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Leafstorm
Ness could not believe his eyes. His post blew up! When did this happen? Oh wow there's a lot of comments. He clicked on the comment section and started reading them.
Comment Section
Swirlydwirly: is this the same guy that apparently fucked half the roster?
Shitcord_: get yo twink ass in my bedroom so I can fuck it
Blazikinxpikachu: god damn that espeon do be lookin fine
JeffTheEchidna: I wanna see that espeon jerk you off with its mind
Eggrico: D'aww your Espeon is adorable x3
Hairynipples69: Espeon more like ASSpeon
Lopunny's thighs: i wanna see you two have sex
Sexuallyfrustratedapple: Is the Espeon a female or a male?
Frog_Dick: fuck the espeon I wanna see you fuck my greninja while i watch
HeyIt'smeSatan: Yes my lustful subjects keep sinning
Mailey: I think the best strat is to not give your Espeon what he/she wants. Don't spoil your baby even though you want to.
YukYukErection: if the espeon isn't listening to u then make it suck your penis. Always works for me
Waaazoop: god ness your so hot i'm glad i found your twitter page
Cheesedirect221: You guys are sooo cute!
ILOVEHAIR HAHA: Ness is fckin hot no wonder he was able to pull half the rosterr
PokeBALLZ: 10/10 would fap again
Hi_i'm_your_boy_Sammuel: ness please have sex with meeee
Lofi00_1: Dude i'm having the same problem with my flareon too. he won't listen to me idk what to do T.T
Ragingballsacks: I'm gona find u to and rape ur espeon while u watch
FreddyfazXMatpat: want some pizza? ;)
Gamergamingguy: half the roster is wild
Asianloverr2: i love me a cute korean boy
Pedo-Bear is here: you look young. I like that :)
Autistic sandwich: can I be part of your body count
Grandpa's boobs: Ness
Riley is a futa 4 real: I've sent u my nudes check ur dm baby~
like&bite: try teaching it tricks and then reward your espeon if it listens. i do that with my dog idk about pokemon though
Afishsuckedmy_DICK: you'd be so hot as a girrrl
Afishsuckedmy_DICK: wait i can see us together if u dress like a girl
Red-vagine: do u have asian pp or big boy pp?
Mickey'sGiantAss: I'm gonna dominate you
LaLa MusicNotes: are u seeing anybody? Asking for a friend
Pussygamerry: that espeon lookin fine I want to fuck it hard
BoboSheep: Please have a threesome with me with you and with Espiion
Uwat: so who's the real brat u or that Espeon?
Torielxsans-Foreva: are you japanese or korean
Damndaniel: Can I pay you money for your feet pics? Plz dm me for more details
Gorillanipples: I like gorilla nipples :)
Yuki_Dayo76: I had a dream that you and I were having sex. I woke up and I finished but you weren't there so I beat my sister
MyShlongiscuming4u: u. me. sex.
Eric-chan: dont give him treats. i've done that and it made my vaporeon super spoiled now she won't listen no matter what i say or do
Oi Toyota: Anyone reading this check out my fan fic of Matpat x Sans x Ness it's called Splitting my body into three and then fucking myself
Fedx can suck my baby dick: Ya know I think the answer is to hit your Espeon whenever the bitch acts up
Minecraftersarepedos: your espeon is ugly
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The comment section kept going. There was so much to keep up and it was all toxic. What the fuck is wrong with them? Ness felt disgusted as he read the comments. None of them tried to help him with his Espeon problem.
He noticed that a lot of people messaged him. He was scared to open it, but also curious. He went through some and boy did he regret it.
[- DamnDaniel
DM
DamnDaniel: Are you interested in selling feet pics? I can tell you take good care of your skin. I would love to pay you $20 per feet pic. What do you say?
Ness Loch: What the fuck? No! Leave me alone.
DamnDaniel: Come on. $20 per pic I promise.
NessLoch: I'm blocking you.
You have blocked DamnDaniel
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[- PokeFashion
DM
PokeFashion: Hi, NessLoch, I noticed your post and saw your cute Espeon. We would like your Espeon to model for our product. If the post blows up, we'll give your very own discount code. Every time someone uses your code, you will be getting 20%. What do you say? Would you allow your cute Pokemon to model for us?
NessLoch: Not interested. Thank you.
PokeFashion: Are you sure? You could be making money.
NessLoch: This sounds like a scam.
PokeFashion: I can assure you that this is not a scam. We will pay you if your post gets a lot of attention and if customers use your code.
