Lincoln was certainly perplexed about what was going on with the Succubus pop star. Sure he was glad to see Loona, but this was all so sudden. "Wait, wait, excessive queef disease?" He asked the female hellhound. "What kind of a disease is that?"

Loona looked a little a comfortable, for Lincoln was still a kid, and he wouldn't know so much about what a "queef" is.

The female hellhound let out a small sigh, and whispered in his right ear what a "queef" was. Lincoln was left disgusted and shocked. "That's disgusting." He said. "And I thought regular farts were bad

"Yep." Loona said. "So when a female demon has excessive queef disease, then it can spread to other female demons like wildfire, and it can be as catchy as catching the flu. Probably more catchy than that."

"Well, why are you here exactly?"

"Hello? Earth to Lincoln?" Loona sang. "I am trying to not get infected by the disease. And, a queef is so much stinkier than a regular fart. It can smell worse than a rotten durian garnished with the stinkiest shit."

"I'll... take your word for it. But what about Blitzo and Moxxie?"

"Well, it's a thing only girls can get and boys are immune to EQD for... obvious reasons."

"Right..." Lincoln said in an uncomfortable voice.

"So Blitzo has nothing to worry about, and he can just live his life normally." Loona pointed. "So now, I gotta find a place to stay for a little while."

"How long does excessive queef disease last?"

"The least amount of days would be... at least five days in most cases."

An idea came to Lincoln's head. "Well, maybe I can talk to my parents about letting you stay here for a few days until it's safe for you to go back down there."

"Oh I couldn't do that. Besides, your parents hate me enough as it is, Lincoln."

"They don't hate you. They just... don't like your attitude."

"Well sucks for them." Loona rolled her eyes.

Nevertheless, Lincoln gathered his family to the living room to tell them about the situation for female demons in Hell, and tried to ask the parents to let Loona stay in this house for a few days.

"No!" Lynn Sr said. "No way, nuh-uh."

"Absolutely not." Rita added

"But where else can Loona go if she can't stay here?"

"Why not have her stay with Clyde?" asked Lori

"Because he and his dads are on vacation to Canada for a few days." Lincoln pointed. "Besides, do you think Loona and Clyde would blend well?"

"That's a good point." Said Lynn.

"But she can't stay here." Said Lynn Sr

"Why not?" Asked Lincoln

"Because she might hurt someone if she is mad enough." said Rita. "We don't want anyone to get hurt... not to mention eat all of our food."

"or get drunk and cause a scene." said Luan

"Look, I won't kill or hurt anyone. And... I know I haven't been the nicest person to you guys, but I won't cause any trouble." Loona said. "At least I won't get drunk here."

Lincoln had to pull out his puppy dog face to his parents while quivering his lips. "Oh the puppy fade again." Said Lynn Sr in an annoyed voice. "Alright, alright, Loona can stay."

"Yes!" Said Lincoln.

"But for a few days only, and if she has any drugs on her, or hurts anyone in the family, she is out of here." Rita said

"Don't worry. I don't have any drugs on me." Loona sang flatly.

"So in Hell, female demons get this unusual disease that causes frontal farts?" Asked Lisa

"Yes, glasses." Said Loona with her arms crossed. "Humans are immune to it, so consider all of yourselves lucky. So anyway, where should I sleep?"

"Well we have the basement, the attic, the couch, or Lisa's bunker." Said Lynn Sr

"What?" Said the genius sister. "How do you people keep trying to get in to my own bunker with my password?"

"It's your birthday!" Her family pointed out in an annoyed voice.

"Seriously, you may be a genius when it comes to building and science," said Lynn, "but man, you are terrible with passwords."

Lisa just growled and said: "I'm still working on it!"

"Meh, I can just sleep in the attic." Loona plainly remarked.

"d

your loss." Said Lana.

Perhaps this shouldn't be too bad after all. Loona and Lincoln are friends after all and she did save him from those muggers before.

Later on in the day, when it was dinner time, everyone gathered around at the table and Loona was sitting in-between Lincoln and the rocker sister. Lynn Sr pulled out a nice, big bowl of pasta with marinara sauce and meatballs.

