Sun and Star: Save The Universe

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'It's almost perfect,' Naruto thought as he almost finished making the meal to perfection. He could tell he wasn't the only one bouncing from excitement as he could hear Starfire shuffling and movement from the couch in the other room.

"And now, I present you with the Naruto Special, double dose ramen." It was a ramen dished pack with not only pork and chicken, but a selection of vegetables that was freshly made but carefully curated on salt dosage as to keep the flavoring, but not as much as usual that kept to a long-term diet that would lead to high blood pressure or obesity. As a result, he often kept his own specialized seasoning he made to flavor his afterwards since his unique body composition allowed him to consume far more large dosages of such food without the health risks.

"This looks awesome!" Star sang out loudly as she clapped her hands together with a grin before she took some chopsticks and sampled a bit of noodles and some pork.

How well she was able to use the wooden tools proved the lessons from his morning paid off.

"How is it?" The blonde boy asked her.

"Oooh, so tasty and chewy!" She moaned blissfully, "I never had such flavorful food for dinner before. I only got to eat food with interesting tastes when I was outside the castle!"

It made sense. Being in a different dimension meant the food would be different as well.

A knock from the door drew his attention. "I'll answer that, you just enjoy the food." He said as he went to the front door. Imagine his surprise when on the other side was a giant floating horse's head. A giant flying horse head with blue fur, unique horn with long grooves that reached out half a foot with strawberry pink wild mane. The floating horse head also had a pink heart tattoo on its neck, star pupils and give off sparkles and glitters under its neck.

Out of all the things he expected to see, this was strange enough to stun him into silence.

Star who had wolfed down the food in record time strolled behind Naruto as she was curious about who it was.

"Flying Princess Pony Head!" She squealed in delight as her eyes lit up.

"Oh, hello, B-Fly!" Pony Head sway sideways before the bubbly teenager grabs the floating head in hug, spinning around with giggles. "Girl, we're going out tonight!" She said as soon as they broke apart, "Are you ready to make some baaaaad choices?" she added with a sultry undertone.

"I would Pony, but I can't just abandon Naruto." She insisted as she shot a look at her fellow blond.

Pony gaze shifted to Naruto, "I see what you were up to. Moved on from Tom that quick huh? Quite the little cutie."

"Two things, one, you know full and well we do not talk about he who is not to be named and two…I really don't think he's your type." The blond uttered, her cheeks dusting with an embarrassed dark red. Considering how things went down with her Ex, Star was apprehensive about getting into another relationship so quickly, but she would be lying to herself if she said Naruto's friendliness not to mention strength didn't appeal to her. It felt nice to meet a guy who treated her as an equal and respected her. It was none of the protocol this or any of the other headaches that she had to dealt with back on mewni.

"You lucky you my bff girl or I'd see if he'd enjoyed a good pony ride. Though what I can pick up from him I'm sure he wouldn't mind getting close to you."

Star couldn't help but let out a flustered nervous giggle at the thought.

Naruto let out a cough to draw attention. "Excuse me for being rude, my name is Naruto and clearly you're here for Star." He wasn't quite sure how to greet her. Normally one would raise their hand or bow, but considering she had no limbs and wasn't sure how gestures would be perceived he would be a bit stuck.

"Naruto this is Princess Pony head, I knew her since I was a child from Mewni. Pony Head meet Naruto Uzumaki, he's opened my home to me and is essentially already my bestie."

"Bestie?" Pony Head narrowed her eyes and Star blinked a few times before she realized something. She inwardly chastised herself because she knew how Pony Head could get sometimes.

"Oh, no-no-no!" The Mewni princess waved her hands with shaking head, "On Earth! You're my best friend on Mewni. Naruto, this is the pony I've been telling you about." She quickly ushered him and pleading that he would play along.

"Oh right, sorry, even despite being told about you, I was still caught off guard." He would definitely remember being told about a magical flying horse head but decided to play along.

