Death city was a buzz of people freaking out about aliens, Non more then Black star who had Tsubaki in sword mode charging at Kenny, "fight me Alien!" Ben hit the dial becoming Goop the blade went through him and Tsubaki screamed, "IT BURNS!" The alien said, "That's because I am made of Acid, how strong depends on my mood!" he then throw off some slime balls, "Now get some slime!" Black star was running around screaming. Their was smoke bomb then he came form behind holding Ninja sword mode charging, but Kenny said it coming He said, " You the weapon." Tsubaki gasped returning to normal. That's when Black star came for, "Black star big wave!" The blast happens but Kenny stood there as Chromastone. Black star blinked. Ken throw a beam blast at Black star to send him flying. "Chromastone is a Messiah to his people. This energy absorbing form is above you!" Tsubaki blinked turning pony tail to chain to flip the her hair for a flail attack, but it bounced off.
chromastone grabbed Tsubaki, "Really see a ten year old and attack him because he's not from around here. This isn't a good look, yet I am smart enough to know it's not you!" He dropped her and Black star charged off to try big wave again. It did nothing but make Chromastone glow. "Sword lady, " He grabbed Black star, "I break he who swings you around!" he said dropping Black star over his knee and Black star's scream of pain was heard all over the city.
Tsubaki looked away going, "Ouch! I mean ouch!" Black star to their shock got up holding his back. They blinked. "STAY DOWN DUMBASS!" She screamed hands to her mouth, "STAY THE FUCKING HELL DOWN!" She said pointing down. Only for him to charge again, and get punched in the face. Down Black stair went, but he got up again. That's when Tsubaki said, "DUMBASS STAY THE HELL DOWN!" Ken hit his daily becoming ghostfreak and phased in to Black star to make him start slapping himself. "STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF!"
Elsewhere where in the City Devin Levin was walking when He looked to see Maka the older girl had hands behind her back as He heard the guy with white hair say, "cool guys don't freak out about Aliens." Devin chuckled arms crossed. "What someone else wants to see the alien? I am getting sick of it."
Maka spoke up, "Well apparently my dad knew you where coming and well,...You just don't look Alien...You loook...human, we were ready for alien aliens, but people Not so much!" She said arms out, "...With makes me wonder so much." Devin pointed and said, "yes I can transform." Soul laughed.
The eater of souls pointed, "Listen Kid I have seen those aliens you need a watch to do it and I don't see it so no way you can transform." He turned his arm into a scythe blade, "Now I can transform that makes me cooler then you!" Devin smirked his teeth going fanged as his arm bursted into flames making Soul jump back. Devin's other arm became crystal. "...or I could be wrong." Soul's knees shivered, Maka watched, as the transformation continued. Leaving Soul pale as Devin took on his transformation. Maka looked at the form taking it in how patch work it was. "Chimera!" She said remembering stories.
Soul was shaking as he turned arm to normal pointing, "Aren't you a big boy..." he was shaking. The mutant grabbed him with wildmut right arm. he turned the crystal arm into blade and he said one thing. "Would you like Crystal fist Flame fist, or claw fist? Jaws? Tail? or laser beam eye?" the Greymatter eye glow brightly. Soul eater whimpered, "Can I get nothing , Sorry I was talking shit kid, what would your parent's say?"
Kevin walked up and said, "As his father I say, Do it!" Soul gasped in horror. Gwen came out, "As his step mother I saw...you got to do it so he can learn Devin." Soul screamed saying, "WHAT?" Maka smiled saying, "I want to see eye laser!" Soul sniffled going, "This isn't cool!" Gwen snapped her fingers, "Nor are you!" Devin Throw soul to the ground slamming him down into the dirt leaving his eyes spiraling as he coughed up dust. Devin's bugs wing flapped and he took off like XLR8.
Maka pointed to the parents, "do you guys transform." Kevin and Gwen said, " yes we do but don't you go assuming all alien's transform, this isn't anime kiddo!" they petted Maka's head and walked off. Soul said one thing, "...Oh...I think he broke me!" Maka waved her hand saying this, "And you deserve it for trying to intimidated a someone so much younger than you. " Soul and Black star had embarrassed the hell out of the Death weapon meister Academy and their world. Really did picking fights with Kids. What are they babies.