NessLoch: Not interested.
PokeFashion: Please let me know if you ever change your mind.
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[- Riley is a futa 4 real
DM
Riley is a futa 4 real: *Sends a nude pic*
NessLoch: Oh my god!
Riley is a futa 4 real: do u like?
NessLoch: NO! Why would you send this to me?
Riley is a futa 4 real: I can send you morrr
NessLoch: Didn't you read my last message? I said I didn't like it.
Riley is a futa 4 real: *Sends another pic*
NessLoch: STOP. THIS IS GROSS!
Riley is a futa 4 real: Is it becuz i'm old?
NessLoch: I didn't consent to this. Please understand that this is wrong and disrespectful.
Riley is a futa 4 real: you're so attractive. I want you baby
NessLoch: Have you not been listening?
Riley is a futa 4 real: Send something baby
NessLoch: That's it! I'm blocking you.
You have blocked Riley is a futa 4 real
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[- Tomatosoop
Dm
Tomatosoop: Hey
NessLoch: Hi?
Tomatosoop: So you need tips on training your Espeon?
NessLoch: Yes! Any advice will help.
Tomatosoop: I know a lot about Eevees
NessLoch: Oh! Do you have a lot of them?
Tomatosoop: I used to
NessLoch: What happened?
Tomatosoop: I gave them to new homes. I'm a Pokemon breeder.
NessLoch: Oh. That's cool I guess.
Tomatosoop: Yes in fact if you want you can send your Espeon to me. I'll train her for you.
NessLoch: He's a boy and no thank you. I don't plan on shipping my Espeon to a random person's place.
Tomatosoop: No worries. It was just a suggestion :)
NessLoch: So anyway, my Espeon throws tantrums whenever he wants my food. What should I do to get him to stop?
Tomatosoop: Oh I know the answer to this one. This is an easy fix
NessLoch: I would love to hear your response.
Tomatosoop: I'll tell you if you do something for me
NessLoch: Like what?
Tomatosoop: As you know I love Eevees and I love to breed them
NessLoch: Ok?
Tomatosoop: Your Espeon is really cute
NessLoch: Where is this going?
Tomatosoop: I know you don't want to ship your Espeon over to me which is understandable. However I also like to watch
NessLoch: Watch what?
Tomatosoop: I'm really into breeding. I don't mind if it's not me doing the deed. As long as I get to watch, it will be enough to satisfy me. I want you to send me a video of you and your Espeon breeding
NessLoch: WHAT THE FUCK!
Tomatosoop: I promise I will provide you with the best advice on taming any Eeveelution if you provide the video
NessLoch: NO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Tomatosoop: If you don't then you'll struggle taming your Espeon. I know you'll end up giving it away but I can help you
NessLoch: I thought you were a good person…
Tomatosoop: I am a good person. I'm trying to help
NessLoch: That's not helping me! You're being a fucking creep.
Tomatosoop: So you don't want my advice?
NessLoch: No! You need help. There's seriously something wrong with you. Having sex with Pokemon is wrong.
Tomatosoop: Pokemon can consent. They're intelligent enough to do so. They're not animals
NessLoch: Stop. You're making me uncomfortable.
Tomatosoop: It's true! Pokemon and animals are not the same. Everyone thinks they are but they're actually as smart as us. Sometimes depending on the pokemon even smarter
NessLoch: I can't believe this. I thought I was talking to a normal person, but apparently Twitter is full of bad people.
Tomatosoop: Ness I'm not a bad person
NessLoch: Yes you are! You fuck Pokemon and you want me to do the same!
Tomatosoop: Usually I would personally breed the Pokemon myself but you and your Espeon are very attractive
Tomatosoop: You should feel special. You're the exception
NessLoch: I think I'm going to throw up.
Tomatosoop: So given by your answers I'm assuming that's a no then
NessLoch: Of course it's a no! That's disgusting! You're disgusting! I'm blocking you.
You have blocked Tomatosoop
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[- YourKingB
DM
YourKingB: I usually don't find men attractive but I can see u being a cute girl
NessLoch: What the hell?
YourKingB: Your girly
NessLoch: No I'm not!
YourKingB: It's your face. It's sweet and soft
NessLoch: What?
YourKingB: Do you leik men
YourKingB: *Like
NessLoch: Not interested, Dude.
YourKingB: This might change your mind
YourKingB: *Sends dick pic*
YourKingB: It's 12 inches. Do you like big cock?
