Lincoln and Lacey are WHAT
A story by NicktheWordBearer
NicktheWordBearer: day 30, i still haven't figured out how i ended on this boat...or why i wached the hangover 2, my eyes still hurt from lighting on fire. also i have no idea where this boat is taking me. and i think i may be going a little crazy, i'm starting to hear voices.
reader number two: hey word do you have any idea where exactly we are going? also are you okay man...you have been really quiet.
NicktheWordBearer: HOLY SHIT IT'S THE VOICES!
reader number two: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! DON'T LIGHT THE FUCKING BOAT ON FIRE!
NicktheWordBearer: STAY AWAY FROM ME VOICES! I KNEW THIS BOAT WAS EVIL! WELL I WON'T LET THIS EVIL BOAT CORRUPT ME!
Chapter Four - Meeting the Louds
Lacey: I want... to ask you... the question... one more time.
Lincoln: lacey we are still way too young for marriage!
Lacey [screaming into his face] If you say no! I will see you destroyed.
Lincoln was panicking as he was running around the house looking for every little imperfections he could find, every dirty spot, every piece of discarded clothing just laying about, every toy left on floor...ALL OF IT CLEANED BY HIM! tonight had to go perfect! he couldn't let a single thing be out of place. for you see...tonight was the first night that lacey was going to sleep over at his house! which meant she was going to meet his WHOLE FAMILY! and with lacey being a VERY hygienic person and his family being...not so hygienic. (Some would even say that some of them were unhygienic) he maybe was panicking just a little bit...but only a little bit.
Lori: "LINCOLN CALM DOWN ALREADY! AND PUT DOWN THAT WATER HOSE DOWN!"
Lincoln felt himself get pulled by the back of his neck...stopping him from running around in his cleaning frenzy. looking up he saw ths smiling face of his big sister lori...one of the few sisters that he wasn't scared would chase lacey away tonight. even if he knew she was a little mad at him for not dating ronnie anne, but she would get over it once she met lacey! so it was good thing she and all his other older sisters came over this weekend, they could help keep the younger sisters down.
Rita: "Lori is right honey, the house is clean enough. you need to calm down, your're lucky that i want to met your girlfriend so bad or you would be grounded this weekend for beating up that poor boy!"
His mom said as she walked into the living room with dad.
Lynn sr: "Honey! you should be proud of him! he fought a bully, and not only that he fought to protect his girlfriend!"
Rita: "Of course i'm proud of him! but he still took it too far honey, and i don't like the thought of my little linky getting into fights"
Lincoln felt conflicted as his parents talked about his school fight...on one hand he felt really happy about them being proud of him...on the other he still felt really bad about what happened, and he still hasn't apologize to chandler...no matter how hard he tried to reach out to him.
*ding dong*
And just like that! all thoughts about chandler disappear faster than curry through a pensioner! somehow lincoln pulled himself free from lori's grasp and made a beeline for the front door before any of his ravenous sisters could! and once again somehow he managed to outrun them all and was the first to open the door.
He could hear his sisters start giggling as they saw his stupid expression, but he didn't care cause right before him stood the most beautiful girl in the world (In his eyes) his lacey~ with her cute little pink bow on her head, wearing her pretty vanilla colored long-sleeved dress with a white collar and cuffs along with a white band around her waist, completed with her white socks and black Mary Jane shoes. she was just...beautiful.
"Hey linky!~ i'm like so ready for our sleepover!"
Lincoln didn't even say anything, no he just pulled her into him and smashed his lips into hers, forcing her to drop her cute little pink bang...but she clearly didn't mind by the moans coming out of her.
And his sisters had stopped giggling the moment they saw their brother who was normally shy around girls completely take charge and make the first move...RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! the only who didn't look shocked was lynn who had already seen all this a couple of days ago in school.
Lori: "You weren't joking at all...he is completely smitten by her"
Lynn: "Told ya...now pay up"
Lori grumbled as she pulled out a 20 dollar bill and placed it roughly in her hands, lynn got a smug smile on her face as she pocketed lori's money in her pocket...looks like she owned lincoln something later, after he was done eating his girlfriend's face.
God he was just as bad as lori if not worst.
Lynn: "Okay we get it! you two love each other! now can you two please stop before i throw up!"
Lincoln rolled his eyes as he pulled away from lacey who still had her eyes closed with her lips still puckered letting him know she wanted more kisses. he chuckled at his girlfriend, she was always so needy...but he loved that abour her. placing his hands on both of her checks he gave a little gentle kiss on her nose, making her moan out in disappointment.