The floating princess turns to Naruto, "Soooo, how do you feel about princesses and pony rides!"

Star quickly inserted herself and hastily added, "You say something about going out?"

Pony wasn't always the most thoughtful or focused individual. One often had to use a little finesse to keep her focused "Oh, yeah!" Pony makes a snap motion, "Girl, let's paaaaartaaaay!"

"Yeah, Naruto!" Star hopped excitingly in front of them with balled-up fists, "Let's paaaartaaaay!"

"Are you sure?" he threw a glance at the floating head. She had a bit of intensity around her, and he wasn't sure if this was a good idea.

The Mewni princess proceeded to plead with puppy eyes and a pout, "I…Ugh." He couldn't say no to that face. "Well, if your friend is okay with it."

"Sure, I have no problem." Flashing a face wide smile.

"My besties are gonna be besties!" Star pulls them in a massive hug with an exciting squeal.

"Sweet!" Pony zooms up with a wide smirk, "Let's go!" Her cheeks puff up before her tongue stick out to reveal a pair of scissors with gem.

The blonde princess gasp in complete awe, "Dimensional scissors?! Aah! Jealous!" The pony head winked at her then stabbed the scissor in air, cutting down to create a portal.

Star grabbed the boy's wrist. "Come on, let's go!" She dragged him through the portal. Neither had seen the floating head looked around with suspicion before flying inside.

Not long after, three masked figures emerge from another portal and they began scanning their surrounding as the shortest figure kneel down to sample a remaining glitters. Glitter." The masked man said with raspy voice, "She was here." Both girls were laughing as they fall from the sky onto a cloud sofa and Naruto landed feet first and left hand against the ground bracing and dispersing the impact upon contact.

They were in a whole new location surrounded by a series of strange creatures. There were various humanoid bipedal beings with different skin pigmentations of mostly ashen blue or pink. From what he could see various of them had horns and others had various animal limbs. "Where are we?"

"The Bounce Lounge." Star replied with a hop, "My favorite place to chill. Just stay away from the edge."

As he observed more of the area, he realized that it was a club that was literally stationed in a cloud high above the sky. He winched upon looking over the edge he realized there was a field of spikes below and he caught sight of a skeleton there.

"Guys!" Star suddenly pulled her besties toward a booth, "Photo booth, photo booth! Come on!" She shoved them inside and inserted a gold star coin. "Poses time!" The group quickly take their poses as the camera flash goes off several time and after the fifth photo, she takes the strips from the booth with wide grin. "Whoo! Now, just you two! A souvenir from the night my besties became besties. Yay!"

He didn't know what it was, but the air around Star's magical bestie was a bit awkward. He eventually found himself dancing with Star on the floor.

"I'm so glad you came! Once you get to know Pony you're going to love her trust me."

Naruto glanced over and began to have his doubts. The pony princess buck-riding the elf teenager's back like horse wildly. "Oh, yes!" Pony hollered, "Oh, you like that! You know you do! You love it!"

"Uum that guy looks like he needs help." Expressed with a small hint of concern comking from him.

"Yeah…" Star coughed, "She can be a bit…aggressive." She looked over her shoulder to bucking flying head, "Pony Head! Let's go to the Amethyst Arcade. Naruto will have more fun there."

"No!" Pony hollered, "Way! Girl! I'm! Getting! My! Dance! On!" As soon as she said it, she noticed three masked men jump out from a portal in distance. "…Yes, you are right, Star!" Pony quickly joins the duo then pushed them through another portal. "They will like the arcade better. Let's go!"

"She's definitely warming up to you, she's never that considerate that quickly."

Brought to their next destination the group was then standing in the middle of a cavernous crystalline place, surrounded by maze-like of video game booths. "Impressive, so each of these is a game huh?"

"Yes, I knew you would like it here." Pony Head snorted with a eyeroll, "This place is full of squares." She dismissively remarked as the area was filled with a multiple of various square and rectangle rock like creatures collectively known as Squares. They couldn't help but groan as beings often verbally abused and made fun of them for being too boring or soft.

