Date of the Titans
Returning home, a tired Danny noticed his family weren't home. He was fine with it as he headed up to his room. Once he did, he plopped on his bed and let the events of the date flow in his head.
Mermaids… I was kind of hoping for the cuter kind… He thought.
Lunar was a brat, unpleasant and difficult to deal with. She did seem grateful for saving her, but that wasn't enough to make him want to stay.
Thankfully, being half-ghost meant that he didn't have to marry her or let her die. As much as he didn't like letting Japanese mobsters go free, he had to let them be as they knew his secret, but he knew theirs. That means, as far as he knew, they wouldn't cause trouble around him. He can't exactly deal with them if they're not causing trouble.
That's when his phone rang. Looking at it, he decided it was worth getting his mind off his troubles.
"Yo, Tuck." Danny said as he answered.
"I'm guessing it wasn't great?" Tucker asks.
"Nope. Her name was Lunar and she was… a handful. Yeah, let's leave it at that…" Danny said.
I'm gonna leave out the mobster mermaid part of the story. Not sure if they're okay if I tell someone else who knows my secret… Danny thought, not out of concern for them but concern for what they'd do.
"Dang. Well… my girl's name was Mawari. She's from Japan and she's a cop's daughter. She acts like a hall monitor but I think she's neat." Tucker said.
"Well, I'm glad for you." Danny responds before taking a breath. "Well… one left."
"Yeah. Anyway… I'm gonna go, sloppy joes for dinner." Tucker said.
"Alright… later." Danny said as he hung up.
One last date was left. After hand-to-hand combatant heroines, fighting tournament participants, an alien rock, superheroines and other people who were half-human, he couldn't help but feel it was both the strangest and most amazing month of his life, despite what he went through yesterday, along with Cree and Star.
Sitting up he decided to go to his computer and give Lunar his score.
He gave her a 3 out of 10. She did apologize, so that was something. Still, he didn't see her as potential girlfriend material, much less bride material. He also wanted nothing to do with the Yakuza, so the less he had to see her, the better.
Now he looked out who his next date is.
User Name: Starfire
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Height: 5"8
Weight: 100 lbs
Star Sign: Aires
Home Town: Jump City
Physical Description: Tall, red haired girl with green eyes.
Personality: I am a bubbly, lively and strong female who enjoys social interaction, fun and making new friends.
Likes and Interests: Flying, food, fighting, animals (especially kittens), helping others and bright colors.
Type of person I wish to date: I seek a strong, kind hearted male whom I can have fun with.
"Starfire… another Star? Well… hopefully she won't be as chaotic as the last one." Danny mused as he decided to get something to eat. "Hopefully, no seafood. I've had enough of that for a while…"
"Wait, that's it?" NeoMark asks out loud.
He was now well rested and washed up. Though, he felt something was off.
He looked around to see he was alone in the room. No Warners, no Deadpool, no authors, just him.
"This can't be right… I'm usually talking with someone to show how long-winded I can be. I can't just… not talk…" He then groaned before shrugging. "Well… I guess I've got some… time to kill…" He then remembered there were readers and, after exhaling out one side of his mouth, decided to give it a try. "So… how's everyone doing? Enjoying this story? Also… since I've made such a big deal about video games… played any great video games lately?" A small pause. "Been playing Luigi's Mansion 2 HD, the port of Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon. It's pretty neat. Also, been playing Rocket Knight Adventures Re-Sparked. Cool to finally play those games, maybe Sparkster can finally join Sma-"
"Are you trying to break the Fourth Wall?" Deadpool appeared and suddenly scolded him.
"Oh thank goddess…" NeoMark let out a breath before noticing what he said. "Can't believe I just typed that…"
"Leave the Fourth Wall to me!" Deadpool angrily shouted.
"Dude, anyone can break the Fourth Wall here. Watch." NeoMark looked at the reader. "Deadpool & Wolverine, in theaters now."
"... is that what you think I can do?! JK, you told people to see my movie." Deadpool said.
"Okay. Now… back to the story." NeoMark said. "Since Katie's not his date, someone else is going to see him in the flower shop.
At the flower shop
Danny soon arrived at Smithy's Flower Shop. The place where he has been buying all of the flowers this last month. It's only a block from his house and the flowers were low priced, which he was grateful for due to his budget.
He then saw the owner, Mr. Smithy, an elderly man who greeted him with a smile.
"Well, there's the customer of the month..." Mr. Smithy said upon seeing Danny, who chuckled.
"Nice to see you too Mr. Smithy..." Danny chuckled as he picked a few flowers for another bouquet.
"So, another blind date today, Danny?" Mr. Smithy asked.
"My last one today..."Danny said.
'That's too bad, I was kind of enjoying the daily visits…" He joked as Danny paid for the flowers.
"Hey, nothing lasts forever, am I right?" Danny asked.
"I guess so. Well ,here are the flowers...go knock her dead..." Mr. Smithy said.
Danny smiled after making his purchases. He was about to leave, only for someone to see him as he reached the sidewalk.
"Danny?" A familiar girl's voice asks.
Turning his head, Danny saw two familiar faces.
"Nagasumi? Sun?" He asks. "How'd you two find me?"
"The flowers you gave Lunar had the flower shop's logo on the side, y'see." Sun said, showing the wrapper having said logo.
"Oh." Danny said, having forgotten about that. "So, what's up?"
"Just came to let you know that my dad and his g-" Sun stopped, realizing she's in a public area and needed to be more discreet. "My dad and his business ain't comin' here."
