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"Last time on Total Drama All-Stars…" Chris began the recap. "The final five went on a slippery, saucy, sundae shopping spree with extra "are you nuts"? Speaking of slips, Courtney tried to convince Scott she didn't make the list as Zoey found out that it was Mal. Or is he Mal, now and forever? Either way, thanks to his latest dirty trick, Scott won the challenge and Zoey got the watery boot. Four players remain, but not for long. Heh heh. Okay. Who's going to the finale? And who's going to get a bacterial infection if someone doesn't stop using the Flush of Shame?! Seriously, bro. We put people in there. It's all or nothing time right here, on Total. Drama. All-Stars! Ew…" he ended the recap as Sasquatch used the Flush of Shame as a toilet while it read a newspaper.
(Theme song)
Cut to Brick and Courtney in front of the cabins. "I can't believe Zoey's gone. She was eliminated by her boyfriend too. That's gotta hurt." Brick said.
"Yeah, even I found that kind of cruel. Speaking of boyfriends, I hope Scott realized I was telling the truth." Courtney said.
"Well, look on the bright side! No matter what happens, I don't think it can be any worse than what happened between you and Duncan." Brick chuckled as Courtney looked upset. "Ah, sorry. That was quite rude of me to say." he said.
"No, it's fine. You're right." Courtney sighed.
"If I may ask, why did you begin dating him in the first place? No offense but you two couldn't be any more different if you tried." Brick said.
"I thought the same at first. It's just that… he made me rethink some things like how maybe I shouldn't let myself be defined by rules all the time. However, I just kind of ended up forgetting about that and began trying to control him which led to him kissing Gwen and… I don't like to admit it but it was wrong of me to treat him like that. Not to mention how terrible I was while trying to lead my teams. You really were the better option for the Hamster leader." Courtney said.
"Well, I'd say the fact that you're acknowledging that you were wrong is a good start to improving yourself." Brick said.
"You're probably right. Thanks for trying to console me." Courtney smiled.
"Anytime, soldier!" Brick saluted.
Confessional: Courtney
"Maybe I was too harsh on Brick. He's so overly nice it's kind of endearing." Courtney said.
Cut to Mal in the cabin looking at a mirror. He closed his eyes and sighed. "It's almost over. Soon, we won't have to worry about anything." Mal said to himself.
Confessional: Mal
"The million dollars is in my grasp. I don't care if everyone knows I hate their guts, I'm still going to win. I'm gonna use the prize money to wreck havoc on the world like what I did in juvie. Then, I'll live like a real king. In a tower where we'll be safe." Mal smirked.
Cut to Vito, Chester, Svetlana and Mike walking in Mike's subconscious. "I hope we hit the club district soon." Vito said.
"Nah, you ninny. If this place has a club district, I'll eat my pants! Without any catsup! Unless you've got some on ya. Quit holdin' out!" Chester said as they found Manitoba tossing some clouds in the fire.
"Manitoba! Finally!" Mike said.
"Can't talk now. Big quota to fill." Manitoba said.
"What's Mal making you do?" Mike asked.
"See those clouds? Them's your dreams. My jobs to get rid of them so you can never enjoy 'em again." Manitoba said as he pointed at a cloud where Mike was kissing Zoey.
"It's the dream I had about kissing Zoey in the rain! Aw, I loved that dream!" Mike gasped.
"So romantical!" Svetlana said as Manitoba tossed the dream in the fire.
"Ah! Don't do that!" Mike said.
"Love to, mate. But Mal's the boss." Manitoba said.
"Ugh! As soon as I regain control, the first thing I'm gonna do is find Zoey and give her a real kiss. One that Mal won't be able to ruin! Ah, c'mon! Stop burning up my dreams!" Mike said as Manitoba tossed another dream in the fire.
"Ah, well. We all gotta go sometime." Manitoba said.
"Don't you wanna be free?" Mike said.
