« So ye've been here just as long as we've been stuck in the anarchist commune of Mondstadt, right? » Blitzo asked Charlie, as his group had decided to visit the Harzbin Hotel.

« Yeah, it had its ups and downs, really…» Charlie explained. « On the bright side, we've been making profits for days ever since we got stranded here! Apparently no one in Liyue has ever thought of a hotel before. »

« Wait, isn't Liyue, like, covered in inns? There's even one in Liyue Harbour itself! » Millie noted.

« Apparently it ain't good enough to cause competition. » Angel replied.

« And ya used a shitton of resources and time looking for dad, huh? » Loona asked casually.

« Well, we might not get along as when I was a kid, but he's still my father, and he still went with the idea of rehabilitating demons. Or at least giving me an economic hand… » Charlie replied.

« And so far he doesn't seem to be in the People's Republic of Liyue, apparently…» Blitzo noted.

« Why do we keep comparing Liyue to Communist China? The place is capitalistic as fuck! It's the Greed Ring if it had some sort of basic fucking courtesy! » Vaggie replied annoyed.

« Yeah, 'cause today's China is truly the true follower of Karl Marx's ideals…» Moxxie commented.

« I mean they got the factory thing sorted out…» Angel shrugged.

« So Imps! What have you been doing back in Mondstadt? » Charlie asked.

«I head that the city of freedom is also the capital of the incompetents! » Angel exclaimed.

« Murdering Chilli Churros, solving every problem for the Fabulous knights, fucking the librarian, those kind of things. » Blitzo casually replied.

« What about you, your highness? I doubt that you only managed the hotel given that everyone in this planet seems to be the perfect fit for an Incompetent Dictionary… » Moxxie asked.

« Oh, you have no bloody idea…» Husk replied annoyed.

« Well, it's not all bad…We mostly had to deal with small things, like that time we had to help a chef cook some tofu… »

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Flashback…

Vaggie took a stance, as she prepared her weapon to cut meat. Then, having mentally prepared, she let out a Spanish war cry, and hacked the meat ferociously.

« By….Rex….Lapis….This is true fucking art…» the chef commented at the sight, as the demons looked at the scene concerned.

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« We found out that Alastor has a soft spot for grown men with mental issues that makes them act like children…» Charlie continued.

« Of course! He is one of the few individuals in this world that still continues to have Child-like glee for the world, therefore never frowning! » Alastor replied. « That being said, I did kill him out of pity so that he could join his parents in this world equivalent of the afterlife! »

« I don't know whenever to find it scary or wholesome….» Moxxie commented terrified.

« Well at least it was painless! Unlike what he did to a bunch of Treasure Hoarders! » Vaggie complained.

« I can still hear the screams! » Nifty added.

« In my defence they did steal my pocket watch. » Alastor replied.

« Yeah, that makes sense. » Blitzo commented.

« Oh, and also, now I'm the main character of a novel! » Angel exclaimed.

« Wait, what?! » Blitzo exclaimed shocked.

« Yup! Apparently this writer guy had writer block, so I murdered a whole bunch of Chilli Churros to star in his book. » Angel smirked, before pulling out a book called "The Spider and the Horde." « Care for a free sample? »

« Don't. It's an assault on the mind. » Vaggie grumbled.

« Only for the intellectual deficient. » Angel smirked.

« MOVING ON! » Charlie exclaimed. « We also bought Wangshu Inn after Alastor nearly destroyed it when dealing with a guy named Xiao…»

« Hoho, the memories! » Alastor chuckled. « I can still remember that funny little lad trying so hard to beat the everliving crap out of me! »

« Failing miserably at that, I suppose… » Moxxie commented.

« None the less, after much destruction, we've reached a deal. » Charlie explained. « I'll grant him support as long as he doesn't attack innocent Hell demons. »

« Huh. Good to see that we're not the only demons that are causing collateral damages in this world…» Blitzo commented.

« On a more positive note, we also produced a good number of bells for Madame Ping. » Vaggie shrugged.

« That being said, we did have to blow up a mountain to get the copper…» Charlie noted.

« Let me guess… Alastor. » Loona guessed.

« Nope! You can thank Angel and Cherry Bomb for that! » Husk replied.

« Wait, hasn't she just got here with Sir Pentious? » Moxxie asked.

