Maddie stared at the ceiling of the shack intently with a frown in her usual clothes. She was sitting on a spinning chair with only one thing on her mind, stopping the apocalypse her father was planning to start. "He's looking at it! He's looking at it!" The tomboy heard Mabel mutter as she stared at a boy holding a note. A dry chuckle escaped her throat upon hearing the familiar dialogue. "I rigged it." She heard Mabel continue.

"Mabel, I know you're going through your whole boy crazy phase," Dipper commented as he cleaned a jar of fake eyeballs. "but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the crazy part."

"Let her be, Dips." Maddie chirped cheerfully as she spun in her spinny chair. "Life's meant to be lived. Experience it."

"You say that, but I'm know you're getting someone to do your work for you." Replied Dipper with a frown, causing Maddie to blink in confusion. "I have been watching you all morning so I KNOW you didn't have enough time to make the sascrotch that clean!" Maddie laughed nervously, realizing she had severely underestimated the boy's observation skills. Luckily, as she made a mental note to stop using her demi god powers to do her chores, Mabel was there for the rescue.

"Maddie's right!" Declared Mabel puffing her chest, changing the subject much to the tomboy's relief. "It's our first summer away from home and my big chance to have an epic summer romance!" She added excitedly. Maddie smiled as Dipper replied before zoning out, knowing Stan was about to enter the room with a bunch of signs. Her mind focused back on her apocalyptic conundrum as she stared at the ceiling.

Time passed as she continued to think with occasional head shakes. After what seemed like minutes, she muttered."Ugh, how do you beat someone who knows the future?"

"That's a tough question." A familiar voice said, snapping her out of her thoughts with a scream. She turned to its source and saw Soos, the handyman fixing a lightbulb beside her. "Sorry, dood, couldn't help but hear you thinking so hard."

"It's cool, Soos. I just can't get a hang of this puzzle." She replied with a sigh as she sunk deeper into her chair. "How do you beat someone that has seen the future?" Soos hummed in acknowledgement and placed his hand on his chin on deep thought.

"Sounds like an anime problem." He said in a serious tone, causing Maddie to snicker. "Have you tried changing the future?" The tomboy suddenly froze with widened eyes. Why hadn't she thought of that?

"Soos, I'm so gonna invade your mind to pirate anime later." She declared in a serious tone before she got off her spinning chair and started running. "You're the best!" She said before rushing off to the creepy part of the forest.

It was time to act like a true Cipher and start causing some chaos.

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Meanwhile, Dipper was staring at an old book with a golden six fingered hand symbol on the cover that held the number 3 in its palm. He opened the book to find strange details of odd creatures and monsters. A Journal of a missing researcher. "In gravity falls, there's no one you can trust." Dipper read the big red words carefully before closing the book with a serious expression. "No one you can trust."

"HALLO!" "WE'LL EAT YOUR FIRSTBORN!"

Dipper screamed in fear, his heart almost bursting out of his chest before turning around to find Mabel and Maddie smiling at him. "What the heck, Maddie?!" The tomboy only giggled in response.

"Watcha reading? Some nerd thing?" Mabel asked excitedly, causing Dipper to panic and Maddie's grin to widen mischievously.

"Uh, uh, it's nothing." He said nervously as he hid the book. Mabel mimicked him mockingly before speaking.

"Are you seriously not gonna show us?" She asked cheerfully, prompting a serious expression from Dipper and an ominous grin from Maddie.

As Gompers the goat started chewing on the journal, Dipper had only one thing to say. "Let's go somewhere private."

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Maddie didn't really care to judge Dipper's definition of somewhere private. No place was private with her dad around, after all. But back to the main point, waiting for her moment.

She waited through Dipper and Mabel's dialogue with a giant grin on her face. Her mind was full of ideas on how to disrupt the timeline. How flashy should she make it? How theatrical should she act? Should she cause the drama openly or act ignorant as can be as the show starts "naturally"? The ideas all made her grin all the more terrifying.

"Woah! What's got you so smiley today?" Asked Mabel cheerfully, eyeing her grinning friend before she pulled her to closer to her face. "Tell me your secret." She whispered into the tomboy's ears to which the tomboy giggled. Dipper still heard everything.

"Yeah. You look like you're about to kill someone." He added raising a brow as he held the book tightly.

