Chapter 1
I do not own either two and a half man and Naruto
Charlie was asleep when he was awakened with his brother standing over him.
"Good morning Charlie," Alan said rather loudly. Charlie sleepily rubbed his eyes.
"What time is it," he asked.
"6 AM," Alan said.
"Alan why the hell would you be waking me at six in the morning. Are you asking for me to smack you."
"Well someone is rather cranky," Alan said, "You know you should go see my therapist."
Charlie almost laughed."Yeah, I think I'll pass," he said.
"Anyway what do you think about hot dogs," Alan asked.
"Well I prefer tities but whatever makes you happy," Charlie said.
"I was thinking about making hot dogs tonight," Alan said.
"Well good," Charlie replied, "I hope you enjoy them."
"Charlie don't you think you should stop going to Vegas during the week," Alan said, "You're going to lose all of your money."
Before Charlie could respond to his brother's question, the doorbell rang. "Hold that thought, Alan.''As Charlie walked up to the door he opened the door to see a young teen that looked about fourteen or maybe fifteen. Charlie wasn't good with ages or kids the teen had dark hair and for some reason whiskers. "Im sorry but im not looking to buy any cookies from you or anything your selling," Charlie said continued looking at the teen. The teen finally spoke up," look im not here to sell any cookies I'm here because you are my dad.'' The teen then dug into his bookbag that he was wearing and took out a picture of a red hair woman. "This is mom Kushina and my name is Naruto.'' Before the dark-haired teen could continue with talking to his dad."Charlie, what's going on is it another one of your ex's or is it a bookie ?" The brother asked as he was walking towards his brother. "No Allen remember that woman that had beautiful red hair that i had a one time fling at your wedding.'' The musician said jokingly and Allan looked as he saw the teen and looked back at his brother " no you didn't as he still couldn't believe it as he looks back at Naruto and Charlie. "So i guess you not going to Vegas now," Alan said with an annoying smile to his brother and now looking to his new nephew.
Later
Charlie and Naruto had gone to another room in the house as they kept walking. "So i have a cousin, Naruto asked as he meets Jake he didn't seem all that bad but maybe just not all that here sometimes but seemed nice nevertheless. " Yeah he's Allan kid for better or worse that kid eats like a bucket i hope your not as bad as him because have mercy if you do". Charlie said jokingly towards his son as they continued walking as they finally go to the room that seemed like it was next to Jakes and his Uncle Alan's.
"So this room is yours, we'll figure out all the other stuff later. But if you ever need anything I'm just upstairs. So i guess have a good night Naruto." Charlie said as he left his son to his own devices.
Naruto was in a new room that his father had given him and heard a ring it was his phone ringing. "Yeah hello, oh hey mom whats up. Yeah, he took me in like you said he would and he even held off from going to Vegas, and are you sure you want me to be around him he's quite a womanizer it's not even funny. Naruto said with a slight chuckle, " you worry too much Naru-chan besides I'm not worried about him affecting you too much you'll make the right choices right. His mom said with a certain tone that will scare anybody straight. Naruto could only nod his head, anyways Ka-chan I'm going to go to sleep. "Hopefully I speak to you tomorrow, Naruto asked as he hung the phone to his bed to get ready for the next day.
Author notes
First, I like to tell people I'm fine and do not have COVID, i just had flu-like symptoms and also I'm not too sure about this story or if I want to do it. It was an idea i had for a while and i wasn't too sure if I wanted to continue it. I'' ve wanted to make Naruto older or even maybe a brother to both charlie and Allan but I wanted to experiment and see if it was a good concept to have or not. So I may or may not continue this story but since dropped this I might as well continue my other stories but hope all of yall have a great day.
