AshFan: So… what did you think?
TaiKetch'em: Huh?
AshFan: What did you think?
TaiKetch'em: About what?
AshFan: … Uh, about the recent chapter of Ash x Hazbin Hotel?
TaiKetch'em: Oh, uh… I thought it was nice.
AshFan: Anything else?
TaiKetch'em: … No?
AshFan: Aight whatever. Listen, this is gonna be your chapter so it's time to… you know.
TaiKetch'em: Oh, finally!
AshFan: Yes, so have fun.
TaiKetch'em: Alrighty, let's jump into this!
(Hotel)
So, the residents of the hotel were all hanging out in the lobby, waiting for the princess and the other two to come down. Angel was on his phone with Fat Nuggets in his lap before he looked up.
"Are they still not up yet?" Angel says. "It's like they've been fucking all night… wait, have they actually been doing that?"
"Hell if I know." Husk says while Oshawott is sleeping on his counter. "Didn't bother to check."
"Well, I'm glad Al could provide the soundproof walls."
"Yes, thank you very much for that, Alastor. I would not have been able to sleep otherwise." Pentious says as his eggs are playing around Snivy.
"Much oblige, my good fellow." Alastor says before he starts petting Charizard. "Gotta give dear Charlie her privacy, right?"
They all nodded before the doors opened and in walked a tall demon who adjusted his suit before looking around. Then he continued walking.
"Hey, welcome to the Hazbin Hote-" Husk started to say before noticing him walking past him. "Hey, bud, you gotta wait at the front desk."
"I'm not gonna be here long." The demon says back as he stops.
"Well, you still gotta wait at the front, dumbass."
"I'm just here visiting someone."
"Again, go to the fucking front! It's not rocket science."
"Yeah, bud, you can't just walk in here. Besides, who're you even visiting?" Angel tells him.
"My sister. What's it to you?" The demon tells him.
"I… what? What are…" Angel started to say before he looked back at the demon and squinted his eyes before realizing what he looked like. "Oh, shit."
"Yes, now if you're excuse me." The demon says before puffing his jacket. "Good day." He then continued walking up the stairs.
"So, are we just gonna let him walk around or…?" Husk asked.
"I'll go keep an eye on him. Snake ass, lightning mouse, come on!" Angel says as he gets up before Pentious and Pikachu follow him.
(The princess' bedroom)
Ash grumbled and groaned as he stirred awake. His body felt… refreshed. It was far different from before. He didn't feel exhausted like he had been expecting considering the training he did yesterday. Maybe he was starting to make some progress with his aura.
"Man, maybe I can wrap up training today quickly." He says before yawning. "Maybe after five more minutes."
He then closed his eyes as he pulled Pikachu close to him, rubbing his face into his fur. However, his eyes widened. Pikachu felt a lot different. His fur felt less fluffy and more smooth and soft. He also seemed to be graying from what the boy could see… and he felt a lot bigger than he expected-Wait, Pikachu couldn't have gotten that big.
He got a little confused before he saw a red bow on top of the silver hair, then his eyes widened. There was no mistaking that bow. He pulled away slightly and looked down, seeing a familiar one-eyed woman resting her face against his chest.
'V-Vaggie!?' He mentally shouted in shock. 'Wha-What the… W-what is she… W-what!?'
His head was suddenly spinning. What was Vaggie doing in his bed? Why was she so close to him? And… why was she naked!? Why was he naked!? He assumed they were naked if the fact that he didn't feel anything covering him aside from the bedsheets or the feeling of her skin touching his wasn't obvious enough.
'Wait… what was I doing last night?'
Looking at the scene, it was not a good look for him. How she was in his world was the last thing on his mind at the moment. How was she gonna react when she woke up, how would she… How would Charlie react?
'Oh no, Charlie.'
Charlie would be devastated if she knew that he had slept with her girlfriend. If she saw them like this… their relationship was bound to be fucked at that point.
His thoughts got interrupted as he felt Vaggie snuggled against him. What was he supposed to do? How was he gonna face her… either of them after this? There was no way out of this, surely.
He then heard a yawn, but surprisingly it wasn't coming from Vaggie. He then finally registered the second weight on him and turned to his side seeing blonde hair.
'Wait… is that…" He moved slightly to get a better view of the face. 'Charlie? What?'
