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Tales as Old as Time.


This entry is written in haiku

You might wonder why

It is time efficient.

Life's too valuable to waste efforts

That includes keeping account

On the five, seven, five shit.

Although Ran might deserve better

Relax, it's all just a lark

And I'm an awful poet.


Assassin.

True Name: Ran.

Other Names and Aliases: Ran-chan, Lil' Ran.

Alternate Classes: Berserker, Foreigner.

Alignment: Chaotic Evil.

Attribute: Sky.

Gender: Female.

Natural Enemy: Lum.

Parameters:

Strength: B

Endurance: D

Agility: C

Magic/Mana: B

Luck: E

Noble Phantasm: A

Likes: Rei, cooking, beautiful dresses, kicking bitches around, a well kept shiny house, beautiful flowers, fresh air, admiration.

Dislikes: LUM!

First Ascension: Ran in her long pink dress and white apron, with a pink bow on her hair.

Second Ascension: Ran in a green bikini and go-go boots, with a green bow on her hair.

Third Ascension: Ran in a white bikini and go-go boots, with a white bow on her hair, and several extra gun holsters around her arms and legs.

Final Ascension: Ran in her Third Ascension, riding a flying motorcycle through outer spce while giggling.

Biography:

A succubus from the same planet

As beautiful, honored Princess Lum

Ran was her childhood acquaitance.

Ran always was blamed unfairly

For things Lum did, albeit innocently

And that twisted her mind.

Ran qualifies as a Servant

She 'befriended' alien gods

Her fury became legendary.

She was an inspiration

For many who were like her

Like Run from To Love Ru.

She also looks pretty stunning

In that tiny bikini and boots

Thank goodness for alien customs.

Class Skills:

Presence Concealment: B

You won't see Ran coming

Until she's on top of you

Normally that'd be a good thing.

But she sucks the energy from you

And she is eerie about it

Like some alien monster from B-film.

Personal Skills:

Innocent Monster: A

Ran is basically a very bitter girl

But she has acted nice for so long

Niceness has been ingrained into her behavior.

She is not all that bad

But when he's furious

Otherwise she acts nice enough.

This skill also makes her act like Run

And her other Expies she has had over time

Her legend mistaken by theirs.

Mana Draining: EX

With a kiss, Ran chooses to drain people

Out of her life energies to preserve her youth

This is forced mana draining and her victim has no saying.

Her pupils become slits, her tongue sharp and long

She puts on a fearsome face

The Master doesn't need to give her their own mana.

Expert of Many Specializations- False: A

When Ran puts her mind to something

A force to be reckoned with

She acts the part of an ideal woman well.

She cooks and cleans but that's not all

She also backstabs and cheats and lies

And she does many things to get her way.

Mental Pollution: A+

Ran is not very well of the mind

You could say she is a tad loopy

Especially when provoked.

She is immune to several controls of the brain

They say that you can't make a mess out

Of something that already was a mess.

Noble Phantasm:

Alien Arsenal- Ran-chan's Array of Dirty, Underhanded, Competent and Wonderful Trickery: A

Anti Unit.

A cache of alien weapons and useful tools

Bought online from a catalogue

Money's not an issue for her.

She's not rich enough

So she has no Golden Rule skill

But to get revenge on Lum?

She can do that through devices

To bombard, to shoot, to disguise oneself

To alter minds, to deliver messages, and more wondrous things.

A single thing I learned

This experience has taught me

That haiku are stupid.

Start of Battle:

"Another beautiful day with Ran-chan!"

"The Sun shines and everything's fine!"

"Heee hee hee! What is so funny, do you ask? You'll see..."

"Howdy! How do you do? Let's blow you up!"

"I'm not in a good mood this day..."

Attack:

"Itadakimasu!"

"Don't mind me, tee hee!"

"Are you mad?"

"I feel pretty!"

"I love when things go our way!"

Damage:

"Grrrrrrr!"

"Clown!"

"This won't stand!"

"Why, you!"

"Now you made Ran-chan mad!"

Damage by Noble Phantasm: "Will you freaking stop doing that already?!"

Victory:

"Waiiiiii! Ran-chan is sooooo happy!"

"Ran-chan's sorry she had to do that to you!"

"I hope you feel better soon! Bye bye!"

"Heh heh heh... Good riddance to a bad bitc- No, that is not ladylike language!"

"You saw too much and I had to do that."

Defeat:

"I'll eat... I'll eat all my sad memories!"

"LUUUUUUUM!"

"I'll never forget this, son of a-!"

"Hold me, Master, I beg you, I'm injured!"

"I need energy..."

Summon:

"Hello! I'm Ran-chan, Servant Assassin... Assassin!? Why am I in such a violent, uncouth and vile- Ahem! Ahem, sorry!"

She smiles and bows, holding the frills of her skirt.

"Ran-chan's happy to be your friend! Let's work in harmony and be good sports, should we?"

Noble Phantasm Activation:

"This is the best I could purchase and I could craft with my own two hands! Have a taste of Ran's Revenge!"

Extra Dialogue:

"A passionate heart is always a wondrous thing to behold... But just so we are on the same wavelenght, we aren't after the same person, are we? Because that would be... unfortunate..." (When you have Berserker or Lancer Kiyohime or Assassin Tsunetsuki Matoi).

"Oh, what a plucky little girl! Heee heee... Get away from me, you freak!" (When you have Archer Chloe von Einzbern Emiya).

"Lum... Lum... LUUUUMMMMMMM! Even here you flaunt your annoyingness! LUUUUM!" (When you have Caster Lum Invader).

"Hm! That pose... That spark in your eyes... That awful fashion sense... I don't think I like her very much!" (When you have Caster Lala Satalin Deviluke).

"A tiger? Is she joking? She doesn't have the beauty to pretend being akin to Rei!" (When you have Lancer or Berserker Jaguarman or Saber Aisaka Taiga).

Birthday: "Happy Birthday, dear Master! Ran-chan cooked a full meal course just for you! Unlike some stupid alien princess', it isn't going to make you sick in the stomach!"

Event: "Oooooohhhh! Master-sama is taking Ran-chan on a date there!"

Holy Grail: "If you need to ask, you still don't know the heart of a maiden in love! It's Rei, naturally! Hmmm... Would this kill Lum, too...? J-Just kidding!"


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