"But even if we could beat Mal, that would just put you back in charge. So, how's that make me free?" Manitoba said.
"No way, he's right. Why should you get all the control?" Vito said.
"'Cause I'm the first. The original." Mike said.
"And why does that matter? Just because you're old doesn't mean you have to get respected!" Chester said.
"Yeah, you even beat us all up to regain control that one time!" Vito said.
"Exactly! Why should we help you regain control?" Manitoba asked.
"They do have za point." Svetlana said.
"Come on guys, are you just going to give up like this? Truth is, I do value all of you. You all represent important parts of my life. I wouldn't have been able to make it this far without you. But Mal only wants vengeance. Are you going to let someone like that take over?" Mike asked.
"Wow, that's, uh…" Chester said.
"I never thought of it like that." Vito said.
"It zeems that it'll be for the best if we help Mike. He is the best! He's more patient than me, more generous than Chester, less egotistical than Manitoba, and he's a better dancer than Vito." Svetlana said.
"Oh, ay! Ay, yo! It's true." Vito sighed.
"Well… maybe you're right you silly dingo. So, any idea on how to do it?" Manitoba asked.
"We were finding puzzles to solve to unlock the tower. Will you join us?" Mike asked.
"Ah, I know where one of them are! C'mon!" Manitoba said as they ran off.
Cut to Scott in the hotel. He threw a rock at a window, breaking a window. "Man, I broke all of them, I'm bored. Huh?" Scott said as he found a DVD. "Is this what Courtney was talking about?" he thought.
Cut to Scott in the DVD room. "Let's see what's up with this." Scott said as he put the DVD in the player. It showed all of Mal's doings as he looked shocked. He screamed in terror as he saw him planting the chart.
Confessional: Scott
"Courtney was telling the truth all along! All that arguing was for nothing, imagine how many times I could have kissed her by now! That twerp is going to pay, I'm gonna make him wish I just blackmailed him with his disorder! …Now that I say it out loud, that was pretty messed up to do." Scott said.
Cut to in front of the cabins. "Good morning, final four! Gather on the dock pronto-roony-o! It's crunch time! And by that, I mean you're about to get crunched." Chris said from the loudspeaker.
Cut to everyone walking toward the cabin. "So, Scott, about the list-" Courtney tried to say but was interrupted.
"Don't worry babe, I know you're innocent. It was all the fault of that twig!" Scott said.
"Really?" Courtney asked.
"Yup. I saw the DVD that was in the hotel. He did some pretty messed up stuff." Scott said.
"Yeah, and that's why we need to stop him! Got it?" Courtney asked.
"Yes, ma'am!" Scott saluted.
"Aw, it's nice to have you with me again." Courtney said as she kissed him on the cheek.
Confessional: Scott
"Yes! I'm never washing this cheek again!" Scott cheered.
"Hey there, pal." Mal mocked Brick as he approached him.
"Save it. I am not falling for your tricks anymore, scoundrel! From now on, prepare to face the fury of Brick McArthur!" Brick angrily said.
"Pfft, your threats don't phase me. I'll squash you like I did with that annoying redhead." Mal mocked.
"Do you even have any sense of honor? You caused Mike's girlfriend's elimination and you don't even feel a shred of remorse?" Brick angrily asked.
"Tch. Stuff like sympathy and honor only hold you back. If you think you can get anywhere in this world by being chivalrous, you're either too naive or too delusional. Maybe even both. For example, if you tried to help her yesterday you wouldn't be here now." Mal smirked.
"We'll see who the delusional one is. I swear on my platoon that I will take you down today!" Brick said.
"I'd like to see you try." Mal threatened.
Confessional: Brick
"I made a very big mistake yesterday in not helping Zoey. Today shall be the day I will restore my honor by defeating that evil slimeball!" Brick said.
Cut to everyone on the dock where Chris was in his parrot costume.. Ahoy, mateys! Argh. Come to me, faithful bird! Oh, c'mon, stop frowning. You look great, you know it." Chris said as Chef came on the boat with a parrot costume.