The tomboy hummed and placed a hand on her chin. "That's might be good idea." She muttered absentmindedly, earning curious looks from the twins before the doorbell rang. Maddie could barely contain herself as Mabel spilled the beans (as well as an empty can of beans) about her new boyfriend. Mabel quickly left to grab her boyfriend and Maddie couldn't wait.

She created a lighter and a few flammable balls in her pockets and waited until Mabel arrived with her new boyfriend, Norman or better known as Jeff and his gnome friends. "Hey, family! Say hello to my new boyfriend!" She declared cheerfully as she stood next to what seemed to be a teenager in a black hoodie.

"Sup." "Hey..." "How's it hanging?" Were all thrown around before Mabel continued.

"We met at the cemetery. He's really deep." She said feeling her new boyfriend's...arm. "Oh. Little muscle there. That's...what a surprise." Maddie could barely contain herself as Dipper spoke.

"So. What's your name?" Asked Dipper raising a brow. Maddie hands were twitching uncontrollably. Almost there, she thought.

"Normal...MAN!" Said the boyfriend in an unnatural tone. Maddie's breathing grew heavier with each second. ALMOST THERE!

"He means Norman." Mabel interjected with a smile. NOW! Maddie's mind screamed as she pulled out the balls and the lighter.

"Hey, Norman! Look what I can do!" She exclaimed cheerfully before lighting the balls on fire and juggling them around effortlessly. Everyone looked at her in a mixture of awe and confusion, Mabel even started clapping, something she revelled in before she "accidentally" sent one or two of the flaming balls towards Norman. The effect was immediate as Norman's black hoodie caught fire. Everyone screamed before Norman threw his burning hoodie off his body to reveal five screaming gnomes.

Maddie quickly "pulled" A small water bottle out of her pocket and splashed the hoodie, putting out the fire and leaving Dipper and Mabel staring at the gnomes with dropped jaws as Stan quietly left as if he saw nothing. "What THE-" exclaimed Dipper in shock as Mabel eyed the gnomes in horror.

The leader of the gnomes who Maddie knew as Jeff chuckled nervously before speaking. "Uhh, hi. Name's Jeff and I swear there's a perfectly reasonable explanation to all of this."

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Later, in the kitchen where the gnomes were trapped inside an upside down mesh basket sat on by Soos. "That's not a reasonable explanation at all!" Exclaimed Mabel angrily before she went to the corner and sat there with a grumpy expression. Maddie grimaced at Mabel's reaction. She was far more...grumpy about this than in the show. Dipper, one the other hand was a lot more excited to see his journal was correct without the life threatening situation.

"What's wrong with being a gnome queen?" Asked Jeff crossing his arms. "You get all the gold in the world and every gnome is at your word."

"Huh, having all of gnome kind as servants sounds nice. Consider me tempted." Maddie blurted loudly enough for everyone to hear. Once she realised her mistake, as Mabel glared at her, she chuckled nervously.

"Sorry, most of us are not into guys." Replied Jeff in a serious tone and the other gnomes nodded.

"I'm a girl." Countered Maddie with a smile, proud to have confused another. Jeff's ears perked up before he smiled.

"Wanna become our que-" he said with a sleezy smile before he suddenly stopped. He quickly started sweating bulletsnand narrowed his eyes. "Why do I suddenly feel like I'm danger?"

Dipper and the tomboy blinked in confusion. Maddie looked around before glanced at the window to see her father's giant red angry eye outside glaring at Jeff with the hatred of a thousand category-ten ghosts. "I WILL GORE HIS GUTS OUT AND USE HIS LIFELESS BODY AS A CHANDELIER!" The tomboy grimaced at her father's declaration, avoided eye contact before turning to Mabel.

"You okay, Mabes?" Maddie asked, carefully approaching the grumpy sweater wearing girl.

"I'll be okay when I don't have to see them again!" Mabel snapped grumpily before she stomped her way to her twin. "Dipper, are you done?"

"Are you kidding?." Said Dipper as he eyed the gnome page in his journal with a smile. "This is important! This proves everything in this journal is real! Who knows what we can figure out from these guys?"

"I don't care, Dipper!" Exclaimed Mabel as she frowned at Dipper angrily. "I just want them out!" Maddie sweatdropped, believing her actions may have had unintended consequences.

