04: What Is Driver's High And Why Aren't There Laws Against Driver's Getting High [Their probably are laws, but Onizuka is too cool to follow them.]


New Tokyo University seemed to have gone a bit overboard with the hiring process. Not that she was complaining. Of course not. She wasn't an idiot. Hiratsuka Shizuka liked the pay and the perks. She also liked the fact that in between breaks, she could look at her Aston Martin from the window of the faculty room while enjoying a smoke or two, knowing it would stay there, parked and safe. Ah, the luxuries of having a permanent parking space allotted to your own name. No more worries about the police towing it away for illegal parking. This was it, she had made it.

This was the good life.

Then, why the hell did she want to throw it all away by strangling one of her work colleagues. Besides it wasn't like his own students didn't try to off him, maybe once or twice a week. It was only fair to help them out. Shizuka would be carrying out her teacher's duty towards his students.

"I'm telling you Driver's High is the best OP!"

What was this, a damn anime? Shizuka thought bitterly. But Eikichi Onizuka[1] was undeterred. He had his legs kicked up upon the table, a cigarette dangling from his mouth and god knows what sticking out from the drawers of his work desk. It looked like a health hazard.

Shota Aizawa[2] rubbed his eyes in irritation. Then he remembered he had eye drops to treat his dry eyes. Unfortunately there was nothing to treat the blonde, Onizuka. Hiratsuka empathized with his plight.

"Here, Aizawa-san let me help you with that." Hiratsuka Shizuka said.

Shota Aizawa fixed her with a look. Then nodded, giving up, already. She was stubborn and more than once she had also mentioned that this was her way of paying back to the hero community for saving the world time and time again. It was just a small gesture. But it was something. Aizawa didn't seem to mind that much.

But still. "You don't have to do it, Hiratsuka-san." Shota Aizawa said.

"Don't be silly." Hiratsuka replied, taking the eye drop from his hand. "It's either this or punching Onizuka in his smug face."

Aizawa looked at the blonde and gave up on life once more. "I thought I was done dealing with blondes for the day."

Shizuka smiled. "All Might."

"All Might." Aizawa said, then. "Bakugo. Present Mic. Ryuko Tsuchikawa.[3]" He sighed to himself.

Shizuka handed him back the eye drop. "That's a lot of blondes."

"And yet I feel sorry for you, Hiratsuka-san." Aizawa said. "At least I can take out my frustration on some unsuspecting villains. While you on the other hand -"

"I'm in the coolest driver's high!"

Onizuka was singing. The damn bastard was singing. And he was singing the damn song off-key and with the wrong lyrics.

Not for the first time, Hiratsuka wondered whether having a hero at her side would justify murder. She said as much with her words.

"Killing him, or at the least, squashing his vocal chords would feel like justice, don't you think? And what is justice?" Shizuka thought with an evil smile. "Whoever wins becomes justice!" Then with a cough and a coy smile, she added, to hide her evil aura. "I think I heard something like that in Don Quixote."

Aizawa gave her a look. "You mean Donquixote Doflamingo[4] said that, right?"

"Did he? Dammit! I seemed to have mixed them up. Ha ha!" Shizuka gave a small laugh. "Well, you are the hero, you know your villains."

Aizawa looked at Onizuka and changed the topic. "Did you know he destroyed public property last night?" But her question was aimed at Shizuka.

"He did what!" Shizuka shouted.

Damn, Aizawa thought, this is not what I expected at all.


References

[1] Eikichi Onizuka - Main Protagonist of 'Great Teacher Onizuka'

[2] Shota Aizawa - A Character From 'My Hero Academia'

[3] All Might. Bakugo. Present Mic. Ryuko Tsuchikawa. - Characters From 'My Hero Academia'

[4] Donquixote Doflamingo - Antagonist of 'One Piece'


Author's Note: See, there weren't so many characters in this chapter were there. Also, and this may or may not happen in the future, but which couple/duo do you want to see more in the future, 'Eikichi Onizuka x Hiratsuka Shizuka' OR 'Shota Aizawa x Hiratsuka Shizuka'. I'm not promising anything, but you never know where things might go.

Okay, this was the last chapter and you know posting this fic, reading all these chapters again, I think I have gotten a taste for some unique interactions and I think it's about time I dusted up and started writing chapters for one of my older fics.

I'm of course talking about - "Ore Ga Iru: As I Expected, My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong" AKA the Hitagi Senjougahara x Hikigaya Hachiman fic where Hitagi is the President of the Service Club. Oh sorry, the Volunteer club. I know, it's been months since I last uploaded a chapter, but first I want to know if you guys are still interested in the fic.

So yeah, let's do a poll -

Poll#1: Should I Write A New Chapter For 'Ore Ga Iru: As I Expected, My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong' AKA the Hitagi Senjougahara x Hikigaya Hachiman Fic?

Option 1: Yes.

Option 2: No.


Poll#2: Should I Continue Writing New Chapters For 'Interaction 101: Why Do I Have To Talk To Morons?'

Option 1: Yes.

Option 2: No.


Poll#3: Should I Continue Writing New Chapters For "Ikebukuro: A Bohemian Hikigaya's Rhapsody"?

Option 1: Yes.

Option 2: No.


Poll#4: Which Of The Following Fic Should Get A New Chapter?

Option 1: As Expected, I'm A Menace As Spider-Man.

Option 2: Chiba: As Expected, I'm The Third Wheel In Others Romantic Comedy.

Option 3: Pygmalion: My Rotten Gentleman AKA Hiratsuka-sensei x Hikigaya Fic.

Option 4: The Big If AKA Kawasaki Saki x Hikigaya Fic.

Option 5: The Woman Behind A Thousand Smiles AKA Haruno Yukinoshita x Hikigaya Fic.

Option 6: Love Is Like A Box Of Chocolates AKA Shiromeguri-senpai x Hikigaya Fic.

Option 7: Friends For Ten Minutes AKA Yukino Yukinoshita x Hikigaya Fic.

Option 8: Eighteen and Jealous AKA Adult!Rumi x Hikigaya Fic.

Option 9: A Fox In The Hen House AKA Isshiki Iroha x Hikigaya Fic.


Please pick accordingly


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