This is a parody of the SpongeBob episode with the same title. This is also an Easter related chapter because of the obvious reason and was suggested by someone on . And Happy Easter!
The story begins at the Loud family's next door neighbor's house where Mr. Grouse takes a really interesting meal he made out of the oven. He adds a bit of lemon juice on it and takes the meal to the table.
Mr. Grouse: [French accent] I am a culinary genius, no? [sets his meal on the table where a wooden mannequin is sitting] Here you are, sir. Ze specialty of mah house. Roast salad à la Grouse. [gasps] Sacré bleu! I must apologize, monsieur! I have forgotten the parsley for the garnish. [takes his meal back into the oven] Stay warm, my little Grousy. [kisses it, but it burns his lips; he shrieks] Le oww! [closes the oven and goes outside to his garden] Typical, I always forget something.
He prepares to cut some of the parsley, but is pulled down by something.
Mr. Grouse: Ugh!
Mr. Grouse several attempts to pull the parsley out, but gets himself pulled into the ground. Underneath, he sees a chubby bunny.
Mr. Grouse: A bunny? [pulls parsley back]
The sea bunny pulls Squidward's mustache off of his face.
Mr. Grouse: [shrieks sharply] Ow!
The sea bunny takes the mustache and ties it to his guitar. He strums the guitar and plays music while walking away in his tunnel.
Mr. Grouse: [pulls himself out of the ground, retrieves his chef's hat, and puts it back on] That voracious vermin is ruining my French chef fantasy. [stomps on the ground and prepares to walk back in the house] Why—ah! [falls in the hole the bunny came out from]
The bunny eats the parsley.
Mr. Grouse: Grr! [tries to grab the bunny, but it pulls his hat down over his head; Squidward tries to take it off, but the bunny tickles him] Oh—oh, no, no, no, no! I have a ticklish core! [laughs]
The bunny hops on top of Mr. Grouse and goes to ravage the garden. Suddenly, smoke comes out from the back door of his house.]
Mr. Grouse: Oh. [sniffs and opens his eyes]
His house coughs up the smoke and fire breaks out. Grouse pulls himself out of the ground, grabs the hose, and rushes back into the house.
Mr. Grouse: My roast à la Grouse!
Mr. Grouse puts out the fire and carries his meal out. His roast à la Grouse is now burnt to a crisp and he sighs. He sobs over his ruined creation. The bunny pops out of the hole and cries with Grouse.
Mr. Grouse: What the—[growls as he goes to strangle the bunny]
The bunny grabs the burnt roast à la Grouse and shoves it in Mr. Grouse's mouth.
Mr. Grouse: Oof! [gulps the burnt roast à la Grouse down and starts to feel sick]
The elderly man runs back in and the bunny hops back in his hole. The bunny continues to eat Mr. Grouse's vegetable garden as he dances to the music "The Blue Danube." He continues to enjoy himself until Grouse comes out, wearing a Viking outfit and holding a club.
Mr. Grouse: I declare war on bunnies!
Grouse runs to his garden and tries to strike the bunny with his club, but he ends up destroying his vegetables in the process. The bunny holds out a shield and protects himself from Mr. Grouse's club. The impact of the shield and the club causes it to get stuck on Mr. Grouse's face. Mr. Grouse pulls the club off his face and groans at his destroyed garden.
Mr. Grouse: [growls and screams] I am going to bury that bunny! [falls in the hole again]
The bunny giggles and belches. He buries Mr. Grouse alive in the soil and dirt, adds a flower and then walks away. As Grouse emerges from the ground, Lucy who is outside in her backyard notices this, thinking it's a zombie.
Lucy: [gasps, climbs over the fence, and walks over towards her neighbor who moans like a zombie] Wow. That's the ugliest zombie I've ever seen. [snaps a photo of Mr. Grouse, which puts him in a daze and makes him fall onto his back] You're not looking good, pal. Maybe you should stay away from the sunlight.
The scene changes to the bunny gathering more vegetables in Mr. Grouse's garden. He pulls out several vegetables and puts them in the basket. Suddenly, a really big carrot grows out of the ground. The bunny's buck teeth grow longer and sniffs it. The giant carrot, who is actually Mr. Grouse in disguise, pops out of the soil and runs away. The bunny begins to follow Grouse.
Mr. Grouse: Ha, he's gonna fall right into my trap. [laughs]
Grouse trips over a rock and gets caught in his own trap. The bunny begins gnawing on Mr. Grouse's carrot costume.
Mr. Grouse: [on the phone] Hello, Animal Control? I've got a bunny cornered in my garden and need assistance!
The animal control officer pulls over with some animals locked in the back. He exits the truck, grabs the bunny and puts him in a cage.
Mr. Grouse: Did you have to catch him that easily?
Lana: [handcuffs herself on the bunny's cage] I demand the release of this poor woodland creature. He's got rights too, you know.
Mr. Grouse: This is none of your business, Lana, go away!
Animal Control Officer: You want him? You can keep him. [gives Lana the cage] Save me a trip to the incinerator.
