"Let's hope this one goes...wait we're live?" the speaker appears to be a green genie of some kind, he is standing next to a similar looking blue genie. "Hello World, it is I, the Host of this soon to be award winning show, Tornadus!" He had a confident smirk on his face, as he attempted to alert the genie next to him with his eyes. The Blue Genie rolled his eyes and began to speak.
"Thundurus, Co-host" he said this with no enthusiasm, like he had just woken up. Tornadus kept his smirk, but it seemed much more uncomfortable now, he quickly started speaking again, likely in an attempt to salvage this mess of an introduction.
"As some of you may know, we've done a show like this before, but unfortunately, we couldn't air it due to legal reasons." Tornadus said the last part with very clear disdain, pausing for a second, then continuing, "So we're running it back, now on this newly discovered with 18 new contestants all competing to win One Million Poké". At this time Thundurus pulled a piece of paper out and began reading it in a monotone voice.
"The rules of the game are simple, each week the contestants will compete in challenges for rewards and immunity from elimination. The losers will have to vote to eliminate someone, and that person will be out of the game" Thundurus threw away the paper and flew away, leaving Tornadus with his pained smile, he then notices the boat arriving and his eyes lighten up.
"Here come the contestants now!" his grin was massive, "We were originally going to have a separate boat for each of them, but that's quite time consuming, so we elected on this approach instead! Now, allow me to introduce the cast of Total Drama Island!"
insert intro song here
"Anyways, let's start with the introd-" Tornadus gets interrupted by Thundurus.
"Yeah...we don't have time for the individual introductions"
"I see...well let's do this quick then" Tornadus inhales "We have Growlithe, Beedrill, Igglybuff, Delibird, Crawdaunt, Castform, Pachirisu, Staravia, Sawk, Krokorok, Carbink, Floette, Hakamo-o, Kommo-o, Nickit, Eldegoss, Frigibax, and Doliv." He exhaled loudly as the contestants were dropped off...well, more like thrown off by Captain Machoke.
"YOU, you have a lot of explaining to do! What happened to our individual introductions!" Beedrill screamed at the host, causing him to chuckle.
"Oh, don't worry, we'll get to that, we just have to take care of some other stuff first, like the tour for example! Now, come this way!"
"Can I interject?" asked Castform
"What?"
"I've conducted research on reality shows, and most viewers seem to think the tours are quite boring."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, and in our acceptance letter, you sent us all a map of the island, it's quite a nice place aside from the...volcano"
"Well, guess we'll skip that part and move straight to the challenge!"
~~Castform's Confessional~~
"This Island is quite a marvel, I normally would have been quite interested in a tour, but it looks like it's going to rain soon, and I don't...like the rain...that much.
~~Beedrill's Confessional~~
"Who the [Bleep] does that [Bleep] think she is? She's acting like she's SOOOOO smart for reading a map, well guess what? I CAN READ A [Bleeping] Map too! I just CHOSE not to, and now she's deprived me of MY TOUR! That [Bleep] is going down!"
"Thundurus, is the challenge ready?" he nodded and then left once again, leaving Tornadus in an awkward spot "ok then, so here are the rul-"
"Wait" Staravia said "We already have a challenge? We haven't even been put into teams yet?"
"Ah yes, I was getting to that" he clears his throat "Today's challenge is a way for you to get to know the people around you!" Tornadus pressed a button, and a roulette and monitor appeared, "This wheel has all your faces on it, if it lands on one of you, you will be told a fact about someone here and you have to guess who the fact is referring to. If you guess right, you get to eliminate someone from the game, but if you guess wrong, you're out of the game. The last two people standing will get to pick the teams. Any questions?" a singular hand shot up, "Yes Krokorok?"
Krokorok adjusted his Red Sunglasses "I JUST met these people; how do you expect me to know anything about them?"
"I don't know, just use vibes or something." Tornadus flew to the wheel "Now lets see who goes first!" The roulette spins round and round and lands on a certain Bug/Poison type.
"Oh, that's soooooooo wonderful" Beedrill was physically restraining himself from lunging at the host. Tornadus reads the first card from the shuffled deck he has in his hands.
"Someone here has won a world championship, who do you think accomplished this feat?"
"Ha, that's such an easy one, it's obviously that Muppet with a black belt over there!" Beedrill pointed his stinger at Sawk, Staravia whispered to him.
"Are you going to let him talk to you like that?"
"It's of no importance to me, I must stay focused on the competition" just then, the red buzzer went off.
"Sorry, that was incorrect, the REAL world champion was Pachirisu! Beedrill you're out, go sit on the loser's bench!"
"WHAT! That puny little squirrel?" Beedrill was fuming, he tried to lunge at Pachirisu but was stopped by a Hurricane from Tornadus, "Sorry, but I can't allow you to do that...well, not yet at least." Beedrill went flying straight into the loser's bench, Floette flew up to Pachirisu.
