This one-shot is pre-series and doesn't reference any particular episode.

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Prompt: "Technically it wasn't on fire."

"Of course, it wasn't on fire! You completely blew it up!"

"Oh good, you're back. How was the British consulate in Malaga?"

Ra gave Charlene a little smile as Flynn led the way to the elevator for the library. "Spain was actually quite lovely. Other than having to listen to him."

The Librarian glared at the Archivist as the elevator door closed behind them. "You didn't have to come with me, you know."

Now she scoffed, ignoring the chuckles coming from Charlene's direction. "Oh, now you tell me. That would have been nice to know before we had flown to Spain. Not to mention that Judson practically ordered you to take me with you."

Flynn scoffed as they all walked out of the elevator. "Still doesn't mean you had to come with me."

Before Ra could retort, Charlene interjected. "So, are either of you going to explain why there was a report of a pretty substantial fire at the exact place where the both of you were?"

Ra shot a smug look in Flynn's direction before gesturing with her hand to indicate that he should take the lead in the explanation that Charlene was looking for. The Librarian returned her look with an unamused one of his own before he turned back to the other woman. "Well, you see, it isn't actually my fault."

"Flynn."

"And, I mean, technically it wasn't on fire that much."

Ra scoffed again before crossing her arms. "Oh, no, it wasn't on fire 'that much'. You just practically blew it up!"

"Hey!" The Librarian turned now on the Archivist, pointing at her as he did so. "I do believe that setting the fire was your idea."

"Excuse me?" Ra rolled her eyes before sighing and turning to Charlene, who was looking at her like she had grown a second head. "You came up with the plan to start a fire in the British consulate?"

The archivist sighed again. "I didn't make the plan. In fact, I'm not even sure that there was any plan to being with. All I had said was that he'd probably be better off setting a small fire and booking it as opposed to making up some elaborate plan to obtain the Seal of King Solomon."

"Ah, I understand now." At Ra's questioning look, Charlene just smiled. "You can't give Flynn and option and not mean it. He will just figure out how to do what you said."

"That makes sense. I guess."

"You both know that I'm still here, right?"

"So?"