« Well, she didn't hang around us before. » Charlie replied.

« In fact, Angel didn't even inform us of her presence! » Vaggie complained.

« Well perhaps she just wanted some privacy! I wouldn't mind some me time without other demons to ruin my shit….» Angel replied.

« Anything else you did while you were stuck here? » Blitzo asked.

« Well, we also did a bit of Chilli Churros murdering to save the roads. » Angel replied.

« Touche…. » Moxxie commented.

« On a brighter note, we also helped a little boy delivering his sad thoughts in bottles. » Charlie said.

« Wait, is that a thing? » Blitzo asked.

« Yup. Apparently you can write your worries on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and let it float across the river or the sea so it can become someone's else problem! » Angel replied.

« We also taught him how to act as an adult, because he wanted to become more mature. » Charlie continued. « Ya know, how to cook, how to use medicinal herbs, that kind of stuff. »

« Well that was a fun catchup with ya guys! I'm glad that there is more than just butchering Chilli Churros to this world. » Blitzo commented.

« Yeah, having been in Mondstadt for so long made me think that they were the most numerous creatures on the fucking planet! » Moxxie added.

« Oh, they must likely are! Which does aid for the entertainment factor! » Alastor exclaimed.

« Yeah, they do make for good target practice, all right… » Millie commented.

« Anyway, nice meeting ya, off to meet Sir Pentious to give them more Chilli Churros to sacrifice for the machine and make more Mr. Cyclops! » Blitzo exclaimed.

« Aaaand get ready for a FNAF moment…» Husk growled annoyed.

« On another note, do call when you need more Chilli Churros exterminated! I REALLY want to have a go with this shiny thing! » Angel exclaimed, as he pulled out a Cryo Vision.

« Wait, is that a Vision? » Moxxie asked surprised.

« BE CAREFUL, HORNY VON HORNESS! » Blitzo exclaimed. « Unless ya wanna be a soulless husk, DO. NOT. BREAK IT! »

« Not to worry, Rex Lapis-oh, sorry, "Mr. Zhongli", has already told us everything about Visions. » Angel replied.

« So all you fucks get a Vision now, huh? » Loona aksed.

« Well, I got Pyro, Vaggie got Geo, Angel got Cryo, Nifty Hydro, Cherry Bomb Pyro and Husk got Hydro as well! » Charlie explained. « Kinda funny he gave me this thing, considering I don't really need it…»

« Well, obviously, it's because unlike out psychopath right here-» Vaggie noted, before pointing at Alastor, « You use your powers wisely! »

« I do believe him refusing to grant me this "Vision" is a blessing in disguise! » Alastor exclaimed. « I have no need of such a pitiful object, but at the same time, stealing it might have some leverage over me! Instead, nothing! »

« Well, at the very least I can fight without using my full powers and cause too much destruction. » Charlie noted. « The way things are going we're gonna blow up Teyvat before either the Abyss or the Russians do something about it. »

« What about Sir Pentious? I seriously doubt Zhongli thinks he's too dangerous for a Vision… » Millie raised an eyebrow.

« Even if he tried to ascend to godhood, he'd still fail miserably in being a threat… » Blitzo smirked.

« Oh, he got one all right! » Alastor smirked, barely able to hold his laughter. « Just not the one he expected! »

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During the day of the "Simulation incident" ….

Sir Pentious looked incredibly disappointed at his Vision, a Dendro Vision, before turning annoyed at Zhongli.

« Your Earthness, what the fuck is this? »

« That would be your Vision. » Zhongli replied.

« What does it do? »

« It controls plants. »

Sir Pentious was now livid. « Why the fuck would I want to control plants!? I'm a master mechanist, not a fucking gardener! »

« I do not decide what element a Vision gets after getting a hold of its host. » Zhongli replied casually.

A short silence followed.

« Am I gonna get crushed by a rock if I try to strangle the shit out of you? »

« I mean you can try… » Zhongli replied, the screams of the (not so innocents) wailing in the air.

« ….I want to go back in hell….»

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A small little chapter to see what the Harzbin Hotel has been up to before Rex Lapis death.

Many thanks to Inanna for many of the suggestions for this chapter.

I hope you enjoy this new chapter! Please review so I can know your opinion. I'm willing to accept suggestions for what is going to happen, so stay tuned! Also, remember to like and follow, if you want!

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