Dipper didn't even turn around as he continued focusing on the journal. "No way, Mabel." He said focusing on the journal, earning a grunt from his sister. Understanding she wouldn't be able to get through to her brother, Mabel quickly stomped away grumpily.

Maddie could only scream in her mind in a panic. 'WHAT HAVE I DONE?!'

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Mabel wrapped herself in a cocoon of her own sweater as she sat in the corner of the attic of the mystery Shack. She was so angry. Angry at the gnomes for trying to date make her their gnome queen, angry at Maddie for entertaining the idea of being a gnome queen and angry at Dipper for wanting to keep the gnomes. Interrupting said anger was a knock on the attic door.

"Go away." Said Mabel dejectedly. "Mabel's in sweater town." The door unceremoniously opened to reveal Maddie. The tomboy cleared her throat and spoke.

"May I visit sweater town?" She asked with a soft smile as she sat next to Mabel. "I'm planning a business venture. Sweater pants. It's an open market." Mabel snickered a little from under her sweater cocoon, causing Maddie to smile. "Just imagine the possibilities. Going to your sweater job in a sweater suit and a sweater tie. Our motto will be "it can't get sweater than this". Seriously, you're gonna burn alive in those." Another snicker came from Mabel before she finally got out of her cocoon. "Good to see you out of your shell before I ran out of content." Mabel smiled before she sighed dejectedly. "I know you're still angry about the whole gnome queen thing and I'm sorry I joked about it. Also, don't be too hard on Dipper. I'm sure he'll be sorry too once he's done."

Mabel smiled before a pondering expression appeared on her face. Before Maddie could ask what she had on her mind, Mabel spoke. "You burnt Norman on purpose, didn't you?" She asked causing the tomboy to start sweating.

"N-no!" Exclaimed Maddie with a nervous chuckle as her eyes darted around the room, avoiding eye contact. "I just wanted to show everyone my new trick. That's all. Juggling takes a lot of practice." Mabel placed her hand on Maddie's shoulder with a bright smile.

"I'm sorry, Maddie. You can't trick me anymore." She said, proudly puffing her chest causing horror to well up in the tomboy's eyes before a familiar scream echoed around them. The two girls immediately rushed to the window and saw Dipper standing face to face with a giant horrifying monster made of gnomes with Jeff on top and Soos in their hands.

"Oh no. They must've escaped somehow." Muttered Maddie in shock before Jeff spoke.

"Give it up, kid. Mabel's gonna marry us and you can't do anything about it." Said Jeff firmly as his gnome abomination took a step forwards before he heard Mabel speak.

"WAIT!" She said. "I'll do it!" Dipper's eyes widened in shock as his eyes fell on his sister.

"Mabel! No!" He exclaimed worriedly before Mabel gave him a firm look that said to trust her. Jeff smiled as he extended the abomination's hand towards the window. Mabel climbed out of the window and onto the hand with a smile before Jeff left his position and approached her. Before he could say anything, however, Mabel pounced onto him and punched him in the face.

"THAT'S FOR BREAKING MY HEART!" She yelled furiously as the abomination tumbled, causing both Mabel, Jeff and Soos to fall to the ground with minimal harm. Dipper looked around him for anything that would let him be of help and found a leaf blower.

Maddie smiled upon seeing the boy follow a familiar route before she focused back on the gnomes. She had to help too. She quickly created all kinds of objects and started throwing like crazy. Dazed and without their leader, they had no way of blocking Maddie's attacks and soon enough Dipper and Mabel took them out with Jeff's body and the leaf blower.

Maddie sighed in relief. She could even see the twins making up with their signature awkward siblings hug. The day was a success. "You know you haven't changed the result, right?" She heard a familiar voice from behind her. She turned around and found her father swinging around his cane. "The episode still ended the same way it did before. C'mon, why not just join me and we can get Weirdmageddon started faster?"

Maddie chuckled. "This is just the beginning, dad." She said proudly. "The chaos never stops! Canon is dead and the plot has no meaning! The show is upside down and I'm its director! Welcome, dad, to Yourmaggedon!"

Bill blinked with a pause. "You stole my quote!" He yelled grumpily in realisation.

"No copyright laws exist in the nightmare realm. I did nothing wrong." Replied Maddie proudly, causing her father to sigh.

"I'd be so angry if I wasn't so proud of you right now."

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Skedaddles skadoodles, the end is always-

Toodles.