"Relief." Danny said as he looked around and didn't see someone here. "Is… Lunar here?"
"Sort of. She's been hopin' to find a way to thank you before she went swimmin' with the fishes… uh… not in the way you're thinkin' given she's a me- miraculous swimmer. Yeah, that's it. Nothing fishy… fishy like crazy, not fish." Sun went with a nervous smile that grew with each moment she almost let her secret slip.
"I think I'm starting to see how Nagasumi found out about your secret." Danny snarked.
"Actually, she saved me from drowning." Nagasumi said.
"I see. Still. You sure I shouldn't be worried about my own secrets?" Danny questioned with a mild concern.
"Don't worry about that." Nagasumi said. "Anyway… any chance you'll let Lunar… well, make it up to you for yesterday?"
"Sorry but… I got another date to get to. Besides, I already gave her my score. Let's just say… she's not a ten..." Danny said as he held up the flowers. "Well… I gotta go now. See ya. Take care…"
Danny then left the area, going around the corner to head to his destination.
Little did he know, Lunar was around the corner, she overheard what Danny said and felt a little sad now.
"Guess I came all this way for nothing…" She miserably mumbled, regretting her previous behavior.
Elsewhere
Danny, seeing that it was almost going to be 5 and that he was a long ways away, went to an alley and quickly changed forms and started flying.
Little did he know, someone spotted him.
In no time, he landed at the back of the restaurant and changed forms, happy to have made it. He was relieved as he made sure his flowers and heart sticker were okay.
Okay… let's meet this Starfire… He thought.
"Hello…" A voice called from above, surprising Danny.
He turned around and he then saw a girl floating. One who made his eyes widen and his jaw drop.
She hovered, but since she didn't activate his ghost sense, that meant she was no ghost. She was tall, with orange tan-like skin, green eyes which also includes her sclera being a lighter green, and she had long, red hair that didn't look like a natural shade. She is also wearing a purple top that showed off her bellybutton, a skirt and long, purple boots in an almost futuristic style.
She is also smiling widely and wearing a heart sticker too.
'W-Who are you?" Danny asked with a raised eyebrow and a small smile, he figured out this has to be his blind date, yet couldn't stop but find her pretty.
"Hello there, flying boy...I am called Starfire...meeting you is very nice...'The strange girl said with an unusual accent.
Wow… another redhead with green eyes… and she's just as hot as Kim, Samantha and Gwen… and the first redhead since Bloom… He thought with excitement before recalling what she said.
"F-flying boy?" Danny asked as she hovered closer.
"Yes, I had been flying and saw you land her and made your colors change...and I know due to this red symbol on your chest...you are to be my date-blind today, no?" Starfire asks innocent.
"Uh...before I answer that, who are you exactly?" Danny asked.
"I have just told you...I am the one called Starfire...are you not the one who is called D-Fenton?" Starfire asked in confusion as Danny blinked again.
"Starfire… Starfire…" Danny pondered. "Wait a minute… you're… one of the Teen Titans?"
"Indeed. So, you are D-Fenton?" She asks.
'Actually yes, but you can call me Danny…" Danny said, his shock already wore off.
Starfire giggled and smiled widely, something he noticed.
I can't believe I forgot I heard of her, an alien heroine. Another alien? After Lapis? Two nickels… and she's… wow… He thought.
"So...Danny...shall we commence with this date-blind now, no?" Starfire asked in her own, unique way.
He looked at her with a smile. Despite her orange skin and strange eyes, she is rather attractive and she seems nice, and it is his last date. Besides, after yesterday, he was looking forward to a good date.
"Why not?" He responds before getting a bit serious. "But Starfire, could you please do me a little favor?"
"What is it, Danny?" Starfire asked in a perky tone.
'Well, I would appreciate it if you don't mention the stuff about me flying or my powers, so could you not mention it?" Danny asked.
"If you insist..." Starfire said as she landed to the ground and opened the door before Danny could offer it to her. "So, shall we commence with our date-blind?"
Danny shrugged as he walked inside with her, figuring that the least he could do is give her a chance.
And so, the final date begins...
"Aha! Starfire, the girl you got two other stories to finish for. AND the last returning date. So… why keep her?" Deadpool asks.
"Simply put, I kind of chose to play favorites for the dates I already agreed to do." NeoMark said.
"Well, FP11 is probably helping you write this so…what's different this time?" Deadpool asks.
"As you may have noticed, a few things. Danny knows about the Teen Titans, which, to be honest, doesn't really make much sense that he didn't know about them like not knowing who Kim Possible is." NeoMark said.
"So, would Superman exist here?" Deadpool asks.
"I mean… I guess? I think he's mentioned in its tie-in comic." NeoMark shrugged.
"Ah, well… that makes sense. And since he's not a version of Superman we've seen before, we're not gonna worry about seeing him?" Deadpool asks.
"Nope." NeoMark said. "If I had done a version of this story more recently, I'd have made it the one from My Adventures with Superman."
"Oh nice!" Deadpool gave him a thumb's up.
"Yup. Now… onto the date." NeoMark said.
Danny and Starfire were now seated.
anny decided to talk to her, to understand something he still doesn't get. No one seems to be even paying attention to the strange looking girl, Danny didn't understand but decided not to question it.
As they read the menu, he couldn't help but notice that people weren't looking at them.
You'd think, what with how she's dressed, they were at least staring for that. Do they think she's a cosplayer or something? I know there are cons during summer, so maybe that's it? Danny thought.