Now he was even more lost. What were Charlie and Vaggie doing in his bed? How did they get there? Why were they there? Why were they all naked and why were they laying against him?... And why did his bed feel bigger than normal? Wait.
Another thought occurs and he starts looking around. They weren't in his room, he was in theirs. Why? How? He couldn't remember. This had to be some kind of weird dream he was having. A messed up one, but a dream, right? This was completely out of place so it couldn't be real, right?
His thoughts were interrupted when he heard a yawn from the silver-haired woman. She looked up at him, blinking for a second.
"Morning, hon." She says while rubbing her eye.
She must've mistaken him for Charlie. However, 'babe' was the name she gave the princess. 'Hon' was the one she called him. That thought was then interrupted when he saw Charlie rise next, then looked at him with a smile.
"Aw, you got up before me. ~" She says in almost a flirty tone.
She was looking straight at him when she said that. He waited for a second, but she didn't try to correct herself or anything. His brain was starting to shortcircuit.
"I… C-Charlie… Vaggie, what are… w-what's going on? Why am I here?" Ash asked in pure confusion.
"What are you talking about?" Vaggie asked before seeing the look on his face. "Wait, you don't remember?"
"Remember what? What are you talking about?"
"Ash, you really don't remember last night? We were stuck in here for a while you were under the effects of the… aphrodisiacs." Charlie tells him.
"T-the what?"
"Right, uh… not easy to explain."
Ash looked back and forth, not getting what they were talking about.
'Okay, what happened yesterday.' He started to think. 'I was training for the majority of the day. Eventually, I went home to eat… then I tried to go to the hotel, but the phone was acting weird… then I suddenly teleported all around the place before…' He blinked for a moment before he slowly started to remember.
When he landed in the box of drugs and got locked inside… to when he was sitting on the couching muttering for the princess… to when he was taken to the hotel… then taken to the girls' room before… before… before… it all slowly started to come back to him. Slowly having bits and pieces of the memories of what he was doing in there.
When he got on top of Charlie… got behind Vaggie… then several other positions… then he looked around the bed, noticing the dark stains amongst the sheets.
"Oh…" He says to himself. "Oh… Ohhhhhhh!" He covered his face as he finally remembered. "Oh shoot, what is wrong with me?"
"So, you know now?" Vaggie asked.
"Yes, I…" Ash says before groaning. "I am so sorry. I didn't…"
"Hon, you're completely fine. You don't have to keep apologizing."
"But I got you caught up in this in the first place. I… I didn't mean to do this to you."
"Ash, you didn't do anything to us. We did this ourselves." Charlie tells him while putting a hand on his cheek. "You really have nothing to worry about."
"What? But… y-you two are dating each other, not me. I shouldn't have… I shouldn't have even…"
"Ash, look. We have something we've been meaning to tell you."
He raised his brow, wondering what she was talking about. "Wh-what do you mean?"
"Listen, this might be a little out of the blue, especially during a time like this." Vaggie tells him. "And believe me, I would have picked a better time than this for us to tell you."
"We were talking with each other and we were wondering what you thought about joining us." Charlie asked. "Join our relationship."
Ash was even more shocked by what he was hearing. "L-like date… d-date you… both of you?"
"Yeah, both of us."
"I don't understand. I thought you weren't into guys."
"Well, actually to be perfectly honest, I'm bisexual."
"... I don't know what that is."
"Oh, you poor thing." Charlie then moved up to her and cradled his head, making him embarrassed as his head was just above her bust.
"Ash, it means liking both guys and girls." Vaggie tells him.
"Oh… uh…" Ash says. "Huh."
"Yeah, I wasn't exactly into guys before, but… you're different from any other guys."
"Right uh…" Ash says as he pulls his face away. "Still, I'm just here to help. You don't have to… I mean…"
"No, Ash, let us finish." Charlie tells him before looking into his eyes. "The truth is, all the time we spent together, with how kindly you treated all of us, and how much you've tried to help the hotel however you can, it just… We couldn't help it."
"She's right you know. I got a little… what's the word… conflicted, but I made up my mind." Vaggie tells him.
"Ash, I mean this from the bottom of my heart when I say this." The blonde put a hand on his cheek. "We love you."
He was shaken up the moment those words left her mouth. This was probably the last thing he would've expected to hear from her to him.