"Aw, shaddup." Chef said.
"Hey, if you don't wanna be here, then…" Chris said.
"Okay." Chef said as he left with the boat.
"That isn't what I was gonna say! Sorry. I-It's just life is so hard in the spa hotel. I'm sick of roughing it. And since I'm craving the comforts of home, I've come up with a special challenge? Your mission? To retrieve one of four valuable pieces of pirate loot stashed somewhere on the island." Chris said.
"Pfft. As if there's anything valuable around here." Scott said.
"There's plenty if you know what you're looking for!" Chris said.
Confessional: Courtney
"Chris' idea of valuable is pretty skewed. He's such an ego-maniac, his most prized possession is himself." Courtney said.
"To determine who searches for what, each player will choose one of these four treasure chests. Argh! Scott, as the winner of the last challenge, you get to go first." Chris said.
"Good luck." Courtney said as Scott went over the chests.
"Ah!" Scott yelped as he opened a chest, being punched by the glove in it.
"Perfect! You must bring me the McLean diamond, which can be found on or near the abandoned pirate ship, which just so happens to be guarded by your old pal, Fang." Chris said.
"Oh come on! Not again!" Scott complained.
Confessional: Scott
"There is no way this was random!" Scott said.
Mal opened a chest and got zapped. "Yow!" Mal yelped.
"Excellent! Mal, you must bring me Sasquatch." Chris said.
Confessional: Mal
"No way am I letting anyone else win this challenge! These losers don't stand a chance." Mal smirked.
Courtney opened the chest and was blasted by pepper. "Dah! Pepper?" Courtney sneezed.
"Courtney. You must go to the crumbling, life-threatening, dangerous wreck of my former cottage and bring back an intact portrait of moi. Or just any portrait of me from anywhere, I don't care." Chris said.
Confessional: Courtney
"D-Did he say life-threateningly?" Courtney sneezed.
"Oh... I have to fight a shark and all Courtney has to do is find some art? How is that fair?" Scott asked.
"Hey, there's no "fair" in pirate." Chris said.
"I can help you with yours after I find mine." Courtney said.
"Aw, thanks babe." Scott replied as they kissed.
Confessional: Brick
"I'm glad that they're back together and happy, but could they not tone down the PDA?" Brick asked.
"So that leaves the last chest for me. What's in it?" Brick asked.
"Nice try. But the choice isn't official until you see for yourself." Chris said.
"Fine. Ahh!" Brick yelled as he opened the chest and had his arm bitten by a turtle.
"Okay, that's new. Brick, you must bring me the long lost original golden Chris statuette." Chris said.
"Any clue where I might find it?" Brick asked.
"If I knew, it wouldn't be long lost, now would it?" Chris said.
Confessional: Brick
"Of course I got the hardest one. Man, this lucky vest has been pretty useless" Brick sighed.
"Whoever comes back last, or worse, empty-handed, goes directly to the Flush of Shame. Whoever brings back their loot first wins a guaranteed spot in the finale and immunity. All clear?! On your marks… Oh, just go." Chris blared an airhorn as they all ran off.
Cut to Scott walking toward a ship on water rocks. "Here, diamond, diamond…" Scott said.
"And Scott's first to reach his pirate loot zone! The heat is on! I hope my loud voice isn't getting Fang's attention!" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"Would you keep it down?" Scott angrily said.
"They're called loudspeakers, bro! Deal with it!" Chris said from the loudspeaker as Scott entered the ship and saw Fang.
"Easy does it, sh-sh-sh-shark. Just show me where the diamond is and I'll be on my way. Cool? Huh?" Scott said in shock as Fang opened his mouth, showing the diamond in his teeth.
Confessional: Scott
"Are you kidding me?!" Scott angrily said.
Scott screamed as he was chased away by Fang.
Cut to Mal finding some tracks. "Yeti tracks! Still warm, can't be too far." Mal said.