Lana: Hooray! [giggles]
Lana pops out two rainbows and clouds under her hat. The clouds fly under her and form the word, "Happy!" The tomboy twin floats away from her neighbor's garden and flies into her house.
Mr. Grouse: I'm warning you, Loud. Keep that filthy animal away from my—[gets slammed in the face when Lana kicks the front door closed]
Lana: [opens the fridge and talks in sing-song] Vegetables! That's what you like, isn't it, bunny? We'll see what we got in the fridge.
The bunny climbs out of the cage, sniffes, and pants.
Lana: Whoops, we're out of veggies. But I got something you might like. [holds up Cliff's food bowl] Cliff's cat food! Yay! [the bunny sees how disgusting Cliff's food is: a female shriek is heard off screen in horror of the food] Does bunny wunny like his dinny winny?
The bunny throws the food bowl in Lana's face. The bowl falls off and Lana wipes the food off.
Lana: All right, Cliff's food is out. Got it. I'll get you veggies. I'll be right back. [goes to the garage where there's a mini fridge] I just remembered we have some veggies in the mini fridge.
The bunny's stomach growls and begins looking around for food. He bites on the table and spits it out, then rips a hole on the couch, making some cotton come out. He hops around, knocking over a phone. He opens the television screen, grabs some wires, and bites on them, electrocuting himself by accident. Lana returns with a bag of vegetables.
Lana: [sing-song] Bunny wunny! I've got a surprise for you—[screams when she sees the mess the bunny made]
The living room is a complete mess and the wires from the walls are sparking. The bunny goes into the bag and begins eating the vegetables.
Lana: I'm gonna have to chew-proof this whole house fast! [pulls out a bottle of hot sauce] Hot sauce ought to do the trick.
She squirts hot sauce on the couch and the shattered flower pot. The trouble making bunny sniffs the hot sauce and licks some. He belches out fire from his mouth and burns the flower pot. He giggles at this and hops for a bit. He goes to lick the hot sauce from the couch. He belches fire at Mr. Loud's chef of the month photo and it burns. He goes to lick the hot sauce of Lana's ribbons, the siblings trophies, Mom's books, and piggy bank as well as Lily's baby picture and Charles toy ball. He belches fire on other stuff and burns everything. Lana squirts hot sauce on Geo's hamster ball and sees the living room on fire.
Lana: Huh? No, no, no, no!
Lincoln comes downstairs and sees this as well.
Lincoln: Ahhhh! Lana, what happened?
Thinking fast, Lana takes the fire extinguisher and spews liquid all over the place to put out the fire. Lincoln takes out a water gun to help put out the fire too. The sea bunny grabs the hot sauce bottle and drinks what's left of it. Suddenly, something bubbles in him and Cliff backs away in panic. The bunny's face turns red and belches out a huge stream of fire.
Lincoln: My magic kit!
The white haired boy sprays water with the water gun to protect his magic kit collection from the fire. The bunny's mouth gets filled with water and he is cooled down.
Lincoln: We gotta get rid of all that hot sauce.
Lana: I'm on it!
She licks up all of the hot sauce until everything is clean.
Lana: [turns red hot and screams as her tongue erupts like a volcano] Oh, oh, oh, oh! [runs to the kitchen and drinks water from the faucet, cooling herself off]
Cut to the other Loud sisters finding out about the bunny and petting the bunny (except for Lori and Leni) while Lana and Lincoln are setting up a cage for the bunny to live in.
Lola: He's so cute!
Luan: Those buckteeth are almost as big as mine.
Lana: Here we are! Water supply—check. Trampoline for hopping—check. Buckteeth sharpener—check. And an adding machine for multiplying. [giggles] Triple check-a roonie!
Lincoln: I don't think Mom and Dad will approve of you keeping another pet, but at least this cage will keep him from causing any more damage.
Lana: And now the bunny will be more than happy to stay in his cage. Huh? [pushes the cage to the bunny]
The sea bunny sniffs the cage. He is not happy at the cage and shrieks. He kicks the cage away and pants wildly.
Lana: Doesn't like cage...Check.
Lisa: Perhaps he wants to be in a natural environment.
The bunny pants and growls. He climbs on the wall, rips a hole and crawls underneath the wallpaper.]
Lana: No, no, bunny, don't go in there! You'll get lost! I need my net. Where did I put that thing? [runs to the sofa and digs her hand in the cushion] Probably dropped it in here somewhere.
Lynn: Hey, has anyone seen Leni?
Lana: Nyah, nyah—ah, got it! [pulls out Leni with the jellyfishing net on his head]
Leni: Hello!
Lana: Leni, did you fall between the cushions again?
Leni: No, Lana, I fell between the cushions. [takes off the net] But I have a solution to your bunny problem. I love the hunt!
Leni rips a hole on the wall and crawls underneath the wallpaper to go after the bunny. But no matter where she goes, she knocks down everything off the wall.
The other kids scream in panic as things drop off the wall. Part of the ceiling as well as the ceiling fan falls down.
Lincoln: All right, Leni, that's enough hunting. You can come out now.