In the Death room Frost was standing before lord death, growling as he slammed the reports on the attacks on alien kids. Lord death signed, "I will have a word with them. Frost turned the dial on his watch, "you will do more than that Mr. Grim reaper!" he hit it and there was the canon or reboot canon Alien V transformation. Lord death screamed as he was once more put in a head lock by half an alien X. This Time the god of death was being punched in face. All death could do was cry in pain as his mask cracked as the Cosmic being or semi cosmic punched him in the face. He couldn't react fast enough. All he could do was cry as it happened. Punch punch punch in the grim reaper's face. Spirit was watching this while smoking, "...And most people fear death...The Tennyson family just adjusted their watch and punch it in the face. "
Spirit walked off calling Maka, on his phone. The blonde picked it up, "Oh Daddy." Spirit said, "Lord death is currently being punched by Frost Tennyson as Alien-V , over Black star and Your weapon partner trying to bully kids and getting their asses whooped over it." Maka rolled her eyes, "If you want to talk to soul I left him sitting in the dirt after being slammed to the ground by the Chimera guy." Spirit blinked putting a pin in that. Maka said one thing, "I Can't believe how opposite of you he is. I picked a scythe as I thought he would be as good as partner as you were, but nope."
The Death scythe spoke up , "Maka honey judging people by same trait probably the same is wrong. " he adjusted his tie, "but the fact you are looking for someone as good as your old man, tells me I raised you right despite she who left, leaving me to break down for that year, an d the state giving you to Blair the cat for two years. Bye the way I owe her so much for letting me visit you while I got my brain on semi-straight enough to parent."
The blonde was heading to the pumpkin house, "Thanks dad, I am at mom's house now." She knocked Blair hugging her, "Oh One moment Mom, on the phone with dad." Blair whispered, "Hi my kitten's daddy." Spirit rolled his eyes at the joke. Spirit said, "Thanks for being the mother my Ex-wife didn't want to be Blair, I mean that. Now Maka you be good for her, I will be their to pick you up as soon as the alien in demi-god mode stops punching my Meister in the face."
Maka gave a "goodbye." Right away she hung up and was hugged by Blair the cat who lead her in, "Oh sweetie Thanks for helping me pack up!" Maka blinked, " Honey how many times has someone mistook me for a witch and tried to use one of my souls to make a death scythe only to find out I am not witch like enough to cut the mustard and they end up puking like a run away models?" Maka held up two fingers. "yes which isn't a lot kitten but enough to want to move. they are offering Free room and board to magic users up their, So I am going for it, Like your friend who swings around the lantern, who can only cast heal. Hell even lord death knew about her and helped her hide to avoid being killed wrongly. He just didn't do more mass as well, not enough sample size. I know it probably won't be as nice as this, but sometimes you have to make sacrifices to remain safe in this world." She said using magic to hover items into boxes as Maka helped. "but honey Feel free to move into her if you don't like the dorm life, You have a room here anyway. Just don't bring your Scythy boy, He would have been cute if he wasn't so cool guys only go for girls with Dogs or higher attitude. I mean his whole outlook is my daughter, who life gave me, isn't pretty, which is a big stinky pile of BS." She growled, "And no Black star either he is another bad fish. It looks good but take a bite and sick as a dog crying and suffering."
Maka gagged and said, "Oh gross, I would rather date an alien then either of them." She remembered Devin. Blair jumped tail up remembering that. "Oh my..." Maka was red but Blair said, "It's okay to be Xeno sweetie me and your daddy will still love you, even if you are into out of this world shit. I promise." She pintched her cheeks and kissed her head, " Just be sure their is biological overlap, enough too...Well Mommy had a hard enough time with the earthly version of that's talk let's not go over the bee and the rock, or the bee and the fish, or the bee the eflame, or the bee and the flower, or even the bee and ...What ever the hell that purple thing was...I want to say lizard, ...squid...sponge maybe? point is Just make sure it can work out no point in pointless heart break Sweetie pie." She said smirking, " Now On that note..." She jumped as she heard Maka gasp.
