HELLUVA BOSS/HAZBIN HOTEL
HARRY POTTER
Hell's Little Wizard.
Summary
Vernon was a dumbass and wanted to send Harry to Hell again. This time He tried a ritual. Instead of sending Harry He summoned A King a Prince His Husband their employee and a Certain RADIO DEMON! They Raise Harry the best they can before sending him back to Hogwarts with The Prince's Daughters in human Disguises.
Its time to get Helluva Bad!
Yes this is Dumbledore Bashing as is it Weasley Granger and Malfoy!
Snape is going to Be Left alone
SUE ME I LIKE SERVUSUS!
This takes Place 10 years after current Helluva where Blitz and Stolas have gotten their SHIT TOGETHER gotten together and Married!
DAPNHE/HARRY
THATS IT!
Chapter 1
Fall and Return!
Welcome To Hell!
4 PRIVET DRIVE
Vernon Dursley Grabbed the last of what he needed. He was sending this hellish Spawn back to its Parents tonight. He had sent His wife and infant Child Away for the night to spend the night with his sister Marge. He Made sure he had everything. The Priest Provided the Virgin Blood, after some Pestering. Chalk Pentagram to summon the Hell Gate. And the HellSpawn to Throw in to Satisfy the "Virgin" Sacrifice. He Open the Shoe Closet and Pulled out a Baby and put him in the Pentagram
'Ha. As if that Demon is Virgin.' Thought Vernon. He started Chanting the Language he got from that Man in the Robe. All of sudden 3 Portal 2 Red and 1 Purple. 5-
"DEMONS!" yelled Vernon. Thank you Vernon. Yes Demons. 2 were Imps though one was Taller than than the other. He had white Spots all overs and spikes too. He was wearing a suit with a Skull necklace . On his right hand was a wedding ring. The other Imp was Shorter And wearing a tshirt that hanging around her arms and ripped up leggings. The Demon next to The tall Imp was Very tall and Was an Owl he was wearing a Vest and Dress Shirt combo. His Pants ended at his talons. The Demon next to Him was In Human Form But He had an Aura of a Demon His Black Hair was Back and Had 5 oclock shadow. He wore a suit that looked expensive. The Demon on the other end look like he came out Radio. Then he Smiled and you saw his teeth were Radio Grills and his eyes were Red Radio Dials.
"Well You Summoned Us." said the Red Tall Imp.
"I meant to send this Demon Back to hell not summon More!" said Vernon Pointing to The Baby . The Demons Look to the Baby.
"Are You Fucking Serious Dude? Its a baby." said the Little Imp in a Midwest Country USA Accent.
"YES!"
"No." said the Tall Imp.
"YES!"
" Aren't." said The Human Looking Demon.
"YES I AM!" said Vernon.
"Stolas Or King Lucifer Can I Please take care of this? PLEASE?" said the Tall Imp. "I know I don't have a Contract with anyone-"
"Do it. I'll Forgive it." said The human Looking Demon. The Tall Imp pulls out a Pistol and shoots Vernon in the head.
"Well I feel better. Now What to do about Him?" said (AN:Okay yall know who this is!)Blitz Pushing Harry with his Foot.
Stolas perked up."I have an idea Blitz." He looked at Blitz with a Look.
"No No No I know that look. That Look means I'm Not going to Like whats about to Happen."
"What if We Raise Him?" said Stolas.
"Where? Here?" said Blitzo.
"NO In Hell!" said Millie Picking up where Stolas was putting down. Lucifer Looked Between the three of them and looked to Alastor.
"They'll Need Help." said Lucifer.
"And you think I'm a Good Caretaker?" said Alastor.
"I've Seen you with Charlie Vaggie and Nifty. Plus With Me and Queen Lilith Helping there's No way this child will Be more Fucked up than Charlie."
"Oh I'm Going to Regret this." said Alastor slapping his face and pulling down."Hey You Three!"
"Me and Alastor will help! And Just try and Keep Lilith Away from a Child that I'm raising." said Lucifer.
"SO WE HAVE PERMISSON TO BRING HIM TO THE CRIMISON CITY!" said Millie in a exicited tone.
"But where will he Live?" said Blitz. All 4 other demon look to him. "right Mine and Stolas's. Stupid Question." Stolas and Blitz walk with Harry through the portal they came through with Millie as Lucifer and Alastor walk through theirs waving to Harry, their Portal Closing.. A crack of Air Happens a moment Later as Albus Dumbledore appears. He pales at seeing the Mess left by the demons and Vernon meeting
9 Years Later
10 Year old11 Hour 45 minute Harrison James Potter-Goetia-Morningstar, Heir To Goetia Royalty after His sister Octavia, Heir to Hell Royalty after His Cousin Charlie, Heir to Potter Fortune, was listening to music in his room as he waited for his Uncle Lucifer to get there for His Lesson on Morningstar Magic. He was Being Speedtaught Family Magic after a spy of Uncle Lucifer found out that his name was in some school list for 'HOGGYWARTS.'
