Wassup, I'm here In all my glory.
Haven't typed in a bit because I've lost a great deal of interest in helluva boss and such while waiting for the new episodes.
I've turned my sights to Pokémon fics and one piece.
But worry not for I shall not write one till the conclusion of this fic and its alternate.
voting in the alt has ended and ch 4 has been posted
now for the moment you've all been waiting for
Chapter 5
I.M.P office.
Naruto sat bored in a chair. To his left there was a small lemon tree in a pot marked with a sign that read 'No Whores' it was questionable and had Naruto puzzled as to its relevance.
In front there was a small receptionist desk with Loona sat behind it scrolling on her phone. To his right was the door, it was a medium distance from him.
he lay on his side amusedly watching Millie trying to coarse Moxie into throwing a knife through the picture of a smiling family he held in his hand.
Although normally the thought of a happy family being attacked would anger him, he suppressed his anger and distracted himself my envisioning a family of Konohan villagers.
As Moxie was about to throw the knife an angry woman slammed through the bosses office door and Moxie through the knife off the wall and it bounced.
It knocked over a plant, hit the leg of a fish tank and flew into the wall next to the customer. "GODDAMN IT MOX-"
Konoha- the day after
The village was smoldering and smoke rose to the clouds, Sasuke stood on the hokage monument, looking over what remained.
The had just barely fended off the attack with the effort of Jiraya of the Legendary Sannin, and the unlikely return of Tsunade of the Legendary Sannin.
Although her only reason for returning originally was to break every bone in the hokage's body after getting word of Naruto's death.
However the hokage joined Naruto, where ever he was.
A somber and devastated atmosphere hung over the village. Sasuke himself had just ran from the hospital after Jiraya had saved his ass from the sand jinchuriki.
Tsunade had healed him, he was in a sorry state on the cusp of death. He could only realize that if the dumbass villagers had not killed his best frien-, no brother. The situation would have no doubt been less devastating.
Earth 116- private family estate- nighttime
Naruto, his boss, and gang, stood over looking the home of a happy family. The mother of whom was the target.
Blitz and Moxie had gone to the house where he and Millie had stayed away. They were separated from one another on each side of the house just in case the mother was to flee.
Naruto hoped desperately she would not because he knew he still could not bring himself to take a life.
A shot rang out, the job was done? Naruto had no way to tell, he was too far away to see through the window into the kitchen from his side of the house.
Suddenly he saw three shadows move away from the house, on he recognized as Blitz, and the others were in pursuit of him.
That begged the question, where is Moxie? More shots, Naruto moved towards the house to see if Moxie was alright.
More shots.
He moved in the house through the window, as usual.
More shots, a lady was shouting in a crazed frenzy from the forest.
Naruto saw no sign of Moxie, however he heard moving from up the stairs. Making his way up and towards the sound he found a room, it had a creepy cibe and he wasn't even inside.
He counted to three.
1.
2..
3...
He sprinted forward kicking the door down and hitting flesh "DYNAMIC ENTRY!" He shouted this in honor of a caterpillar browed, green spandex wearing genin.
To his surprise a child went flying into a wall, knocked the fuck out, another child screaming and ran into the opposite wall face first. And Moxie screamed like a girl tied to a chair that was made out of awful.
Body parts, heads and other horrific things lined the wall. Naruto's eyes widend and popped out of his skull comedically and he shouted for the first time in his life "WHAT THE FU-"
Earth- 117- somewhere in the Elemental Nations
A really pissed off figure paced back and forth.
He wore an orange mask with a swirl pattern that centered around his right eye, it being the only hole in the mask showing his sharingan to the world. He was covered by a black cloak with red clouds.
"What did you just say.." a stoic man with stress lines, black hair, and the sharingan glowing in both his eyes.
He too wore a black cloak with red clouds.
"Uzumaki Naruto is dead, and the chakra of the nine tailed demon fox has vanished entirely."
The sheer anger and killing intent cracked the walls of the cave like area. And one Obito, sorry I mean Madara Uchiha planned to murder a certain snake bastard.
And thats all for the chapter folks, we see that Konoha has survived the ordeal... for now...
Naruto begins his new job in the start of Helluva Boss.
also I did not use earth 115, for a reason, it pertains to a gamemode of a video game, guess in the reviews.
Lastly thank everyone for the support and ideas, it is the only reason I continue to write this and not a Pokemon, One Piece, or RWBY fic.
Have a nice day.
