I originally wrote this as a one-shot and had a lot of fun with it, but I always felt it had more potential. So, I've expanded it into a multi-chapter story, tripling its length and cranking up the humor and sexiness. This is all about tongue-in-cheek fun—so don't take it too seriously, and definitely don't expect Bella to act like her usual self. Reality takes a backseat here for the sake of laughs, awkward moments, and a whole bunch of sexual heat.
So, if you're looking for a playful, sexy story where Jake finally gets his chance to shine in his eternal battle with Edward for Bella's affections, then this is the story for you. Get ready for a wild ride with plenty of laughs, a whole bunch of naked Bella, and maybe a twist or two along the way!