Maka looked at a photo album and opened it seeing pictures of Blair and spirit together, "HOW LONG!? HOW LONG HAVE MY PARENTS BEEN DATING?" Blair said, " two weeks..." Maka blinked at the size of it. "What I am a selfie addict honey you know that, point is, With your father's pre-broken heart when we met, Cat's not being known for making commitments and not wanting to hurt you we were hiding it to be safe, no point in pointless heart break. Like If we said it , could have been those years the other bitch raised you with spirit, pointless heartbreak as , as soon as she got her we not married no more check she took off and hasn't returned yet. She never cared enough then. " She pointed, "I saw how it had both of you, Trust me the sad face you met when you arrived here haunts me and your father's dreams."
Maka put it closed and signed, "I understand mom, You and dad, are still looking after me." She signed Blair getting down to hug her. Blair nuzzled and purred and Maka returned it. Blair petted her, "good kitten. Now Come on let's finish packing, you handle the storage room, I have some private things to pack you don't want to know your mother owns." She headed off. Maka gagged turning pale at what that implied.
Elsewhere in the plumber station. Crona was walking around boot heels clicking on the Floor, "Aunt Cinnamon!" She waved. Cinnamon Dead name Kenneth older sibling to Gwen, was there. She was a tan woman, thanks to magic completely transition to biologic female and genetic, a service she gave out like they where tic tacs to those who offered. She had on blue dress, blue jean jacket, blue cow girl hat, Blue cow girl boots. She waved happily, "well their she is." Cinnamon flipped her ginger hair long and made a green mana light cover her hand to hover it.
Crona smiled saying, "Death the kid and I's date went he took me to his favorite places."
In his manor Kid smiled talking to his weapons, while looking at his middle connected line saying, "the spell she casts upon me that maiden form beyond the stars...I took her to my favorite places." the guns eyes twitched. " The art museum wing, well it should have but they moved shit around on me, and well she was nice enough to not hold it against me."
While Crona said it, "First the museum wings he loves for art, perfect place to learn culture and is OCD had him freak out when he made a wrong turn and saw modern." She giggled, "he lost all color and covered my eyes telling me not to taint my eyes, it was cute."
Kid spoke up standing looking at a painting, "Next the Meister Acadmey's history room where we read about the pre fire events back when our world was more like her's She was amazed by it. she used magic to copy a shit tone of the books. That's what she did. She was so hyper and cute." he was red covering his face, "So cute. So so fucking cute." The guns called out, "SIMP!"
On the space station Crona dropped history books showing them, "This world had two magical dooms day events to get that son and moon Alan keeps decking." Outside window the sun was black and blue as a fireball came in and it was Alan for another round of punch the sun. " Why does it bother him so badly...I mean he's had enough Alan, he gave her gave. Anyway I copied them to learn history."
With kid he smiled, "Finally I took to the cafe I love, I love sandwiches they can be made cut and eaten symmetrically, Apparently she agrees with that, she ordered same as me."
Crona on her end said, "and somehow he knew I love club sandwiches because they remind me of picnics with grandma and grandpa and took me to get one. Like how did he know? I asked around no one will cop to giving him tips on how to date me so It was perfect." She jumped, "he didn't make it about my dad, he didn't say nothing about my big sisters and when two of my brothers stared he waved, granted he only had two out of fourteen of them, but the spirit is their. Then he kissed me on both cheeks, and said goodnight before bowing to dad, Like a gentlemen! Is it too soon to say I love him?"
On Kid's end, " But her brothers and dad scared to crap out of me, She may have two here but apparently the Tennyson siblings number is Sxiteen." the gun's jaws dropped, "Two girls, and Crona is the only one with magic like Gwen, the rest have omntirixes, Don't look shocked apparently Ben has a form that once every eighty years throws up about a dozen babies, called big chill and that was older siblings origins." Patty blinked, "he really is everything then if he is a mommy." Liz fainted. Kid spoke up, "Ken doesn't have a useable Cosmic mode yet, but ...That's still fifteen Alien-vs if you will, meaning if one can hurt my dad, I would be royally fucked if I pissed off all those Tennyson's. Yet I didn't let it show I was respectful I said goodnight and left, before my courage failed. I swear you think him as Big-x was scary, you should see him up close, he is one scary ass law man...I will face all that to see her again. I am in love! No other way to explain making this stupid choice I care more about her then my own safety I am in love."
To be continued.
