, FIRST, that's unbelievably gross! Even by YOUR standards! » Charlie replied angrily.

« Hey! I never said I would! And let's be honest, they're all commies. They eat and fuck worse things…»

« Second, I was referring to Alastor! »

« Oh, THAT nuclear option. Honestly, let's be real. You should just unleash him to conquer this Commie shithole. I bet I would make for a pretty good prince of New Hell… » Angel smirked evilly.

« Going against a God, sure! 'Cause THAT worked out SO well for dad! » Charlie replied sarcastically.

« I mean you say that, but ya know what they say: "Better to rule in hell than serving in heaven!" Literally! »

« Oh, you mean with all the purges we have every year? You do realize that for all we know you couldn't fuck your way out of that, right? » Vinnie replied angrily.

« Unfortunately, can't say that I did back in hell…. » Angel shrugged his shoulders. « Seriously, ease up a bit! Yer more tense than when we got stuck here! »

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A…. unnamed number of days before this mess, in hell….

« Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! » Alastor declared, after essentially banishing Sir Pentious to the NetherRealm for all we know.

He was a slim, dapper sinner demon with beige-coloured skin, and had a broad smile full of sharp, yellow teeth.

He sported a pinkish-red cropped, angled bob-cut with black tips at the ends and two large, black tipped tufts of hair extending from the top of his head, evoking the ears of a deer. The style had an undercut at the back, and two small black antlers protruding from the crown.

Alastor's eyes had dark-red sclerae, bright-red irises and thin black pupils. His forearms and lower legs faded to dark grey, and he had red hoofed toes and red fingers.

He wore a red pinstripe coat with dark-red lapels piped with white, which was ragged along the bottom hem. Underneath this he wore a bright red dress-shirt with a black cross on the chest, and long black dress pants with matching bright red cuffs. He also wore a dark-red oval-shaped monocle, rimmed with black, over his right eye.

He accessorized with a black knotted bowtie with a bright red centre, black gloves with red at the fingertips, and black pointed-toe boots with red deer hoofprints emblazoned on the soles.

« Holy shit ya weren't kiddin' Vinnie…» Angel commented horrified.

« Hope yer ready for whatever shit he's gonna do next….» Husk replied.

He was an anthropomorphic avian cat demon. His look was evocative of a magician, paired with a casino referencing playing-card theme.

The sclera of his eyes was black, with yellow irises and slitted pupils. He had long, red eyebrows with black vertical stripes near the tips, and a small black heart above each eyebrow.

His fur was taupe-coloured, overlayed with white on his face, torso, feet, and upper arms. The insides of his ears were white with a red tip at the point and red heart in the centre. A black tuff of fluff protruded from each, creating the appearance of small hearts.

He had a darker shade of taupe encircling his ankles, mimicking spats. His tail was taupe and long, ending with a large spray of "plume-like" fur or feathers, which were dark pink with black and white stripes. He had yellow-orange hearts underneath the paws on his hands.

His wings were large and red, with dark taupe on the undersides. The undersides of his wings were decorated with black stripes which feature red and white roulette wheel dot markings. His outside of his wings was decorated with more black stripes, which wrapped around the joints and ran around a row of white roulette wheel dots.

He wore black pants with black suspenders over his shoulders and a red bowtie. He also wore a black top hat that has a red hatband and a golden button-like decoration.

« He once impaled a demon because it was funny! » Niffty added.

She was a small one-eyed demon, akin to a cyclops. Her one large eye had a hot pink and yellow sclera with a light-yellow iris, and a black pupil. She also had a single eyebrow and white skin.

She had short pink hair with a yellow highlight. Her teeth were sharp and light yellow, and she had small pink dots at each corner of her mouth, evocative of dimples.

Her attire was that of a red 1950's maid dress and a white apron over it with three dripping splotches. She wore a dark red neckerchief. She had small, pointed limbs with her arms being black and her legs coloured dark red.

« Nonsense, my dear Niffty! Killing for mere entertainment does get boring after considerable time! I did it because…he was frowning on one beautiful sunny day! » Alastor replied.

« Somehow that's even more terrifying…» Charlie commented.

But as she said that, a powerful earthquake struck the area. « Alastor, we're smiling, there's no need send us to the NetherRealm…»

« Oh, don't be silly, my deal Charlie! I can't cause earthquakes! » Alastor replied.

«…Then what the hell is going- » Vinnie begun, before the entire hotel was engulfed by magical cubes.

«…Shit… »

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Five nanoseconds later, the entire hotel was stranded in the port of Liyue Harbour.

Obvious to say, the entirety of the city was in disarray.

«…Oh shit…. » Charlie commented….

« Oh shit indeed! » Alastor exclaimed.

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« Not to mention how much of a pain it was to get Huskie to change attire to whatever these Commie fucks wear! I still have the claw marks… » Angel added. « Anyway, now shut yer holes, my beautiful ladies! The show is about to begin! »

The trio then begun to walk as closely to the ceremony as possible, pushing aside many of the people watching the event.

Ningguang raised several crystals in the palm of her hands, which formed a circle around her.

« The hour is upon us… » she then let the crystals out into the sky, forming a small tornado.

« So you think he packs a six pack? » Angel asked the girls.

« You can't fuck the Earth god. » Charlie replied.

« You BET I'll fuck the Earth god! » Angel replied.

Suddenly, the skies darkened, and a creature resembling a Chinese dragon fell from the skies, .

Angel, Charlie and Vinnie looked at the scene with wide eyes. « I swear, my hands are clean on this one. »

« Can't believe I'm saying this, but no shit sherlock, Angel….» Charlie replied.

Ningguang stepped closer to inspect the body of the creature, before turning to the crowd. « Rex Lapis has been killed! Seal the exits! »

As she said that, dozens of guards came out, pointing their weapons at everyone present.

However, they mostly pointed their weapons at the most unusual characters of the ceremony: the demons.

« Oh shit….»

« Oh shit indeed….»

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Beginning of the Liyue Arc.

Many thanks to Inanna for many of the suggestions for this chapter.

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