"Oh, Ash! I love you!" A small memory from last night came to mind, not able to fully remember who said that, but knew what he heard.
"Again, she's right." Vaggie spoke up. "You've really grown onto us in the past month."
Well, Ash was left lost in thought. He passed off what he did with the girls last night for a moment as his brain started to register more of their talk. They didn't just want him to be a third in their relationship, but also to be a lover to them. Was he ready for something like this?
He'd never dated anyone before, and now he was being asked to date two people at once. He cared about them sure, but for it to lead to this?
"This… This is a lot. I don't know what to say." He says.
"You don't have to answer right away." Vaggie started to tell him.
"No I mean, I… I honestly…" He tells her before thinking. "I'm still a little lost about all this, but… I wouldn't mind giving it a try."
"Alright, well… that's good enough for me." She says before lying at his side.
"I just have one more question." He says. "If we've been having sex last night, aren't you worried about… ya know… getting… pregnant?"
"You don't have to worry about that, Ash." Charlie tells him. "Unfortunately, demons and humans can't repopulate with each other."
"Oh… oh…" He says, slightly disappointed.
"Is something wrong?"
"No, just… Maybe not now, but I wouldn't have minded being a father at some point, at least when I'm older."
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"No, no it's fine. It's not something we can control."
"Yeah, it's a bit of a shame, but… not the end of the world, right?" Vaggie says, trying to lighten the mood.
"Yeah, I guess."
"That's good." Charlie says before giving him a peck on the lips, then snuggled against him. "Don't worry too much about it."
Slowly, Ash started to smile. This didn't feel bad at all. This felt good. The idea of dating them at that point wasn't all confusing to him anymore. It felt nice and all he wanted to do at that moment was to hold them close and maybe rest for a little bit longer that moment.
However, the moment got interrupted before they heard knocking at the door. They got startled not expecting it.
"Hello, Charlie?" A voice they didn't recognize came from the other side before trying to open the door. "What the… are you changing right now?"
"Ugh, go away, Husk!" Vaggie calls out.
After she said that, silence soon followed and they sighed in relief before getting back in position. However, the boy's head perked up as he heard the lock suddenly click, and then the door hinges squeak as the door was open. The three looked over at the door, having expected maybe Angel to have lockpicked it.
However, it wasn't Angel, it wasn't Husk either. The lock wasn't even picked the one who opened it was holding a key that looked like Keekee in key form. The individual in question looked like a blonde-haired, pale-skinned man with rosy red cheeks, a small animal-like nose, his right eye being red with a yellow sclera, his left eye being white with a dark red sclera, and was wearing a red suit.
He looked to be just taller than Charlie, maybe even somewhat taller. But then he started to notice that he looked almost like… Charlie.
Unfortunately for you guys who don't read the Wattpad or AO3 version, you're not gonna see a picture here, but you can go to there if you want a better idea of what he looks like.
The demon in question had a mortified look on his face as he dropped the key. To Ash, he was mostly shocked by his looks, the fact that had a key in the first place, and that he saw the three of them in the state they were in. However, Charlie and Vaggie were shocked because they seemed to know who he was.
The demon man stared at them for a little bit… then his shocked face slowly morphed into anger… then that of rage as his right eye changed to match his left and his hair started to go up in flames as long goat-like horns grew from his head. Angel, Pentious, and Pikachu were watching from the corner, starting to fear the aura being given off right now.
"What…" He growled out. "The…" Flames enveloped his body. "FUCK!" He screamed as the room went up in a flash.
(Later on)
So, Ash and the girls finally got up, got dressed, and were now down in the lobby as the demon who entered sat across from them, glaring at specifically the human boy in fury. He got a little worried, starting to get an idea of what his deal was.
"Sorry, uh…" Charlie says, trying to break the tension. "This is probably not the best moment but… Ash, this Connor… my brother."
"Okay… it's nice to meet you, Connor." Ash says while nervously laughing as the demon scrunches his nose and growls at him, causing him to feel even more uncomfortable.
"He's uh… a little overprotective about Charlie." Vaggie tells him. "So… try not to get on his bad side as much as you can."
"Uh, Connor, you know my girlfriend Vaggie." Charlie starts saying. "And this is… well, my now boyfriend Ash. And yes he's a… a human."