"So, Starfire?" Danny asks.
"Yes?" She asks with a happy smile.
Not my first date with an alien, so let's see how well this one goes compared to the last time. He thought.
"So what brings you to Earth, anyway?"Danny asked curiously.
"You are aware I am of the Teen Titans, yes?" She asks.
"Yeah… but I don't exactly know your bio or anything. What brought you here to Earth?" Danny asks.
"I was… not by choice." Starfire admitted with a somewhat sad smile.
"How so?" Danny asks before he realizes he might be stepping into sensitive territory. "Actually… you don't have to share."
"Oh? I believe that we should share details. After all, I have learned something of you before we met…" Starfire said with a nod. "It is only right you learn more of me."
Danny thought about what she said before nodding.
"Okay. So, what brought you here?" Danny asks.
"The story is very long but my sister sold me to an enemy race as a slave, but I managed to escape with the help of my friends once I realized they were not a threat. I found myself far more at home on Earth, though I have kept in contact with home to ensure it is safe. Now my sister is a wanted criminal, and I am a member of the Teen Titans." Starfire said with a somewhat sad smile on her face.
"I'm sorry you had to go through that, Starfire..." Danny said, feeling a hint of displeasure at learning about her big sister and what she did to her..
"It had...how you humans say...worked out in the end. And I do like living on this planet and I do love the new friends I have made here...'Starfire said honestly.
"So what made you want to try blind dating anyway?" Danny asked a redhead alien girl.
"I had read about this sort of encounter in what you humans call a fashion magazine and I decided that I would enjoy such an activity..." Starfire said in her own unique way, making Danny chuckle at that response.
That's when the waiter arrived.
"What will you have?" He asks.
"Steak, please." Danny said as he noticed that Starfire was still looking at the menu.
"I believe I shall have the chicken with the Parmesan on it..." Starfire said.
"Coming right up, miss..." The waiter said after taking their orders.
As they waited, the two continued speaking, getting to know each other better.
Elsewhere
Five individuals in differing costumes came walking down the path that led to Amity Park. They took notice of a sign that read "Amity Park: The Home of Danny Phantom".
"So, this town's got a costumed crud-muncher!" The youngest went. This one a small child with a green jumpsuit who also had a backpack and goggles.
"He doesn't look so tough!" The tallest went. This one a large, hulking figure, wearing black with gold, with a long mane of red hair and a nasty sneer on his face
"Who wants to bet I's gonna be too much for 'em should he see us?!" One of them questioned. This one with the accent a boy with a red costume and a cocky look on his face
"Hmm… he's kinda cute…" The sole female said. She has pale skin, pink hair and is dressed in an almost goth fashion.
"Cute?" The last of them questioned, feeling a bit jealous. He had a green helmet with one eye on it, along with a white jumpsuit of some kind.
"Who cares about that?! If one of those cruddy Teen Titans are here, I say we fry 'em and this freak too!" The youngest went as his backpack released large metallic spider-legs that tore a hole in the billboard as he laughed mockingly.
"AHA! Villains!" Deadpool said.
"That's right." NeoMark said.
"Kinda shocking that the last date was a superhero… and yet no supervillains in the original story." Deadpool tilted his head in a quizzical manner. "It feels almost like Teen Titans Go… a comedy with superheroes rather than…" Deadpool notices the casual look on NeoMark's face. "What? No raging about TTG?"
"Nah… I'm over it. I'm still a fan of the humor… and everyone's kind of an annoying moron, but I have better things to do now…" NeoMark said.
The door swung open and peeking in was a surprised FP11.
"Wait... really? For real?" She asks.
"Yeah. Kind of over the hate. It's not a great show but not really worth it." NeoMark said.
"Huh... I see." FP11 said.
"I got more important things to worry about." NeoMark said.
"That's the spirit." Deadpool said.
"Like questioning the logic of why we spent so long without ANY new info on Pokemon Legends Z-A?!" NeoMark shouted.
"So... shilling for Nintendo now? Careful, I hear their lawyers are the most dangerous. More than dinner at Arby's." Deadpool said.
"Well, I see you guys are busy, so if you don't need me, I'll be on my way..." Flower Princess11 said as she closed the door.
"Ah… video game shilling… Mmm! This version is already my favorite over the original… just to see the author lose his mind." Deadpool clapped as he sat back. "So, Peanut? Wanna gripe about or get back to this boy likely getting together with an alien whom you have written stories that have seen only slightly more recollection from others to this day and age than Oaxis?"
"Right… right…" NeoMark said as he sat back down.
Later
Danny and Starfire walked out of the restaurant, still talking as they walked about a block away. Danny found himself getting entertained by some of the stories she told them about her and her team.
"Man, that Slade guy sure sounds nasty..." Danny commented.
Before Starfire could say anything else, they suddenly saw a car speeding up. Based on the terrified reactions from inside it, it was not a joy ride.
"Oh dear, it would appear they require help..." Starfire said before she turned to look at Danny. "Danny, would you like to help me?"
With a nod, Danny quickly ran into an alley change and was now in his ghost form. He and Starfire then both began to fly after the car before it crashed and hurt anyone.
Starfire, using her speed, managed to outfly Danny, much to his surprise, and get in front of the car. Using her strength, she stopped it before it drove into a nearby river.
Seeing her perform such a task with a rather casual smile caused his face to turn red.
I have officially gotten over how cruddy yesterday was…Danny thought as he used his intangibility to pull the passengers out of it.