Leni I can't see where I'm going. How do I get out of here? [screams in panic as she crawls to another wall] Guys, where are I? [gets absorbed by the wallpaper]
Luan: Stay where you are, Leni! I've got an idea. To the pet shop!
The screen changes into a map where Luan, in video game character form, goes to the pet store to buy something.
Luan: Thank you! [goes back to the house with another bunny in a cage] Guys! I bought a second bunny to lure the first bunny out of hiding.
Leni: Hooray!
Luan gets up, opens the cage, and lets out a female bunny with a pink bow on it.
Lola: Ooh, I get it. Bunny love.
The bunny notices the female, crawls to the ground and pops out from the floor. He investigates her and she becomes heads over heels with him. They two bunnies dance to a tango and Luna plays music with the accordion. Leni reappears from the wall.
Lana: Hold still, Leni, I see you. [rips a hole to free her sister]
Leni: [gasps for air and sighs] Thanks, buddy. [the two lovestruck bunnies hop by] Aww, bunnies!
Lana laughs as she follows the bunnies. Leni comes out from the wall and follows as well. The other kids follow too. The two bunnies go into the basement and hop into the laundry basket. When the kids enter the bathroom, the two bunnies hop out of the basket.
Lana: One, two...[another bunny comes out] Three?
It turns out the two bunnies multiplied in the laundry basket and a whole bunch of bunnies hop out.
Lisa: Looks like the female bunny learned multiplication.
Leni: More bunnies!
Lana: [nervous laugh] Yay!
The bunnies climb into the hole on the wall and crawl under the wallpaper.
Lana: Uh-oh. [she and Leni grab nets] Leni, the hunt is on! [she and Leni do their war cry]
Lana and Leni climb into the hole on the wall and crawl under the wallpaper as well. They chase after the bunnies from the basement, to the living room upstairs, and then out the front door.]
Lana: Hey! Come back, bunny wunnies!
The two blonde siblings chase after the bunnies all the way to Mr. Grouse's house. Grouse appears in a funeral attire and pays his final respects to his vegetable garden.
Mr. Grouse: [French accent] This is the last carrot. [places the carrot next to the gravestone] C'est la vie. [the bunny pops out from the ground] One more step, and I will spit you on a roast! I mean, roast you on a spit! [the ground underneath rumbles and more bunnies appear] Oh, oh, what's happening?
Lana and Leni appear from the ground.
Lana: Don't worry, Mr. Grouse.
Leni: Yeah. We're here to help!
Mr. Grouse: They're growing! [shrieks and runs into his house]
The bunnies crawl into Mr. Grouse's house. He zips the door shut as the bunnies crawl under the wallpaper. Grouse hides under the table and dials the phone.
Mr. Grouse: Hello, Animal Control? Save me!
The bunnies emerge from the wallpaper and from one of Grouse's pictures. More bunnies emerge from the cabinets while others emerge from the electric outlet. Mr. Grouse blubbers in panic as bunnies invade his house. One bunny emerges from his nose. His entire house is flooded with bunnies. The old neighbor escapes from a front window of his house. He gets up and groans. He shakes the bunnies off him and growls in anger. Then the other Loud siblings have shown up.
Lincoln: Mr. Grouse, what happened?
Mr. Grouse: A bunch of bunnies just invaded my house!
Luna: And where's Leni and Lana?
Lana: [at the window] We're in here!
Mr. Grouse: Get out of my house! And take these bunnies with you!
Suddenly, one of the bunnies from a high window drops a vase on Mr. Grouse's head, putting him in a daze.
Lynn: Mr. G, you ok?
Mr. Grouse goes mentally insane and grows bunny ears, whiskers, a pair of buckteeth, and a fluffy tail. He then begins to hop like a bunny.
Mr. Grouse: [maniacal laugh] I'm a bunny now! [crazy laugh] I'm a bunny now! I'm a bunny now!
The kids looked a little disturbed by his behavior.
Lucy: Yep, he's lost it.
Lincoln: Look, it's animal control. [points at animal control officer]
Animal Control Officer: Okay, Mr. Grouse, easy does it. [puts a straitjacket on Grouse]
Mr. Grouse kicks the animal control officer in the face and runs away. The animal control officer gets up and is about to go after Mr. Grouse, but Lana stops him.
Lana: Wait mister, [opens the door, releasing the bunnies] you should take these bunnies with you. They need a good place to stay and somewhere where they won't cause much trouble.
Animal Control Guy: Alright. [holds up a big carrot] Come on little guys.
The bunnies become attracted to the carrots and the animal control guy leads them to the back of the truck, where he tosses the carrot in and the bunnies enter to eat it. Then he closes the truck.
Lana: Thanks so much sir! I hope they'll be happy in their new home.
Animal Control Guy: I'm sure they will, kid. Now if you'll excuse me, I've still got one more bunny to catch. [gets in his truck and drives off]
Mr. Grouse: [maniacal laugh] I'm a bunny now! [crazy laugh] I'm a bunny now!
The animal control truck drives after the crazy elderly man into the sunset.
