Chapter 1: Breaking the 4th Wall Only Once To Make The First Chapter Awesome!
Hachiman Hikigaya thought that he had weathered the worst storm in high school, only for the Romcom Gods to curse him even further in university. Now, numerous women in Tokyo U grow to see him as a better prospect, the better romantic interest in their lives. And he can do little but suffer as a reluctant protagonist, not in a romantic comedy mind you. But a h– "No, don't you dare! We are not even gonna say the word!" Hachiman ordered.
"But if we don't finish the word, the readers will imagine the most outrageous scenario." Yoshiteru Zaimokuza said.
"And what might that be?" Hachiman asked.
(Cough, cough) "…And he can do little but suffer, not in a romantic comedy mind you. But a H manga protagonist!"
The colour drained from Hachiman's face. "H?"
"H!" The secondary character, said with a shady smile. "You know what that means. In English, it's Pervert, but in Japanese it's Hen-"
"Fine, Fine!" Hachiman looked almost lifeless and said the words with all his hatred. "I'm a harem protagonist!" The other character rubbed his hands like a villain as he watched one of the most beloved characters give in to the darkness.
But seriously though, this is a story about how Hachiman Hikigaya tries to help everyone out of the goodness in his heart – read sarcasm, he tried to help them out so that they could leave them alone, also because he liked a good challenge, also because most of the women in Tokyo were crazy even the little ones (I mean the ones who are short in height, I'm not a loli-con officer, I swear) – and ends up being the best boyfriend material.
In fact, let's do a countdown. "He appreciates who you are. He keeps his promises. He stands by you. He gives you space. He is not jealous or insecure. He gets along well with your friends. He is interesting. He favours mature arguments. He makes you feel beautiful and wanted. He is game to try your adventures. He expresses his love. He is a life saver. He makes every effort to wipe away your tears. He introduces you to his friends. He is not a control freak. He is honest. He is genuine. He makes you a better person. He understands you. He moves mountains and dries oceans to raise your spirits and make you happy when you think your world is about to end. He does that without wanting anything in return – not love, not kindness, no pressure, no stress, no forced feelings.
In other words, he is special. And as silly as it sounds, he is your superhero. But he is not your boyfriend. Imagine that. He is still single. Now you are joking. Well, he is Hachiman Hikigaya, after all. Ah, now that makes a bit more sense." Komachi Hikigaya said.
"…Are you sure this is one guy we are talking about?" Hachiman Hikigaya questioned.
"…"
"What? It's an honest to God question!"
"…Baka."
Author's Note: So, hey, this fic was gathering dust in my 'Vignettes, Snippets, Drabbles, etc' folder and I thought it was good enough to get a separate fic. So you might be asking what the fic is about? Well, like it says on the tin, this fic is gonna be about character interactions. The tone of the fic will be something like 'Guilty Pleasure' and 'VSD etc', but there will be more dialogue. Just don't think to hard about it. Logic and reason have no place in this fic. Just turn your brain off and enjoy the comedy and the interactions and the craziness. But there will be some quieter moments. And some genuine interactions.
For a taste of the crazy moments and insane interactions, I will tell you guys to check out - 'Chapter 3'
For a quieter, more genuine, but still hilarious interaction, I will tell you guys to check out - 'Chapter 4'
I hope you enjoy them.
And if you have a bunch of characters in mind who you want to see interact, just send me a list via PMs or through reviews. For example: 'A bunch of female characters talk about their swords.'
Hope you enjoyed reading this chapter.
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