"Yeah, I can see that." Connor says with malice, still glaring at the boy. "Wasn't aware you were gonna be dating someone else."
"Well, it's kinda a new thing… as of five minutes ago." The princess says nervously. "But yeah, I'm dating him now."
"Right, I get that, but I think it'd be great IF he MOVED at least a foot away from you."
"Connor, please drop the attitude. We're not even that close to each other-"
"You two are literally clinging to him right now."
Yeah, he wasn't kidding, Charlie and Vaggie were standing slightly hunched with their arms around either side of the boy. They looked at each other in worry for a moment.
"Well, uh…" Charlie says, starting to get nervous. "I was just… I-I'm exactly, uh…" She tried to say before seeing her brother's face. "... Okay, I'm gonna be honest, my legs feel really weak right now. I can't properly stand right now."
"Oh, I wonder why."
"Seriously, can you drop it?"
"NO! I can't just drop it!" Connor yelled as he stood. "I just walked in on my sister knowing she just got fucked by a guy I don't even fucking know! You expect me to just drop it!?"
"Yeah, by the way, we heard the whole fuck session last night." Husk tells them.
"W-wait, you… you heard." Charlie says, nervously.
"Yes, we heard everything."
"... I forgot to soundproof the walls." She says meekly.
"Yeah, y'all were fucking loud last night. Was getting turned on at first, but started to become annoying after a while." Angel tells them.
"Wha… wait, you hearing us is one thing, but when you do perverted things like that, it's fine, but when we are… having a moment together, it's annoying?" Vaggie asked him in annoyance.
"It's not the same when you're not the one experiencing it." Angel tells her.
"How does that make sense!?"
"Forget, forget it okay? I didn't come here to listen to the whorebug complain." Connor says.
"The fuck you just call me!?" Angel says in annoyance.
"Did you just come here to insult us?" Husk asked.
"I did not-!" Connor yells as his demon form shows before stopping.
He took a deep breath and exhaled. The three standing before him looked at each other before they decided to move back and sit on the couch as the girls finally let the boy go.
"Couldn't they have just sat down the entire time?" Pentious says quietly to Angel.
"Okay, I'm sorry for getting angry and screaming, but…" Connor then raised his hands and then turned them to be flat. "You see how I'd react like this?"
"Y-yeah, I… I can see that perfectly." Charlie says while looking down in shame. "... So, why are-"
"I was just checking in. With all the shit that's been going down, we just wanted to make sure you were alright. Especially considering the residents of this hotel." He says while looking towards Angel and Husk who flipped him off.
"Yeah, that makes some sense." Vaggie says.
"I also wasn't expecting to find my little sister in bed with again, someone I don't even know."
"Yeah, while we're on the subject of you guys fucking-" Angel started smugly. "What was that thing you were teaching us when the snake joined about sex before marriage?"
"Uh-Nothing, nothing-" Charlie says nervously.
"Nah, Nah, what was that? Tell us."
"Can we just fucking move on already!?"
"Nah, uh, don't think you can worm your way out of this-"
"Okay, shut the fuck up. We can stop talking about this thing. I didn't come here to talk about that." Conner says before looking to his side. "What's up with that thing? Why is it staring at me like that?" He says while pointing at Niffty who was behind the table, smiling wickedly while frothing at the mouth.
"That's… Niffty. Our housekeeper." Charlie explains.
"Bad boy…" The gremlin says quietly.
"... Right and… him?" Connor then says while pointing at Ash.
"Uh… well, I'm just-" The boy started to say.
"Not you. The strawberry-looking motherfucker."
"Strawberry-looking-OH JEEZ!" Ash says before falling off the couch, noticing the radio demon behind him. "Wha… Alastor?"
"Yeah, he was the reason we were able to sleep last night… as much as I hate to admit it." Husk says.
"I'm kinda grateful." Pentious says.
"Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you, young man." Alastor says as he appears in front of the princess' brother before holding his hand out for a shake. "Quite a pleasure. It's nice to meet another member of the family."
"Uh… right." Connor says while pushing his hand away. "Is there… a reason why one of the most dangerous overlords in Hell is standing in this hotel?"
"There is actually." Charlie starts. "He's the reason we were able to fix up the hotel this much."
"Wait… you didn't…"
"I didn't."