A good half hour had passed as the trio passed some time gaming. Pony grew bored and tired of the blond drawing away Star's attention.

"Hey, Star, I'm bored I know this other club, so let's bounce." She spit her scissors out."Sounds cool." Star shoot her finger at her with a wide grin, "Let's go get Naruto.

"Oh, no-no-no-no-no." The floating head shook her head as she tried to come up with something, "He went on ahead. Um, yes, he wanted to save us a good spot in the mosh pit. Yes, that is the course of events."

The blonde princess laughed with a wave, "He's always so considerate."

Some time had passed and Star began to notice that despite how much she searched around she couldn't find Naruto in the latest partying dimension they came too. "Where is he Pony? I don't see Naruto." She was starting to grow suspicious.

"Well, funny thing," Ponyhead tried to justify the possibility that Naruto could be a fame chaser but Star was having none of it. After much pestering the flying ponyhead finally relented and admitted she left Naruto behind in the previous dimension.

"How could you do that to my best friend?!" She exclaimed in outrage. She knew Pony could be a little self-focused, but this was not so cool.

"Best friend?!" Pony gasped, "Last time I checked, the best friend was me!" The flying equine snapped as she let her jealousy overtake her.

"I can have two best friends." Star held two fingers up, "Unless one of them is a friend-ditching liar! Pony, this is way beyond anything you done. A friend wouldn't huer another friend like this if they wanted to stay friends!" This was the maddest she had ever been and didn't know what to think.

"So, the Earthling really means that much to you?" Ponyhead had to admit she had done a lot of aggravating shit, but Star always forgave her in the end. This time she seemed to be really mad.

"I don't have many true friends Pony. You know that." Star quietly added.

The floating head turn around with a sigh, "Okay." Pony knew she had crossed a line. Unlike Star who was far more innocent, Pony was a bit more universe weary, especially when it came to her emotions and mental state and she could see that even if Star didn't realize it, she was on the path to changing as a person and that person might not have room in their heart for her anymore if she was going to keep being selfish. "Lets go get your boy!"

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One moment the blond was gaming the next he found himself being jumped. He had found himself teleported to a whole new dimension and it took him a few moments to cover before he began facing down his attackers.

The attackers consisted of three guards that all wore masks with red glowing eyes, though one has a more mechanical mask while the other have seemingly stitched masks. The uniforms consisted of white shirts and black gloves.

The guard that was their leader was shorter than the others, having a more mechanical-looking mask, and is the only one whose mask appears to be a mouth. He also wore a dark blue tie, and his buttons are located at the lower left half of his uniform.

One guard has a brownish uniform and his mask is blackish, with four spikes pointing upward. He has a single button on the left side of his uniform, and a black sash around his chest and the other guard has a grey uniform, with his mask having what appears to be two animal-like ears. He has three buttons on the left side of his uniform.

Unfortunately each seemed to have a distinctive fighting style he had to keep track of while fighting.

He dodged the chakrams thrown at him from the grey guard while dodge the bo staff user whose weapon glowed with some indigo like energy.

They proved to be remarkably fast as well as coordinated as they focused on blocking off his avenues of escape as he had to back pedal and dash out of the way when their leader tried to total him with his fists.

The biggest issue was not their strength or their teamwork, but the fast his stamina was declining rapidly. Something was wrong and he didn't know what it was.

Was the weapons? Was it poison or some sort of magic?

The combatants were so busy they didn't notice a portal open up in the background and the two princess pop out.

"There he is…" Star spotted Naruto before she gasp at his situation then pull her wand out, "Crystal Dagger…"

"Wait, B-Fly!" Pony Head halt her friend's action, "It's too dangerous, girl…Hold your hand out." Star stretch her hand out and the head spit her scissor out onto the hand.

"Your dimensional scissors?" The blonde princess looked up to her fellow princess.

