The Fate franchise is the creation and intellectual property of Nasu Kinoko and Type-Moon.
Urusei Yatsura is the creation and intellectual property of Takahashi Rumiko and Shogakukan.
Tales as Old as Time.
This entry is written in haiku
You might wonder why
It is time efficient.
Life's too valuable to waste efforts
That includes keeping account
On the five, seven, five shit.
Although Ran might deserve better
Relax, it's all just a lark
And I'm an awful poet.
Assassin.
True Name: Ran.
Other Names and Aliases: Ran-chan, Lil' Ran.
Alternate Classes: Berserker, Foreigner.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil.
Attribute: Sky.
Gender: Female.
Natural Enemy: Lum.
Parameters:
Strength: B
Endurance: D
Agility: C
Magic/Mana: B
Luck: E
Noble Phantasm: A
Likes: Rei, cooking, beautiful dresses, kicking bitches around, a well kept shiny house, beautiful flowers, fresh air, admiration.
Dislikes: LUM!
First Ascension: Ran in her long pink dress and white apron, with a pink bow on her hair.
Second Ascension: Ran in a green bikini and go-go boots, with a green bow on her hair.
Third Ascension: Ran in a white bikini and go-go boots, with a white bow on her hair, and several extra gun holsters around her arms and legs.
Final Ascension: Ran in her Third Ascension, riding a flying motorcycle through outer spce while giggling.
Biography:
A succubus from the same planet
As beautiful, honored Princess Lum
Ran was her childhood acquaitance.
Ran always was blamed unfairly
For things Lum did, albeit innocently
And that twisted her mind.
Ran qualifies as a Servant
She 'befriended' alien gods
Her fury became legendary.
She was an inspiration
For many who were like her
Like Run from To Love Ru.
She also looks pretty stunning
In that tiny bikini and boots
Thank goodness for alien customs.
Class Skills:
Presence Concealment: B
You won't see Ran coming
Until she's on top of you
Normally that'd be a good thing.
But she sucks the energy from you
And she is eerie about it
Like some alien monster from B-film.
Personal Skills:
Innocent Monster: A
Ran is basically a very bitter girl
But she has acted nice for so long
Niceness has been ingrained into her behavior.
She is not all that bad
But when he's furious
Otherwise she acts nice enough.
This skill also makes her act like Run
And her other Expies she has had over time
Her legend mistaken by theirs.
Mana Draining: EX
With a kiss, Ran chooses to drain people
Out of her life energies to preserve her youth
This is forced mana draining and her victim has no saying.
Her pupils become slits, her tongue sharp and long
She puts on a fearsome face
The Master doesn't need to give her their own mana.
Expert of Many Specializations- False: A
When Ran puts her mind to something
A force to be reckoned with
She acts the part of an ideal woman well.
She cooks and cleans but that's not all
She also backstabs and cheats and lies
And she does many things to get her way.
Mental Pollution: A+
Ran is not very well of the mind
You could say she is a tad loopy
Especially when provoked.
She is immune to several controls of the brain
They say that you can't make a mess out
Of something that already was a mess.
Noble Phantasm:
Alien Arsenal- Ran-chan's Array of Dirty, Underhanded, Competent and Wonderful Trickery: A
Anti Unit.
A cache of alien weapons and useful tools
Bought online from a catalogue
Money's not an issue for her.
She's not rich enough
So she has no Golden Rule skill
But to get revenge on Lum?
She can do that through devices
To bombard, to shoot, to disguise oneself
To alter minds, to deliver messages, and more wondrous things.
A single thing I learned
This experience has taught me
That haiku are stupid.
Start of Battle:
"Another beautiful day with Ran-chan!"
"The Sun shines and everything's fine!"
"Heee hee hee! What is so funny, do you ask? You'll see..."
"Howdy! How do you do? Let's blow you up!"
"I'm not in a good mood this day..."
Attack:
"Itadakimasu!"
"Don't mind me, tee hee!"
"Are you mad?"
"I feel pretty!"
"I love when things go our way!"
Damage:
"Grrrrrrr!"
"Clown!"
"This won't stand!"
"Why, you!"
"Now you made Ran-chan mad!"
Damage by Noble Phantasm: "Will you freaking stop doing that already?!"
Victory:
"Waiiiiii! Ran-chan is sooooo happy!"
"Ran-chan's sorry she had to do that to you!"
"I hope you feel better soon! Bye bye!"
"Heh heh heh... Good riddance to a bad bitc- No, that is not ladylike language!"
"You saw too much and I had to do that."
Defeat:
"I'll eat... I'll eat all my sad memories!"
"LUUUUUUUM!"
"I'll never forget this, son of a-!"
"Hold me, Master, I beg you, I'm injured!"
"I need energy..."
Summon:
"Hello! I'm Ran-chan, Servant Assassin... Assassin!? Why am I in such a violent, uncouth and vile- Ahem! Ahem, sorry!"
She smiles and bows, holding the frills of her skirt.
"Ran-chan's happy to be your friend! Let's work in harmony and be good sports, should we?"
Noble Phantasm Activation:
"This is the best I could purchase and I could craft with my own two hands! Have a taste of Ran's Revenge!"
Extra Dialogue:
"A passionate heart is always a wondrous thing to behold... But just so we are on the same wavelenght, we aren't after the same person, are we? Because that would be... unfortunate..." (When you have Berserker or Lancer Kiyohime or Assassin Tsunetsuki Matoi).
"Oh, what a plucky little girl! Heee heee... Get away from me, you freak!" (When you have Archer Chloe von Einzbern Emiya).
"Lum... Lum... LUUUUMMMMMMM! Even here you flaunt your annoyingness! LUUUUM!" (When you have Caster Lum Invader).
"Hm! That pose... That spark in your eyes... That awful fashion sense... I don't think I like her very much!" (When you have Caster Lala Satalin Deviluke).
"A tiger? Is she joking? She doesn't have the beauty to pretend being akin to Rei!" (When you have Lancer or Berserker Jaguarman or Saber Aisaka Taiga).
Birthday: "Happy Birthday, dear Master! Ran-chan cooked a full meal course just for you! Unlike some stupid alien princess', it isn't going to make you sick in the stomach!"
Event: "Oooooohhhh! Master-sama is taking Ran-chan on a date there!"
Holy Grail: "If you need to ask, you still don't know the heart of a maiden in love! It's Rei, naturally! Hmmm... Would this kill Lum, too...? J-Just kidding!"
Next: An Overdose of Caffeine and Nicotine.