"Bon apetit, everyone." Said Lynn Sr.

everyone took a chunk of pasta from the bowl and put it on their plates. Loona got the biggest chunk since hellhounds have quite a large appetite. And her eating habits caught everyone by surprise.

The female hellhound was eating in a sloppy matter, similar to a pig eating his chow, and the worst part of it was, she was eating with her mouth open.

"uhhh, Loona, do you think you can chew with your mouth cl-" before Rita can finish, Loona growled at her with her teeth baring at her, like she was about to attack.

"I eat how I want." Loona snarled.

Rita was taken aback and gulped. "Ok." She let out a nervous chuckle after.

Everyone looked at her in disgust as the female hellhound continued to eat her dinner in a sloppy manner. When dinner was done, dessert came and it was chocolate mousse. The only one who was unfazed by her eating habits was Lana, since she can be a sloppy eater too.

Like the pasta, Loona are her dessert like an animal, but she ate her slice of mousse in one bite, literally. To make matters more disgusting, Loona let out the longest, loudest burp anyone has ever heard. It was so loud of powerful it made the whole area shake for a few seconds like an earthquake."

"Whoa-ho-ho-ho, nice one, Loona." Lynn congratulated her.

"Ugh, that is disgusting!" said Lola.

"Tough luck for you." Loona sang as she pulled out her phone, as usual.

"It's not very ladylike." Lola pouted

"Well you should talk?" Loona asked

"What?!" The spoiled sister looked offended

"Lincoln told me how you won a burping contest a few months ago."

Looking annoyed, Lola turned at her brother. "Stop telling her things!" She said.

When dinner was done, everyone was watching some Dream Boat on TV, but Loona was on her headphones, blaring loud heavy metal music in it as she was on her phone some more.

"Loona, that's a little loud." Said Leni. "Can you please turned it down a little?" Obviously, the female hellhound didn't hear her.

"Loona!" said Luna.

Looking annoyed, the female hellhound pulled out her headphones and said: "what?!"

"can you please turn the volume down on your headphones?" Asked Lynn Sr

"nope." Said Loona plainly before putting her muffs back on, blaring music on it once more.

The family sighed in irritation from this and just had to turn the volume up on the tv.

Feeling bored, Loona just went upstairs in the attic and it gave the family relief to have them watch their favorite show in peace, everyone was off to bed when it was bedtime, but Loona was on the couch, texting on her phone again, and the parents went up to her.

"Uhhh, Loona?" Said Lynn Sr, "it's lights out."

"So?" Asked Loona nonchalantly.

"So, you need be in bed too." Rita looked stern.

"Your kids do but not me. I am twenty-two, and I can stay up as long as I want." Loona flatly said as she glared at the parents. "Besides, Mr and Mrs Loud, you're not my parents."

"Look." Lynn Sr sighed, "we know you are an adult, and yes, we are not your parents."

"But you are our houseguest. So as long as you are our houseguest," Rita pointed, "you have to follow our rules."

"Now march your furry butt up to-" But before Lynn Sr can be more stern, Loona got in his and his wife's faces whole snarling and growling at them, scaring them both easily.

"Never mind." Rita chuckled nervously. "You can stay up as long as you want."

"And let us know if you need anything." Lynn Sr also chuckled nervously.

Loona smiled at them. "That's what I thought."

the next morning

everyone was getting up and ready for work and school, and Lincoln was the first one to get up. Looking over the attic hatch door, he saw Loona sleeping on an old couch, drooling as she was in her slumber.

He smiled at how Loona was doing and then something caught his nose, something really bad. "Oh my god!" He exclaimed as he covered his nose. Sniffing it, he realized it was coming from the bathroom, and opened the door to see that it smelled like wet dog hair, but that was not where the smell was coming from.

He opened the toilet seat and screamed at a... surprise that was in the toilet.

"Lincoln! What are you yelling a-" Lola came in the room after hearing his scream and looked at the dirty toilet, and then she let out a long scream of horror.