"I hate your sister"
Lincoln laughed loudly from her comment, he got where she came from, picking up her bag before she could, lincoln grabbed lacey's hand and started dragging her towards and up the starirs only leaving behide their giggles for his sisters who were all still in shock (except lynn who again had already seen it all before any of them) but the one who was most shocked by all this was lana...who was also a little bit angry at lincoln for dating the girl who bullied her for a whole year after the whole dog show incident.
Luna: "Dude you okay lana?"
Lana: "Yeah...i'm fine"
The other sisters looked at lana with worried looks...they all knew the story behide lacey (Which is the reason why lori hadn't believed the whole thing when she heard it from both lincoln and lynn) but lincoln had said she has changed...so they had to believe their brother.
Luan: "Come on lana, dinner is almost ready let's go and help mom and dad in the kitchen"
Lana: "Okay..."
Luna grabbed lana's hand and walked out to the kitchen, leaving behide the others to talk.
Lola: "I don't like her..."
Luna: "You are only saying that dude because lana is unhappy, come on guys let's give lacey a chance! i mean look how happy linky is! he was nowhere like that with ronnie! she is clearly making him happy"
Lori: "Yeah...let's give her a chance"
Lynn sr: "KIDS! DINNER IS READY!"
And like that all talk stopped between the loud sisters as they moved to join the rest of the family in the kitchen area for dinner.
-x-
The entire family was seated around the large dinner table, enjoying the fine cooking of lynn sr, today's meal being his famous lasagne! so because of that the entire family was too busy eating then to ask lacey any questions, even lacey herself joined in on eating like she hasn't had any food in years. lynn sr felt proud that even a rich girl like her could not resist his fine cooking.
(Somewhere else)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I screamed in anger as i blocked a strike from the large eldritch paw, using my Accursed Crozius to not only block the attack but to try and strike back, and strike i did, hitting the vile orange creature back making it scream in pain and anger.
"Why do you stop me dark one? i don't know what you are but i can feel the evil coming from your soul...why do you protect that universe when it means nothing to you?"
"Cause i must you overweight furball! i know why you wish to destroy this universe and i won't let you! i don't care how much you want that lasagne!"
"FOOOOOOOOOOL! I AM GARFIELD! EATER OF LASAGNE! KILLER OF MICE! LORD OF MUNCIE AND I WON'T LET YOU STAND IN MY WAY!"
"Hahahahah! you think i'm scared of you!? i'm Nick! son of lorgar and dark apostle of the XVIIth legion! i'm a veteran of the long war! and thanks to the ruinous powers i know your weakness!"
"No...you can't know that...THERE IS NO WAY"
"MONDAY!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(Back to the Loud House)
Rita: "So lacey...why did you take a liking to my son?"
Lincoln: "Mommmmmmm!"
Lacey: "It's fine linky *giggle* and to be honest with you mrs loud...i don't know it just kinda happened. but know that i love your're son very much"
Leni: "Awww so cute!"
Rita: "Next question. what are your intention with my son?"
Lincoln: "MOM!"
Lincoln let his body fall under the table trying to hide from this embarrassment that was his family...it didn't help that all his older sisters were laughing around the table at his current situation.
Lacey: "Why to marry him of course"
And then the table went quiet, and i mean real quiet...lincoln felt his face burn up as he could feel the looks through the table...why did she have to say that? don't get him wrong they had already talked about marriage and when they both turned 16 they would drive to Wisconsin to get married. (Yes you can get married at the age of 16 in wisconsin WITH the consent of both his/her parents) but to tell his WHOLE family the plan!? what was with him and always getting with the crazy ones!?.
Rita: "C-come again?"
Rita had been caught off guard and by the looks of it...EVERYONE AROUND THE FUCKING TABLE HAD BEEN CAUGHT OFF GUARD! it was safe to say that lacey had turned the tables around on them (Rita) and she looked mighty pleased with herself at the moment. but in her mind why wait to tell them? she was a St. Clair, and a St. Clair always got what they wanted, and she wanted her linky...and she wouldn't take a no for a answer.
Lacey: "I want to marry lincoln, with you and your husband's consent of course! me and lincoln have already planned the whole thing out together, but don't worry mrs loud! we are waiting for both of us to turn 16 first. and if it's the money you are worried about i can pay for the whole thing."
Lincoln felt his whole body freeze as now he could really feel the looks through the table! none of this was going the way he thought it would! WHY IN GOD'S GREAT NAME WAS SHE TELLING THEM EVERYTHING! WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!? right now he wished he could sink through the kitchen floor and start a new life in another country...maybe australia? yeah all the dangerous animals could keep him safe from his mother's wrath...for a while.