"Wow, you're a champion? What sport do you play?
"Oh, I play quite a few sports, but my world championship was for track.
OMIGOSH that's so cool! What other sports do you play? How hard did you have to train? Are you famous? Why did you join the show?
~~Floette's confessional~~
"I get a bit...carried away sometimes, but I just love making new friends...I hope I didn't push her away."
Tornadus removes the Beedrill slice from the wheel. "Now let's see who goes next! Round and round it goes! Looks like the next person up is...Growlithe!"
~~~Growlithe's confessional~~~
"Yes! Time for me to show why I deserve to be team leader!"
"For your question, there is a brother-sister duo competing this season, who do you think they are?"
"Oh, well that's obviously Kommo-o and Hakamo-o, my incredible mind could never mess up such an easy question!"
"That is correct, now who do you want to-" Tornadus was interrupted by a scream from the losers bench.
"WHAT, why the [Bleep] did he get such a [Bleeping] easy question!? This game is absolute bul-"
"Can you please stop swearing! Our editors are already overworked as is."
"OH, you think you can tell ME what to do! Who the [Bleep] do you think you are? You absolute mother [BLEEP] dog [BLEEP] [BLEEP]"
Bleeping can be heard in the background as various objects are being thrown at Tornadus as he dodges then looks towards the camera. "Uh...look it's time for a commercial break! We'll be right back, don't go anywhere! On TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
We cut back, and Beedrill is tied to the bench with tape over his mouth. Tornadus clears his throat and turns back towards Growlithe. "Now then, Growlithe, who do you want to take out of the game?"
"Pachirisu Naturally!" he responded with a smug look on his face, Pachirisu glared at him then went and sat on the bench
~~~Growlithe's Confessional~~~
"I naturally want the World Champion Runner on my team, so I couldn't let her win. Such a smart play from the future greatest team leader!"
Floette, now no longer being able to talk to Pachirisu, floated over to Hakkamo–o. "Wow, you get to compete with your brother! That must be so exciting!"
"Yeah...it's so great." She said this with no enthusiasm, and rolled her eyes at her brother, leaving Kommo-o to look down.
Tornadus spun the wheel, "We have to speed this up a bit" he said. The wheel landed on Delibird. "Let's see your question is, who here pushed someone down a staircase because they thought they were too nerdy?" Delibird looked noticeably concerned, as did most of the other contestants. Delibird finally started to respond.
"Well...considering what happened earlier...I have to say...Beedrill." Beedrill's face noticeably turned red, and he started thrashing around. Tornadus looked down at his card.
"Yeah, that's wrong, the correct answer was...Crawdaunt." The gallery looked towards him, almost like they were scared, until finally Eldegoss spoke up.
"What in tarnation is wrong with you!" she spoke with a southern accent, as you could probably tell from the way I wrote the dialogue. Crawdaunt simply rolled his eyes in response.
~~~Crawdaunt's confessional~~~
"All these people expect me to respect their worthless hobbies, yet they judge ME for mine. They're all a bunch of hypocrites"
The wheel spins and lands on Carbink
"Carbink your question is who here has a personality shift in weather?" Carbink opened their mouth...but then closed it and started shivering. "Uh Carbink?" They closed their eyes. "Uh...I mean...you don't have to answer, but you will get ou-" without hesitation they floated over to the losers bench. Crawdaunt smirked like he found his next target. Tornadus spun the wheel again and it landed on Sawk. "Ok Sawk, this question is a double, if you get both of them right you get to take two people out, if you get one right, you get out, but you can take someone with you, if you get none right, only you get out. Now for your question, two people here have gotten straight A's every year at school, who are they?"
Sawk put his finger on his chin, then guessed. "Castform and Carbink?" The light flashed yellow.
"One of those guesses was right, the correct answer was Carbink and Nickit", Nickit grimaced
~~~Nickit confessional~~~
"I was hoping to NOT come off as a threat...oh well, not much I can do now, my plan will have to adapt."
Tornadus continued, "Sawk you're out, but you can take someone with you, who do you pick?"
"Well, I don't want to make this decision, but Crawdaunt." Crawdaunt rolled his eyes.
The wheel spun again, where did it stop? On Castform of course.
"Castform your question is, who here uses a disguise and fake name to do volunteer work?"
"Oh, that's obviously Krokorok, the sunglasses and spray can bottle means he's trying WAY too hard to be cool" Krokorok's mouth was wide, and his glasses fell on the floor.
"Why I outta-" the croc was interrupted by Tornadus
"That is correct! Now who do you want to eliminate!"
"Let's go with...Staravia"
~~~Krokorok Confessional~~~
"I don't know where these bozos got this info from, but it is dead wrong!"