"Zoey is zeroing in on the Yeti! But bringing him back might be a bit harder, especially if he po–" Chris from the loudspeaker before Mal threw a rock at it and broke it.
"That'll keep him quiet for now." Mal said.
Cut to Courtney entering the broken mansion "One intact portrait coming up. How hard can it be? Why did I have to ask how hard it could be?" Courtney said as she entered the cottage to see it in disarray.
Confessional: Courtney
"Ugh, I get why those interns did this but it's still annoying." Courtney said.
"And Courtney breeches my beloved cottage. Treat her gently, Courtney. Gently…" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"Yeah, yeah. Ooh, what's that? Come on! Gah!" Courtney said as she tried to pull a portrait out the pile, only to bump backwards into a pole that dropped a bunch of rubble on her.
"Whoa! Looks like she should have watched her step. Will anyone survive? You stick around and find out, here on Total Drama All-Stars!" Chris said from the security room as the screen cut to black.
Cut to Brick entering the cottage and seeing the pile. "Whoa, that's pretty big." Brick
"Help!" Courtney muttered under the rubble.
"Courtney!? I'm coming soldier!" Brick said as he ran toward the pile and threw Courtney out of it.
"Ow! Ugh, thanks. But what are you doing here?" Courtney asked.
"I was searching for the golden Chris award. I thought Chris might have kept it here." Brick said.
"He did say it was long lost, I don't think you'll find it here." Courtney said.
"Uh, good point." Brick said.
Confessional: Brick
"Ugh, come on soldier! Focus!" Brick slapped himself.
"Anyway, do you have any idea where I can find a portrait of Chris? Well, other than this dump?" Courtney asked.
"I think the motel had a bunch of them. I think one even had that DVD?" Brick said.
"Oh, yeah! Thanks Brick!" Courtney said as she ran off.
Confessional: Courtney
"Of course that narcissist keeps a shit ton of photos even in the place we're supposed to be sleeping in." Courtney rolled her eyes.
Cut to Courtney entering the mansion and immediately finding a bunch of photos. "Wow. It was that easy." Courtney said.
Confessional: Courtney
"Now, I could bring this back, but I promised Scott I'll help. I told myself I'd stop being selfish and this is the time to do it." Courtney said as she held a portrait of Chris.
Cut to Mal seeing Sasquatch with an apron. "from a tree. Yeesh. Has he always been that big? Ugh, I wish I had a plan, but sometimes you just gotta go for it. Hey, loser! Watch out for the Mal show! Tag, I'm it!" Mal said as he swung down and took the eggs from him and ran off, making Sasquatch chase him.
Cut to Scott looking at Fang sunbathing from the flag of the ship. "And Mal is the second to find his loot! Will he be the first one back to the dock?" Chris said from the loudspeaker.
"Not if I have anything to say about it." Scott said as he held a rope.
Confessional: Scott
"If I'm gonna get the diamond from F-F-Fang, I gotta subdue him before he can subdue me. Pappy taught me how to hogtie pigs when I was a kid. Sharks aren't any different. Same smooth hides, same beady eyes. They're basically the pigs of the sea!" Scott said with the rope.
Scott caught Fang's nose with the rope. "Gotcha! Now gimme that diamond! Oof! Ah! Why?!" Scott yelled as Fang slammed him on the ship dock and threw a chest on him.
Confessional: Scott
"Sharks are nothing like pigs!" Scott said while he had the chest as a helmet.
Cut to Scott mumbling under the ship when Courtney came. "What the-? Scott! Oh boy, are you okay?" Courtney said as she helped him out.
"Oh. I can't stand that sh... sh-shark." Scott said.
"Well, I managed to find my loot. Did you find yours?" Courtney asked.
"Yeah, but it's in Fang's mouth. I'll never get the diamond off him." Scott said.
"Maybe you should try trapping him again. You know, steal the diamond from him while he's subdued." Courtney said.