'Stupid School.' Thought Harry. Harry heard a Knock.
"Hey Harry." said Blitz entering.
"Hey Dad." said Harry.
"Got something Early Birthday Present. Tell Stolas Where you Got this I will Deny." He hughed a case onto Harry's bed and opened it.
"DAD! You know what this is?"
"I know. This is incase Angels or other Princes or Kings interfere with your schooling." IN the Case was the Same Sniper Rifle Striker tried using on Stolas. "Mox and Millie Been teaching you how to use Sniper rifles and such?"
"Yeah." said Harry.
"Good Boy." Said Blitzo patting Harry on the Head."Remind me To dock their Pay." Harry snickers Knowing his dad will do no such thing to his best friends.
A raven Was tapping at Harry's window.
"There it is." said Blitzo and Harry together.
"I'm Scared." Said Harry. Blitz walked over and took the Letter off the Raven sending it off.
"We can open it in the Morning. I'll tell King Lucifer To let you get some sleep. Its your Birthday after all," said Blitzo walking out. He then Took off to Stolas's Study.
"STOLAS! ITS HERE"
"CRAP!" said the Owl Demon Appearing in a portal and grabbing the letter out of Blitzo's hand.
"Could have done that earlier since you listen in!"said Blitzo
"Hurry up Blitzy!"
"And I'm in trouble or there company who I'm in trouble with." said Blitz under his breath. Walking into the Study he sees All of Harry's Uncles and Aunt's and Stolas. "Crap."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME! THAT WEAPON?" Yelled Stolas.
"He Has to aim it first."Said Mox.
"Don't Defend Him." said Millie."I'm With Stolas. Boss why did You give him that?"
"Because what if Ozzy or Another Greater Demon Goes after Him? We Can't Help Him!" said Blitz.
"That is true."said Lucifer."I'm with Blitzo."
"But-" said Stolas seeing the Logic."Fine. Lets check over the Letter for charms." Lillith Lucifer Blitzo And Stolas Start checking over the letter with magic.
The Next Morning.
Harry Woke up and found Presents from all over Hell.
"Wow!"
"Look at you Little Prince." said a Voice. A grown up Octavia was Sitting at his Desk beside Looma both In t shirt and Jeans.
"LOOMA OCTAVIA!" Harry gets up and Hugs his Sisters.
"Hey Little Wolf." Said Looma hugging back
"Hey Little Prince." said Octavia hugging Back.
"You're Home from Demon College."said Harry."Best Present Ever."
"Sorry we left you alone with Dad and Blitz." said Octavia.
"Its okay. They're eccentric. Plus Alastor and Lilith keep them Under Control." said Harry.
"Well lets go get Stolas and the rest of them." said Looma. Taking Harry's Hand She Lead him Out and to the Main room of the house where there were even more presents. Harry's Aunts and Uncles were waiting for Him and Stolas came out and Handed the Hogwarts letter to him.
"I'm... Not Scared anymore." said Harry.
"You shouldn't Be." said Stolas. Harry opened it and read it with calm.
HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
UNIFORM First-year students will require: 1. Three sets of plain work robes (black) 2. One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear 3. One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar) 4. One winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings) Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags. COURSE BOOKS All students should have a copy of each of the following: The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble OTHER EQUIPMENT 1 wand 1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2) 1 set glass or crystal phials 1 telescope 1 set brass scales Students may also bring, if they desire, an owl OR a cat OR a toad.PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS
ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICK
Yours sincerely,Lucinda Thomsonicle-Pocus Chief Attendant of Witchcraft Provisions"I don't Feel Comfortable owning any of those." said Harry.
"Let me See." said Stolas. Taking the letter out of Harry's hand. "WHY CAN"T YOU TAKE QROW?" A Crow flew down and Landed on Harry's Shoulder.
"He's My Familar. I should Be able to." said Harry. "Uncle Lucifer?"
"I'm On it." said Lucifer Opening a portal and walking through it.
"Why not opening your Other presents while we wait for Lucifer to get back." said Stolas.
3 hours later.
"Harry Stolas in Human Form Blitz same with Me." said Lucifer in his Human Form appearing from a portal. "Bring Qrow." Stolas Assumed his Human form While Blitzo Transformed into his which was a blond human wearing a suit with his necklace. Qrow Flew down from his Perch and landed on Harry's Shoulder. They walked through the portal Lucifer Made. On the other side is ICW Head of Familars Travis Decker
"Hello Harry." said Travis. "Do you know You're My Nephew by Lucifer?"
END OF CHAPTER 1
YES I CONNECTED THIS SERIES TO LUCIFER!
SO Yeah This is Also a Lucifer the Fox/Netflix show Crossover.
Yeah I know Chloe was an only child in show But... Its Penelope Decker!