"Thank you..." The driver said, happy that he and his family were saved.
"Anytime..." Danny said as Starfire placed the car upside down on the ground so it wouldn't keep driving off. "What was with the joyride? Trying to apply for Nascar?"
"No! Some bald kid in a green jumpsuit messed with my car!" The driver went. "All because I called out to him and his friends jaywalking."
"Bald kid with a jumpsuit of green?" Starfire questioned, her expression showing he knew who this was. "Was he speaking such mean things such as the crud-muncher or the slug-face?"
"Not as nasty as the words I want my kids to avoid but… yeah." The driver said.
With that, Starfire nodded and flew off in the direction the car went, a confused Danny following after he nodded to the driver.
"Glad you're safe!" Danny said as he sped up and followed Starfire. "Do you know the kid who did that?" He asks her.
"Indeed. We must hurry!" Starfire said.
At a bank
The largest of the group carried large amounts of money, with about 4 copies of the one in the red suit following with smaller amounts.
The one in charge, the girl, nodded as she looked to one of her compatriots.
"Any sign of trouble?" She asks.
"Not yet. That Titan girl's probably recruiting the local hero or something. That or they're on a date…" The one with the helmet said as he looked out.
"Heh… Control Freak's right. She's too good for Robin…" The largest laughed.
"Ah, they're all slug-faced toe-breathed losers." The youngest and most impatient dismissed as he used a device in his hand to mess with the security systems. "We got 10 minutes to scram!"
"Bout time!" One of the men in red, sitting at the desk of one bank employee and eating a hotdog, said impatiently.
"You could lend a hand, you know?" Their leader tells him, her voice tinged with irritation and impatience.
"I already am!" The one in red complained, pointing to his copies.
Before they knew it, a familiar girl in purple flew in through the destroyed door of the bank, gasping as she saw them before readying herself.
"The H.I.V.E. Five!" She said as her fists balled up.
"She's here! Get off your butts!" The youngest shouted.
"Well well…" The girl in charge said with arms crossed. "5 against 1… I like those odds."
That's when Danny Phantom flew in, standing at Starfire's side.
"Let's make the odds a little better, shall we?" He asks.
"That's him!" The tall one shouted. "That the local hero!"
"He doesn't look so cu-cool! He doesn't look so cool…" The one-eyed one muttered.
"I beg to differ…" The pink-haired leader said in an intrigued way.
"And… you guys are…?" Danny questions.
"Isn't it obvious, butt-faced snot-breath-"
They are the H.I.V.E. Five." Starfire said, cutting the youngest off, much to his anger. "The smaller mean one is Gizmo. The tallest is Mammoth. The girl in the group is called Jinx. The one with only one eye is known as See-More…"
"Ironic…" Danny commented.
"And the last is Billy Numerous." Starfire finished.
"Uh… which one?" Danny asks, seeing several in red. "There's more than 5 in the group…"
"Oh… that's a little trick of mine, partner." Billy Numerous said before demonstrating by making 10 more copies of himself, all waving at Danny.
"Are you kidding? I can only make 3 of me…" Danny muttered in disappointment.
"Just shut up already! Pie-for-brain crud-butts!" Gizmo shouted.
"... you kiss your mom with that mouth of yours, Cailou?" Danny questioned.
"Leave my mom out of this!" Gizmo snapped.
Danny was about to step in when Starfire held her arm out.
"Allow me, Danny Phantom. I shall, as you would say, clean up my own mess." Starfire insisted.
"H.I.V.E. Five! Let's take these loser heroes down!" Jinx ordered.
Starfire flew in, her green eyes blazing with energy as she shot a beam out of them at Jinx, who dodged with surprising speed.
The bank was now a battleground, with Danny Phantom watching Starfire fighting the H.I.V.E. Five.
Mammoth came running in at Starfire, fists clenched together and over his head as he let out a roar in an attempt to flatten the alien heroine.
Starfire raised one hand, catching his fist and grinning.
"It is now my turn." She said before slamming her fist into his stomach, sending him flying into the wall of the bank.
Before Starfire knew it, copies of Billy Numerous surrounded her, each grinning with anticipation.
"Nice shot, darlin'. But can you avoid us?!" All the Billy copies said as they rushed her.
Starfire spun in the air, dodging and blasting the copies away with her star bolts.
Danny watched, unable to keep his mouth shut.
"Wow, you're pretty good at this." He said with a growing smile. "I can step in anytime, y'know..."
"Thank you, Danny Phantom. But I assure you, I can handle them." Starfire said, taking out another few copies of Billy with her star bolts.
Danny nodded, watching the chaos unfold with a mix of admiration and concern.
"See-more! Shoot her!" Jinx ordered.
See-More took aim with his laser-eye, focusing it on Starfire's back as she fought the copies.
The tension grew thick as Danny saw the incoming danger.
"Look out!" He shouted.
Starfire barely had time to react, but she managed to throw a star bolt at See-More, knocking him back and causing him to miss.
The blast intended for her hit the floor, causing a piece of the ceiling to collapse.
"Stupid Titan!" Gizmo shouted, his backpack producing metallic spider legs to crawl away in time.
Danny, meanwhile, smiled appreciatively at his date's prowess and nodded to himself.
"She's got this." He murmured.
Starfire overheard him say this and smiled.
This was the distraction that Gizmo was hoping for as he aimed a blaster that came out of his backpack.
"Hey, crud-faced alien! Watch this!" Gizmo taunted as he fired at Starfire.