"I already tried that! It didn't work." Scott sighed.
"Well, I have an idea. I already got mine, why not let me help you out?" Courtney said.
"Really? You'd do that?" Scott asked.
"Yup, you can count on me. Now here's the plan…" Courtney whispered.
Confessional: Scott
"Man, why did I ever even fight with her!" Scott smirked.
Confessional: Courtney
"I'm hoping this plan works. I really wanna show Scott that I do care for him." Courtney said.
Cut to Brick searching the mansion. "Come on, ugh, it's just a dumb statue. It shouldn't be this hard!" Brick said as he looked under some rubble pieces before sighing and exiting the cabin. "Ugh, maybe I should check someplace else-Gah!" he yelped as he tripped on something. "Is that… Yes! I have found the statue!" Brick said as he posed with the statue.
Confessional: Brick
"Through this day, I've gotten extremely lucky and extremely unlucky at the same time. But that's all in the past! Winning the challenge is all that matters now!" Brick said.
Cut to Mal being chased by Sasquatch while holding the eggs. "That's right. I got your dinner! Follow me!" Mal mocked.
"Zoey is leading her loot to the dock! So if you haven't found yours yet, you might wanna think about doing so right now! Okay, I guess we should head back to the dock to see who wins this." Chris said from the security room before leaving.
Cut to Brick running. "No way that monster is winning while I'm still large and in charge! Which way are the cabins again?" Brick said as he stopped.
Confessional: Brick
"Okay, maybe I should have paid more attention to my surroundings." Brick said.
Cut to Mal and Sasquatch on a tree. "Stupid yeti! You think you can defeat me!? Oh no. Ugh! Disgusting." Mal said as the branch broke. Sasquatch fell on a cliff with the eggs on his head before Mal fell on them, breaking them as they slid.
Cut to Courtney and Scott setting up the trap. Courtney gave Scott a thumbs up on the top as he put a fish bucket in a rope. "Yoohoo, come and get it!" Scott said and hid before Fang came and ate the fish before getting caught.
"Hah! How do you like that, freak!?" Courtney mocked.
"Guess you needed to be more careful, huh pal?" Scott mocked and punched Fang before taking the diamond from him.
"Did you get it?" Courtney said as she jumped down.
"Yup, it's here. Ooh, shiny. Me likey." Scott said as he looked at the diamond.
"Come on dirt boy, let's go!" Courtney said as she ran off.
"Yes, ma'am!" Scott said as he chased after her. Fang growled and took out a knife, cutting the rope and freeing himself.
Cut to Mal and Sasquatch sliding into the end. "Well, I can't say I care for how you did it, but you did do it. Mal wins!" Chris said.
"Hah, obviously. And none of the other losers are in sight." Mal smirked.
Cut to Courtney and Scott running. "We're almost there!" Courtney said.
"Man, I can almost taste victory-" Scott tried to say before gasping when Fang jumped in front of them as he gasped.
"What the-!?" Courtney said in shock.
"No! Not him again! Not now!" Scott yelped as Fang took out his knife while Scott cowered.
"Listen here freak, if you want to get him, you'll have to get past me!" Courtney said as she stood between them as Fang growled as they screamed. Meanwhile, Brick was running past.
"One, two, one, two-huh?" Brick said in shock as he stopped to see Fang about to attack Scott and Courtney. He looked at the statue in his hand and then between the path ahead and Fang.
(Flashback) "Tch. Stuff like sympathy and honor only hold you back. If you think you can get anywhere in this world by being chivalrous, you're either too naive or too delusional. Maybe even both. For example, if you tried to help her yesterday you wouldn't be here now." Mal smirked.
Brick looked at the path ahead and closed his eyes. Courtney and Scott screamed as Fang raised his knife, only to get hit in the head by the statue which ended up breaking as he got knocked out.
"Are you alright?" Brick asked as he approached them.
"Brick?" Scott said in shock.
