cpWTEER 25,

autor note: hello guy, i sorry i didnt upload in the last week but this is an important capetr because there are going to introduce new characrets and are ery important becasue kiraspplort ant that, whit no more to say, lets go to this cjaper

-SNAPELLI AND AUNT petunia-

in the 4 provet drive were peyunia and uncle dursley, they were sexing because they eant another kid.

"oh petuiia" said bernu "you make me so happy, your little peutunia fill my little mens petunia"

"oh bernono" said petunia" you didnt satisfaismy as i do with yo, you are fat and look like a seal or a walrus"

then petunia push bernon and the sexing saldly stop

"yep, you are not enought man... avadakedabra" and then bernon died, but then phantom bernon born

"petunia i love you and i forgive you because ai love you becasue petunia" said the phantom bernon

"yeah, but i dont love you and i want to divorece" then they went to one of those places where peolpe get divorce , i dont know the name sorry, meaby my grandfather could toldme

" i am the death, why are you here?" ask the death

"i want a divorce to that phantom, is not a man and hi have no stand" siad an angry petunia.

then petunia summon his stand called... "every rose has its thorn"

yeah, and i am the death so i can separate you, thats what said in the chrurch

then the death divorce them... but bernon said "oh petunia, im pregnant... from your stand" siad bernons " so i could died again for you and im going to follow you until the death again and again"

"yeah, but now im with she" said a cold voide, it was teacher snake, and hi was in conpanion of cesar zepellli.

"i discoverd that im a zepelly so my name so my name is znakepelli, and i coulnt marry with harrys mom so im going to marry with his sister who is also his aunt" said sanpelli. "let me show you the the wonders of mu ham, and i also have a stan called party poison"

"oh sanpelli" said petunia " i always love secretly, thats because i hate my sister because i want you buy you want her ind i hate her because of this love triangle, and then star sexing" said petunia and star sexing and petunia get pregnant

" now we need go to morioh, harry is searching kira and is in danger" oh no said petunias aunt

" he is my nephew and i need t o protect them, also hi is going to have three children also my baby is going to born soooooon"

but then, appeard melo111, but didnt care because bernon killhim from behind with a phantom rock and then said " pwtuniaaa, i also love snape"

get away from my, i didnt like the guys" said snake then bernon run away crying and scream " im goign to send our child in mail, or meabe i could left him with harry, because i didnt want this problem to me".

the appear dud ly, but snape said " get away you piggi, you are that fat that you could kill an worl if you fell in to a planet, go to africa so you colud to be thinner# so dudley run away screming and crying to a plane to north africa.

that was so coool, im sorry because i didnt writte about harry bt im planning ghe final battle, so this is going to be awezome, some is going to still alive? i dont know, lets discover that in my next cha... bye.

dont forget to read my wattpad with the rest of the story, im lazy.