Rita: "You...want to marry my son...when you both turn 16"
Lacey: "Yes"
Rita: "Marriage"
Lacey: "You can legally get married at the age of 16 in the state of wisconsin"
Rita: "...marriage?"
Lacey: "Yes"
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Lynn sr: "S-soo emm l-lacey...what's your're family's history?"
Lacey: "Thanks for asking mr loud! my family is a old michigander family, but my dad side of the family is Pennsylvania Dutch and my Mom is A Odawa native american!"
Lincoln felt himself thank his dad once again for taking the heat off him...the little bit he could that is. letting out a sigh he decided to get back up from under the table and face his family again, slowly getting back up the first thing he saw was the crazed looks on all his sisters faces...giving him a wtf look where did you find this crazy chick kinda look...and his mom...oh boy his mom. the look she was giving him told him this was going to be a long weekend...at least his dad was getting along with lacey.
And so the rest of the dinner session was lincoln trying not to look any of his family members in the eyes and his dad having a awkward conversation with his smiling girlfriend who was very happy with herself.
Lynn sr: "S-soo marriage huh?...aren't you two a little young to be planning something like that?"
Rita: "Yes they are!"
Lacey: "How about we prove it?"
Lincoln: "We?"
Lacey giggled as she grabbed his hand and nodded towards him...and the feeling was back, his mind felt clear as his eyes for just a moment turned pink before turning back to his normal blue. he felt himself smile as he nodded back to her, letting her know he stood with her like always.
Lincoln: "Mom...i know it seems like we are wayyyy to young to be planning something like this...and yes we just started dating. but we know, I know, that this is real. just like the story with you and dad when you both were young and you both knew you wanted a kid...putting lori into the world who we all love. please mom...trust us, trust me. please let us prove to you that this will work"
Rita felt her throat hurt as she looked her boy in the eyes...he was serious...no matter how hard she looked him in the eyes he didn't back down...Oh God he was serious! no, no, no, no, no, NO! this was messed up! her little linky was way too young for this! was this all her fault? had they forced lincoln to grow up too fast because they needed his help with his younger sisters? Oh God Oh God! what could she say!? if she said no that little son stealer would just make her linky hate her! she had seen this before...with herself when lynn and her had asked her family for permission. oh she was a terrible mother...if only she hadn't pushed her baby boy so hard.
While rita was berating herself over everything she could come up with...her husband was thinking...and then he open his mouth to give his answer.
Lynn sr: "Okay i trust you lincoln"
WHAT!
All his sisters and mom yelled at the sametime at his dad...but his dad gave them all a look that showed why he was the man of the house...forcing all but his mom to sit back down.
Rita: "Honey what are you THINKING!? THEY ARE STILL JUST KIDS!"
Lynn sr: "Honey are you forgetting that WE got married after only a year of knowing each other...yes i agree it's way to early for them both to be planning this...but if we try to stop them they will just do something stupid in secret and then they won't come to us for help when they need it. and lincoln is growing up to be a fine young man, i mean without him we wouldn't have been able to take care of all our wonderful daughters. he is just like our little lori when it comes to growing up"
Oh God now she felt even more bad...had she been a bad mother to lori too!?
Lynn sr: "But just because i'm saying okay does not mean i'm saying yes you two! you will have to prove to me that you two are really meant to be! and it can work. you have one and half year to prove that to me, and if you don't then you won't have my blessing understood?"
Both lincoln and lacey had huge smiles on their faces! thanking his dad over and over again, the both of them got up from the table to start dancing to the horror of all the loud women around said table who couldn't believe what they were seeing and or hearing...leaving lynn sr to sigh to himself...this was troublesome, but then again when wasn't one of his children troublesome. slowly getting up he decided to grab another plate of lasagne, good thing he had made another one...until he saw the whole thing was gone.
Lynn sr: "LYNNNNNNNN!"
Lynn: "WHAT DID I DO!?"
End of Chapter Four
Nick: Oh shit this is good! *num num num* what do you think Garfield?
Garfield: About the chapter or the lasagne?
Nick: I don't know...both i guess?
Garfield: Chapter was pretty good but it could have used more lemons, and the lasagne was fine but i expected better.
Nick: Wow i did not know you were a eldritch pervert cat!
Garfield: When you have lived as long as i you will understand...now i will be off, i need a catnap so it's back to my own universe for me. Later Word.
Nick: Kay later Garfield.
And to the rest of you i will see you all in the next chapter! have a good day and or night boys and girls! and stay safe from Garfield if you are eating lasagne, cause let me tell you it was some fight...no i won't tell you it's just too cool to be the last part of a chapter, it would have to be it's own story...and no i won't write that. ANYWAYS BYE!