The shot was fired, but Starfire was ready for it. With a graceful dodge, she bent backward and the shot flew over her.
"You have missed!" Starfire said.
"Wasn't aiming at you!" Gizmo taunted.
Starfire looked down and saw what Gizmo fired wasn't a laser, but some kind of device. One that glowed green before it sent a wave of energy. One that the Five backed away from when it reached a 10 ft radius, Starfire herself in that radius.
"EEP!" Starfire went as, to her shock, she landed on the floor, landing on her knees and panting heavily. "What is this? Why am I unable to perform flight?" She asks as she
"Ha! I knew those 3 weeks of using up the stolen dwarf star matter would pay off!" Gizmo said, laughing as he saw his plan come to fruition.
Danny's eyes widened in shock as he watched Starfire struggle.
"Star! What's happening?" He called out.
"I don't know, Danny Phantom. I cannot fly!" She yelled back, panic in her voice.
"No duh!" Gizmo went. "For the next 3 minutes, gravity is gonna effect you harder than ever! On a normal person, it's 10 times... but I figured you'd resist it... just not enough to be able to fly!"
As the smallest of the Five laughed mockingly, Starfire struggled to stand up.
The weight was intense and she was interrupted when Jinx shot a blast of her power into her back, sending her tumbling into Mammoth, grabbed her and tossed her through the bank's walls.
Danny watched in horror as Starfire slid down the wall and onto the floor where she struggled to get up under her own weight.
'I... can still... fight!" Starfire called out as she managed to get on one foot, only See-more to shoot her down.
"Don't think so!" He went.
Mammoth stomped towards Starfire and raised his fist.
"Time to flatten a Titan!" He swung his fist downward, only for a white gloved fist to catch his, much to his surprise. "Huh?!"
Danny Phantom pushed him back before going to Starfire and carrying her out of their range and plopping her on one of the couches the bank uses for their guests.
"Starfire, my turn." He said. She was about to argue, but he held his hand out. "As my blind date, it's my job to make sure you're having a good time... being unable to fly isn't having a good time."
"Are you certain?" Starfire asks. "They are not the kind to play the fair."
"No worries... I got this. Then we can get ice cream to celebrate..." Danny winked.
Starfire couldn't help but blush a bit at his confidence before nodding.
Danny turned his attention to the five, walking towards them with the intent to fight back.
"Ooh! Another dumb slug-face who has the hots for her? Well, you can both get on all fours together!" Gizmo shouted as he fired another device near Danny, sending a wave of energy not unlike what hit Starfire.
Danny shuddered as he slowly took a knee.
"DANNY!" Starfire called out, trying but failing to get up.
"Time to crush this punk!" Mammoth shouted with a grin as he ran towards Danny, intending to crush him with his fist.
The Five watched with grins, anticipating a victory.
However, to Mammoth's shock, Danny stood up straight and caught his fist. The Five's grins were replaced with slack jawed bafflement.
"Psyche!" Danny said before throwing Mammoth's fist out of the way and punching him in the stomach, sending him rolling backwards into the bank vault.
Seeing Danny rising up in the air, Jinx's shock was replaced with anger.
"Shoot that thing again!" She ordered.
"Hang on!" Gizmo shouted as he reached into his backpack. "I gotta find another one!"
As that happened, Mammoth got back up and ran towards Danny.
"You're dead!" He shouted.
Danny turned intangible, causing Mammoth to go through him before grabbing him by one arm and swung him over his head, slamming him face down into the floor.
"See-More!" Jinx ordered.
"On it!" He said, firing at Danny, who raised a ghost shield to make the beam bounce off and knock down Jin. "Oh no!" See-More went before Danny fired a blast of cold that froze the helmet's sole eye stalk. "I can't see!" He called out as the ice formed and blocked his sight.
Danny swung Mammoth before sending him sliding towards See-More, shouting in pain and anger before knocking him down, hitting the wall in the process.
Danny was about to continue when he's hit in the back of the head by one of Billy's copies.
"HA!" That copy went.
Danny was about to attack when another Billy kicked him.
"Hey!" Danny went.
"Let's see you handle all of us!" About 20 Billys said with grins.
Danny looked around before he cracked a smile, stomping the floor and making ice form and freezing the copies from the knees down.
"How's that?!" Danny went as the Billys struggled to break free. One Billy in the back is slowly walking away, Danny flying up and blocking his path. "You must be the original. Lemme guess… you're the original, and if I knock you out, the rest poof or something?"
"Uh… no?" The original Billy nervously responds before an unconvinced Danny raises his hand, ready to flick his face. "Wait! No!"
Danny flicked him in the face, the impact knocking him out. The copies gasp as they forcibly retract to the original.
Before Danny did anything else, he saw an arc of energy coming his way. He zoomed back to avoid it as he saw Jinx somersault in front of him.
"I see your date's busy. How about someone more your speed? Like me?" She asks in an oddly flirtatious manner.
"Sorry. You're pretty but I like nice girls more…" Danny responds with a shrug.
"Come on… come on…" Gizmo searched and found another device. "Ha!" He loads it. "Eat this, butt breath!"
Jinx fires her arc of power the same time Gizmo fired. Danny raised a shield to block and return Jinx's attack, knocking her down. He also takes the time to grab the weapon and toss it to her.
"Uh oh…" Jinx went as it went off in her general area, causing her to feel to heave to get up.
"Ah, crud!" Gizmo said as he put the last remaining devices, firing them.