"I won't need 'em where I'm going." Pony replied.

"But, Pony Head…" Star said but the floating head fly away. Pony neigh loudly to catch the masked men's attention and flee as soon as the masked group give a chase.

"You're alright!" Naruto was caught off guard by the sudden hug.

"Star? What on earth is going on?"

"I'm so sorry. I promise I'll explain everything, but I can't abandon Ponyhead." The sense of urgency and pleading in her eyes was more than enough to convince the other blond the call to action.

"Alright, let's go save the floating anomaly!" He stated as they jumped into the fray.

"Back off, creeps!" Star jumped in between the masked group and Pony Head with Naruto, holding her wand out to the baddies.

"Time, I get that get back for these bastards jumping me!" Naruto crackled his fists and Pony Head get up with a smile, getting ready to fight the masked men…Until a voice with deep baritone echoed throughout the area.

"Time to give it up, cupcake." A giant floating unicorn head with crown and blue mane appear in front of them,"Is that…" Star blinked as Pony Head gulped with widened eyes, "King Pony Head?"

"This is not a good thing is it?" Naruto asked Pony Head, staring at giant whinnying head.

"That's her dad." The Mewni princess answered instead.

"Hello, daddy." Pony Head looked down guiltily.

"Hello, princess." King Pony said stoically.

"What is he doing here?" Star whispered to her floating best friend.

"Oh, B-Fly, it's the end of the line for me." The floating head turned to her with a sad sigh, "But at least I got in one last night of fun with you, girl."

"One last night?" The blonde princess asked worriedly, "Before what?"

"Before this!" Pony Head sobbed, "I'm going to St. O's!"

"Not St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses?!" Star's hands flew up to her cheeks with a horrific gasp.

"Oh, it's true." The floating head wailed, "I did it to myself. I'm headed to the slammer."

"It's reform school, cupcake, not jail." King Pony deadpanned. St. Olgas had a reputation for being a strict reform school that corrected wild behavior and being a secured facility that prevented both break outs and break-ins.

"Oh, Pony Head!" Star clasped her hands with beaming eyes, "You knew you'd get sent to St. Olga's, but you still helped me save Naruto."

"Oh, well, you know…" Pony Head shifted with a smile, "It's hard to say it, but he is your other bestie. Okay, I said it."

"Oooh, come here!" Star hugged her best friend tighter with a squeal, "Hugs!" She pulled Naruto into a group hug.

"All right, princess." A masked man suddenly slap muzzle on Pony Head, "Time to go."

"Bye, Pony!" The princess waved with a sniffle as the masked men drag Pony Head toward a portal, "I'm gonna miss you!"

"Thank for the night, Pony." Naruto called out, patting Star's shoulders in attempt to reassume her. "Hey, you going to be alright?" he called out to catch the said princess' attention, "Aw, thanks, Naruto . But don't worry about me! No jail can hold on to me for long! Take care of Star for me!" She bounce around with a holler as the masked men force her into the portal, "Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"

"Kids…" King Pony floated in with an annoyed sigh, "You have 'em, and then you…Wish they weren't around." The portal closed right away.

"Yay!" Star clapped her hands together, "My besties are besties!" While she was Pony, she knew it wasn't going to be forever and she was happy that Pony finally and truthfully accepted Naruto.

"So, how are we going to get out of this dimension?" He was beginning to feel dizzy.

"I got us cover." She replied as she showed him the scissors that Pony had given her.

"Are those?" He began to ask as Star fervently nodded her head.

"Now we can go anywhere we want." She wiggled her scissors with a wide smirk, "Anywhere in the entire universe."

"That's…lov…" He could hear Star shouting his name as he began to black out.

When he began to regain consciousness, he found he was back on Earth in his bed. He was greeted by a worried Star whom he assured was okay. He felt completely back to normal, and he didn't know why. There were only two possibilities to explain what happened and he really hoped it was the first one because the second one could really cause some problems.