"Floette, you're up, your question is, who has been working since they were 9" Castform spoke from the gallery.
"Isn't that...illegal?" she asked
"Uh...yeah, but it's true" Floette looked at the people around her, then stopped on one of them, she then spoke.
"Maybe it's Delibird, his eyes look tired." Delibird looked around and laughed nervously.
"That is correct!"
~~~Delibird's Confessional~~~
"I don't like being away from home like this, but even with me and my mom's two jobs, we still are barely able to feed my siblings so...I thought if I could win the money...I know it's a long shot, but I NEED this money!"
"Floette, who are you going to eliminate"
"Oh, that's so mean...can I just eliminate myself?" Tornadus got wide eyed
"I mean...you can...but...I don't think tha-"
"Then I will eliminate myself!"
"Ok then...Floette is out!" Tornadus looked at who's left. "Uh...this may be going on for a while...ok new plan!" Tornadus pulled out 10 tablets, "Ok so from now on, I will ask the questions to all of you, and if you answer right you get to eliminate someone! First question, who here has lived in an Orphanage since they were 6?" Frigibax answers immediately, which Castform and Nickit instantly pick up on, but the rest take a little longer.
~~~Nickit confessional~~~
"I know the answer, but this competition isn't worth winning, and targeting someone this early can create enemies. If I want to win, I have to play PERFECTLY!"
"All answers are in, the correct answer was...Frigibax! Frigibax, Castform, Kommo-o, and Hakamo-o all answered correctly, let's start with you Frigibax, who will you eliminate?"
"Um...that one" he pointed at Krokorok, Krokorok starts shaking his fist until he is escorted to the losers bench
"Ok, and what about you Castform?"
"Nickit is smart, so I say him."
Nickit nods, "Fair enough" he walks over to the bench.
"Kommo-o, what's say you?" he starts thinking
"Well, Castform has gotten every question right so far, so I say her" Castform sighs and floats to the losers bench.
"Finally, Hakam-" she cut him off and responded with no hesitation
"Kommo-o" she responded, Kommo-o looked down dejected as he walked to the losers bench.
"Next question, who here has never left their house before today?" Everyone answered almost immediately.
"Wow that was a quick round, 4 of you said Igglybuff and that was WRONG! The correct answer was Dolliv which only Dolliv and Igglybuff guessed." Igglybuff turned towards the other four, her eyes watering up.
"How...how could you say that about me?" She instantaneously started crying.
Tornadus covered his ears and tried to talk over the crying, "Igglybuff, who are you eliminating?" she pointed at Hakkamo-o, and she walked over to the losers bench with her ears covered.
"Dolliv, what about you?" he screamed over the crying.
Dolliv responded, she spoke in an odd manner, pronouncing each syllable separately. " I do not like this crying so I say Igglybuff" Igglybuff started crying louder, and Tornadus had to carry her to the losers bench.
"There are four of you left, this could potentially be the final question! Who here is secretly Galarian royalty?" A few clicks later, and all the answers were locked in. "Wow, an even split, two of you answered Nickit, the other two answered Eldegoss, and the correct answer was...ELDEGOSS, so Growlithe and Eldegoss get to pick who gets out next!"
~~~Eldegoss confessional~~~
"I reckon yall didn't expect that...I didn't either"
~~Growlithe Confessional~~~
"How did I know the answer? Easy! My genius mind realized that they never asked a question about the same person twice! So it couldn't have been Nickit!"
"Growlithe, who will you eliminate?"
"Easy, I'll eliminate that freaky girl who never left her house, she obviously can not be trusted!" Dolliv looked down, dejected, Eldegoss glared at Growlithe.
"Eldegoss, what about you?"
"Growlithe!" Growlithe looked over enraged.
"Just who do you think you are? You think because you're a royal YOU deserve to pick the teams? No, you don't. Only someone as noble and heroic as ME should be allowed to have such an honor! You're lucky that I don-" he was cut off by Tornadus
"Frigibax and Eldegoss are our winners! They get to pick the teams...Tomorrow! For now, go get some rest, it's been a long day." As they left, Tornadus stopped Carbink. "Hey, um, our cabins still only have a boys and girls side, we haven't gotten around to renovating them. I know that may be...uncomfortable for you, so if you want, I can give you the key for-" Carbink shook their head no and finally spoke in a quiet voice.
"I'm ok sleeping on the girls side."
"Oh, great then! Do tell me if you change your mind. Now, go get some rest!" Tornadus checked his watch, "Oh that challenge went much longer than I expected. Oh wait! The Outro!." Tornadus began scrambling.
"Who will Eldegoss and Frigibax pick for their teams? Who will win the first challenge? Who will be the first person eliminated? Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