Danny caught two of them and tossed to Gizmo's teammates, causing them to be affected as well. The others he didn't bother catching, letting them go off and show no issue.
Soon, Gizmo was all out. Danny came in, phasing him out of his gear and dropping him on his rear, breaking his gear in half.
"Little boys shouldn't play with nasty toys…" Danny said with a grin as Gizmo found himself at the mercy of someone he can't defeat.
"Crud…" He muttered.
The Five were all frozen from the neck down, all on their rears as Danny dusted his hands clean. Starfire stood next to him.
"You okay?" He asks her.
"I feel glorious." She said, hovering up and doing a twirl to show she's alright.
As Danny nodded, Gizmo snarled.
"I DON'T GET IT! HOW COME YOU WEREN'T AFFECTED BY MY GRAVITY BOMBS?!" He shouted.
"Ever heard of Wicked?" Danny cheekily asks, letting Gizmo look lost at first. "My ghost powers aren't necessarily flight, it's more like I'm defying gravity. I can just nope your weapon."
"Seriously?" Jinx raised an eyebrow.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Gizmo shouted, his mouth comically larger than usual. "I SPENT MONTHS MAKING THOSE THINGS FOR THE CRUDDY TITANS AND I USED THEM ALL UP ON THE ONE GUY THEY CAN'T STINKIN' WORK ON?! NO FAIR!" Danny rolled his eyes as Starfire shrugged with a small smile. "IT'S NOT FAIR! YA HEAR ME?! YA TOENAIL-SNIFFING, BARF-LICKING…" Danny rolled his eyes and he held his hand up and created something with his cold power. "...FART-BREATHED, SNOT-SUCKING-"
Danny pushed a large pile of snow into Gizmo's mouth, sealing it shut.
"Don't worry… it'll melt in an hour…" Danny said as the sounds of sirens caught their attention. "Shall we?" Danny offered Starfire his arm.
"We shall…" She said, taking his arm as they flew off.
As they flew away, they didn't see a certain someone watching them from across the street.
"Guess he's having a good time…" Lunar muttered as she walked away.
Gizmo, inside, was making muffled sounds to his cohorts.
"MHH! MHM MMHM MFF MF MH!" He called out, eyes bulging in despair.
The rest of the Five smiled at this.
"FINALLY! Someone shuts him up…" Jinx said with much relief.
The rest voice their approval of this as Gizmo's brow furrowed in anger and a vein on his forehead visible, shouting insults that cannot be heard properly.
Danny and Starfire were in the air.
"I hope you don't mind that I stepped in." Danny said, flexing his arm in her presence.
Starfire admired his prowess, her face turning a shade of pink.
"Danny, your powers are very extraordinary and the way your hands and eyes glow...they are currently doing the reminding me of fellow Tameraneans..." Starfire said in her own unique way.
"Thanks I guess..." Danny answered, feeling a little light now.
"SKIP!" Deadpool insisted.
"Well, you fly and I fly...so how about a little race...let's see which one of us is the fastest one?" Danny challenged her.
"Oh, that sounds like the most fun..." Starfire said.
She started flying and Danny blinked as he realized that she was starting without him.
"Hey, no fair!" Danny shouted playfully while the alien girl just giggled and kept flying.
Danny had a determined grin on his face as he was determined to catch up with her.
That's when a purple starbolt shot Starfire out of the sky, sending her flying downward, much to Danny's shock. He flew in to get her off the ground as Starfire looked up in the sky and glared.
"You!" She shouted.
Danny looked up and saw a girl who looked much like Starfire, but with black hair, purple eyes, and a similar outfit that was black instead of purple and armor of some kind over where the arms, belly and legs were exposed on his date's.
"Hello, little sister…" She said with a sneer before her eyes darted to Danny, an intrigued smile on her face. "And who is this handsome fellow? By Tamaranean standards, he's quite the catch…"
"Lemme guess… your sister, Blackfire?" Danny asks Starfire, who nods.
"Oh? You've heard of me… flattered." Blackfire says with a smile.
"Don't be…" Danny said as he clenched his fists.
"Why are you here, sister?" Starfire questioned.
"Let's see… banished from my homeworld, wanted on the Centauri moons… I managed to evade the cops and find my way back to Earth for a little payback…" Blackfire said with arms crossed. "So… is this a bad time? I certainly hope so…"
Starfire flew upward, intending to fight her sister.
"Leave Earth!" She shouted.
"Mmm… nah! I think I'll cause a little havoc for kicks." Blackfire said as she started flying into the city to get away.
"She is escaping!" Starfire said.
"We gotta stop her before she hurts someone..."Danny said and his date nodded as they flew after the fugitive.
They flew into the city to try and find the wicked alien girl but didn't see her.
"Wherever has she gone?" Starfire asks.
"You look North from here. I'll look South. One of us is bound to find her..." Danny said.
"Very well." Starfire said as she nodded, the two parting
Unknown to Danny, the fugitive was a lot closer than he thought and had her eyes on him.
"Hmm...cute...has power...and my pesky sister seems to like him...which will make this even more fun for me…" Blackfire said as she decided to go greet this Danny Phantom in her way.
With Danny
Danny had been looking for Blackfire, but didn't see her yet as he's flown for 2 minutes.
"Okay, she's a taller version of her sister, she shouldn't exactly blend into a crowd..."Danny said.
"Looking for me, Handsome?" A flirty voice asked
Danny turned around and saw the villain in question.