"Oh, thank fuck." He then looked at the boy, slightly furrowing his brow. "So, aside from you hooking up with my little sister-"
"I'm older, just saying." Charlie interrupted.
"How exactly did you end up down here without dying?"
"Uh… well…" Ash clamped up a bit.
His gaze turned stern as the boy didn't know how to tell him. He looked at Charlie who nodded. He reached into his pocket and took out the phone.
"I can come here thanks to this." He says while showing it off.
The younger Morningstar's eyes darted back and forth between him and the phone before squinting a bit. "What am I looking at?"
"I know it doesn't look like much, but this is a 'special' kind of phone. It allows me to travel to Hell whenever I want."
"... I don't get it. Did you engineer this thing or… d-did you make this Charlie?"
"No, it wasn't me. I didn't know about this phone beforehand." Charlie tells him.
"I found woke up with it in my hands one day." Ash tells him. "Next thing you know, I activated it and then I was sent here."
"... I still don't get it." Connor says.
"Alright, alright, you know what?" Ash says before he gets up and walks over to the demon man. "Let me just show you how this works. You just…" He tapped the screen, but nothing happened. "Wha…" He tapped a few more times. "Come on." He says while still tapping as the Morningstar raises a brow. "Ahaha, uh… I swear it worked before." He tapped some more.
"Do you need to charge it or something?" Connor asked him.
"No… I don't think so."
"Let me see it." He took the phone from him and looked it over. "Doesn't seem to have a charging port or anything… wait… gold… white…" He then finally examined the phone recognizing its shape. "Did…" His eyes widened. "Did you get this from Heaven?"
"No… I mean, yes… I mean… I-I don't know." Ash says before taking the phone back. "I don't get how it works either. I don't know who sent it. All I know is that I found it, it sent me here, and then sent me a message to help Charlie."
"What?" Connor says, now looking confused.
"That's true, we all saw the message." Charlie tells him.
"Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with this though. First, it started acting up yesterday and next thing I knew, me and Pikachu were suddenly teleporting back and forth between here and… my world." Ash tells him.
Connor stared at him, still not getting what he was talking about. "Right uh… forget I asked."
Silence then filled the room, the atmosphere becoming dense as no one had anything to say. Charlie got a little nervous, rubbing her arms before looking at her brother.
"So, Connor. Would you like to have breakfast while you're still here?" Charlie offered.
"Ya know, I could try to make something." Ash offered as well.
"You're a chef?" Connor asked with curiosity.
"Not really a chef per se, but I did get some cooking lessons over the years from my friends."
"Wait, you can cook?" Angel asked, also curious.
"Yeah. Again, not a chef, but I can probably get something going with the stuff in the kitchen."
"I'd love to try it." Charlie says with her arm raised.
"Uh, thanks, but hard pass." Connor tells him before adjusting his cuffs. "I only came here for a visit and a checkup and now, I'm gonna go back to see Father." He says before looking at the other blonde who turned her head down a bit. "I'll come back some other time when I have a more clear schedule." He then put his arm in front of Ash before leaning close to him and whispering. "And just for the record, if you hurt my sister in any way, you're dead. Got it?"
Ash would've been scared at something like this, but he wasn't that bothered. "Got it."
"Good. Now, Charlie. It was good to see you. Farwell." The male did a bow before he started walking away.
"Okay… bye, brother." Charlie says before sighing.
Pikachu then ran up to his trainer before the rest of his Pokemon followed. "Hey, guys. Sorry for worrying you. I'm fine though." He says while giving them all their fair share of head pats.
"So uh… about making breakfast." The princess says.
"Right uh… I've kinda been stocking up the kitchen a bit with some supplies whenever I'd come back here now and then so, I know something you guys might like." Ash tells them.
"Wait, when did you start stocking the kitchen supplies." Angel asked in confusion.
"Off-screen… Just because there wasn't a chapter showing it doesn't mean I didn't do it."
TaiKetch'em: Uh… AF, we need more tape.
AshFan: On it.
"Oh, I have the perfect specimen for you to cook." Alastor says before holding up a deer corpse. "Though, I'd much prefer it raw."
Ash and the others nearly puked at the sight, but he held it in. "No, we don't need that." He then says as the radio demon seems disappointed.
"What about bugs? We have them for a snack!" Niffty says as she holds up a pile of dead bugs.