NessLoch: BOWSER?!
YourKingB: Who's bowser?
NessLoch: Bowser I know that's you. What the fuck, Man!
YourKingB: How would you know what bowser's dick looks like?
NessLoch: It's obvious. It has your skin tone and it's spiky.
YourKingB: Wow you must really like this bowser fellow to know tiny details like that
NessLoch: Bowser stop acting dumb. Why would you send me a picture of your dick? Send that shit to Peach.
YourKingB: I'M NOT BOWSER!
NessLoch: Your name is another indication that you're Bowser. You can't get out of this one.
YourKingB: I don't know what your talking about
NessLoch: Bowser… You can't come back from this… Why me of all people? I don't understand. Aren't you supposed to be in love with Peach?
YourKingB: I'm not bowser!
YourKingB: Hello? Are you still there?
YourKingB: Would you like another pic?
YourKingB: I'm just gonna send you another one
YourKingB: *Sends dick pic*
NessLoch: You're getting blocked too!
You have blocked YourKingB
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Ness sighed in frustration. This is absolutely insane. Bowser of all people. Fucking why? Why is he suddenly so popular? Also why the creeps? All he did was post a selfie of him and Lucky asking for advice. What about this attracted the weirdos?
Then it hit him. Isabelle… She's the one that started the whole Ness fucked half the roster gossip. He would have never guessed she would do something like that to him. He has to somehow clear this misunderstanding up.
Ness Loch #NessLoch . March 18th 2024
To everyone who is being creepy towards me, I would like you to stop. I don't appreciate these inappropriate comments. All I asked was for advice on how to get my Espeon to listen to me. I don't need you guys saying awful remarks about me and my Pokemon. I know you guys think I'm okay with this because of what Isabelle said. No, I'm not ok with this behavior. I'm here to tell everyone that I did not sleep with half the roster. It's incorrect information that Isabelle said to hurt me. I'm not sure why she would go as far as to target me in particular, but I'm here to debunk this rumor.
2 Comments, 0 Share, 37 Likes
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He literally just posted it and people are already liking it and commenting. This is crazy! Is this what it's like to be popular? He didn't like it.
He was about to go over to delete his account but he got a notification. He clicked on it and Leaf liked his post. He clicked on her profile and saw a bunch of images of her taking pictures with her Pokemon. Her comment section was wholesome unlike his. He smiled as he went through her twitter.
All the pictures were so cute. She also had educational videos about her Pokemon. He watched some and they were informative. He ended up following her.
He got another notification from her and she commented on his selfie post he took with Lucky.
Comment section
PkmnTrainerLeaf: Unfortunately you have to tell your Espeon no when he's acting up like that. You need to stand your ground and stop him from throwing a tantrum. When he completely stops that's when you should reward him with compliments or treats.
NessLoch: Thank you, I appreciate your advice. I'll 100% try that.
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Ness smiled to himself. He decided to not delete his twitter account today. If Leaf can have a wholesome community, then so can he.
He logged off of social media and took Lucky outside for a walk. It was nice. The fresh air helped him calm his nerves from all that social stress.
He wondered if Leaf was at the PokePark. He went there but didn't see her. She's probably busy. That sucks because he needs to have a serious talk with her about the baby situation. It's still bothering him. Although he is feeling rather drained, so in a way he's glad she's not here.
Lucky: "Espiii!" (You're it!)
Ness couldn't help but chuckle to himself when he saw Lucky tackle a Lilypup on the ground. The two were chasing each other and rough housing.
Ring!
Ring!
Ness jumped a little and took out his phone. Ninten was calling him. He knows he should be more outgoing and all, but after the whole social media thing, he couldn't bring himself to answer the call. His social battery was out. The only person he could be around right now, is Lucas. He apologized to Ninten in his mind and continued to watch Lucky play with other Pokemon for another hour.
After the walk, Ness had to go through the food court to get to his hall. He saw Tina sitting with her inkling friends at a table. They were eating and chatting. She spotted him and waved. He immediately blushed and waved back.
Tina motioned for him to come over. He pointed his finger at himself and she nodded. His legs felt like jelly. His crush wants him to go over and talk to her? Ok, stay cool, Ness. He struggled his way over to her table.
His heart started to race. He could feel his face getting hotter. Her friends are all staring at him. The air feels tight. He needs to make an excuse of why he can't stay, otherwise he's going to make a fool of himself in front of his crush. Again…
Tina: "Ayye, Ness! How's it goin'?"