"Found her..." Danny said as he fired a shot into the air to get Starfire's attention.
"I see you're just as taken with her as their colorful leader..." She quipped.
"I guess he and I have good taste in women..." Danny said, hands and eyes glowing in a threat.
Blackfire just smirked as she gave him a quick glance.
"Hmm... scrawny, but not a deal breaker. Not a bad color scheme. And you're not afraid, and I can tell you're strong. I like that. Maybe after I take down my pathetic sister, you and I can have a little fun together..." Blackfire said, making a pass at him.
Danny just frowned, not impressed or flattered at all.
"No thanks..." Danny said as he fired a blast at her.
Blackfire avoided it as her eyes glowed purple.
"Your loss!" She said as she fired a starbolt at him.
Danny moved to his right to avoid the shot, but Blackfire flew in and kneed him in the face, sending him into the ground, making a small crater in the concrete.
Blackfire descended with a nasty smirk on her face. She looked up to see something purple coming towards them and flew around the corner to hide.
"Danny!" Starfire was heard calling out as she flew in as fast as she could.
"There she is!" Blackfire said as she fired an energy bolt at her sister's back, hitting her.
Starfire yelped as she crashed to the ground.
"What?" She asks as she tries to stand, only for a boot to hit her back.
"Oh, you are making this too easy..." Blackfire mocked while her sister glared at her. "I have a little time before the Centauri police come looking for me…"
Danny got on his knees as he saw what Blackfire was about to do.
"Starfire!" He called out as he got on his feet and fired a blast that knocked her off.
Blackfire managed to hover up instead of his the ground, glaring at Danny.
"Well… if you're gonna play like that…" She fired beams out of her eyes that knocked Danny down, causing her to smile. "Now… be a good boy and wait while I take care of my sister…"
Blackfire was about to attack again but something strange happened.
A loud, powerful, ultrasonic scream from someone who stood nearby, Blackfire grunted as the force of the attack sent her crashing into a nearby building painfully, disorienting her as well as her head wobbling.
Starfire was confused and turned around to see a pink haired girl. One that Danny recognized.
"Lunar…?" Danny asked under his breath
"I thank you for your help, but who are you?" Starfire asked, unintentionally annoying her..
"Seriously? You don't recognize me either? I am Lunar, the top idol in Japan..."Lunar said, irritated while Starfire seemed confused.
"I am...most sorry...I have not been to Japan and listened to music from my world, but I am most grateful for your aid…" Starfire said as Lunar pouted in annoyance.
"Of course..." The mermaid said before turning her head to see Danny, making her act more demure. "Uh… hi."
"Hi… Lunar." Danny said with an eyebrow raised.
Before they knew it, Blackfire loudly shouted as she got off the building.
"I'm going to break every bone in your bodies!" She snarled, her eyes flaring up like fire.
Danny and Starfire both nodded as they took off into the air. Lunar stepped back, hesitant to get further involved.
"Time to get rid of this third wheel!" Danny said.
"I agree..." Starfire said.
Blackfire fired her eye beams, but Danny raised a shield to block the attack. Starfire flew around and fired her starbolts that hit Blackfire in the stomach. She was about to attack, but Danny flew in and kicked her in the face.
Angered, Blackfire threw her fist, only for Danny to turn intangible to not be hit in time. Once Blackfire's fist finished swinging, Starfire flew in and struck her sister in the face with her elbow.
Blackfire was sent backward, her body spinning uncontrollably before she finished and shook her head.
"You two are going to-"
She didn't finish her sentence as a gloved fist hit her in the chin, launching her higher up.
"SHORYUKEN!" Danny called out with a grin. "I so gotta thank Sakura and meet Ken Masters and this Ryu…"
Blackfire snarled at this as she started firing starbolts wildly at the two. Danny raised a ghost shield once more as he flew at his target, Starfire behind him. Once they were close, Danny looked at Starfire and nodded as he offered his hand. Starfire nodded and took his hand.
Danny lowered the shield in time, swinging Starfire so that she kicked Blackfire in the face. Blackfire only had a moment before Starfire swung Danny, who hit Blackfire in the face with his fist.
Blackfire snarled once more as she tried to tackle them, but Danny turned himself and Starfire intangible in time, causing her to go past them. She was baffled at first before they grabbed her hair after regaining tangibility, pulling it and throwing her back up and allowing them to punch her in the face once more. Danny's right and Starfire's left, launching her higher up.
Blackfire panted hard, her face bruised and her shoulders bobbing.
"I… am… not finished yet!" She shouted, her voice hoarse. That's when a tentacle wrapped around her. "NOOO!"
Danny and Starfire noticed a spaceship they were too busy fighting to see earlier, a red alien appearing at the bay door. Danny looked ready to do something before Starfire held her arm out.
"We are not in danger…" She said before glaring at her sister. "She is…"
"Blackfire of Tamaran… you are under arrest." The Centauri officer said as Backfire was too weakened to fight back.
"No! Not again!" She shouted as she was taken inside the ship, which soon took off with her as a prisoner once more.
Once the ship left orbit, Starfire let out a breath of relief.
"She is gone… off to jail for her crimes." Starfire said before she floated down towards Luna, a big smile on her face. "Miss Lunar, I thank you very much. If not for you, my sister would have done much worse..."Starfire said in a grateful tone.
Despite being annoyed with the alien girl for not knowing who she is, and somewhat jealous she was out on a date with Danny and was clearly liked by him, the pop idol who was also a mermaid begrudgingly nodded.