"But… why would you throw the game for us?" Courtney asked.
"Never leave a man behind. Heroism is way more important." Brick smiled.
Cut to Scott, Courtney and Brick arriving. "Well, looks like the riff-raff have arrived. Now, to evaluate your treasures." Chris said.
"Here! I had to fight that psycho shark so it better be good." Scott said as he showed the diamond.
"Yup. That's a real diamond." Chris said as he took the diamond from Scott.
"Well, it's not from the cottage but…" Courtney said as she showed Chris the portrait.
"And this is a great portrait of moi!" he said as he took the portrait from Courtney before noticing Brick's broken statue.
"This is all I have left, sir!" Brick saluted.
"Well… I guess A for effort. But it's still half which is less than what everyone else brought, so you are out!" he said as Scott and Courtney gasped while Brick closed his eyes while smiling.
Confessional: Brick
"I don't regret what I did. I'll lose a thousand three millions if I did it by following my code of honor." Brick said.
Cut to Mike's subconscious where he and his alters arrived at a switch puzzle. "Here it is. You need to use these switches in a certain order to light those panels." Mike said.
"Hey, I remember this from that Hindiana Bones movie! Manitoba, could you use your lasso to pull the levers?" Mike asked.
"Sure can. What order?" Manitoba asked.
"Well, first light them all up so I can see which ones activate which switch." Mike said.
"Alright." Manitoba said as he pulled the switches one by one.
"Got it! Reset it, then go 3, 2, 4, 1, 5!" Mike said as Manitoba did that, finishing the puzzle and causing a giant beacon of light to emerge from the tower.
"I think that means we finished 'em all." Manitoba said.
"Great! Now we just need to go to the tower to destroy it!" Mike said.
"Ugh, that damn thing is way too far ahead!" Chester complained.
"Well, I know a shortcut to Mal's guard tower!" Manitoba said.
"Wait, guard tower?" Mike asked.
"You still haven't clued in? This whole place, is a jail. The tower is the only way in or out." Manitoba said.
"Nah, I don't think I can deal with anymore walking. Shortcut or not." Chester said.
"Fine, I'll give you a piggyback." Mike said as he put Chester on his back.
"Giddy up, slowpoke!" Chester said as they ran off.
Cut to Brick in the Flush of Shame. "Bye Brick. And thanks for saving us." Courtney said.
"Yeah man, we owe our life to you." Scott said.
"It's not of any matter. It is my duty as a soldier to be a hero." Brick said.
"Pfft. Your pathetic attempts at heroism cost you again. And that's why you'll never ever be more than a crazy weakling." Mal smirked.
"I'd rather be a crazy weakling than anything like you. My only regret was not taking you down, I hope you get what you deserve." Brick said as Mal rolled his eyes. "You may flush. I'm ready." he said before Chris flushed him.
"And we have our three finalists! Mal, Courtney and Scott! Who will rule victorious in the toughest, roughest million dollar challenge ever? Tune in to find out. Next time on the season finale of Total. Drama. All-Stars!" Chris said as the episode ended.
BONUS CLIP
Brick's Bonus Clip
Cut to Brick being blasted into the middle of Drumheller from a water hose. "Oh come on! Don't tell me I'm stranded here!" Brick said before he saw the Jumbo Jet flying toward him and gasped.
Finalists: Courtney, Mal, Scott
Eliminated Contestants:
4. Brick
5. Zoey
6. Alejandro
7. Lightning
8. Gwen
9. Harold
MERGE
10. Duncan
11. Heather
12. Anne Maria
13. Owen
14. Jo
15. Cameron
16. Lindsay
With that, we have our finalists! I was always gonna have Courtney and Mal in the finale but I went between who to choose between Brick and Scott. I eventually decided on Scott since I think Brick getting eliminated in the same way as before and being fine with it, showing that he truly values honor above all else to be a fitting end. I hope I did all the emotional moments in here well!
Next is the finale which is gonna have a different challange