"No, no… none of that." Ash says before she groans in disappointment, dropping them in Gible's mouth.
"You two are disgusting." Connor says, not fully leaving yet.
"Okay, maybe for a snack I can just make something like… I don't know, macarons, churros maybe-" Ash says before the blonde stops at the door.
"You said what!?" Connor's head then snapped back in an unnatural, leaving his head backward.
"Holy shit!" Angel jumped at the sight.
"Did… did you just…" Ash asks, slightly freaked out.
"Yeah, I did." Connor says before turning his body before turning his head back as his neck cracked. "What was that last part?"
"Uh… I could make macarons or churros?"
"You can make churros?"
"Yeah, you want some?"
The blonde's eyes were wide before he looked back and forth for a second. "Well, I mean I guess could stay for another minute-"
(Several minutes later, after breakfast)
"Mmm, oh this is so good." Connor says as he is munching on churros. "Oh, these are the best churros I've had in a long time. They do not make them how they used to."
Everyone was done eating the breakfast Ash had cooked for them and as promised, he made the snacks he offered. Charlie was sitting down, giggling at her brother's reaction. Husk just watched from the side, his casual drinking of beer bottles.
"Alright, for real now, I gotta go." Connor says while standing up, holding his plate of churros. "Sorry for… threatening you just now."
"It's fine. No harm done." Ash tells him.
"Yeah, but thanks for this. Just one more thing." The blonde man then leaned in. "Keep my sister safe, okay? Just make sure nothing happens to her and none of these guys get any ideas."
"Connor, I can take care of myself." Charlie says.
"Just saying. Sides' you're lucky Cecilia wasn't the one who came here. You know how she is."
"Right, uh… it was nice to see you, again."
"Likewise." Connor says before walking away. "Still, keep her out of trouble."
"Connor!"
"Okay, I'm going!" And like that, the younger Morningstar finally took his leave.
"Wow, he wasn't easily that swayed with me." Vaggie says.
"He does love churros… a lot." Charlie says before indulging in her remaining macarons. "Still, this is really good."
"Yeah, that guy wasn't lying, kid. You make good shit." Angel tells him.
"Thanks." Ash says before checking his Arc Phone, trying it again, but no dice.
"Is it still not working?" Vaggie asked.
"Yeah, seems like. Think I might be stuck here for a while."
"Well, that's not a bad thing is it?" Charlie says before putting her arm around his. "We can spend some more time together."
"I mean, I wouldn't say it's bad, no." Ash says.
"Yeah, kinda like that idea." Vaggie says while leaning against his other side.
Ash felt his face heat up with the two girls pressing against him, but he couldn't help, but smile. That morning may have been offish, but things were already looking up for him. He was curious and willing to give this new relationship a shot. Who knows what would be next now?
Then suddenly, the boy felt something off. Then he looked shocked before closing his legs. The girls looked at them in confusion.
"Ash, is something wrong?" Charlie asked.
"Uh… n-nothing." He tells her at first.
"Hon, you don't need to lie to us. What happened?" Vaggie asked.
He looked nervous, shifting in place for a moment. Then he closed his eyes before opening his legs, revealing a small bulge in his pants.
"Wha… again!?" Vaggie says in shock.
"Yeah…" He says embarrassed.
"I thought we already took care of that." Charlie says.
"I-I don't know. I can't control it."
She looked up at him before smiling. "Alright." She then says as she stood up, slightly wobbly, but kept steady before she pulled him up. "We'll just have to take care of it again."
"Wait, now!?" Ash says as she starts to lead him to the stairs.
"Really?" Vaggie asked as she got up as well. "Wait up!"
"H-hold on, I-I don't know about this." The boy tries to say.
"Don't worry, we'll actually be easy this time. I'll even soundproof the walls. Come on!" Charlie says as the three go upstairs.
"Oh man." Were the boy's last words before they were out of sight from the rest.
"Yeesh, lucky him." Angel chuckles.
"Yes, young love, haha. A time since long forgotten." Alastor says before chuckling sinisterly.
To be continued…
AshFan: …
TaiKetch'em: … What?
AshFan: Nothing just… expected this kind of ending from me, not you.
TaiKetch'em: Don't act like you didn't enjoy that.
AshFan: … True.