"Don't be too thankful, I was doing it for someone else...'She said, before turning away from her.
"Who?" Starfire asks.
Lunar then looked at Danny. There was a silence for a moment, before she spoke up again.
"We're even now..."Lunar said in an emotionless voice before she left, saying nothing else at all.
Danny blinked as he watched her go.
"I guess she's not so bad after all…" Danny considered.
"Danny, exactly who was that girl? And how did she do that shouting?" Starfire asked.
Danny wanted to answer but he wasn't exactly sure given the insane circumstances of how he met Lunar and how their blind date ended.
"I'm a mermaid! We can do that!" Lunar called out to her, much to Danny's surprise. "She's not human so it's okay for her to know!" She went before leaving.
"A mermaid?" Starfire asks before looking at Danny. "You know of a mermaid?"
Although somewhat upset with Lunar clearly having followed him, which he deduced by her showing up so suddenly, he appreciated that she helped them and nodded.
"Yeah… and I appreciate it if you don't mention her secret to anyone… just like I appreciate her help…" Danny answered sincerely.
The two left to continue their blind date.
Unknown to Danny, Lunar was still close by and heard what he said to Starfire about her.
It made the mermaid with a huge need for attention smile slightly.
"I can live with that..." She said with some relief before she left.
"You can skip to the end… everything else plays the same with the kitten and ice cream." NeoMark said.
"Got it!" Deadpool went.
It was soon late and Danny knew he had to go before he missed his curfew.
"I have fun with you, Starfire..." Danny said to the cute alien girl.
'As did I, with you Danny... I do believe we had a good date-blind, did we not?..."Starfire asked before Danny nodded.
"Yeah, I had a great time..." Danny said, now finding her speech pattern to be cute.
Starfire giggled and smiled before she pulled Danny in for a hug which was a lot tighter due to her being very very strong. Once she was done, Danny managed to regain his ability to breathe, while Starfire kept smiling so sweetly.
"Today was a great day that I had had..." Starfire said to the boy, who smiled, despite himself.
"I'm glad that you had a good time..."Danny said to the alien girl.
"Danny, just to let you know, if you ever need to request assistance, you could come search to Jump City and search for the Teen Titans...I am sure my friends would love to meet you..."Starfire said to the boy.
"I'll keep that in mind..." Danny said to the cute alien girl.
Starfire then took to the skies, looked back at him, waved and then went back home, Danny wave back at her and smiled to himself.
Before he could go, though, he felt a pair of lips touch his cheek. Turning his head, he saw it was Starfire, who smiled adorably.
"I could not resist the temptation…" She went with a blush before once again taking off.
As she flew away, Danny watched her go with a blush of his own.
"Starfire, you really are something else..." Danny whispered to himself before he decided to leave for home .
His final blind date was over.
"FINALLY!" NeoMark said in relief.
"Well… that was an interesting take. Adding Blackfire and the Hive Five for the same date was unexpected. Still… I'm not complaining." FP11 said.
"Yeah, we- wait! When did you get here?!" NeoMark said.
"I showed up a little bit ago." FP11 said. "I got a little curious and watched while you two were busy. Personally, while I get why you wanted to use some actual Teen Titans villains here, I'd have used at least one DP villain, if you wanted to have someone be, using your video game terms here, the final boss of this version of the Many Dates, but that's just me."
"Ah… well… looks like we got… one more chapter to go before we have to decide who is his pick." NeoMark said. "You ready?"
"Ready!" FP11 said with a smile.
"As ready as DC was at rebooting their movies around that time!" Deadpool said as all three high-fived.
With thanks to Flower Princess11, we're finally done with the 30 dates.
Menatron the Angel of Ideas: I've made it clear before characters who cannot travel worlds at will like Star Butterfly can cannot show up. Sorry, no Fairy Tail.
RonaldM40196867: Maybe. Dunno. None. Not my thing. Not sure. Unsure.
61394: Thanks for helping last chapter.
Jebest4781: Here's the real end.
danifan3000: Last one.
The Disquieting One: You did miss something. I never said it needed something going on around that time, just that they needed to have plenty of screen time and her manga and anime appearances counted.
cybirddude: 1. Dunno. 2. Dunno. 3. Dunno. 4. None. 5. Not familiar enough. 6. Mami Tomoe, she kind of counts. 7. None. 8. Lina.
Invader Johnny: Fortunately, he can handle mobsters.
Leonardo: Indeed, Blackfire arrives.
guardian1989: I'll check out your stuff.
julimart: Not familiar with her.
NiteOwl18: Saving Starfire might have counted.
IrishKatana: Sorry about that.
djinn: How's this?
kaminajr: 1. Dunno. 2. Dunno. 3. Eijiro Kirishima. 4. Dunno. 5. Kyosuke Kagami 6. Unsure. 7. Unsure. 8. Nightcrawler.
JDF Legacier Morphicon: 1) Dash. 2) Hero. 4) Dunno. 4) Dunno. 5) Frostbite.
Guest: 1) Mala cita 2) Oh, no, esta parte es el final. 3) Ella ES yakuza. 4) Mírala. 5) En realidad, es la más amable de los Yakuza. 6) Sálvala. 7) Estoy un poco ocupado como para aceptar sugerencias.
AtomicPixel: Vlad's dates are FP's thing. Also, I do those stories more because I WANT to.
iamshinydragonmist: I'll finish those soon as I can.
JJJ: Maybe someone else can make that story...
